All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

Lin Zhi jumped onto the stove next to the sink at a speed never before seen in his life, picked up a [-]cm long machete and pointed it at the black back.

Heibei was probably also stunned by Lin Zhi's speed, and his reaction was half a beat slow. When he was about to jump up to the stove and fight Lin Zhi, Ke Lin reprimanded: "Simba!"

The two dogs in front of the black back put their paws on the edge of the stove. Hearing Colin's reprimand, they withdrew their paws aggrievedly, and squatted obediently at Colin's feet, still not forgetting to stare at him with those pair of black dog eyes. Lin Zhi.

Seeing this, Lin Zhi raised the machete in his hand, and waved it at Heiback like a demonstration.

"Woo—" the big wolfhound roared in a low voice, wanting to rush up to fight Lin Zhi, but seeing Ke Lin's unfriendly eyes, he had to give up.

Gundam: "The first round of human-dog competition, Lin Zhisheng, applaud!"

Lin Zhi: "Get lost."

Seeing Lin Zhi's frightened face, Ke Lin shouted to Lin Zhi, "Put down the knife and get out."

"What if it bites me?" Lin Zhi was not happy, and put down his weapon. He was not sure that he could defeat this dog.

"If you don't provoke it, it will naturally not bite you." Colin said.

Hearing this, Lin Zhi became even more unhappy. Could it be that Simba did something wrong when he rushed forward just now?

On the Internet, all dog parents say that their dogs will not bite unless others provoke them.

However, a child is not a dog, how do you know that dogs don't bite people!

What's more, Lin Zhi knows the details of this dog named Simba quite well.Simba is the second most powerful helper in Colin's hands, No.1 is the mini laser gun in his belt.

This dog is loyal to Colin. It helps Colin herd sheep during the day and guards Colin's house at night.When the original owner sneaked into the farm to 'help' clean up the crops, he was killed by it many times.

When reading the script before, Lin Zhi felt that it was just a dog. There is nothing to be afraid of, a dog is a friend of human beings.

However, seeing Simba, Lin Zhicai felt that he was wrong.To Ke Lin, Simba is a loyal dog Hachiko, but in the eyes of an intruder like him, Simba is a jackal!

Seeing Simba grinning at him now, Lin Zhi instantly remembered the fear of human beings being hunted and killed by large beasts.

"How can you assure me that its mouth didn't grow on your body?" Lin Zhi held the knife and refused to give in.

Lin Zhi's words were a bit of a curse, Ke Lin's face changed instantly, and he threatened with a gloomy face: "Try again?"

Simba next to him seemed to feel the master's anger, and stared at Lin Zhi eagerly. He only waited for the master's order, and it stepped forward to tear up the stranger like a rabbit.

"I don't mean that. Your dog is so big, and your teeth are sharper than this machete. If you accidentally make a mistake, what if it comes into close contact with my leg?" Lin Zhi Step back and explain carefully.

"I'll give you a tetanus and compensate you for your medical expenses and mental damage." Ke Lin said.

"How much for mental damage? If it's too little, I won't do it." Lin Zhi bargained.

"This number." Colin made an eight with his hands.

Eight thousand?Lin Zhi is quite satisfied with this amount.

Lin Zhi: "Gundam, remember to block the pain for me later."

Gundam: "What are you going to do?"

Lin Zhi didn't answer Gundam's words, he put down the machete in his hand, jumped down from the stove, stretched his arm in front of Simba's mouth, and challenged Simba, "Come here, bite and bite, I rely on dogs to get rich Brother you..."

"You really..." Colin couldn't bear to look at it, and looked away with disgust.

Gundam: You really committed your own crimes!

Simba opened his mouth and was about to bite it. However, he found that the person in front of him not only didn't have a trace of fear, but looked at it with a playful smile, and his eyes were full of calculations.

Can't bite!Simba came to this conclusion with his excellent observation skills.But the protruding mouth cannot just be retracted.As the saying goes, thieves do not go empty, wolves travel thousands of miles, either to repay favor or revenge.Like a dog, if a dog opens its mouth, it either bites or...

Simba licked Lin Zhi's arm, leaving a string of wet pouts.

"Ah——" Lin Zhi jumped up, ran to the sink to wash his arms with the faucet, and asked Ke Lin pitifully, "Does it count as mental damage if it licks me?"

"Not counting."

Lin Zhi asked: "Why not count? My spirit has been greatly traumatized."

"Because the money is in my pocket, I don't want to give it to you." Colin said confidently.

……

With the lick just now, Lin Zhi's mind became active.

On the road where Ke Lin drove Lin Zhi and Simba to the sheep pen with a small trailer, one person and one dog squatted on their own cushions, looking at each other.

Lin Zhi smiled and waved at Simba: "Hi! Simba, I am a good friend of your master~"

"I'm not." Ke Lin, who was driving in front, said disgustedly when he heard Lin Zhi's words.

Lin Zhi pretended not to hear Ke Lin's denial, and continued to talk to Simba: "I live next door to your boss. A distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. If you have time, you can come and play with me. I also have a chicken at home, you can share it with me." You make good friends."

Seeing Lin Zhi singing a one-man show, Gao Da said, "Don't waste your time, that dog can't understand what you're talking about."

"Let me tell you, don't look down on dogs, this kind of animal is very thieves, not at all as simple and honest as it looks on the surface." Lin Zhi said.

When Lin Zhi was young, he used leftovers to secretly raise a stray dog ​​that was so thin that it was only skinny. However, after raising it for almost half a year, the dog did not lose weight.

Once in the evening, Lin Zhi went to the winery to help his father make drinks, but unexpectedly ran into that 'stray dog' at the winery.The dog was eating in front of a washbasin-sized lunch box. Human and dog met unexpectedly. This 'stray dog' had leftovers for the first time. It gave Lin Zhi an embarrassed look, and walked away silently.

Only then did Lin Zhi realize that it was not a stray dog ​​at all, but a watchdog raised by the winery.Because of the breed of this dog, even if he ate meat and gnawed bones with his master every day, and the rice bowl as big as a washbasin at home was clean, he still looked skinny.

Because of its thin and tall body, it can easily squeeze through the protective railing.With this frail and sympathetic body, Lin Zhi, who was not very stingy at the time, felt very distressed, and secretly handed out the leftovers at home behind his parents' back for him to eat.

After the dog finished eating, Mimi quietly went back to the night shift at night.

The winery didn't use it to look after it during the day, so the boss didn't even know that the dog had recruited another benefactor for himself outside.

After this incident, the dog seemed to know that Lin Zhi had seen its hypocritical side, and its fate with Lin Zhi was over. When a person and a dog met outside again, the dog just glanced at Lin Zhi from a distance, and then went to find the next one. A child victim.

Lin Zhi knew that the dog only played with children, and later saw that it found a rich little fat man, who seemed to be a rich second generation in a supermarket, and followed the child's buttocks arrogantly every day, going to the supermarket to eat ham sausage.

A dog remembers kindness to it, and it is a very real animal.Without the concept of right and wrong, it will be good to anyone who is familiar with it.

Looking at Simba in front of him, Lin Zhi believed that sincerity and sincerity are the key to success, this vicious-looking dog will definitely not be able to escape its sugar-coated shells.

Colin drove the car outside the sheep pen.

As expected of Yajiang Farm, the sheep pens here look very grand, like a modern factory.

Lin Zhi and Ke Lin stood beside the combination lock outside the sheepfold door. Simba seemed to know what he was going to do next, with his ears pricked up, his eyes fixed on the door of the sheepfold, waiting for the door to open. It will show its talents.

"Turn around." Colin said.

Lin Zhi asked: "What?"

"I'll open the combination lock." Ke Lin looked at Lin Zhi warily.

Lin Zhi turned around and walked two meters away to avoid suspicion.

Lin Zhi: "Gundam, look at his password number."

Gundam: "Got it."

After inputting the password, the gate of the sheep pen was slowly raised, and Simba started running with a series of "baa ha ha ha ha ha" sheep.Simba ran in front, followed by hundreds of sheep behind him. While running, Simba looked back to see if any sheep ran away from the large group. When he saw scattered sheep that did not keep up, he immediately turned back and drove them back. flock.

Lin Zhi and Ke Lin followed behind, watching Simba drive the sheep into the artificial pasture beside him, and finally stood up and closed the fence gate around the edge of the pasture.

After doing all this, Simba squatted down at the gate of the fence like a general guarding the border, watching the sheep on the pasture vigilantly.

"Simba finished herding the sheep, what should I do?" Lin Zhi asked.

"Clean the sheepfold." Ke Lin didn't know where to find him a broom, and handed it to Lin Zhi.

"Then what are you doing?" Lin Zhi looked at Ke Lin and asked.

Colin looked up at the sun, pointed to a sunny meadow, stretched his waist, and said regretfully, "You helped me with the work, so I had to go to the sun."

Colin drove the car into the sun, lay down on the cushion and closed his eyes to rest.As soon as Lin Zhi walked to the door of the sheepfold with a broom, he was overwhelmed by the stench inside. He walked to the side of the car, patted Ke Lin on the shoulder, and asked in a low voice, "How about I help you bask in the sun?" !"

Ke Lin opened his eyes and looked at Lin Zhi without speaking.

Lin Zhi felt a little guilty, and complained: "It really smells too bad inside. I have rhinitis, so I can't smell such a bad smell."

Ke Lin raised the corner of his mouth, smiled, took out something from his pocket and threw it to Lin Zhi.When Lin Zhi saw it, it turned out to be a nose clip, so Lin Zhi had no choice but to go back to the sheep pen with the broom.

"Sooner or later, I will empty this sheepfold." Lin Zhi said angrily while sweeping.

Gundam: "The password for the sheepfold is 379adf87, I am optimistic about you."

When Lin Zhi finished sweeping the sheepfold when he was two hours old, he walked over and threw the broom beside Ke Lin, touched his bruised nose, and said angrily, "I'm done sweeping, what should I do next?"

"Stand there and don't move." Colin pointed to a low-lying place ten meters high.

"Why?" Lin Zhi was puzzled.

Colin said with disgust, "Take off the smell on your body."

"I smell like a laborer. As a farmer, you actually dislike me?" Lin Zhi said angrily, then smelled himself, frowned and started to run against the wind.

"It stinks, how did this Ke Lin clean it up?" Lin Zhi cursed in his heart.That Colin didn't look like he would work hard at first glance. The sheepfold was so smelly, he definitely needed someone to clean it before he came.

"The sheep pen has a cleaning system, which can automatically clean up the sheep manure and flush the water to purify the air." Gao Da said.

Lin Zhi: "If that's the case, then why does he want me to sweep the floor?"

Gundam: "I see you are unhappy."

Lin Zhi said wrongly: "I haven't done anything yet..." He is still in the stage of planning those bad things!

"The protagonist's intuition, he feels threatened from you." Gundam analyzed.

Lin Zhi: "Okay, he is not benevolent, don't blame me for being unrighteous."

On this day, Lin Zhi was ordered around by Ke Lin, but Lin Zhi didn't say a word of complaint from the beginning to the end, and worked hard all the time.Fortunately, Ke Lin didn't skip his meals. Lin Zhi had three meals a day, and when he left at night, Ed, the housekeeper, thoughtfully packed a basket of bread for him.

Early the next morning, Lin Zhi appeared at the door of Ke Lin's house again with a bright smile.