The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

The 22-year-old Zhong Yuanzhong also had an infected wound, but because of his half-dead physique, his life is not in danger like ordinary people.

To put it bluntly——

"Dazhong is also resistant to tossing." 18-year-old Osamu Dazai said expressionlessly.

"In the same way, Xiaozhong is also resistant to tossing." 22-year-old Dazai Osamu smiled maliciously.

"So, Zhong Ye resists tossing!"

The two said at the same time.

"Hmph, my partner's eyes are short-sighted, otherwise, would he have taken a fancy to you?" Osamu Dazai, 18, has always been concerned about the intimacy between Osamu Dazai and Dazhongya before the age of 22.

22-year-old Osamu Dazai also sneered and said: "My partner is easy to cheat, otherwise, he could be cheated by you?"

The two were fighting openly and secretly, but the two hospital beds were peaceful.

22-year-old Nakahara Chuya, he touched 18-year-old Chuya's hair across the aisle, like stroking his own brother, and said like an old man: "I'm an adult, I have to do adult things, I can drink wine ?”

The 18-year-old Zhong also shook off his hand shyly and arrogantly, then blushed and narrowed his eyes and said, "Hey! What's drinking? The red wine in my family's private collection is almost out of place."

No. 22 also immediately laughed and said: "I think we should have the same batch in private possession, for many years! In a few years, we will open it ourselves or sell it, and we will make money no matter what!"

In No. 18, I also took a look at the two Dazai Osamu not far away. The two Dazai Osamu were acting strangely in front of everyone in the Armed Detective Agency.

Afterwards, the 18th High School leaned over, and he crossed the bedside table and whispered to the 22nd High School, "Actually, I have collected a lot of red wine a long time ago, if it wasn't for that dead 18-year-old mackerel that smashed it like a grenade. , it should still be there now!"

"Oh..." The 22-year-old Nakahara Nakaya shook his head, his face full of regret: "I think we should have lost the same batch. 22 Dazai also smashed my red wine, and it was called a carnival."

"Aren't you going to take revenge? Can you bear it? Anyway, I can't bear it!" Nakahara Nakahara, 18, raised his fist: "I'll beat that 22-year-old Osamu Dazai to death for you!"

The 22-year-old Nakahara Nakiya saw that Xiao Zhong also seemed to have made up his mind, and suddenly he also had the determination to take revenge. The two of them clenched their fists together, and he said, "I'll help you beat up that second junior Dazai too!"

"Hehe~"

The 18th middle school also laughed very happily against the 22nd middle school.

But the next moment, No. 22 No. 18 No. 18 No. [-] was also lifted by the neck, and the child was thrown back on his hospital bed. After that, the person who was holding No. [-] No. [-] No. [-] No. [-]'s neck walked around and walked between the two beds.

That guy faced No. 18 High School, raised his arms condescendingly, and blamed him: "Ah~ why is Xiaozhong so disobedient? Your arm is not healed yet, so why did you travel across mountains and rivers to chat with your brother?"

"You want to care? Dead mackerel!" No. 18 also lay on the hospital bed and looked up at this "master" 22 Dazai Osamu, rolled his eyes and "hummed", but didn't dare to disobey too much, really Like a pet.

"You are resisting!Kill him! 』

In short, the 22-year-old Zhongyuan Zhong also yelled in his heart that he was too timid when he scolded the 18th high school, and Xiao Zhongye, you are so supportive!

So 22zhong also rolled his eyes in the same style, and he also "hummed" and laughed: "The dead mackerel is capable, what else can he do besides bullying children?"

The 22-year-old Osamu Dazai heard the voice, turned around slowly, and swayed his light brown windbreaker. The 22nd Middle School also wanted to burn it all for him!

"Ah, dark little slug, we meet again. Huh? Huh, why are you in such a mess?" 22 Osamu Dazai raised his head and laughed, "Sure enough, he is a guy who only causes trouble. How? No The partner is not good, right? Hurry up and play the big lady again, and tell me: Don’t be an example~" 22 Dazai arched his waist and said, "I can consider continuing to cooperate with you~"

"Huh?! What do you think you are?" 22 Zhong Yuan Zhong also suddenly became irritable. Sure enough, when he saw this 22 Dazai, he wanted to punch him to death.

However, his hair was suddenly held down by someone, and when he turned his head, he saw that 18 Dazai appeared behind him at some point, and 18 Dazai was rubbing his head like a small animal's head... What do you look like when you are younger? !

"Beating a dog depends on the owner." 18 Dazai, dressed in a black windbreaker and half of his face covered in bandages, smiled evilly: "Whose dog do you think you are scolding? This dog belongs to me, and only I can be cruel to him." , only I can smile at him."

"..."

22 middle school also heard it, he suddenly closed his eyes and covered his forehead, it was so embarrassing!

"Partner." No. 18 also sat up on the bed. He looked at No. 18 Dazai, sighed and shook his head: "You really haven't made any progress. It's embarrassing to throw it outside."

"Are you talking about yourself? Slug." 18 Dazai lowered his head to look at 18 Chuya again: "To be entangled by such a stupid idiot, do you think you are stupid too?"

"Hey, you said it yourself when you beat a dog to see its owner." 22 Dazai Osamu said again: "Youth in the second year of middle school, who are you playing cool with?"

"I really feel terrible. If I grow up to become you, then I would rather not grow up. I finally know why I am so obsessed with suicide, because I am afraid that I will feel sick when I look in the mirror." 18 Dazai shook his head and sighed. Then he said to No. 22: "Shall we die for love?"

"You stole my lines, kid." 22 Osamu Dazai put his arm around 18 Chuya's neck: "Xiao Zhongya, we can't lose to them, we have to be one step ahead!"

"..."

"..."

The two also looked at each other's Osamu Dazai with "Are you an idiot?", and then unconsciously exchanged glances with themselves of different ages. He punched hard, and after that, the audience screamed "Aww". Everyone from the Armed Detective Agency saw it, and they just said: It deserves it.

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22 and 18 are also very speculative.

Isn't there a saying?

In fact, what humans hate most in the end is themselves.

But this sentence only applies to Osamu Dazai in the double-black combination, not Chuya Nakahara.

Zhong Yuanzhong doesn't hate himself, on the contrary, he loves him very much. Even though they haven't changed at all for so many years, he still loves himself and life as always.

22 Osamu Dazai watched the two Chuyas from the sidelines. The two Chuyas chatted until midnight and didn't intend to go to sleep. They seemed to be able to chat for another 22 years.

"Isn't this just narcissism?" The 22-year-old Dazai felt that he seemed to have misunderstood the object of hostility. He should not be wary of the 18-year-old Dazai. Dazhong too!

The 18-year-old Osamu Dazai also discovered his fatal mistake. With a bang, he leaned on the TV and almost stumbled. He thought he would get the attention of the 22nd High School, but when he heard the movement, he couldn't help it. I ignored him at all, no, I can’t say I ignored him at all, No. 22 High School also gave him a big roll of the eyes, and bowed his head to No. 18 High School and said: "You are a second grader and a fool."

18 Zhongye: "When it comes to fools, no one can compare with Dazai."

The two laughed as they talked, as if they were having fun complaining about their boyfriends.

"Brother, you see, it's too difficult for me." 22-year-old Dazai Osamu cried and felt uncomfortable.

"Light a cigarette." 18-year-old Osamu Dazai said.

"You smoke?" Osamu Dazai, 22, was incredulous.

18 Dazai snorted coldly: "Put a stick of incense on yourself."

Then, the two Dazai rulers quarreled again, and it turned out that the same prime minister repelled each other, and the same also attracted each other.

But it seemed that he really didn't want to just waste the long night like this. In the end, 18 Dazai didn't care about 22 Chuya's displeasure at all. He held up 22 Chuya's collar and carried Dazhong to another room.

When he passed by 22 Dazai before leaving, the little Dazai said like a savior, "Don't thank me."

The implication is: You have to be tough when dealing with Zhongye.

22 Dazai, who watched them leave, even provoked Dazhong. Sure enough, they were four people who would turn the world upside down if they mixed together.

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When the 22-year-old Nakahara Nakaya was carried to another room by the 18-year-old Dazai, and Chuya was placed to lie down by this person. He lay on the bed and raised his head to see the 18-year-old Dazai. He suddenly thought of the 22-year-old Dazai Ji's face...

Hey, as expected, this 18-year-old Dazai is more human-like.

Of course, he wouldn't say this to the little Dazai.

First, he was shy.Secondly, he couldn't make this little Dazai proud.Three times, 18 middle school also followed 22 Dazai, it's too pitiful, he can't make Xiao Zhong feel even more sad.

"If you like Xiao Zhongya so much, maybe we can adopt him as a child." 18 Osamu Dazai said while untiing his tie by the bed.

22 seemed to have heard a joke, he looked up at 18 Dazai amusedly, 18 Dazai took off his black windbreaker, and was walking towards him step by step with his sleeves unbuttoned.

"We treat 18-year-old Xiaozhong as a child?" 22zhong also really wanted to strangle this little Dazai right now: "Then why don't I just treat you as a child? I seem to have always raised you as a child, right?" ?”

22 also thought he was attacking Osamu Dazai, but in fact he was digging a hole for himself to jump into.

That's why the 18-year-old Osamu Dazai suddenly stepped forward and whispered in his ear, "Oh? Me? Would a child do these things to you?"

18 Osamu Dazai kissed suddenly, and 22 Nakahara Nakahara had to choke and close his eyes. Before he had time to think, he said to himself in his heart: "Fortunately, I am an undead, fortunately, I am an undead who resists tossing!"

And at this moment, another undead who is very resistant to tossing is also under the attack of the mackerel, but the old mackerel is more reserved...

It's old, no, upright, classic!

In short, both Nakahara Chuya and Nakahara Chuya, who are undead, cannot escape the fate of being eaten to death by mackerel fish.

said the mackerel, so what?A slug is so small that it would be fine to swallow it raw.

But the way of swallowing it raw, please choose by yourself~

In fact, the two mackerel are also secretly competing in this matter, will they say it?Of course they will.

privately.

Night is short, but ghost life is long.

Later, the two prime ministers simultaneously researched a solution to "likeness attracts", that is, absolutely occupying each other's time. Isn't sleeping a very good way?

of course.

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The author has something to say:

【small theater:】

18 Dazai; I will @&+%￥!

22 Dazai: What is this?I will also ￥#@*&.

18 Zhongye: Why are they garbled?

22 Zhongye: Because that is something that cannot be described.

18 Zhongye: Why can't it be described?

22 Zhongye: Because the system is broken, it is useless, let’s smash them.

18 Zhongye: Good!