The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

18-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

Nakahara has never felt so guilty. When Osamu Dazai was making out with him, he was actually seen by elementary school students? !

He's just spoiling the kids.

However, the child calmly walked to the chair opposite him and sat down, and then said, "Sorry for the trouble."

"..."

Osamu Dazai, who was fanned into the closet by Nakahara Nakaya, hurriedly climbed down. He tidied his head and raised his head with a smile, "Oh, did I scare you? Captain~"

"Small?" However, the team leader said, "It's been more than 100 years since I thought I was dead."

"..."

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai were silent for a long time... Is this kid over 100 years old? !

Astonishing as it was, they couldn't laugh.

Chuya winked at Dazai, urging Dazai to come back quickly and sit down.And when Osamu Dazai came back, the team leader said, "Congratulations, your body has been resurrected."

The team leader looked from the top of Zhongya's head all the way to the neck with the iron chain, and then looked curiously at the "cherry blossom" on Zhongya's neck, and asked casually, "Did you get bitten by some insect?"

"..."

"..."

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai were both taken aback.

What about over 100 years old? !

"I didn't expect insects in this world to be so scary." The team leader scratched his head and couldn't help sighing.

Is this what being over 100 should look like? !

"Ah, yes, it's a big bug. But it's okay, I shot him to death." Zhong also gritted his teeth and said, if he could, he even wanted to crush one of his own teeth.

The team leader didn't doubt it, so he just stopped caring about bugs and explained seriously: "You just resurrected your body. To put it bluntly, your blood flowed again. But you are still an undead, your body and soul are not the same. Not fully fused, so the chain is still there, it doesn't link your soul and flesh."

"Oh..." Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, and he couldn't force anything else.

"Then there is no other way?" Osamu Dazai asked worriedly.

"No." The child said, "Don't forget, he is here to save you, he replaced you."

Osamu Dazai stopped talking immediately, he felt that he was really sorry for Chuya.

"That's good, thank you!" Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled at the team leader, expressing his gratitude.

Isn't it a good thing that Osamu Dazai doesn't have to die?

"I originally wanted to ask Ah Yi to come, but he used the Zanpakuto to cut watermelon before, and he cut a total of 34 times. I punished him to face the wall and think about it." The team leader said casually, as if talking about commonplace.

"... 3, 34 dollars? How big is this watermelon?" Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but sigh, so the watermelons in the world of the god of death are all this big? !

"He was slashed 34 times and missed, that's why I punished him!" The team leader said now, still very angry.

"..."

Well, Chuya couldn't help but retreat when he heard this, what kind of person he was fighting side by side with!

"Actually, I came here to tell you..." The team leader sighed, and felt very sorry in his heart: "You still can't bask in the sun for a long time, after all, you are half an undead."

"... Ah, I know." Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, he didn't expect anything else, he never asked for anything more.

Osamu Dazai next to him sighed, then took a sip of the noodles with chopsticks like a noodle, and asked casually, "Captain, would you like some noodles too?"

The team leader glanced at it twice, and immediately turned his gaze away in disgust: "I don't."

"Then you really have no luck~" Osamu Dazai lowered his head and continued to eat.

"Then I'll leave first, and I'll contact you when I have something to do." The captain said, he stood up and walked towards the door: "It's very simple to contact me, Dazai, you can use the power of the god of death, or Zhongyuan, you can use the breath of the undead."

What the hell is the Central Plains? !

Few people call Zhongyuan Chuya that way!The god of death deserves to be the god of death, which is really strange.

"Oh, by the way, I think it might be because you have just been revived in Zhongyuan, so the bugs like to bite you more?" Just as he walked to the door, the team leader turned back and said.

"..."

Is it over yet? !Zhong Yuanzhong also put away his collar, he was so angry!

This is all caused by Osamu Dazai, kill Osamu Dazai!

He turned his head to stare at Osamu Dazai, only to see Osamu Dazai bending down obsequiously and saying to the team leader: "Why are you still leaving the door? Don't you usually come and go without a trace?"

The team leader opened the door and said, "The shaved ice next to your house is delicious... Ahem, I mean, it's very suitable for research."

"..."

What does shaved ice have to do with research?Could it be that the kid's goal is to be a scholar?Specialize in the taste of shaved ice and how to make it sweeter?

But Zhongyuan Zhong also laughed, he really thinks children are very interesting.

In fact, he is also a late bloomer and very cute.

"Yeah, are you all here? Eh? Who is this kid?"

Well, it's Gojo Satoru's voice.

Three conjurers came from a distance, only to hear Fu Heihui say: "We just came out of the house of 22-year-old Mr. Nakaya, and we came here after that."

"This is Hajime's captain, right? That's really a small one." Gojo Satoru also seems to want to make an undead for him?

"It turned out to be a conjurer." The team leader dozed off but didn't care at all: "Then let's talk."

"Wait! It's just right, let's talk about something~" Wujo Satoru bowed his head.

"Hey, we don't see any visitors! We're going on our honeymoon!"

Was Osamu Dazai's honeymoon interrupted just like that? !

However, there was another "bang", and Osamu Dazai was kicked into the trash can at the door by Chuya, and he heard Zhongya say: "Garbage sorting, there is no place for you to go, if you don't pack up, come back quickly." ?”

"Aw! I knew Xiaozhongya that you were not willing to throw me away~" Osamu Dazai floated in the trash can "Gu Yong" for a while, and then said: "Oh, I'm stuck! Chuya, hurry up Come help me~"

"..."

"Show affection." Knotweed Yuren said silently.

"Show affection?" The captain thought for a while: "What is that?"

"Don't throw me away!" Zhong Yuanzhong was also so angry that he exploded, but he suddenly said "Oops", turned his head and walked away: "My noodles are lumpy."

"..."

It is worthy of being the Central Plains.

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

"He used the Zanpakuto to cut watermelons before, but I sent him to a small black room. He will come out after about... 30 years."

The captain's voice came from behind him, and he quickly turned around, and Zhong Yuanzhong also saw this little Reaper who was much shorter than him.

"Uh... cut watermelon?" Zhongyuan Zhongya suddenly thought, is the world of the Grim Reaper so colorful?Does the world of God of Death have watermelons? !

"I actually wanted to tell you that you killed the last undead and the mission was completed, so you were resurrected." The captain said, and said with another hand: "But you must not forget that you are not really resurrected. You are still half an undead, you are afraid of the sun and heat."

"..."

"Don't be afraid, you also have power that ordinary people can't have."

"..."

"The power to face death."

said the captain.

Zhongyuan Zhong also listened, he didn't quite understand what this meant at first, but when he and Dazai Osamu looked at each other, he immediately understood that it turned out that he had seen through death, just like Dazai Osamu who yearned for suicide in the past.

"Then can't he change back?" Osamu Dazai lowered his head and asked.

"I can't." The captain said, with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, but I can't help."

"That's pretty good." Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai suddenly raised his hand, and he suddenly grabbed the chain around Chuya's neck and said, "This way I have more fun. Isn't it? Chuya."

Zhongyuan Zhong also became furious, he wanted to shout: I said, don't touch this chain!

But he looked into Dazai Osamu's eyes again, and held back his words, he couldn't speak.

Osamu Dazai owed him in his heart, but he just didn't want to say it out, so he expressed his love in this way.

"Fun?" The team leader asked with puzzled eyes, "What fun?"

Zhongyuanzhong also understands, but this kid doesn't understand, well, don't spoil the kid!

Zhong also quickly changed the subject: "Would you like some noodles?"

"..."

"There are no human noodles in Shinigami's world, right?" Nakaya asked again.

"Not interested." The child took two steps back, thought for a while and said, "By the way, I just heard what the magician said."

"Huh? About Ah Er?" Zhong also thought about it, and he really felt strange: "He clearly said that he couldn't find Shuanghei later. Could it be that Shuanghei from that world went to another place later?"

"What kind of ghost is Hajime?" Osamu Dazai asked suddenly.

"..." The team leader looked up at Osamu Dazai, he was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Yi is a good ghost with a simple personality."

"..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly thought that he himself should also be based on the theory of "ghosts", right?

"But the level is very poor and needs to be practiced." After the team leader finished speaking, he looked up at Osamu Dazai, and the two looked at each other, and then said nothing.

"I haven't met Hajime, but I heard Gojo Satoru mention it." Nakahara also recalled the Hajime described by everyone. In fact, the 22-year-old Dazai Osamu also mentioned it to him when he came back.

"After 30 years, I will ask him to come out to meet you." The captain said.

But Chuya and Dazai will also change by then, right?

So here comes the question, one of them is half undead and the other is half death, so...will they still grow old?

Really want to try.

"Actually, I've wanted to come here a long time ago, but I've been very busy recently, and I haven't caught a very powerful ghost in the world of corpses and souls." The captain of the child thought for a while: "Please help to pay attention to the situation in this world, thank you. "

"As you said, we are also your team members, so you don't have to be polite." Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his lips, he liked the feeling of fighting side by side with Chuya very much.

After all, 22 and 18 Dazai Osamu, they are not just partners, they are also lovers.

"Okay, then I'll go first." The captain said as he walked towards the door, he opened the door, turned his head and asked, "Oh, yes, there seems to be an ice cream shop next to your house that tastes delicious..."

"Yes, his home is very delicious! It's just around the corner."

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly became excited, but just after he finished speaking, he realized that he had lost his composure.

Not only did he lose his composure, he also exposed...

It seems that he usually visits often!

The late mature 22-year-old Zhongya~

Nakaya rolled his eyes, and was suddenly hugged tightly by Osamu Dazai. After that, the two smiled with each other's thoughts, and said goodbye to the team leader.

however--

"Oh, is this your child?"

Who would have thought that a person, no, to be precise, a group of people came from a distance, they looked at each other, and the atmosphere was awkward for a moment.

It was Doppo Kunikida who spoke, but almost the entire armed detective agency came.

When he was quiet, he could only hear the "creaking" sound of Chuya's bones, and of course, the sound of Osamu Dazai grinding his teeth.

Honeymoon, what about the quiet and quiet time of the two of you? !

Is it too late for him to close the door now?

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【small theater】

22 Dazai: My honeymoon was interrupted.

18 Dazai: Me too...

22 Dazai: What should I do?

18 Dazai: No problem.

22 Dazai: That's right, as long as our respective middlemen are by our side.

18 Dazai: Then every day can be honey (luck) month (movement).

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22 Chuya: How come there is an illusion of being saved?

18 Zhongye: Maybe it’s not an illusion.

22 Chuya: Is it too late to regret now?

18 Zhong Ye: There is still time.

22 Zhongye: Understood, we can beat them to death first, and then regret later.

18 Zhongya: No, I mean, you can regret it now, but it’s useless.

22 Zhongye: ...