The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

18-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

Nakahara was not willing to throw away the noodles cooked by Osamu Dazai, so he filled a big bowl full for Osamu Dazai, and ordered: "Eat quickly!"

Of course, he himself is seriously battling the noodles in his little bowl.

"Oh... I just think this incident is incredible." Gojo Satoru told about Ah Er and Shuanghei in his world, which can be regarded as a reminder of the 18th middle school and the 22nd Dazai Osamu.

"We don't know Ah Er, we only have one Haji here!" Dazai Osamu just crawled out of the huge trash can just now, and was called to eat noodles by Chuya when he crawled out, and now there is a lump on his head There is a vegetable leaf floating.

Of course, at this moment, he is also secretly stamping the hatred of Zhongye in the Central Plains in his heart. Anyway, when there are only two of them left in the family, he will be able to recover this debt no matter what.

"I haven't been in contact with Ah Er, but the 18th Dazai did tell me a lot during the two years when we were misplaced." Zhongya Nakahara recalled, and he didn't know what happened to the 18th Dazai.

But on second thought, he should care about that 22-year-old Chuya first.

I don't know if there is a destiny, will they meet one day?

Yes, after meeting each other, the two must make an appointment to smash the big teeth of the two Dazai Osamu together!

"Ah Yi was called Ah Yi before he died, and changed his name to Ah Er after he died." The team leader lowered his head and closed his eyes with his arms folded and said, "But the last time you fought against the dead soul curse, he firmly believed that he would live again."

"Then he thinks too much, I really want to beat him to death now." Osamu Dazai pretended to be joking and said the truth, he really wanted to kill that Hajime.

"But he won't be able to come out for a while, I'm telling him to face the wall and think about his mistakes." The team leader then raised his head: "Then the safety of this world is entrusted to you. If there are dead souls who need soul burial, if there is any need If it’s resolved, I’ll leave it to you all, thank you for your hard work.”

"That's really hard for us~" Osamu Dazai didn't really think about it at all, he just wanted to be with Chuya and spend this honeymoon time well.

Of course, this honeymoon is at home.

"Do not worry."

Compared to Osamu Dazai, Chuya Nakahara is more than happy to serve the team leader.

This definitely does not stem from the "maternity" that Osamu Dazai always said!

"We will liberate the emptiness and lead the way for the undead." Zhongya nodded to the team leader with a smile.

"Ah, in fact, the sword I gave Dazai can also kill undead and Xu, and it has the authority of Shinigami." The team leader continued: "But because Dazai is only half Shinigami, it's better not to do it lightly."

"That means he is more than enough to kill me, right?" Zhong also said that he was half a ghost.

"actually……"

"But I won't kill Chuya~" Without asking the team leader to speak, Osamu Dazai leaned on his cheek and closed his eyes and said, "Even if I really have a conflict with Chuya one day, why don't I catch Chuya?" Lock him up too, and let him know what he did wrong to make it better? Why should I kill Chuya?"

"..."

"I can't bear it~" Dazai Osamu waved his hand "Oops", as if he was immersed in his own fantasy and couldn't extricate himself.

"I'll go first." The captain said and stood up, he was either embarrassed by hearing it, or he didn't understand.

"Then we're leaving too~" Gojo Satoru must have understood. Although he couldn't see his eyes, everyone knew that he was saying to Osamu Dazai: Come on, brother.

On the other hand, Osamu Dazai sent them out with a smile on his face as if you should have left long ago.

With a "bang", the door was closed by Osamu Dazai, and Chuya stood at the door of the closet and looked at Osamu Dazai with an expression like he was looking at a fool.

"Chuya, are you full?"

Osamu Dazai suddenly turned to ask him.

"Ah? Hmm." Chuya Nakahara nodded, not knowing what Osamu Dazai was going to do again.

"Then let's start exercising after dinner?" Osamu Dazai happily took two steps towards Nakahara Nakaya.

But there was another "bang", Nakaya kicked Osamu Dazai to the table, and said in a low voice, "Then you should wash the dishes quickly!"

"..."

Osamu Dazai lay down on the table and wiped away his tears openly.

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

People from the Armed Detective Agency like to come to Zhongya's house in Zhongyuan to play, and it's not right to say that he is playing. In Zhongye's eyes, he looks like the kind of monkey who is visited.

"What are you doing again?"

Without waiting to speak, Osamu Dazai asked first, as if he was about to issue an order to evict guests when he first arrived.

"Let's see how you are doing." Kunikida looked at Zhongya Chuya carefully, then he turned around suddenly, blocked Chuya with his size, and said, "Chuya Chuya, there is sunshine."

As expected of a writer, the way of caring for people is different, Zhong Yuanzhong also rolled his eyes, and immediately tugged at his collar so that no one could see his neck.

At this moment, Nakahara Nakahara was blocked by Kunikida, and Nakajima Atsushi and the others naturally went to look at the strange kid on the side—the captain.

"Am I dead? Can I actually see ghosts?" Atsuki Nakajima asked carelessly, and felt that it was impolite to say so, so he quickly bowed his head and apologized to the team leader.

"..." However, the team leader was terrified, and hurried away. He walked in the direction of the ice cream shop and waved his hand casually as a farewell.

"What on earth are you here for?" Nakahara Chuya said while buttoning up his buttons.

Even though Chuya's neck is being wrapped by a collar, the chain around his neck is still exposed, and it really looks like what Osamu Dazai always said...

"Don't just look at my dog's leash." Osamu Dazai said with a sinister smile to the staff of the Armed Detective Agency, "It's very impolite."

"Ah..." Atsushi Nakajima heard this, and immediately changed the subject, and he stopped looking at Nakahara Chuya, and was even more afraid of seeing something wrong: "It's like this, you haven't shown up these days..."

"I'm on my honeymoon," Dazai corrected.

"...Du, honeymoon?" Atsushi Nakajima heard this, his mouth suddenly turned into an inverted triangle, and his eyes almost fell out of shock.

Fortunately, Yosano Akiko continued to explain without the slightest surprise: "In the past few days and nights, we will all feel an invisible force that is devouring the darkness."

"..."

Nakahara just raised his foot to kick Dazai Osamu, but he stopped in mid-air when he heard this, and said, "Swallowing darkness? Isn't that pretty good? It's better than swallowing light, right?"

"The problem is that after this force devours the darkness, it becomes stronger."

Kunikida Doppo said.

"..." Osamu Dazai pinched his chin and thought for a moment in silence: "Gojo Satoru and the elementary school students just now should know about this."

"The kid just left, you can stop him." Miyazawa Kenji pointed to the direction where the team leader was going away.

"Then I'll leave this matter to you guys. We're still busy, so don't bother me." Osamu Dazai was finally able to get rid of the light bulb. He impatiently grabbed Nakahara Chuya's neck and lifted Chuya up like a small animal. Back inside the door.

Nakahara was being carried like this, and when he realized it, the outer door had been closed by Osamu Dazai with a "bang", and he stood in the hallway dazed, why did he seem to be cut off from the world?

Afterwards, he was pressed against the wall by Osamu Dazai, only to hear Osamu Dazai say on top of his head: "No one will disturb our honeymoon this time, right? As I said, you can only belong to me."

Following the sound, he raised his head, and what Chuya saw was the bandaged "eyes" of the 18-year-old Dazai Osamu, he opened his mouth in a daze, then raised his leg and kicked Dazai Osamu, flying out: " I've said it many times, don't be so secondary, silly kid!"

"...Zhong, also." Osamu Dazai leaned against the door and rubbed his sore arm. In fact, in his eyes, he was not a middle school student!

The so-called "secondary two" is like:

"It's time for you to see who you are."

It should be like this, right!

He was wronged too much.

"Chuya, I'm really going to be angry when you're like this..."

"I will beat you to death again! Come and eat noodles, the noodles are lumpy!"

"……All right."

"Wash the bowl after eating the noodles!"

"Good~"

"Ah."

"and then?"

"What then?"

"And then it's my mealtime."

Osamu Dazai swallowed the noodles with a "gulu" and said.

18-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

It was very hot in the afternoon, and Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai stayed at home all the time. Since the closet was too narrow to fit Osamu Dazai, they could only move to the bed to sleep.

Tired all afternoon, when Zhong Yuanzhong woke up again, he had lost the concept of time.It was already completely dark, and judging by the situation, it was even late at night.

His vision gradually became clearer, and he realized that he was lying in Dazai's arms at this moment, and Dazai's limbs were clinging to him like octopus claws, as if he was ready to shell him and eat him at any time even if he fell asleep.

Nakaya supported Osamu Dazai's chest, raised his stiff arm and rubbed his eyes.Xu Shi felt his movements, and Osamu Dazai woke up a little bit.

The "octopus claws" on his body became tighter, and the voice of 22 Dazai came from next to his ears: "Why are you awake?"

"Let go of me, I'm going to wash my face." Zhong also rolled his eyes, thinking how could he be entangled by this old mackerel for a good 18-year-old boy?

It was also an extremely mutated blue-and-white octopus.

"Oh~" Osamu Dazai finally let go of him, but said, "Shall I go with you?"

Hearing Dazai Osamu's voice, Nakahara Naka could tell that this fish was clearly still flying in a dream, and it was really troublesome for two of them to sleep, so he might as well go to the nightstand.

It is estimated that if Osamu Dazai knew what he was thinking, he would definitely cry.

"No need, go to sleep!"

"Then come back quickly..."

"Got it, I'm so annoying!"

Nakahara Nakaya pushed away Osamu Dazai, he got dressed and hurried to wash his face.

He didn't even want to look in the mirror at all now, he just washed his face in a hurry and planned to go back.

However, when he walked out of the bathroom and passed the hall, he suddenly felt the noise of the night outside the door.

Undead? !

Turning his head and staring at his eyes, he felt it carefully, and it seemed... not right.

He quickly put on his coat and went out. He suddenly felt flustered, a flustered feeling he had never felt before.

Following that power, Zhongyuan Zhong also got lost in the deep night, and he came to the powerful field without knowing it.Looking around, this place is not far from the previous oden stall.

"Where does the power come from?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also searched strangely for a long time but couldn't find the source of the power. He scratched his hair and said "forget it", so he was going to go home.

Who would have thought, the moment he turned his head, he suddenly tightened his eyes, God knows how terrified he is at this moment.

Of course, it wasn't that he saw a ghost in the Central Plains at this time, even if he saw a ghost, he wouldn't be so flustered.

"Central, Central Plains Central?"

Yes, Chuya Nakahara, what he saw was himself.

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【small theater:】

22 Zhongye: Tell me, what's the use of being so tall?

18 Zhongye: There is no room for you in the closet.

22 Dazai's grievance: blame me for being too tall?

18 Dazai: Hmph, it's not just the wardrobe that can't hold us.

22 Zhongye: There is no other way.

18 Zhongye: Saw it off.

22 Dazai: No, we can just sleep in the bed?This wardrobe is expensive.

18 Dazai: They have money.

22 Zhongye: Who said we were going to saw the closet? !

18 Zhongye: We mean to saw off your legs!

Dazai: ...