I suspect my boyfriend is not human
Chapter 5
"Actually, it's not too difficult, just responsible for taking care of our investor's daily life. The requirement is to live in his house and have one day off every week. According to the information, you are an orphan, so I think this requirement is not a big problem for you, right? "
Ji Fei'an always felt something was wrong when he heard it, so he asked, "Um...can I get to know your investor first?"
"Oh! Yes, the person you want to take care of is a man, aged 25, who just returned to G City from Europe to develop."
Ji Fei'an finally knew what made him feel wrong, he always felt... It was as if he was pimping that investor.However, considering his misunderstanding just now, Ji Fei'an quickly threw this idea out of his mind.
Although his face is much more handsome than in his previous life, he is not so narcissistic that he feels that he is a heartthrob and everyone is peeping at him.It's just that the interviewer's attitude seems to have finalized him without saying a few words in the interview just now.To decide on candidates so quickly, in addition to feeling that the company's recruitment is a bit too rash and unprofessional, it also makes people wonder if there is something wrong with this job?
"The only problem now is..."
coming!Ji Fei'an cheered up, feeling that the other party finally got to the point.
"Our investor...is a bit out of his mind."
???
Ji Fei'an was stunned, mentally ill?Isn't it a fool?etc!How can such a person become a big money maker?
Zombie saw the applicant's dazed look, so he knew that he had succeeded in this rhythm, and further said: "It's not that far, it's just a strange logic and touching brain circuit. It's just...he is a middle-aged man, I usually like to watch Ba Zongwen and anime, and I also like to play role-playing with myself."
"..." Ji Fei'an managed to digest these words, and his first reaction was - why is this kind of person so rich? !
Forgive him for being unstable for a while and can't help but hate the rich. He just listened to the introduction of the zombie interviewer. Wouldn't this character really ruin the family property?
Ji Fei'an asked dryly: "It's okay, then he shouldn't have any problems with violence, right?"
"That's not true, you can definitely rest assured!" Ye Yao immediately patted his chest and said with assurance, "It's just that you usually cooperate with his role substitution."
Ji Fei'an was very conflicted. Although he wanted to find a job as soon as possible, it didn't mean that he would always come to him!If this job is really okay, why is the interviewer so eager to sell, wishing he could go to work the next day?
Seeing Ji Fei'an's hesitant face, the zombie gritted his teeth, and finally took the last dose, wrote down a number, and said: "Considering that there may sometimes be difficulties in the work, our salary is this number... ..."
"!!!" Ji Fei'an's eyes widened instantly after seeing the numbers on the paper clearly, and all worries disappeared as soon as his mind became hot, and he immediately slapped the table firmly and said firmly: "I can definitely do this job without any problem!"
"Okay!" The zombie interviewer strikes while the iron is hot, "If there are no other questions, then you can report here at the same time tomorrow, and then I will fly the aircraft to take you to work?"
"Ok, Ok!"
Although he felt that passing the interview so quickly and taking the job directly seemed like rushing ducks to the shelves, as long as he thought of the salary offered by the other party just now, Ji Fei'an was full of expectations for the future.
How can you get a tiger cub if you don't enter the tiger's den!If it really doesn't work, just resign!he thought optimistically.
The interview ended very successfully. Although at the beginning I saw that the interviewer was a zombie, I was so frightened that I lost my composure, but fortunately, the interviewer didn't mind. Ji Fei'an left this company in a good mood.
After Ji Fei'an left, the zombie re-read Ji Fei'an's file history in the official cloud system.Both parents died, no obvious personality, a little money-greedy personality, evil intentions but no courage... From what I observed in the interview just now, the other party showed all kinds of characteristics that add up to the typical personality of ordinary people, this kind of person is the most It is easy to control, and if it is really impossible, even if she disappears one day, there will be no family members to track her down.
In this way, the zombie happily finalized Ji Fei'an as the candidate.
The zombie sent Hu Jing a screenshot of Ji Fei'an's ID photo and the video recorded by the office camera during the interview just now.
[I found a suitable two-legged beast, how about you take a look?No problem, I will bring him over tomorrow so you guys can get in touch (^_^)]
Hu Jing replied almost instantly.
【Can!very cute! ! !Can't bring it here today? ! 】
The zombies felt a little headache after seeing the content, although they don't know why these stupid big guys in the sea are so obsessed with the humans on the ground, and they seem to have a mysterious understanding of humans, and they always think that humans are smart and cute.But seeing that the other party has now become the biggest financial backer of his small leather bag company, Ye Yao is still very enthusiastic and patient to help the other party adapt to human society.
As for how Hu Jing became a big benefactor within a week after going ashore, I have to say: the sea really contains infinite treasures!
In the most difficult stage of the last days, human beings have to face not only countless natural enemies, but also an extreme climate.During this period, the sea level of the earth rose by more than 50 meters, and many coastal cities before the end of the world were submerged, and the coastal areas are often economically developed and the focus of construction, so the local scientific research centers often keep a lot of cutting-edge technology materials and equipment. Exactly what is most needed in the revival phase today.
It is a pity that after the apocalypse, human beings lost control of the earth, and the ocean is an existence that cannot be fully explored even if humans are at their peak at the end of the 21st century before the apocalypse, with various high-tech, let alone the current situation.So even though today's human government has always wanted to send troops to salvage the sea, due to the unknown and uncontrollable dangerous factors in the ocean, this plan had to be shelved.
But these problems are not a problem at all for Hu Jing who lives in the sea.After Ye Yao told him which things he owned could easily win the favor of Two-legged beasts, Hu Jing, who is a Two-legged beast lover, immediately went to the sea to pick up two pieces of pre-apocalyptic equipment and asked Ye Yao to hand them over to the Two-legged beast head ( zheng) collar (fu).
With the successful sale of the equipment, Hu Jing became one of the top 100 global wealth figures overnight, and Ye Yao wanted to serve him as his own father from then on.
[Don't worry, we need to give the two-legged beasts a period of adaptation~ Two-legged beasts also have their own civilization system and social etiquette. If you are not familiar with the situation, you are eager to get in touch with them, which will arouse their vigilance. refused to contact you. 】
Ye Yao hurriedly replied to the message to comfort Hu Jing.
【All right. 】
Although it's just a pure character exchange and you can't see the other party's reaction, Ye Yao can already imagine Hu Jing's expression of reluctance when he typed these two characters.
He obviously has an IQ not inferior to that of human beings, and even has a mature social system and civilization of his own race, but in Ye Yao's view, Hu Jing is still very stupid and naive.
In fact, not only Hu Jing, but most animals are like this, because the living environment is relatively simple, there is no intrigue, and the consequence of lack of experience is that most of them want things to be simple, so this is why Ye Yao was selected by this animal organization as an intermediary s reason.
Ye Yao, who used to be a member of human beings, naturally understands human beings better than them, and it is perfect to be a guide who guides those humanoid animals who have not been deeply involved in the world to integrate into human society.
The author has something to say: [Diary [-]]
The fifth day ashore.
After being pumped by me yesterday, Carrion has finally improved its efficiency, and today I got the good news that I found a suitable Twoleg! ! !
------
Amway, who wanted to sell a killer whale yesterday
But maybe my posture is wrong, and the review regards me as a prostitute (this makes me very angry)
So sell it multiple times today!
↓Welcome to search the following cute videos about killer whales↓
"Still biting with your mouth? ?It's too Out. The killer whale flies the turtle like a football! "
Just like the title, a few orcas sent sea turtles to the sky in order to tease the two-legged beasts on the shore (sea turtles: MMP!) and successfully received a wave of two-legged beasts shouting
"The killer whale spits out the fish in its mouth for the birds to eat, but the next scene is beyond everyone's expectations"
Routine!It's all a trick!Pretend to throw the fish to the bird to eat, and when the bird approaches, the style of the painting changes suddenly and the bird is eaten
"The killer whale with husky color scheme hits the dolphin and behaves like your cat master! "
Two-legged killer whales (dolphins: MMP!) dragged a dolphin to tease Twolegs. At 48 seconds, two killer whales drove a dolphin to the boat to show Twolegs, and sprayed water on purpose to amuse people~
"The killer whale is coming!The seal climbed aboard the boat"
A seal that was chased by orcas jumped into a human boat in desperation, and then the orcas just swam around the boat a few times and left.
To be honest, killer whales know how to make waves and overturn ice floes when hunting. If they are really hostile to humans, the person who can overturn the boat with one tail will definitely not be able to escape, but I don’t know why Killer whales are really fascinated by humans...
Ji Fei'an always felt something was wrong when he heard it, so he asked, "Um...can I get to know your investor first?"
"Oh! Yes, the person you want to take care of is a man, aged 25, who just returned to G City from Europe to develop."
Ji Fei'an finally knew what made him feel wrong, he always felt... It was as if he was pimping that investor.However, considering his misunderstanding just now, Ji Fei'an quickly threw this idea out of his mind.
Although his face is much more handsome than in his previous life, he is not so narcissistic that he feels that he is a heartthrob and everyone is peeping at him.It's just that the interviewer's attitude seems to have finalized him without saying a few words in the interview just now.To decide on candidates so quickly, in addition to feeling that the company's recruitment is a bit too rash and unprofessional, it also makes people wonder if there is something wrong with this job?
"The only problem now is..."
coming!Ji Fei'an cheered up, feeling that the other party finally got to the point.
"Our investor...is a bit out of his mind."
???
Ji Fei'an was stunned, mentally ill?Isn't it a fool?etc!How can such a person become a big money maker?
Zombie saw the applicant's dazed look, so he knew that he had succeeded in this rhythm, and further said: "It's not that far, it's just a strange logic and touching brain circuit. It's just...he is a middle-aged man, I usually like to watch Ba Zongwen and anime, and I also like to play role-playing with myself."
"..." Ji Fei'an managed to digest these words, and his first reaction was - why is this kind of person so rich? !
Forgive him for being unstable for a while and can't help but hate the rich. He just listened to the introduction of the zombie interviewer. Wouldn't this character really ruin the family property?
Ji Fei'an asked dryly: "It's okay, then he shouldn't have any problems with violence, right?"
"That's not true, you can definitely rest assured!" Ye Yao immediately patted his chest and said with assurance, "It's just that you usually cooperate with his role substitution."
Ji Fei'an was very conflicted. Although he wanted to find a job as soon as possible, it didn't mean that he would always come to him!If this job is really okay, why is the interviewer so eager to sell, wishing he could go to work the next day?
Seeing Ji Fei'an's hesitant face, the zombie gritted his teeth, and finally took the last dose, wrote down a number, and said: "Considering that there may sometimes be difficulties in the work, our salary is this number... ..."
"!!!" Ji Fei'an's eyes widened instantly after seeing the numbers on the paper clearly, and all worries disappeared as soon as his mind became hot, and he immediately slapped the table firmly and said firmly: "I can definitely do this job without any problem!"
"Okay!" The zombie interviewer strikes while the iron is hot, "If there are no other questions, then you can report here at the same time tomorrow, and then I will fly the aircraft to take you to work?"
"Ok, Ok!"
Although he felt that passing the interview so quickly and taking the job directly seemed like rushing ducks to the shelves, as long as he thought of the salary offered by the other party just now, Ji Fei'an was full of expectations for the future.
How can you get a tiger cub if you don't enter the tiger's den!If it really doesn't work, just resign!he thought optimistically.
The interview ended very successfully. Although at the beginning I saw that the interviewer was a zombie, I was so frightened that I lost my composure, but fortunately, the interviewer didn't mind. Ji Fei'an left this company in a good mood.
After Ji Fei'an left, the zombie re-read Ji Fei'an's file history in the official cloud system.Both parents died, no obvious personality, a little money-greedy personality, evil intentions but no courage... From what I observed in the interview just now, the other party showed all kinds of characteristics that add up to the typical personality of ordinary people, this kind of person is the most It is easy to control, and if it is really impossible, even if she disappears one day, there will be no family members to track her down.
In this way, the zombie happily finalized Ji Fei'an as the candidate.
The zombie sent Hu Jing a screenshot of Ji Fei'an's ID photo and the video recorded by the office camera during the interview just now.
[I found a suitable two-legged beast, how about you take a look?No problem, I will bring him over tomorrow so you guys can get in touch (^_^)]
Hu Jing replied almost instantly.
【Can!very cute! ! !Can't bring it here today? ! 】
The zombies felt a little headache after seeing the content, although they don't know why these stupid big guys in the sea are so obsessed with the humans on the ground, and they seem to have a mysterious understanding of humans, and they always think that humans are smart and cute.But seeing that the other party has now become the biggest financial backer of his small leather bag company, Ye Yao is still very enthusiastic and patient to help the other party adapt to human society.
As for how Hu Jing became a big benefactor within a week after going ashore, I have to say: the sea really contains infinite treasures!
In the most difficult stage of the last days, human beings have to face not only countless natural enemies, but also an extreme climate.During this period, the sea level of the earth rose by more than 50 meters, and many coastal cities before the end of the world were submerged, and the coastal areas are often economically developed and the focus of construction, so the local scientific research centers often keep a lot of cutting-edge technology materials and equipment. Exactly what is most needed in the revival phase today.
It is a pity that after the apocalypse, human beings lost control of the earth, and the ocean is an existence that cannot be fully explored even if humans are at their peak at the end of the 21st century before the apocalypse, with various high-tech, let alone the current situation.So even though today's human government has always wanted to send troops to salvage the sea, due to the unknown and uncontrollable dangerous factors in the ocean, this plan had to be shelved.
But these problems are not a problem at all for Hu Jing who lives in the sea.After Ye Yao told him which things he owned could easily win the favor of Two-legged beasts, Hu Jing, who is a Two-legged beast lover, immediately went to the sea to pick up two pieces of pre-apocalyptic equipment and asked Ye Yao to hand them over to the Two-legged beast head ( zheng) collar (fu).
With the successful sale of the equipment, Hu Jing became one of the top 100 global wealth figures overnight, and Ye Yao wanted to serve him as his own father from then on.
[Don't worry, we need to give the two-legged beasts a period of adaptation~ Two-legged beasts also have their own civilization system and social etiquette. If you are not familiar with the situation, you are eager to get in touch with them, which will arouse their vigilance. refused to contact you. 】
Ye Yao hurriedly replied to the message to comfort Hu Jing.
【All right. 】
Although it's just a pure character exchange and you can't see the other party's reaction, Ye Yao can already imagine Hu Jing's expression of reluctance when he typed these two characters.
He obviously has an IQ not inferior to that of human beings, and even has a mature social system and civilization of his own race, but in Ye Yao's view, Hu Jing is still very stupid and naive.
In fact, not only Hu Jing, but most animals are like this, because the living environment is relatively simple, there is no intrigue, and the consequence of lack of experience is that most of them want things to be simple, so this is why Ye Yao was selected by this animal organization as an intermediary s reason.
Ye Yao, who used to be a member of human beings, naturally understands human beings better than them, and it is perfect to be a guide who guides those humanoid animals who have not been deeply involved in the world to integrate into human society.
The author has something to say: [Diary [-]]
The fifth day ashore.
After being pumped by me yesterday, Carrion has finally improved its efficiency, and today I got the good news that I found a suitable Twoleg! ! !
------
Amway, who wanted to sell a killer whale yesterday
But maybe my posture is wrong, and the review regards me as a prostitute (this makes me very angry)
So sell it multiple times today!
↓Welcome to search the following cute videos about killer whales↓
"Still biting with your mouth? ?It's too Out. The killer whale flies the turtle like a football! "
Just like the title, a few orcas sent sea turtles to the sky in order to tease the two-legged beasts on the shore (sea turtles: MMP!) and successfully received a wave of two-legged beasts shouting
"The killer whale spits out the fish in its mouth for the birds to eat, but the next scene is beyond everyone's expectations"
Routine!It's all a trick!Pretend to throw the fish to the bird to eat, and when the bird approaches, the style of the painting changes suddenly and the bird is eaten
"The killer whale with husky color scheme hits the dolphin and behaves like your cat master! "
Two-legged killer whales (dolphins: MMP!) dragged a dolphin to tease Twolegs. At 48 seconds, two killer whales drove a dolphin to the boat to show Twolegs, and sprayed water on purpose to amuse people~
"The killer whale is coming!The seal climbed aboard the boat"
A seal that was chased by orcas jumped into a human boat in desperation, and then the orcas just swam around the boat a few times and left.
To be honest, killer whales know how to make waves and overturn ice floes when hunting. If they are really hostile to humans, the person who can overturn the boat with one tail will definitely not be able to escape, but I don’t know why Killer whales are really fascinated by humans...
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