The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

18-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

When Nakahara woke up again, the sky was already bright, and it looked like it was noon.

Slowly opening his hazy blue sleepy eyes, Nakahara got up from the closet wearily, Osamu Dazai was not by his side at this time, but there were small noises from the kitchen.

Chuya suddenly realized, no way... Osamu Dazai went to cook again?

But I have to say that Dazai Osamu's cooking skills are so "good" that people and gods are angry. It is said that after the last time the three conjurers finished eating the tempura he made, they all had stomach pains when they returned home.

Zhong Ye was suddenly very grateful, fortunately he couldn't eat hot food!

Wait, could it be that... he will be in dire straits every day from now on? !

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought of this, he suddenly bared his teeth and howled silently...

No!He didn't want to die in love with Osamu Dazai!

Eat Osamu Dazai's cooking...he will die! ! !

"Yeah, Xiao Zhongya, you're awake~"

The man who was busy in the kitchen heard his movement, immediately turned to look at him with a big spoon, and then smiled and said: "Xiaozhong also go to wash up soon, and come to eat later."

Zhongyuan Zhong also let out an "oh" in resignation, and then grabbed his own clothes and put them on with difficulty.He jumped down from the closet and took two steps to fasten the buttons.

As soon as he walked to the edge of the pool, Nakaya slowly turned his head and looked at Dazai Osamu again. Dazai Osamu was bending over the pot and looking at his back like an old man.

"If you want to see it, just look at it openly ~ don't need to be sneaky, Zhong Ye."

Osamu Dazai said suddenly.

"..."

Shameless Osamu Dazai!

Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly turned his head away from looking at that guy, he was quite refreshed after washing his face hastily.

After the water stains were wiped off, Nakahara Chuya turned his face to Dazai Osamu in a logical manner. Dazai Osamu's serious and silly look definitely indicates that this person is not good!

"Forget it, don't bother. If you're hungry, just order a bento." Nakahara Nakaya said, with a mocking face, as if he wanted to provoke Osamu Dazai, and he didn't feel that it was really dangerous to do so. very.

So he didn't expect at all that Osamu Dazai would turn his head through gritted teeth and say, "Don't you know if I can do it or not? Xiaozhongya."

"..."

"Right? Xiaozhongya." Osamu Dazai approached his ear and exhaled at him.

However, there was a "bang" after that, Nakahara Nakahara pushed Osamu Dazai back hard, and then shouted: "How do I know if you can do it? I think you can't do it! If you can't, don't waste my ingredients, okay?" Good? It’s a crime to waste!”

"..." Zhongya Nakahara saw that Osamu Dazai gradually showed an expression like he was looking at a fool, and then Dazai turned his head and laughed "haha". You're so straight."

"Straight? I'm really straight! Do you think everyone beats around the bush like you?" Nakahara Nakaya raised his hand again and waved Dazai Osamu's face away: "How about I just be straight!"

"Very good, very good~" Dazai Osamu smiled meaningfully: "This is the only way to challenge."

"Just by you? Still want to challenge me?"

Nakahara also let out a "hum", only thinking that Osamu Dazai was crazy would want to challenge him.

However, he was completely unaware that the topics he and Osamu Dazai were talking about were basically two things, and they were not on the same channel, channel, or channel at all!

Thinking about it, Osamu Dazai couldn't help raising his head and laughing "haha" again, probably because he thought Nakahara Chu was too cute.

"Ghost laugh, you must be thinking of something bad." Nakahara Chuya narrowed his eyes and moved closer, and then he saw noodles cooking in the pot in front of Osamu Dazai!

Well, with Osamu Dazai's posture, those who know it are cooking noodles, but those who don't know it think they are making high-quality Japanese food!

How come this guy can make such a complicated feeling even when cooking noodles?

"Alright, Chuya!"

Suddenly, Osamu Dazai stood up straight as if he had won a complete victory, and saw this guy waving a spoon, pinching his waist with an expression of pleading for praise, and said: "It's time to eat~"

"You... what does this noodle taste like?" Nakahara Chuya lowered his head and smelled it. Osamu Dazai didn't just add salt, did he?

"Ah, no, I just cook whatever I want." Dazai Osamu blinked.

"... Didn't put anything?" Nakahara Chuya asked tentatively.

"No!" Dazai Zhizhi said confidently.

"..."

"what happened?"

How dare he ask? !

Nakahara Chuya breathed a sigh of relief speechlessly, and then asked again: "Then, why are you so happy?!" Those who didn't know thought Dazai Osamu solved some century-old problem!

"It's ripe~" I saw Osamu Dazai holding his face and asking for credit, "Isn't this something to be happy about?"

"..."

not worth it!not worth it!The world... is not worth it!

Nakahara also resisted the urge to pick up the frying pan and shoot Osamu Dazai to death. In the end, he still didn't turn Osamu Dazai into kitchen waste on the spot and threw it into the trash can for disposal.

Don't ask why, it's just that garbage sorting is very troublesome.

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly felt that he really couldn't keep up with the times, why do the kids nowadays know so much better than him? !

He was about to be played to death by Osamu Dazai.

He even thinks he is Dazai Osamu's toy?

It's still the kind that doesn't know how to cherish it!

Climbing up from the quilt with difficulty, Chuya put on his clothes by himself, he felt that every button was very tiring!

"Hey! Little mackerel?"

He didn't hear any sound, and Zhong Yuan waited for a long time to call again, but still didn't get a response.

Suddenly felt a sense of emptiness and loneliness, and Zhong didn't like this feeling either.

Slowly climbing down from the closet, he wandered around the room a few times in thin daily clothes, and after confirming that Osamu Dazai was really not at home, he sighed and sat down at the table.

The curtains were not drawn today, he was sitting with his back to the window, the long-lost sunshine was like a god, and he opened his arms and embraced him from behind him.

I can't describe it any more, but if I continue to describe it like this, that 18-year-old little Dazai will be jealous of the sun.

With a "click", the door opened, and a black figure entered the door. It was the 18-year-old Osamu Dazai.Osamu Dazai carried a lot of things, as if he went out to do some shopping...

It turned out to be out shopping!

"what the hell!I didn't miss him! 』

Zhongyuan Zhong also said arrogantly to himself in his heart.

"what's wrong with you?"

Osamu Dazai asked suddenly.

"……What's wrong with me?"

Nakahara looked up suspiciously, only to see Dazai Osamu hurried over after taking off his shoes.The child threw all the pockets in his hand on the table, and immediately ran up to him.

Both cheeks were held together, and Osamu Dazai reached out to pull the curtains, but as soon as the curtains were drawn halfway, Osamu Dazai stopped.

……

The child forgot, forgot that he was not afraid of the sun anymore.

"what happened to you?"

Zhongya Nakahara subconsciously rubbed his cheek with Dazai Osamu's palm, he may not even realize how reflexive this action is.

This is probably a unique action of big cats.

"Large"?Of course, if medium is also considered "large".

Osamu Dazai felt the palm of his hand gently rubbing against his cheek, and Nakaya's soft hair seemed to brush against his heart. This was the most delicious and unconscious teasing.

He swore that if he hadn't worried about Nakahara Chuya's newly resurrected body, he would still be able to wrestle a hundred rounds of sumo wrestling with Nakahara Nakaya.

"It's okay, I forgot." Osamu Dazai smiled and pulled Nakahara Nakaya up from the chair. He hugged Nakahara from behind, and then stretched out his arms. He went over Nakahara's body to get the pocket on the table: " Guess what I bought?"

"Vegetables?" Zhongya rolled his eyes, these days Osamu Dazai has been feeding him vegetables in different ways, he is almost turning into a rabbit.

"It's noodles." As Osamu Dazai said, he raised his hand and flicked his head, "I'll eat vegetables at night."

"Hey! My body is resurrected, why do you still let me eat noodles?!" Zhong Yuanzhong refused to accept it, he wanted to eat hot ones!He must make up for all the heat sources lost in the past few days!

However, Dazai Osamu said: "You guessed vegetables just now, so you must like vegetables? I have to satisfy you~"

"..." Zhong Yuan Zhong also got caught again!This is all Dazai Osamu's way of bullying him!

"Get out!" Nakahara Nakaya pushed Osamu Dazai away: "Since you want to satisfy me, then you can buy me steak tonight!"

"..."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows. In Nakaya's eyes, the word "satisfaction" is a very simple word, right?

Sure enough, he is a straight man, Chuya.

I only like straight men from Osamu Dazai.

18-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

They always say that when eating noodles, they can think of the old days.

Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu were eating noodles around the table at the moment, Chuya didn't think about the old days, he just felt that the noodles seemed to be overcooked.

"Hey, don't you think this thing is cooked very soft by you?" At first he didn't want to spoil Osamu Dazai's mood, but Chuya couldn't help but say something.

"Oh?" Osamu Dazai said without even raising his head, "You ate too much hard food today, I'm thinking about your body, Chuya."

"Huh?!" Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it carefully, and finally took a deep breath and roared: "I haven't eaten for a whole day and night! Besides, those vegetables are not hard!!"

"..."

Osamu Dazai scratched his hair, why did he forget that Chuya was usually too busy to eat, sleep and beat Dazai, so he didn't have time to read those sports literature?

He is guilty!

However, when the two of them were making noise, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Nakahara Nakaya looked up, he was about to stand up to open the door, but was held down by Osamu Dazai.

"Don't move, I'll open the door~"

As Osamu Dazai said, he twisted and strode towards the door, but he didn't intend to open the door at all, he just clicked on the monitor next to the door, and the face of Akutagawa Ryunosuke appeared on the screen.

"..." Ryunosuke Akutagawa seemed to have heard the voice, so he raised his head to the device and said, "Senior Chuya, it's me."

"Akutagawa?" Nakahara Chuya was very happy to hear Akutagawa Ryunosuke's voice, and then said, "Quickly call him in!"

However, Osamu Dazai ignored him at all, and only listened to him: "Ah, it's you, what are you doing here?"

Hearing Dazai Osamu's voice, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was obviously stunned, and said after a long time: "I'll see how Senior Chuya is doing."

"He, he's fine~ He's on our honeymoon with me~"

Osamu Dazai said in an extremely hateful voice.

"Hey! What are you talking nonsense about?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also walked over angrily, and the slippers "slapped" were very cute.

However, Osamu Dazai raised his hand to support Chuya's forehead, so Chuya couldn't beat Dazai no matter how he reached out.

Chuya's arms are actually shorter than Dazai's? !

"Honey, honeymoon?" Obviously, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was frightened by Osamu Dazai.

"That's right ~ we're on our honeymoon ~" Osamu Dazai repeated.

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The author has something to say:

【small theater:】

16 Akutagawa: Don't lie to me, I am a literary giant, and I understand what honeymoon means.

22 Dazai: Do you understand?No, you don't understand.

18 Zhongye: Are you courting death?Let him in!

22 Dazai: We are newlyweds, we want to receive red envelopes!

16 Akutagawa: Suddenly remembered something else, I will come back another day.

18 also: ? ? ? ?

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20 Akutagawa: 18 Senior Dazai will not ask me for a red envelope.

18 Dazai: Chuya, as a newlywed, we should give the child a change of mouth fee, right?

In 22, I also looked at the family accounts after raising 18 Dazai: If Akutagawa visits, you will say that I am not there.

18 Dazai sneered.