All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

As the saying goes, the first time is a stranger and the second time is acquaintance, Lin Zhi didn't receive any obstructions except for Ke Lin's contemptuous white eyes when he came in this time.

From Lin Zhi's point of view, he didn't come here for free.All the food he got was his hard work.

After eating the steak, Ke Lin wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin, glanced at Lin Zhi who was sucking on the noodles, and asked, "Are you going to hang out with me every day from now on?"

"No preparation." Lin Zhi picked up the bowl and took a sip of the soup. Ed used mutton soup to cook the noodles for him, which tasted very delicious.

"What are your plans?" Colin picked up an apple from the table and began to peel it.

This is a question worth pondering.Lin Zhi thought for a while and replied: "My farm is too small, and the land is already barren, and the initial investment in other projects is too large. After many considerations, I decided to start a chicken farm."

"You don't need upfront investment to start a chicken farm?" Ke Lin laughed and handed the peeled apples to Lin Zhi.

Lin Zhi also took the apple, took a bite, and then froze.Usually, Lan Guangxi often peeled the fruit after meals for him, and he was used to eating it. Just now, Ke Lin handed him the fruit with Lan Guangxi's face on his face, but he didn't react for a while.

Colin's expression didn't change. He then picked up another apple and continued to peel it.

For a moment, Lin Zhi's mind was full of thoughts.Then Lin Zhi blinked, and continued to talk about his grand plans as if nothing had happened: "I have all the inputs and preparations needed for a chicken farm."

"Tell me, I'll help you as a staff officer."

"I only need an old hen, what good advice is there!" Lin Zhi said confidently.

Colin: You're kidding me!

Seeing Ke Lin's disbelief, Lin Zhi said righteously: "Don't underestimate my nine-pound yellow, it is a good laying egg. If there are chickens, there will be eggs, and then the eggs will hatch chickens, and the chickens will lay eggs again. Eggs and eggs are inexhaustible, and one of my chicken farms has it.”

Colin: ...

Seeing that Ke Lin didn't speak, Lin Zhi looked at the few apples that Ke Lin had peeled out on the plate, and asked Ke Lin, "If you peel the apples, don't you eat them? The iron in them will oxidize, and if they turn black, they won't taste good. Eat another one!"

Ke Lin seemed shocked by Lin Zhi's rhetoric just now, and now he didn't despise Lin Zhi's virtue of not eating enough. He waved his hand and said helplessly, "You can eat."

Lin Zhi asked Gao Da while eating the apple: "Didn't you say that he didn't like me yesterday, why are you still peeling the apple for me now? Did you fall in love with me at first sight?"

"You are so confident." Gao Da said contemptuously.

Lin Zhi ate the apple with relish, complacent at the same time, and when he was considering whether to use a beauty trick on Ke Lin, Ke Lin suddenly called "Simba" upstairs.

As soon as the words were finished, Simba dashed down the stairs, as fast as a car with a handbrake failure.Fortunately, at the last moment, the dog hit the cabinet with its butt, slowed down in disguise, and then squatted obediently in front of Ke Lin, glaring at Lin Zhi.

Lin Zhi: "Why is this dog staring at me? I didn't mess with it today."

"You ate its apples." Colin said, and brought the few apples he had peeled to Simba along with a plate.

Lin Zhi: ...

"I fell in love with you at first sight, peeling apples for you!" Gao Da laughed.

"The first apple was handed to me by him." Lin Zhi insisted.

Seeing that Simba had finished eating four apples and a pot of boiled meat made by the housekeeper, Lin Zhi was lazily lying at Ke Lin's feet, so he got up, walked to Simba's feet, squatted down, and took out the apples from his pants pocket. He took out a big white egg and handed it to Simba's paw, and said to Simba with a smile: "Simba, look, I brought you a gift today~"

This egg is the life extension fee that Jiujinhuang handed over to Lin Zhi last night.

Simba sniffed the eggs, then looked up at Colin.

"Simba, this gift is too expensive, we can't take it." Colin said.

"It's just an egg, what's so valuable." Lin Zhi pushed the egg towards Simba, he was soft on his mouth, short on his hands, and he still expected the dog to be lenient to him in the future!

"This is a chicken farm, why not expensive?" Colin said seriously.

Colin was laughing at him at what he had just said.But who is Lin Zhi, this level of words is not enough to hurt his self-esteem as thick as a city wall.

Lin Zhi smiled and said to Ke Lin, "It doesn't matter whether the gift is expensive or not, what matters is my heart."

Lin Zhi's words were too brazen, and Ke Lin probably didn't want to see helplessness, so he sneered, nodded to Simba and said, "Simba, thank you for your generous neighbor."

Seeing Colin nodding, Simba knew that he could eat the egg, and was about to eat it with a grin, when he saw the egg being taken away with one hand.

The egg in his mouth flew, and Simba patted Lin Zhi angrily with his paw.

"Eggs are for you to play with."

Lin Zhi squatted down and flicked the egg lightly with his fingers, and the egg rolled one meter away.

Simba's gaze followed the egg and rolled one meter away.

Seeing that Simba had taken the bait, Lin Zhi pushed the egg in Simba's direction, and the egg rolled back into Simba's arms.

Simba is a very smart dog, he knows how to infer other things from one example, he pawed the egg in his bosom, and the egg rolled slowly to Lin Zhi's feet, then tilted his head and patted his paw at Lin Zhi, signaling to Lin Zhi Push the egg back again.

There is coming and going, so one person and one dog played a childish game of rolling eggs.

Seeing that Lin Zhi had such a good time playing such a mentally retarded game with a dog, Gao Da asked in surprise, "Are you stupid?"

"You're stupid. I'm building a good relationship with it. By the way, I'm addicted to games and become a depraved dog. It will lay the foundation for my actions in the future." Lin Zhi treacherously said.

Gao Da was speechless for a while, and didn't know whether Lin Zhi was too smart or stupid to the extreme.

Playing games with dogs or cats, looking mentally handicapped, is actually very fun.Because the owner knows that what is fun is not the game, but the cat or dog playing the game.

Lin Zhi and Simba were playing with great interest, and Ke Lin was also watching with great interest.

In the Nth round, when it was Lin Zhi's turn to push the rolling egg to Simba, the egg accidentally rolled in the wrong direction and rolled to Ke Lin's feet.

Lin Zhi and Simba looked up at the same time, looking at Ke Lin eagerly.

"Boring." Ke Lin raised his foot and kicked the egg back to Lin Zhi.

Walking someone's dog in front of the dog owner doesn't seem very authentic.Lin Zhi picked up the egg, cracked the egg, and poured it into Simba's bowl.The eggs were rolled around just now, and the yellow has been scattered and turned into egg flowers.

Lin Zhi took the opportunity to pat Simba's head, and said, "Eat the eggs, we'll stop here today, and we'll go herding sheep together later."

"I won't be herding sheep today," said Colin.

Lin Zhi was puzzled and asked, "Why?"

Colin looked at the gloomy sky outside the window and said, "The weather is bad, and the sheep often run outside, so they will lose meat."

Lin Zhi: "He is such a profiteer!"

Gao Da: "You still want to herd sheep, don't you dislike the smell?"

Lin Zhi: "Those sheep are about to be slaughtered, I want to count the number."

Gundam: "What are you doing?"

"I checked the Internet with my mobile phone last night. The sheep raised by Colin are big and tender. An adult sheep can be sold for nearly [-] federal dollars. The market is very hot. I have already helped him find a good buyer. " Lin Zhi said meaningfully to Gundam.

Gao Da understood Lin Zhi's meaning, and praised: "You are more treacherous than him~"

Lin Xiaozhi really didn't have any money and couldn't get up early.

Lin Zhi: "I'm overwhelmed~"

"I don't have anything to do with you today, you can go back." Colin said listlessly.

"Can I stay and play with Simba?" Lin Zhi looked at Ke Lin expectantly.

Hearing Lin Zhi calling its name, Simba raised his head and licked the egg white liquid in Lin Zhi's hand with his tongue that had just finished licking the egg flower.Lin Zhi was so disgusted that he ran to wash his hands in disgust, and Simba followed behind Lin Zhi's ass.

Ke Lin saw that a person and a dog were as sticky as a newlywed, and for the sake of the dog, he said generously, "Just play in the open space in front, don't run around."

"it is good."

After Ke Lin finished speaking, he went upstairs. Lin Zhi took Simba to the open space in front of the villa, but the toy had been eaten by Simba, and Lin Zhi had to make another one.

Lin Zhi looked around, walked to the decorative fence beside the villa, and prepared to tear off two rose vines to weave a flower stem ball.

But as soon as he started, Simba yelled loudly and hurriedly.

"Wow, woof woof"

Colin upstairs heard the voice, leaned out from the balcony window, and asked, "What's going on?"

"I just want to pull two vines and weave a ball." Lin Zhi said aggrievedly.

Hearing this, the corners of Colin's mouth turned up, and he said gloatingly, "Simba is the most protective of his family. Even if it's a piece of grass, it won't move people."

Lin Zhi: "I've never seen such a petty dog."

"To prevent thieves, you need such a petty dog." Colin said meaningfully.

Lin Zhi: ...

"Simba, your master is here. I picked this vine in front of him, not stealing it, you know?" Lin Zhi pointed to Simba at Ke Lin on the balcony.

Simba followed Lin Zhi's hand and looked at his master. Seeing that the master didn't give any other instructions, he also calmed down, watched his "new friend" vigilantly, and picked off his favorite vine that would produce beautiful flowers.

Lin Zhi's fingers were clever, and after a while, he wove rose rattan into a small ball.He was holding the ball and tossing it in his hand. Seeing Simba, he was so excited that he jumped three feet high.

Lin Zhi threw the ball in his hand far away, and Simba ran over quickly without any teacher, and picked up the ball.

Do it again, do it again.Simba bounced around Lin Zhi with the ball in his mouth.

One person and one dog played until noon, when Ed called for lunch, Lin Zhi, who was out of breath, and Simba, who was still full of ideas, stopped playing.

Lin Zhi didn't see Ke Lin at the dinner table, and asked, "Why didn't you see the big boss?"

Ed looked at the gloomy sky outside the house, frowned and said, "Master doesn't eat in this kind of weather."

"What's wrong?" Lin Zhi was puzzled.

"The master used to be a soldier, and his arm bones were seriously injured. Every time the weather changes, the master's arm hurts very much, and he is not in the mood to eat." Ed said distressedly.

Hearing this, Lin Zhi felt a little uncomfortable.He suddenly thought of Lan Guangxi. Lan Guangxi had been in and out of the battlefield for many years. He didn't know if he was injured or if he had any chronic diseases that could not be recovered.

"Uncle housekeeper, there is an earthen prescription in my hometown that can relieve this kind of pain, do you want me to try it?" Lin Zhi said.As a time traveler, it's time to show the miracle.

……

Seeing Lin Zhi and Ed entering his room, Ke Lin, who was resting with his eyes closed, frowned and said, "What are you doing here without my permission?"

"Come in and help you!" Lin Zhi held a plate in his hand, on which were a row of small glass jars, a stack of cotton balls and alcohol.

Lin Zhi introduced with a serious expression: "This is a secret method that has been lost in ancient times. It is very effective in treating bone pain in rainy days."

"Get out." Colin snapped.

"Don't shy away from medical treatment. Let me try it once. It will be very effective for your arm. I guarantee that you will fall in love with it after one try." Lin Zhi coaxed.

"Nonsense, Ed, throw him out." Colin's face darkened.

"Sir, try it." Ed didn't move, but persuaded Colin instead.

When reasoning doesn't work, force is the only option.

After Colin's right arm was caught by Ed, Lin Zhi stepped forward and squatted beside Colin's bed, picked up the jar and said in a low voice, "Uncle housekeeper, watch my actions, if it works, you can help your master even on rainy days in the future." Do it."

Ed nodded earnestly.

Perhaps it was because Ke Lin's arm was really hurting, he was powerless to stop his subordinates from committing crimes, so he could only let Lin Zhi do whatever he wanted with a gloomy face.Before long, a row of lovely glass jars stood on his arms.

Gundam: "How do you become a good person?"

Lin Zhi: "The next rainy day, when their master and servant are cupping at home, I will empty out his sheepfold."

Looking at Ke Lin who was resting, and Butler Aide who was practicing cupping with his own arm, Lin Zhi already had a plan in mind.