The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

In fact, when Zhong Yuanzhong also just met that monster, he felt very familiar with it, and this familiarity could not help thinking of various acquaintances around him.

Thinking about it again, the only person who can combine the power of Death, Xu, and Cursed Spirits... is Ah Er.

But Ah Er is dead.

To be honest, if Wujo Wu and the others hadn't mentioned Ah Er in the past two days, he really wouldn't have thought about Ah Er, but now he began to doubt the dead god of death from the bottom of his heart.

But Ah Er did give his death power to the 18-year-old little Dazai Osamu, so what should I say...

"There is no Er in our world, only Haji." The 18-year-old Osamu Dazai looked up and said, "Only the 22-year-old world has Ah Er."

"Then let's go to the 22-year-old world to remind them." Fu Heihui said.

"Wait, I'm a little strange, what happened to the fusion of two worlds last time?" Nakahara Zhong also remembered the two red moons at that time, their world was completely mirrored with the 22-year-old world, and the two of them were also like this It was just exchanged, and that was the first time he saw 18-year-old Xiao Zhongya.

Young is so good.

fuck him!

He is also very young now!

Chuya Nakahara didn't know who he was asking, because no one knew how the two worlds could merge together.But Gojo Satoru still said: "If it's really Ah Er, then it makes sense, he will use the transformation of time and space. If there was no him, we would not have come to you with magic so smoothly."

"Then he is really a scumbag everywhere, and he can't do well as a villain." However, the captain of the little death god said suddenly.

"..."

"The intersection of the fusion of the two worlds has become a mirror, which is not what a qualified villain should do." The captain said, straightened his back, took a deep breath, and said, "Our God of Death has encountered too many traitors and crises. , and it’s not the first time he’s been involved in the present world. I’ve seen all kinds of traitors… he’s like this, it’s hard to count.”

After finishing speaking, the team leader turned around and walked towards the door, as if he was about to leave.

"Hey, why are you going?" Zhongyuan Zhong also quickly stopped the team leader and asked, "Would you like to sit down for a while?"

"Go educate Hajime!"

Captain said:

"At least be a qualified villain."

"..."

Seeing that the team leader was gone, the three conjurers also planned to leave. They haven't told the 18-year-old Chuya Nakahara about what happened here, and they should go and see how the world is going crazy now.

Watching the three of them go out, Nakahara also heaved a sigh of relief, he hadn't seen Osamu Dazai speak for a long time, so he looked up at the little Dazai.

The 18-year-old Osamu Dazai was smiling and looking at Ryunosuke Akutagawa, his eyes full of warnings, like a warning sign.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also wanted to say: Don't bully children all the time!

But Akutagawa Ryunosuke bowed and left very sensibly.

When there were only the 22-year-old Nakahara Chuya and the 18-year-old Dazai Osamu left in the room, Chuya finally relaxed. He lay on the pillow and fell asleep.But he couldn't sleep, and he had something to say.

"Sleepy?" Osamu Dazai put his palm on his forehead, and wiped away the cold sweat on his forehead.

"Hey, that, that, that..." Zhong Yuanzhong also blushed in embarrassment, he subconsciously got into the quilt, and naturally found something that could protect his face: "I'm sorry!"

"Oh? Did Chuya do something to apologize to me again?" Osamu Dazai used the word "you": "Did you drink the red wine or eat the sauce?"

"Hey! I've been resurrected, I can eat anything now!" Zhongyuan Zhong was also anxious, and immediately jumped up from the bed, but he stretched to the wound again, and a cold sweat broke out from the pain on his forehead.But he raised his head indifferently: "I, I mean I'm sorry, let you stab me."

"..." Osamu Dazai leaned back, judging from his expression, he never expected that Zhong would say such a thing: "Why do you say sorry?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also bulged his cheeks, his eyes fluttered left and right, and then he said: "I, I didn't take your feelings into account."

"...Oh?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help shaking his head and smiling after hearing this, "It's nothing."

Looking up again, Dazai Osamu had already walked towards him, Nakahara Chuya's hair was suddenly scratched, it was Dazai Osamu who was comforting him gently.Nakahara Chuya felt very warm at first, but whatever he thought was wrong, he always felt that Osamu Dazai treated him like a dog.

"You, what are you doing!"

Chuya retreated subconsciously, but Dazai grabbed the back of his head, and when he raised his eyes, he was kissed by Dazai. He felt the false alarm and fear of Dazai regaining it.

No matter how many times in the Central Plains, there will still be a feeling of suffocation, but... it seems that I haven't kissed many times?

In short, he really can't kiss!

Stretching out his hands unconsciously, he pressed Osamu Dazai's shoulders and pushed them, and then punched Osamu Dazai hard twice. He was thinking in his mind, if he killed Osamu Dazai now, would he bear the responsibility of killing his husband? charges?

Husband!to die!

But forget it, what a sunny mafia he is!

But, he can't be suffocated to death first, can he?

He protested with a sound of "Oh", but he did not wait for him to break free from Dazai Osamu's palm. Then, the door was pushed open, and the person at the door said before entering: "Ah, how are you? I heard that you were injured." ...Oh, it seems that the rumors are true?"

Ozaki Momiji? !

Nakahara Nakaya was finally let go by Osamu Dazai, and he opened his hazy eyes blankly, his eyes were covered with tears.

"Haha~ Chuya said before that your brain was blown up in the explosion, and you can't go on missions for the time being. But..."

"Ok??"

Osamu Dazai's pupils shrank instantly, isn't this attacking him personally?

"I heard that you two are together, so it seems to be true..." Koyo Ozaki covered her mouth with her sleeve, smiling so hard that she couldn't see her expression.

"Uh, please listen to our explanation first!" Nakahara Chuya was more anxious than grabbing red wine at the moment.

however--

"But can you tell me your story?"

Koyo Ozaki laughed twice, her eyes full of anticipation.

However, the Central Plains only said: I am most afraid of literary giants craving CP! ! ! !

18-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

"No, he hasn't grown any taller since he was 16."

"..."

Kill Dazai.

But the 18-year-old Nakahara Chuya does have a regret in his heart. This regret is that he didn't take a good look at the 22-year-old Nakahara Chuya during the crisis.

Most importantly, he didn't look at the 22-year-old Zhong Yuan, who was, was, and tall.

Sorry, he scared the kids.

At this moment, Kenji Miyazawa of the Armed Detective Agency is still growing up, and there is the Death Squad Captain who says he is around a hundred years old but is actually just a primary school student...

Well, he didn't lead well, it's his partner - 18 Dazai who did it better.

He really doesn't understand what the air above 1.6 meters is like.

"Actually...I am also drinking milk every day now. I guess I didn't drink it when I was 22 years old."

Zhongyuan Zhong also said.

"Pa" Zhongyuan Zhong also slapped himself hard in his heart, what did you say?Are you ashamed?Central Plains Chuya!

Sure enough, several people present were surprised at each other. After the surprise, there were all kinds of mocking eyes. Only Atsushi Nakajima and Kenji Miyazawa did not laugh at him, but Kenji Miyazawa asked him enthusiastically: "Mr. Nakaya, I have milk. do you want?"

"..."

Want a ghost? !Don't you think he's embarrassing enough? ?

"No, he doesn't drink milk, dogs can only drink goat's milk~" said the 22-year-old damn Osamu Dazai.

"..." Kill Dazai Osamu, or kill Dazai Osamu, he really can't take it anymore.

"Wow, you have a lot of people~"

The door was pushed open again, and it was a familiar person—Gojo Satoru.

Zhongyuan Zhong also never thought Gojo Satoru was so pleasing to the eye, he finally changed the subject and said: "How is the 22-year-old Zhongyuan Zhongya?"

The three conjurers walked in together, and Hirohito Katsuobu and Megumi Fukuroi followed Gojo Satoru. Judging from their relaxed expressions, it must be that nothing happened.

"Don't worry, he's fine." Gojo Gojo walked up and said, "He won't be afraid of that dagger after his body is revived."

"That's good..." Osamu Dazai was also worried all the time, but he continued: "What, I knew that the dark dwarf would be fine~ God would never hope that such a disgusting slug would kill himself What about the world~"

"boom!"

Nakahara Chuya protected his injured arm, raised his leg high and kicked Osamu Dazai away, for the 22-year-old Nakahara Chuya, and for himself.

"There is one more thing." Gojo Satoru likes to watch the excitement, but now is not the time: "We suspect that the fusion of the two worlds this time has something to do with Ah Er."

"Ah Er?" Chuya Nakahara's long leg, which didn't look like his 1.6-meter master at all, stopped in mid-air. He thought about it carefully, and recalled the god of death mentioned by Osamu Dazai at the age of 18.

If it wasn't for the conjurer and the others who traveled through time and space, Ah Yi would have become Ah Er...

But they didn't know Ah Er.

Then, Gojo Satoru told everyone all the things discussed in the 18-year-old world, and Nakahara Chuya said after listening: "I believe in the feeling of 22 Chuya."

"It's a pity that it escaped. It seems to be very familiar with my ways, but if its body is Ah Er, then it makes sense." The captain bowed his head and said: "As a member of my team, he must know me very well. gone."

"But why did he do this? Although he has never been in contact with Ah Er, Ah Yi is very stupid and kind." Zhongyuan Zhong also thought of Ah Yi, and Ah Yi sometimes looked quite pitiful...stupidly pitiful.

Chu also really couldn't connect Hajime with that monster.

"I'll go back and discuss with the other captains. Conjurer, please forgive me." The captain was eager to leave, he opened the window and jumped out immediately, turned his head and disappeared.

"..." Everyone looked at such a small child coming out of such a tall building, and they all looked at each other. In the end, they only heard Dazai Osamu staggering and laughing: "It's really unimaginable~ One of the captains of the death gods!" In the middle, there is a person who is shorter than Xiaozhong."

"..."

"But it's justifiable, he's still young~ but Chuya..." Osamu Dazai turned his head and looked at Chuya Nakahara carefully, his eyes were playful, provocative and unworthy of beating.

Therefore, before Zhongyuan Zhongye made his move, everyone in the room retreated.

It's not that I want to make room for two people, but I don't want to be splashed with blood, especially Osamu Dazai's blood.

The outsiders went out, and Zhong Yuanzhong stepped on it even harder. He can't move his arms now, but his long legs are very flexible.

only……

He forgot how shameless Dazai was.

The ankle was grabbed, and suddenly it was broken again. Nakahara Chuya's ankle was very straight and thin, and Dazai Osamu's fingers like jade poles held it between his fingers. Excellent visual experience.

"Hey, you... Hey! Let go if you have the ability, let me kick you to death if you have the ability!"

However, no matter how Chuya Nakahara scolded, Osamu Dazai continued to move his face down.He didn't realize a fact until he was kissed by Osamu Dazai with a "boo"...

He's been, teased, played again!

Zhongyuan Zhong also swears that if he does not kill Dazai today, his surname will be Dazai!

But if Osamu Dazai heard this, he would probably be overjoyed.

After all, Zhongyuan Zhong would not kill him.

Who would have thought, just when Zhongyuan Zhongye was thinking about how to slaughter, the door was suddenly pushed open.

In this posture, the two of them looked towards the door in unison...

Spring mirror flower.

The three pairs of eyes "pujipuji" blinked, and then Izumi Jinghua closed the door.

"call……"

Who would have thought that without waiting for Zhongyuan Zhong to go crazy, Dazai Osamu laughed and launched an offensive again.

"Dead mackerel, do you want to be crushed by gravity?"

"Sorry, you'll never be able to do that."

"Squeak-"

Unexpectedly, when the couple were whispering, the door opened again.

Then I saw the spring mirror flower still standing at the door!

Izumi Kyouka coughed twice, then raised the pen and paper in her hand, and said to Osamu Dazai, "What kind of AU do you want?"

"……what?!"

"The AU in Taizhong."

Quan Jinghua said such words with a cold face.

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The author has something to say:

【small theater:】

22 Dazai: I want master and servant AU.

Although I don't understand it very well in 18, I can guess: OK, you are a dog.

22 Dazai: Do you know what AU is?

18 Zhongye: I beat you to death and made you "hey"!

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22 Zhongya: Fortunately, 18 Dazai didn't learn from bad habits.

18 Dazai: Useless things.

22 Zhongye: Who are you talking about?

18 Dazai: This kind of thing still needs to be written?Can't you just play it yourself?

22 is also trembling.