The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

"I want to eat vegetable salad ~ I want to drink red wine! Go and buy me chicken nanban (balbal..."

Nakahara also thought that he was taking revenge on Osamu Dazai, and he had been using this and that demand to ask Osamu Dazai to satisfy him.

The 18-year-old Osamu Dazai had a sinister and smiling face at the beginning, happy for his success.Now, there is only pampering all over his face. In his eyes, Zhongyuanzhong is really too cute.

I am afraid that in the eyes of Osamu Dazai, no matter how old Chuya Nakahara is, he is just a little slug.

Finally, Zhongyuan Zhong also said that his mouth was dry, he took a cup of water and drank a large tank of water, then raised his head and pouted his lips and said: "Then, let's do this first, this will be the first!"

"What do you want these for?"

Osamu Dazai asked knowingly with a smile.

"Satisfy me! Didn't you say it? Meet my needs!" Nakahara Chuya put his two long legs on the table like a queen, but he didn't know that in the eyes of others, he was just a proud girl Just pets.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head and let out a muffled laugh, and then stretched out his arms, and came to hug Chuya's legs, and lifted Chuya off the table.

"Hey, eat the noodles first, and then talk when you're full."

Osamu Dazai blew in his ear.

Hearing this, Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned instantly. He grinned and stood up from the chair, just about to say: "I'm a few years older than you, you have to respect me!" But when the words came to his mouth, he was blocked by noodles , It was Dazai Osamu who picked up the chopsticks and sent the noodles into his mouth.

"You spit out the bowl of noodles before, I know you want to eat this, I just went out to buy it when you were sleeping."

Osamu Dazai's voice suddenly lowered a few arcs. It has to be said that these words really moved Chuya Nakahara, and Chuya's nose even felt a little sour.

However, he was afraid that he had forgotten, because of whom did he become so miserable? !

Apparently, Zhongye, a lively and positive person, is really a pure and happy little angel in the whole world of literary giants.

"Angels will be eaten by demons~"

Standing behind Nakahara Nakaya, Dazai Osamu smiled sinisterly, as if he was waiting for Nakaya to eat and drink enough, and then he continued to drive.

"Young man, don't think about such things every day!"

——These words came from Mori Ogai who didn't know where he was.

However, "Ding Dong~" the doorbell rang suddenly, and the sudden ringing of the doorbell directly broke the harmonious atmosphere in the house.

Zhong Ye said "bald", swallowed the noodles into his mouth, raised his eyes to look at the door, and put down his chopsticks: "I'll go and open the door."

"I go."

But Osamu Dazai was one step ahead of him, and had already walked to the door.

Zhong also didn't notice the gradually degraded air pressure of Osamu Dazai, he raised and lowered his chopsticks, took another mouthful of noodles, and couldn't help sighing: "It's good to be alive."

"What are you doing?~"

Unexpectedly, Dazai Osamu did not open the door, he just pressed the button, and looked at the people outside the door from the monitor on the screen, it was Gojo Satoru and two young magicians.

"Long time no see~" Gojo Satoru leaned against the door and said with a smile, "Let's go in."

Gojo Satoru's face swayed on the screen, like a big white bear.

"Just say so if you have something to do." Osamu Dazai said with a cold face.

"Ha~ You are such a bad fart kid, much more fart than the 22-year-old you."

Even so, Gojo Satoru sees it the most clearly. This 18-year-old Osamu Dazai doesn't like to pretend, and he is much more real than the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai.

But it's all devils!Osamu Dazai is a devil no matter what!

"Tell me something quickly." Osamu Dazai didn't want to waste time, he just wanted to have a good bowl of noodles with 22-year-old Chuya.

Although he and Zhong have also been misplaced for several years, they can still trace back the blunders of the previous 16 years.

"Are you..." Wujo Wu tentatively asked, "Is it alright?"

"Well, we're on our honeymoon." Dazai Osamu smiled meaningfully, and his words also had a pun.

"Oh, congratulations~" Gojo Satoru immediately understood after hearing this, and this time the congratulations were not sarcasm: "Then we won't go in and disturb that little guy~"

"Yeah." Osamu Dazai nodded and asked again, "What's the matter with you?"

"Speaking of which, there is something really important." Wujo Wuzheng was wearing sunglasses. It is said that these sunglasses were specially made by him, but they were once called "soil" by two Central Plains middlemen.

"After we went back, we looked for Mr. Dazai and Mr. Chuya in our world." Hirohito Hiroshido said puzzledly: "But the president of the Armed Detective Agency over there, what other mafia boss said...they were arrested before A god of death called away."

"Reaper?" Osamu Dazai couldn't understand: "What do you mean?"

"That Grim Reaper is Ah Er." Wujo Satoru said, his expression was serious for a moment, as if he was implying something.

18-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

Nakahara also hated Osamu Dazai's teasing of people the most, especially teasing Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"Just let him in!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also said while drinking the noodle soup.

But Akutagawa Ryunosuke seemed to understand something, just bowed deeply, and left in a hurry.

Osamu Dazai watched Akutagawa Ryunosuke go away, actually he also found it quite interesting, maybe he will be in this world in the future.So, will he still go to the Armed Detective Agency?

This is a problem.

"What are you still doing standing there stupidly?" Nakahara Chuya saw Osamu Dazai standing still at the door, he waved his hand to call someone over: "Hurry up, the noodles are cold."

"I obey!~"

Then I saw Osamu Dazai running back like the wind, and this guy actually picked up the noodles in his noodle bowl with chopsticks and ate them.Fortunately, he did not die, he just swallowed the noodles he was eating, and after that, with a "boo", Osamu Dazai kissed him on the lips, this action was done in one go, and the speed was extremely high.

Nakahara Nakaya looked at Osamu Dazai blankly, and then became furious for a moment. With a "slap", Nakaya slapped Osamu Dazai away forcefully, and then said angrily: "There are still so many in the pot, they are all pulped!" It’s messed up! If you don’t eat what’s in the pot, what are you going to grab from me?!”

"..."

Chuya made a "cut", and saw that Osamu Dazai was covering his nose, his whole face seemed pitiful and ready to cry, he glanced at Osamu Dazai for a few times, then waved his hands in annoyance and said: "Oh, it's okay, let's go together eat!"

So Osamu Dazai seemed to have received an amnesty. He picked up Chuya Nakahara's bowl and ran to the pot to fill up a lot. After that, he ran back Diandian, put his arms around Chuya's shoulders, and ate noodles together around his neck.

"Every time I eat noodles, I can always think of the past."

Zhongyuan Zhong also let Dazai Zhi die, and it was rare that Dazai Zhi was not trampled to death.

"Let's think about the future, Chuya." Osamu Dazai rubbed his hair, and then said, "Do you know what a honeymoon is? Our honeymoon trip."

"Do you think I'm stupid? I don't know what a honeymoon is?" Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his head and "hummed", but said: "But you are really stupid. We are still at home. What is a honeymoon?"

"No, think about it~ What is a honeymoon for?" Osamu Dazai asked in Chuya's ear.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it carefully: "It's travel!"

"What is travel for?" Osamu Dazai asked again.

"Yes... buy, buy, buy?" Nakahara Chuya asked tentatively.

"...You know how to buy, buy, buy!"

"That's... walk around?" Zhong also raised his head in embarrassment and said again.

"That's right!" Osamu Dazai really felt that he had become a popular comedian: "Then what is walking around?"

"Exercise!"

"Then haven't we been exercising since yesterday?" Osamu Dazai finally forcibly dragged Chuya Nakahara into the pit!

"..."

"So we are on our honeymoon!" Osamu Dazai said even more passionately.

Nakahara Chuya suddenly became angry from embarrassment, he stood up with a "bang", and raised his hand to fight Dazai, but in the next second, he was hugged tightly by Dazai, and with another "boo", he was once again alive by Dazai. dear!

"I'll beat you to death, bloody mackerel!"

Nakahara Chuya thought to himself, it would be great if he could really beat Osamu Dazai to death!

"Hey, why is Chuya so shy? No one can see it at home!" Then, Osamu Dazai posted it again, as if he wanted to kiss him again, but——

"Hey! What are you doing? Carnival after the resurrection of the body?"

Unexpectedly, the familiar child's voice sounded behind him, and both of them were taken aback.

Then there was a loud "bang", and Osamu Dazai was slapped by Chuya Nakahara and flew into the closet.

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

"You mean...?" Nakahara Nakaya slowly walked to the screen. He looked up at the three conjurers outside the door, then pushed Osamu Dazai away and pulled the door.

The three conjurers were standing outside the door.

"What do you mean?" Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it carefully: "Ah Er is the last person to see Shuanghei in your world?"

"Yeah." Gojo Satoru nodded and said confidently, "It was told by the supernatural beings in our world."

"There are three worlds we know now." Osamu Dazai clutched his chin and thought for a while: "The first time was my world, and my partner and I were also 18 years old. At that time, there was no Er, only Haji, Ah Yi and his squad leader?"

"Well, yes." Fu Heihui nodded and replied.

"The conjurers and supernatural beings in that world didn't communicate with each other, and they never appeared." Osamu Dazai continued.

"And this world is the second world. My partner Dazai and I are both 22 years old. We don't have Hajime here, at least Hajime has never appeared. But there is Hajime's team leader. Ah Er is cleaning up the mess." Zhong Yuanzhong also started to work his brain: "But in fact, he doesn't know about magicians or spell spirits, he only knows that Ah Er broke time and space and came here, so he has to help."

"The third world is our world." Gojo Satoru continued: "That world is the earliest world, and no one can deal with dead souls and curses, so Ah Er broke time and space, and we followed him through the first world and the second world. Two worlds, this led to the exchange of Dazai rulers of the two worlds."

"...Then, what about Shuang Hei in the third world?" Zhong Yuanzhong also asked curiously: "If Ah Er was the last person to see Shuang Hei, then he must know where Shuang Hei from your place went. .”

"..." Wujo Wu also bowed his head and thought carefully, this is indeed too weird.

……

"Forget it, there's actually nothing to worry about!" Zhong Yuanzhong also broke the silence, and he continued: "Anyway, Ah Er is dead, and your world is safe, so what do you want to do so much?"

"...Well, you're right, little guy." Gojo Satoru no longer thought about it, but looked at Nakaya instead, but his sight was quickly blocked by Osamu Dazai, even though he was actually taller.

Who said that with Dazai Osamu's height and build, he could completely cover Chuya?

"You shouldn't watch it, don't watch it." Osamu Dazai smiled bloodily.

"Okay, okay~ Anyway, I'm not interested in the little guy's cherry blossom neck." Wujo Satoru turned around and took two steps, then turned around and said, "By the way, next time he is in this situation, remember not to Tell him to go out~ the influence is not good."

"..."

Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu reached for their guns at the same time, but Gojo Satoru had disappeared.

"Catch him, if you can catch up to him, fight to your heart's content." Knotabagi Yujin smiled passionately, as if he wanted to see the infighting.

But Osamu Dazai had already put his arms around Nakaya and closed the door with a bang, so he should refuse to see visitors!

"However... how do I remember Ah Er said that he didn't find the double blacks in their world?" Zhong Yuan asked with his head bowed.

"Well, he said it." Osamu Dazai also remembered.

"I don't know what Ha Yi is doing here." Zhong Yuan Zhong also sighed, he had never seen Ha Yi before.

"He used the Zanpakuto to cut watermelons before, but I sent him to a small black room. He will come out after about... 30 years."

Who would have thought, that child's voice suddenly appeared behind him...

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