The daily life of a man as a monk

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As we all know, Eldest Brother is a very charismatic man.His charm is as turbulent as the surging sea, as cool as countless original male protagonists.

He is the son of the chosen one.He is the legendary Long Aotian himself!

His charm is to make countless outstanding youth representatives on the mountain and down the mountain want to be his good brother.

The kind that can go to the bathroom together.

Just like what a great man named Zha San once said, the essence of brotherhood is that good brothers walk together, whoever leaves the group first is the dog.

But now, Eldest Brother, the good brother whom the little friends keep on top of all the time, has really become that hateful dog who escaped from the group.

It's really hateful, hateful, and insane!

The brothers all showed envious and jealous eyes when they saw the cool and daring beauty of the big brother.

They really want a partner too! Damn it!

Woo woo woo.

Everyone is also the pride of heaven, the same handsome representative of outstanding youth, and also received nine years of compulsory education. Why is the senior brother so lucky?

Even looking for a partner, you can find a beautiful master, even though the master is a man.

But really, really enviable!

Who doesn't want to have the beautiful love story between apprentice and master that only appears in this kind of novel?

The most enviable thing is that the senior brother's master is not only rich, handsome and powerful, but also ingenious and able to do all kinds of housework.

Look at the handsome backs of people who walk towards the kitchen after seeing the breakfast in the hands of their friends, the skillful way they make breakfast, and the cool and heroic posture when they arrange the dishes.

Not to mention the other friends, even O Doudou, who made the love breakfast with her own hands, can only look at at least eight kinds of breakfast made by the master, autistically turning a blind eye to her monotonous sandwich, and then pretending that there is no It looks like eating breakfast at the big brother's house, eating and drinking.

While rubbing against each other, the little friends couldn't help but shed sad tears from the single dog.

God!In this world, how could there be someone as virtuous as Master?

The breakfast he made was even more delicious than that made by a five-star restaurant!

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Master, a handsome swordsman with both talent and cooking skills, nothing in this world can defeat him.

Oh, except for having babies and fixing plumbing.

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After enjoying Master's delicious love breakfast at the senior brother's house, the little friends were satisfied, and put aside their exquisite images, and slumped on the sofa at the senior brother's house, showing their true nature as pig boys.

There are even happy little flowers on the handsome faces that can easily fascinate passers-by by putting them outside.

Ah, this is what it feels like to be full.

Ah, how cool.

But even if they are so happy that people are intoxicated, Xiao Maruko and Long Dandan did not forget to explain to the senior brother their original purpose of looking for him and invite them to form a team.After getting the consent of the big brother to form a team, the exquisite pig boy Xiaowanzi who was promoted to the good teammate of the big brother held his hand.

The master, who was making tea, paused and silently looked at the hands they held.

Xiao Maruko didn't notice this, he looked at the senior brother sincerely, and shouted to the senior senior brother in a voice that was caused by insufficient blood supply to the brain after eating and drinking, "Brother Tian~"

The little friends couldn't help shaking their goosebumps from his sweet voice.

And the elder brother was ruthless, even in the face of such a disgusting voice, he didn't change his face, and pulled his hand out of Xiaowanzi's claws.

What's the friendship between Maruko and senior brother?A good brother who drank wine and looked at the moon and talked about poetry and dreams!How could he be easily defeated by the ruthless attitude of the elder brother?

So the voice of Xiaowanzi calling the big brother became more affectionate, "Brother Tian~~"

The elder brother glanced at him, and there seemed to be four large characters written in his cold eyes, "Fart, let go".

Maruko said sweetly, "Do you know the beach? It's the huge beach in the east of the city, the one with many beautiful girls."

To be reasonable, the big brother just went down the mountain not long ago, and he hasn't even been to the big shopping mall in the city center, let alone that bastard beach that crosses half of the city.

Moreover, places like the beach only belong to two categories in the brain of the sword master who is more terrifying than straight men. One is the holy place where sword repairers use to chop waves to practice their swordsmanship every day, and the other is an exciting battlefield for fighting. .

Remember when the big brother was young and frivolous.He has not yet lost his baby fat, one person and one sword. It is there that he left a good memory of single-handedly fighting the dragon, and he also brought back the dragon tooth, the ultimate material for the master to forge the master's favorite sword.

The beauty of that time, even in retrospect now, still makes him have endless aftertaste.

Especially when he touched his love sword.

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The dragon who was beaten and had his front teeth pulled out: Go to hell!Sword repair!

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It doesn't matter if the elder brother doesn't understand the beauty of the beach with countless beautiful girls, but Xiaowanzi understands!

Xiao Maruko has been unrestrained in his life, and his biggest dream is to find a fair-skinned, beautiful young lady with long legs as his girlfriend. For him, Shidong Beach, where there are countless young ladies, is the holy land of his first love in his dreams.

Therefore, whenever he mentions it, he is full of fiery enthusiasm.

However, the elder brother who is a sword repairer will probably never be able to understand the mysterious inner world of Xiaowanzi.Looking at the passionate|passionate little Maruko, the big brother couldn't help but ask, "There is a girl, so?"

Maruko's eyes glowed, "Girl! Bikini!"

The big brother didn't know what a bikini was, but he still respected his little friend's heart and nodded calmly, "So?"

Maruko asked, "Aren't you excited? We're going there soon!"

The elder brother let out an "oh" and asked, "So, why are you going?"

Maruko said, "Because of the draft."

The elder brother asked in confusion, "What does the draft have to do with the beach?"

As soon as this was mentioned, Maruko clenched her fists excitedly, "Of course it has something to do with it, this is a draft, and it's a draft for the men's team!"

The elder brother still didn't understand, Xiaowanzi had no choice but to show his dear partner Long Dandan with his eyes.

Long Dandan is worthy of being a good friend who has been with Xiaowanzi for many years. Xiaowanzi's eyes connect with Longdandan's heart. Without a word, he immediately put down the tea made by his master and began to cooperate with Xiaowanzi's performance.

I saw Maruko put his fist on his left chest, raised his head and looked at the ceiling at a beautiful 45-degree angle, his expression was like a great and resolute little red fighter, "Brother."

Long Dandan responded affectionately, "Yes."

Maruko asked sincerely, "Do you know what program we are on?"

Long Dandan said, "It's a talent show for forming the number one men's team in China."

Maruko asked, "Then do you know what the essence of a boy group is?"

Long Dandan replied very firmly, "For Miss Sister's love!"

Maruko nodded in relief, "What do we need?"

Long Dandan clenched his fist and said resolutely, "It's the face!"

At this moment, Xiaowanzi seemed to be infected by Long Dandan's perseverance, and couldn't help raising her voice, "What else?"

Long Dandan stood up and shouted, "Flesh|body!"

Maruko was excited, "So where are we going?"

Long Dandan straightened his arms and raised his fist above his head. Although his face was expressionless, his voice was full of passion|passion, "Beach!"

Xiaowanzi was very satisfied, and couldn't help applauding Long Dandan's cooperation more fiercely than a seal. While applauding, he still looked at the elder brother, "Brother Tian, ​​do you understand now?"

The big brother didn't feel any fluctuations in his heart, and even wanted to leave the group on the spot.

But as a swordsman with a sense of responsibility and self-control, how could the elder brother give up his teammates so easily because of their sand sculptures?Just like his two sand sculpture brothers.

After so many years, didn't the eldest brother still not kill them?

Therefore, the elder brother resisted the desire to hit someone, stared blankly at the two newly promoted teammates for a while, and then sighed sincerely, "You should not come to the draft."

Maruko asked puzzled, "Why?"

Eldest brother: "You guys should go and act."

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Xiaowanzi and Long Dandan, two actors who were delayed by the talent show.

Although, Maruko is an extremely annoying city boy who is easy to deceive.Although, Long Dandan is a sword repair talent who is not proficient in expression management at all like the senior brother.

However, they are really more suitable for acting than the men's team draft.

The elder brother even suspected that if they hadn't participated in the draft, these two people might have won Oscars by now.

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The playwright teenagers didn't know the high opinion of the elder brother in his heart, but this did not delay their joy from the affirmation of the elder brother.

Little Maruko looked at the elder brother's big Kazilan-like eyes full of sparkling little stars, even Long Dandan's Xiaojun who seemed to have been paralyzed all over his face was blushed with embarrassment.

Xiao Maruko patted her head in embarrassment, and said hehe, "Brother Tian, ​​you have said too much. But we both like singing and dancing more than acting. It's like me, I like dancing more."

Long Dandan nodded shyly when he heard the words, "Yes, I prefer to sing."

When the elder brother heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, and his eyes looking at Long Dandan were full of his expectations for the future of this apprentice.

Like to sing, what does that mean?It may not mean much at the bottom of the mountain, but it is different on the mountain.

Don't look at the small Po Guan where the senior brother and the master stayed, there are a group of sand sculptures who only blow rainbow farts every day, but it is the first view in the practice world anyway.What about moon festivals and year festivals? There are sacrifices in other temples, but there are not many in their Xiaopo temple.

And as a big brother, according to the rules, all the sacrifices, large and small, can't be absent under normal circumstances. Except for the annual sacrifice, which must be presided over by the head of the master and the head of the master, what kind of month sacrifice? He had to preside over the small sacrifices in person, and the pressure was not ordinary.

What's more, senior brother is still a swordsman.

Sword cultivator is different from other people who are proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, playing, playing and singing. The usual daily classes are only practicing swords and swords.So, let the elder brother, a senior swordsman, preside over the kind of sacrifice that requires singing scriptures and dancing to the great god, what is the difference between embarrassing him?

God knows how many times the elder brother wanted to smash the altar in Guanli.

But now it's all right, the senior brother has an apprentice!

The first of Guanli's next generation of disciples, he still likes to sing.

Is this still available?

At this moment, the elder brother seemed to see the dawn of liberation, he couldn't help stretching out his hand, and lovingly licked his beloved apprentice's dog's head.

Long Dandan didn't know what inspired his master's deep love, but this did not prevent him from enjoying his father's love.But this scene of father's kindness and son's filial piety hurt Xiao Maruko's fragile heart.

Xiao Maruko was so jealous that the wall was separated, and for a moment, evil came from his heart, interrupting the two people, "So Tian, ​​have you decided what to sing when we go to the beach?"

The elder brother paused, "Sing?"

Long Dandan also looked blank, "Ah? Are we going to sing? Isn't it to shoot a promotional video?"

The jealous Xiaowanzi glared at him viciously, and said, "What are you thinking? Our show is already on the air, how could it be possible to just make a promotional video? Of course it's going to be a stage."

The eldest brother asked, "What arena?"

Xiao Maruko explained, "It's a singing and dancing arena. After all, performing under the sea breeze and the scorching sun is also a test for the men's group."

Eldest brother is thoughtful.

This is Xiao Maruko and said again, "I heard from the director that singing and dancing is a designated requirement this time, and the title is optional. So, Brother Tian, ​​have you decided?"

The big brother suddenly fell silent.

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Senior brother, a perfect, cool, powerful swordsman who has never been defeated by anyone except his master.

He can't sing or dance, but now the friends want him to decide the next singing and dancing show.

Difficult, really too difficult.

Seeing how difficult it was for the elder brother, O Doudou, who was silently watching on the sidelines, finally couldn't stand it anymore.

As a financial emperor of a generation, who is omnipotent at the foot of the mountain, he is called "father" by countless men and women at the foot of the mountain, how can Oududou embarrass his beloved idol?

Therefore, the omnipotent Oududou mobilized his superb business acumen to put forward a shocking suggestion to his friends, "If you have no inspiration, why not go to a nightclub."

The friends stared blankly at him, thinking back to the thundering music in the nightclub on TV, the colorful and exciting lights, and the countless sexy girls with long legs, and the next moment they all let out thunder like applause.

Long Dandan: "Nightclub!!"

Maruko: "Miss!!"

Second Senior Brother: "Bondi!!"

Third Senior Brother: "Ghosts!!"

Senior brother, master: "..."

Wait, when did these two come?

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Second Senior Brother and Third Senior Brother: Master is doing breakfast.

Ah, Master's breakfast, it smells so good.

Even the dogs who have been fooling around all night can be woken up by the fragrance through the wall.