The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

In the past, people from the Armed Detective Agency bullied them, whether it was 22 Dazai Osamu or 22 Nakahara Chuya, the people from the Armed Detective Agency always tried to squeeze them, but now...

"Didn't you say that you are in charge of this matter?" 18-year-old Osamu Dazai sneered: "Then we won't go home, and we will just stay here with you."

The 22-year-old Nakahara Nakaya swallowed the steamed stuffed bun with his neck up. The steamed stuffed bun was bought by Atsushi Nakajima, and Atsushi Nakajima would not let him ask for money.

"That's right Chuya, they said that, right?" 18-year-old Osamu Dazai asked him.

The 22-year-old Zhong Yuan still remembers it vividly, which has touched him for a long time, so he nodded happily and said, "Yes!"

22 Dazai standing aside suddenly opened his mouth and sighed: "Do you guys like living in hell so much? What credit will the devil give?"

However, No. 18 also raised his leg and kicked him. He kicked No. 22 Dazai far away: "You yourself are a devil, and everyone is a devil. The friends of armed detectives are obviously angels, right? Kunikida-kun."

Regardless of whether it was intentional or not in 18, the purpose has been achieved.

22 Osamu Dazai did hide in the corner with his head in his arms and collapsed. He really wanted to say: "Little slug, you are an angel yourself. See if everyone is an angel?"

But why did 18 also see him as a devil?

That proves that Osamu Dazai is really a devil.

That's right, it's Osamu Dazai, whether he's 22 or 18.

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If a Nakahara Chuya and a Dazai Osamu were present at the same time, it would be like talking about cross talk, and they could become the number one mancai combination in Yokohama.Then the two Nakahara Chuyas and the two Dazai Osamu were present at the same time... Don't want this house, you can move.

If you're outside, great, run away.

Of course, appearance is justice, so it’s okay not to run away, but if you look too fascinated by their faces, you can block their noisy conversations independently.

Atsushi Nakajima is such a person.

"Oh, you slept in the same room as Dazhong before?" 18-year-old Osamu Dazai nodded pretending to be indifferent, and then he secretly squeezed wasabi into 22-year-old Dazai's teacup.

22 Dazai Osamu secretly exchanged this cup of tea for 22 Zhongye, and then said: "I know how friendly you were with 18 Zhongye before, I'm not as naive as you~"

18 Dazai poured out the tea that was also replaced in 22, and then snorted coldly: "Don't worry, I will never become a fool like you in the future."

The 22nd High School also watched, he and the 18th High School also slapped each other, and slammed the faces of the two on the table into cakes.

The 18th High School also gritted its teeth and said to the 22nd High School: "You are really bad, you look gloomy, you really should look at your eyes."

"You're not that good, your heart is even worse than this." For some reason, No. 22 actually spoke up for No. 18 Dazai.

Perhaps this is also an insult to his aesthetics, and he asks himself from time to time, why does he fall in love with this 18-year-old Osamu Dazai?

"No matter how you say it, mine is better than yours!" Sure enough, the 18th middle school also felt insulted.

The four of them made complaints about each other, and it turned into a scuffle. Soon the two of them chatted happily again, drinking like confidants, while the two Dazai Osamu kept laughing at each other, and there was never harmony.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was sitting on the side, seemed to feel that as the host, it was not good for him to leave the table at this time, so he sat at the table and leaned on his chin to watch. Instead of finding differences, he never felt that he was so suitable for playing the game of finding differences.

"How do you calculate the expenses of these four people?" Kunikida Doppo asked.

"Remember Dazai and Chuya." The president said with a look of regret: "22-year-old Dazai, and 22-year-old Chuya."

"Yes, yes, but do you think they will pay back the money?" Kunikida Doppo asked.

"will not."

you still need to ask?

Fortunately, as long as the Central Plains Zhongye don't use their abilities, the building of the Armed Detective Agency will not collapse, so their expenses will not be outrageous.

"Bang bang bang!"

Unexpectedly, the 18-year-old Osamu Dazai suddenly fired three shots at the 22 Dazai Osamu, and the 22 Dazai Osamu dodged, and the three bullets were firmly nailed into the wall, and the muzzle of the gun was still smoking.

The 22-year-old Zhong Ye was thinking at this moment, should he say sorry?

But the president quickly said, "Go and call Mori Ogai."

You can't just demolish one family, right?

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It was a bit late, and they finally ended their lively day. In fact, the 22nd Middle School was also very happy. It was only a few days. He suddenly felt that he was very rich, which was more precious than the money he earned from jewelry business much.

"Are you going back?" No. 22 also asked.

He didn't know who he was asking, was he asking the 18-year-old Nakahara Chuya?Or are you asking 18-year-old Osamu Dazai?

"My life is where I want to be." 18-year-old Osamu Dazai said.

What he meant was that he would always be with the 22-year-old Nakahara Chuya, saying that the companionship was too good, but in fact, he ate 22 Zhongya to death, and never let go.

22-year-old Zhong also smiled and nodded, and then went to see 22 Dazai, 22 Dazai also gave 18th Middle School a comforting smile, that was to express his meaning, if 18th Middle School had to go back, then he would not hesitate Followed 18 also left.

"Like a blood-sucking mosquito?" No. 22 also raised his chin and said arrogantly.

"Then don't let go if I bite you, Dazhong." The 18-year-old Osamu Dazai shook his head "tsk tsk", but he didn't feel that he was guilty of bullying.

"Okay, let's go back to bed soon~" 22-year-old Osamu Dazai seemed to be looking forward to going to bed every day. Maybe sleeping now is more fun for him than suicide.

However, when a few people were about to take a break, there was a sudden bang outside the door, 22zhong also straightened its neck, and immediately turned its head to look in the direction of the sound.He walked quickly to the window, the night was already deep at this moment, and there were no people in the street downstairs, but he was able to see the light not far away.

Someone is fighting.

"Who is it?" No. 18 also nervously followed to look out, and he said, "I feel that power."

"Monster?" Osamu Dazai, 22, asked.

"Ah Er?" 18-year-old Osamu Dazai said.

The 22-year-old Nakahara Nakaya's eyes were thoughtful. After thinking for a while, he nodded slightly, then pushed open the window and jumped down.

The armed detective agency has a very high floor, but he is Nakahara Chuya. To put it bluntly, Nakahara Nakaya has a gravity bug. As long as there is enough foothold, as long as he wants to, he will not be injured.Therefore, he used the platforms on each floor as footholds, and soon landed safely.Although he still has an injury in his abdomen, he still landed handsomely in the 22nd middle school, causing the people around him to exclaim.

"Wow!" Passers-by shouted excitedly.

22 Zhongyuan is also a little shy,

"A handsome guy or a heroine?" The passer-by asked again.

kill him.

The 22-year-old Zhong Yuanzhong also had some regrets. He shouldn't have jumped off the roof like this.

"boom"!

"Wow, another heroine?"

Needless to say, the 18-year-old also jumped down, and the kid was still playing handsome, landing like a cute little raccoon.

"Woman? Where did you come from?" 18-year-old Nakahara Nakaya asked.

"..." 22 Zhong also didn't know whether to tell the truth or not.

At this time, the 18-year-old Dazai Osamu and the 22-year-old Dazai Osamu also came out of the elevator. Then the direction of the battle went.

It's late at night again, and late at night has advantages for both the god of death and the undead.The dark air at night is very heavy, and this dark night air can help the god of death and the undead to exert their power more smoothly.

But for humans, it is consuming vitality.

For example, conjurer.

When the 22-year-old Zhong Yuan was the first to run to the battlefield, he called out nervously: "Fu Hei, Knotweed!"

It was Fu Heihui and Polygonum cuspidatum Youren.

But at this moment, the two teenagers looked a little miserable.

Na Fu Heihui was knocked out, and his whole body was covered in blood, which was very frightening.He was leaning against the wall, whether he was helped there deliberately or something, but the location was considered safe.

As for Knotaba Yuhito...

This knotweed Yuren seems...why is it so strange? "Knotweed, what's the matter?" 22 Zhongyuan Zhongya finished asking, and the other three people also rushed to the side, they all saw that Knotweed Yuren had grown an extra arm, standing in the middle of the broken road like a madman.

"Is it the Knotweed kid?" 22-year-old Dazai Osamu took a look, but he knew that this was not Knotweed Yuhito at all.

"Ah, so it's you~"

Sure enough, the sound made by "Knotweed Yourhito" at this time was not at all that of "Knotweed Yourhito", he actually smiled extremely wickedly, as if he was some kind of ghost himself: "I have long wanted to see you, I heard... you Quite powerful?" He was looking at Chuya Zhongya, and the two Chuya Zhongya said, "Tsk tsk, but why do I think it's just like that? It's not very good. It looks like a little rabbit, and it's not enough for me. Poke a finger."

"...Master?" 22-year-old Zhong Yuan Zhong also snorted coldly: "You beat Fu Hei like this, and even occupied the body of the knotweed?"

"Oh?" This "Knotweed Yuren" didn't answer, but he knew from his expression that he guessed wrong in 22.

At this time, there was another loud bang, and when they looked up again, they saw a person descending from the sky—a white-haired person.

They knew who this person was, but this person showed his eyes today. It was the first time they saw this person's eyes. Are they two crystals?

He looks quite young, so he is not an uncle.

Five enlightenment.

"It's rare, you've come out, and you're on both sides." Wutiao Satoru is so serious and serious, isn't it?

It turns out that this "knotweed Youren" is called two-faced Su Nuo?

Wait, Knotashi Yuhito mentioned this name before.

"My uncle naturally wants to loosen his muscles and bones." Liangmian Su Nuo stretched his waist.

"Oh, you saved Kei."

"That's my uncle's carelessness!"

"Excuse me, who are you hitting?"

However, the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai had just finished asking when he was stuck into the wall by a force with a "bang".

Gojo Satoru turned his head, turned the two crystal balls around, and scanned everyone. The 18-year-old also scolded "idiot" and went to dig Osamu Dazai out of the wall.

"Huh? How did you get together?" Wujo Satoru became curious, and even found it particularly interesting.

But this is not the time to reminisce, just when Gojo Satoru wanted to ask a few more questions, the invisible attack appeared again, this time attacking the 22-year-old Nakahara Chuya.

Although they cannot see the force, they can feel the wind.

No. 22 Zhong also shook his head and decided to use gravity.

But suddenly an extremely cold wind howled, and then the snow and ice flying all over the sky fell, and a small white light split a glacier and fell from the Milky Way. After that, the invisible force in front of him was ejected, and gradually became took the form of a monster.

A white light fell from the sky in front of No. 22 No. 18, No. 22 No. 18 Dazai Osamu was walking back, No. [-] Dazai Osamu snorted coldly and said, "It's the team leader."

I saw that child who was usually farting farts even more farts today.

He was holding a long knife that was not easy to mess with. The knife was beautiful, but it gave off a chill, and strangers were not allowed to enter.

"Ah." The captain responded.

"I've had enough!" 22 Dazai wiped the ashes off his face, then he suddenly pulled out his dagger, "Don't any of you interfere, this monster... should be killed by Shuanghei."

The 22nd middle school, the 18th middle school, and the 18-year-old Dazai Osamu also made a fighting state at the same time.

"Two pairs of double black."

22-year-old Osamu Dazai continued.

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The author has something to say:

【small theater:】

18 Zhongye: It’s embarrassing for you to be beaten into the wall, right?

22 Dazai: Of course, so many people are watching~

22 Zhongye: When did you gain face?

22 Dazai: ...

In 18, I also looked at 18 Dazai: When I was 18, I really didn't have one.

18 Dazai: ...

22 Dazai: Are the Chuyas starting to protect their weaknesses?

18 Dazai: I grow up, thank you.