The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

If there are any fears in the Central Plains...there are too many, although he himself does not want to admit it, but he really can't count it with ten fingers.Among all these fears, clones occupy a very important position.Outsiders think that Nakahara also watches too many sci-fi movies, but only Osamu Dazai knows that Nakahara was abused and hurt as a test subject, and this clone is also a scar on his soul.

Zhongyuan sometimes suffers from insomnia, and he thinks about what he exists. Is it possible that he is just a clone with the memory of "Zhongyuan Zhongye"?He is actually not him at all, his existence is a conspiracy?

He didn't dare to think that this was too terrifying for Zhong Ye.

So he will now ask:

"Am I a clone of Mr. Chuya?"

He used honorific titles, he called himself "Mr. Chuya", he was neither humble nor overbearing nor sad, after all he had thought about this matter thousands of times and was mentally prepared.

He clearly remembered that Chuya Nakahara begged the 18-year-old Osamu Dazai to kill him. Perhaps Osamu Dazai loved Mr. Nakaya too much, so he created a clone based on his genes?If that was the case...how would he choose?

Do you silently complete the task of your own birth?

However, Ryunosuke Akutagawa suddenly said——

"It seems that Mr. Nakaya is not awake."

"..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also subconsciously retorted angrily: "Huh?! You didn't wake up, I'm sober now, I know what I'm talking about!"

However, with a "snap", the head was suddenly hit hard and collapsed. I am afraid that no one in this world would dare to touch his, er, head!

It is this 18-year-old Osamu Dazai.

"Hey! Do you want to die?" Zhongyuan Zhong also hugged his head subconsciously in pain, but it stretched his abdominal injury. For a while, he felt that he was extremely pitiful, and he was bullied even after being injured. .

Clones have no human rights?

But he completely forgot, since he is a clone, where did his wound come from?

Holding his head and looking up at Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai looked at him with the eyes of a fool, but in the end he rubbed his hair and said comfortingly: "There are no clones, only a 22-year-old Chuya slug How do you clone slugs? Don’t you think there aren’t enough slugs in this world? How disgusting~”

"...Hey! You, who are you calling disgusting?" Finally, he quarreled with the 18-year-old Osamu Dazai again, and he almost forgot what he had in his mind: "You, you are disgusting, you have the ability to stop me home, little mackerel!"

"Ha~ I really can't live in Nakahara Slug's house this time, because..." Osamu Dazai bent down to hold his cheeks, the two looked at each other, and Nakahara Chuya's head suddenly popped up. A question arises: If his and Osamu Dazai's eye colors are mixed, what color will be formed?

"Because?" Nakahara was listening, he was thinking, Osamu Dazai wouldn't abandon him, right?

"Because you have traveled through time, this is our 18-year-old world, this time you have to follow me to my house!" Dazai Osamu said with a sinister smile, the expression on his whole face sinking, as if deliberately scaring Nakahara Nakaya.

"..."

To be honest, Nakahara Chuya didn't react at this moment, he opened his mouth, and his eyes even turned into peas in an instant, so he really looked like a cute little dog.

"We are in the organization building right now, and it was the boss who rescued you. But don't worry, I've been watching from the side, and he didn't do anything to you." Dazai Osamu said "hehe".

It turned out that Mori Ogai really did the surgery on him? !

Wait, what is "he didn't do anything to you"?What can Mori Ogai do to him?

Too high school!

This 18-year-old Osamu Dazai is too middle school!

"Then, then what am I... am I not an undead?" Zhong Yuanzhong also asked with a wide eye, "Your dagger is clearly..."

"The captain said, aren't you still half human? Your body is still alive. This dagger won't kill you, slug."

Don't look at Dazai Osamu who is calm and joking now, but in fact, if he goes back a few hours, he will never be as relaxed as he is now.

Of course Zhongyuan knew about this, and he needed to say to Osamu Dazai: I'm sorry.

However, what he needs to say now is not this: "Then, how did we end up in your world? Then can I go home?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head, how could he know?He could only say: "So what if you can't go back? Am I not still by your side? Even if you can't go back, isn't it enough for us to be together?"

Osamu Dazai thought his confession was earth-shattering, and he was about to cry himself, but to Nakahara Chuya's ears, it was greasy and very secondary.Chuya didn't even bother to respond to Osamu Dazai, he suddenly patted his palm excitedly and said, "Oh, I ordered a beautiful hat before! How do I get it here?"

"..."

Judging from Dazai Osamu's gaze at this time, this person probably suddenly had the illusion: "So I am not as good as a hat."

But Chuya Nakahara said again: "Okay, Akutagawa will help me get it."

"..."

The 16-year-old Akutagawa Ryunosuke standing aside felt a sense of honor for a moment. It turned out that he had been working for his wife since he was an adult, and doing things for his wife was doing things for Senior Dazai, which is very honorable.

However, Dazai Osamu's inexplicable staring eyes made him feel dangerous. He really didn't understand why Dazai Osamu was unhappy?

"Ah, the little guy is awake!"

Gojo Satoru's voice.

A few people came hurriedly outside the door, their footsteps sounded like dumplings being poured, this time it was the three conjurers and the death team leader who came in.

"Mr. Nakaya, are you alright?" Hiroto Hirohito ran over energetically, and he looked at Chuya Nakahara as a whole. At this time, Chuya Nakahara's hat and windbreaker were lying on his pillow. That was sorted out by Osamu Dazai.Chuya looks very refreshing now, but to be honest, there is almost no difference between the 22-year-old Zhongya and the 18-year-old Zhongya.People who think less and have a wider heart are like this, and the years will not sculpt them too much: "Seeing Mr. Chuya in this world, ah... I mean Mr. Chuya who is 22 years old. We... ...I really feel a little uncomfortable!"

"indeed."

Zhongyuan Zhong also rolled his eyes and fell back on the bed. No matter which world they are in, the magicians they know are always the same.

But Nakahara Chuya didn't smash into the quilt, but was firmly locked into his arms by Dazai Osamu. It can be said that Chuya fell into Dazai's arms completely, so it looks... just like Dazai Osamu It's like holding something realistic and big.

"What's the matter with you?" The captain suddenly said, but he explained: "I'm not the captain of the 22-year-old world, I'm the captain of your 18-year-old world. Although we don't know each other in essence, I and the 18-year-old The Central Plains are already very familiar."

The name "Central Plains" is probably what the team leader likes to call in a rigid manner. Even if they don't know each other in essence, they are already familiar with each other.

"The bastards at the Armed Detective Agency said before that there is a strange power in the world of 22 years old. When I accidentally woke up at night, I also felt the existence of that power. When I found it, I found that it had both Death, Xu, and the power of curse spirits." Zhongyuan Zhong also fell into memory, and he felt sick when he thought of that thing.

After Zhongya finished speaking, the team leader and Gojo Satoru looked at each other, and they couldn't figure out what kind of monster it was.

"By the way, he can speak human language." Zhongya opened his eyes again, and he thought of the most crucial information: "He knows me and Little Mackerel!"

"..."

Everyone present fell silent at the same time.

"I have a guess." Osamu Dazai said.

"I also have a guess." Wujo Satoru said.

The captain nodded, and it seemed that he had thought of it too.

"Huh? Who is who?" Knotabagi Yuhito asked impatiently.

"Second?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also spoke questions, using affirmative tones.

18-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

Chuya Nakahara is 18 this year. He was only 22 when he first met 16-year-old Osamu Dazai. He had just experienced a change that year, and all his friends in the organization died.After that, all the wounds in his heart were healed by the 16-year-old Osamu Dazai at the time, and then he was replaced by the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai.

In the two years since he didn't see each other, he didn't know anyone else.

Today is probably the day when his brain capacity exploded the most.

"Mr. Nakaya, I have always respected the 22-year-old Mr. Nakaya. You are the conscience of the Mafia, and you are much easier to get along with than Ryunosuke Akutagawa." The white tiger named Atsushi Nakajima said to him: "You Very kind, I like you very much."

"...I can see that you called me so blatantly, but I didn't kill you." Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his neck proudly and said, "I don't like others being so rude."

"Mr. Chuya, let's eat cows together!" Similarly, Zhongyuan Zhong also knew that the cowherd boy was called Miyazawa Kenji.

At this moment, Miyazawa Kenji said suddenly.

"...I hope your cattle can be made into delicious steaks." Zhongyuan Zhong also nodded and smiled. Anyway, he really likes to eat steaks.

"As far as I can tell, Mr. Hat should be hungry, right? Let's have some snacks?" The name Edogawa Ranpo sounds familiar, and Nakahara must have heard of it, perhaps on TV or in books .But this person is very cute, and he has a friendly smile with squinted eyes.

"I have written several books to analyze you." Kunikida Doppo suddenly pushed his glasses and said.

"..." Zhong Yuanzhong didn't understand, could this person be his fan?

"Dazai asked me to write it, to write about your shortcomings." Kunikida Doppo said again.

"..." Nakahara Chuya suddenly lowered his eyelids, but he was looking at Osamu Dazai from the corner of his eye!

The 22-year-old Osamu Dazai was unhappy. He quickly explained: "First of all, what I asked you to analyze is a 22-year-old little slug! Secondly, I still need you to analyze this matter? Actually, since I met him at the age of 15, I’ve written dozens of books on his faults.”

With a "bang", Chuya Nakahara lifted his foot from the hospital bed and kicked Osamu Dazai away fiercely. If his arm was not shot and unable to move, he would definitely use both hands and feet.

But Kunikida Doppo said: "But I didn't write it out, Chuya Chuya has not many shortcomings."

"Huh?!" Osamu Dazai staggered a few steps from being kicked by Nakahara Chuya, and he said after he stood firm, "Are you trying to curry favor with him?"

"We will slaughter together later." But Kunikida Doppo has already shaken hands with Nakahara Chuya.

"I'd love to treat you."

The next one is Yosano Akiko.The female doctor was unbuttoning the sleeves on her wrists. The white coat she was wearing looked more like a scientist's than a doctor's.Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was a white rabbit, waiting on the hospital bed for the doctor to inject him with paralytic drugs, after which he could only be slaughtered.

Don't mess with this person!

So Nakahara Chuya showed a cute smile to Yosano Akiko.

Osamu Dazai was about to cry, he felt that his pet was being teased.

"Central Plains Zhong is also awake?" A lazy and upright voice came to his ears. The tall middle-aged man walked slowly, and everyone gave way to him. It seemed that he had a high prestige.

"Zhongye, this is our president."

Dazai laughed.

"Huh?" Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, and suddenly he raised his head and said, "I seem to have seen you..."

"No way?" Osamu Dazai felt that Chuya must have made a mistake.

"I've seen your photo on the boss's desk." Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly revealed a very extraordinary thing. If he told this, he might become a traitor to the Mafia: "Beside your photo, And a kitten doll."

"..."

"Pfft, cough cough, um...we didn't hear clearly."

The members of the Armed Detective Agency really aren't laughing.

It was Osamu Dazai who was laughing, and Osamu Dazai was laughing at Chuya Nakahara. Well, he doesn’t need to instigate Chuya this time. It is estimated that Mori Ogai will directly arrest Chuya as a wanted criminal.

I also know too much.

However, just when the president was about to recall happily: "So my photo is put together with the kitten~", a person suddenly jumped out of the window, a familiar child.

The Death Squad Captain in black suddenly jumped out of the open window. He put his arms into his sleeves and walked forward pretending to be mature, before saying, "It ran away."

"..."

Everyone fell silent. In fact, they didn't think how powerful this kid was. How could he kill the monster alone?

"Ah, it's good that you are fine. I left you alone at that time, and I still feel very guilty~" Osamu Dazai said the truth, that monster is indeed very strong.

But the team leader ignored him, and the team leader was looking at Zhong Ye.

Zhongya Zhongya was scrutinized by the team leader, and he asked after a long time, "Don't you know the 22-year-old Zhongya?"

"..."

I saw the team leader took two steps with his arms in his arms, and came back after a long time, and then asked Zhong Yuan Zhongya: "Will human beings not grow taller after 18 years old?"

"..."

"No, he hasn't grown any taller since he was 16."

Osamu Dazai said.

"Wait to die you!" 』——Central Plains.

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The author has something to say:

【small theater:】

22 Zhongye: Who said I haven't grown taller since I was 16?

18 Dazai: Yes, your height can change freely according to your heels.

22 Zhongye: Let me kill you.

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22 Dazai: You scared the kids.

18 Zhongye: What?

22 Dazai: The captain of the kid thought that after the age of 18, he would not grow taller.

18 Zhongye: I'll chop off your extra leg right now!

22 Dazai: Oh?Which one is it?

18 Zhongye: ...

Osamu Dazai, stinky rascal!

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Mr. Mori: Nakaya was infected with dementia by Dazai.

President: Yes.

Mr. Sen: It's all your fault.

President: Yes.

Mr. Sen: Why are you so talkative today?

President secretly: Can you let me see my photo...

Mr. Sen: Me, I threw it away long ago!

The president gasped: Is that the cat next to me?

Mr. Mori: ... What kind of strange focus is this?