The daily life of a man as a monk

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Nightclub, a mysterious and charming place, you can hear the wildness hidden inside just by listening to the name.As soon as the cool name came out, even the little friends who grew up in the city under the mountain trembled, as if they were secretly going to the taboo place in the mouth of thousands of old fathers and mothers, full of joy. The pleasure of immorality.

Especially when going with friends, the joy of making mistakes together is as exciting as forming a team and skipping classes together in school days.

What's more, there are children from the legendary next-door family like the elder brother participating in this excitement.

Is there anything in this world more exciting than leading good students to make mistakes?

No!

Even being caught by the teacher at that time is full of excitement!

The little friends were so excited just thinking about it, they screamed like groundhogs.

And as a good student who is about to be led astray, the senior brother himself looked at the group of excited groundhogs in front of him, and didn't quite understand their complicated psychological process.

So he asked, "What happened to the nightclub?"

When the groundhogs saw that Senior Brother was so pure, you looked at me, I looked at you, and when they looked at Senior Senior Brother again, their eyes were already flickering green like wolves like chicken thieves, "Nightclubs are fun, aka It's a taboo place for good students."

The elder brother nodded half-understanding, "So what does it have to do with me?"

The groundhogs said, "Because Brother Tian, ​​you are a good student among us."

The elder brother replied very quickly, "No, I am not."

Now the second and third senior brothers disagreed.

Leaving aside the face of the big brother who can tell the righteousness of the protagonist at a glance, just relying on his strength in fighting invincible opponents all over the world since he was a child, and his heroic record of dominating the arena for many years. Not a good student, even the second and third senior brothers are not even as good as scumbags.

Although the second senior brother and the third senior brother are not as good as the senior senior brother, they are at least recognized as the light of the orthodox Taoist sect by the whole practice world. Do they want to save face?

So the second senior brother didn't even think about it, and retorted vigorously, "Brother Tian, ​​why are you not? Thinking about your achievements in learning gods for so many years, won't your conscience hurt?"

The elder brother glanced at him lightly.

Although the young senior brother is a principled swordsman, he really wants to tell his dear second brother that their swordsmen don't need a conscience, all they need is the rules of swordsmanship.

However, the senior brother knows that even though his second junior brother is a big pig's hoof who blows rainbow farts every day, his heart is more naive and fragile than the junior junior sister who was born as a little princess.

If the elder brother told the cruel truth about sword cultivation, the second junior brother would probably shatter the third view, and then take the opportunity to roll around on the ground and hug his thigh to make all kinds of suffocating sand sculpture requests.

For example, go to the bathroom together and compare the indescribable length or something.

To be honest, since childhood, the upright and kind elder brother has been tortured like this countless times.

Look, even the expression on his face was tortured.

It's miserable, really.

In order to prevent himself from falling into the pain of being dragged to the toilet or take a bath together again, the elder brother replied very tactfully, "I am a sword cultivator."

The second senior brother didn't know, so, "What's wrong with the sword repair?"

The elder brother said, "Sword repair, enter the Tao by killing."

The second senior brother suddenly realized.

Everyone in the practice world knows that sword repair is a very magical species.

As the saying goes, every sword cultivator is an angel with broken wings in the previous life. They are cold and cool, with paralyzed faces and cruelty.The Taoist priests of other people's families are mediocre and let nature take its course, while the Taoist priests of their family are all middle-aged and second-year youths who fight and kill to stop killing.

And even if this group of second-year youths don't have the lofty ideals of day-to-day like the big brothers and masters, their life principle is that no one offends me, I can offend others, and if anyone offends me, kill them.

In general, it basically runs counter to the principles of good students.

Thinking of the cruel principles of sword cultivation, the second senior brother couldn't help feeling deeply moved, and patted the senior senior brother on the shoulder, "It's okay, brother Tian. Have you ever heard a saying that is popular in the mountains?"

The elder brother shook his head.

The second brother said, "Although I drink, smoke and fight, I know that I am a good boy."

The elder brother didn't speak, just looked at him silently from the corner of his eyes, that cold eyes seemed to be filled with contempt for the sand sculptures.

The third senior brother scoffed at this, "Thanks to you being born at the foot of the mountain, this kind of ancient non-mainstream rhetoric can be used on senior senior brother."

The second senior brother glanced at him, "What's the matter? Are you dissatisfied? My brother Tian is so cool, and he is more popular than other non-mainstream nobles. Why can't he use it?"

The third senior brother asked disdainfully, "Eldest senior brother is a non-mainstream aristocrat, can you compare?"

He hooked the elder brother's neck, grabbed the elder brother's hand and touched it, then pointed to his face, "Look at my elder brother's slender fingers. Look at my elder brother's sharp eyes. Look at his suffocating handsome face."

The second senior brother's eyes followed the third senior brother's movements and looked left and right at the senior senior brother.Although it is a fact that the senior brother is very handsome, but the second senior brother has seen it for so many years, and now no matter how much he looks at it, he can't see any flowers.

So, he hugged his chest and said, "I saw it, what's the matter?"

The third senior brother snorted coldly, "Could it be an ordinary fight if my senior brother fought?"

As he said that, he patted the handsome little face of the elder brother, proudly pointed his nostrils to the sky, and continued, "My elder brother is so arrogant, the one who hits is Aotian who has always made countless heroes shut up." frame!"

Senior Brother: "..."

I understand the truth, but if you blow fart, you can blow fart, why do you touch me?

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The onlooker master looked at the two nephews who were blowing rainbow farts everywhere, and then at the hands of the third nephew, calmly pulled out his sword from the storage bag, and wiped it silently.

Is it to cut off the left hand of the third nephew hooking his disciple's neck?Or cut off his right hand that touched his lover's face?

Well, forget it.

Or just cut off the head.

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The poor third senior brother was so coquettish, but he didn't know how big a crisis he was about to face.Fortunately, he still has a reliable elder brother, who slapped his annoying thief away in time, and saved his precarious dog head from the master's hand in time.

Although, the third senior brother himself didn't know what happened to him just now.

He only knew that the elder brother's slap was so powerful and indifferent, it almost broke his delicate boy's heart.

The third senior brother was heartbroken, and when he looked at the senior senior brother for a while, even his eyelashes, which were as white as Shaobai's head, trembled.If those fragile little fairy-like eyes were left outside, countless people would be heartbroken and exclaimed.

However, standing in front of him is the senior brother, a ruthless swordsman who can easily break even the fantasy romance dreams of the junior sisters.Facing such a heartbroken Third Senior Brother, he didn't even bother to give him a look.

But what can the third brother do?Can he get revenge or what?He and senior brother are the best brothers.

So, under the cold eyes of the senior brother, the third senior brother had no choice but to leave the senior senior brother's room, and led his stupid pig-hoofed object and his friends to wander around the downtown mall for a day, and She thoughtfully brought back a gift for the elder brother who was squatting in the room and living a two-person world with his master.

Also a very useful gift.

Ah, my God!How can there be such a kind little fairy boy in this world who doesn't hold grudges like him?

The kind-hearted Third Senior Brother held up the expensive gift that he bought for Senior Senior Brother, and was almost moved by his kindness to tears in the corners of his eyes. "Senior Senior Brother, I carefully selected this for you. I give it to you!"

Senior Brother: "..."

The senior brother looked at the jeans in the hands of his third junior brother, which were more tattered than the boxer briefs of the programmer under the mountain, and fell silent.

This, is it still called not holding grudges?

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As a male god of sword repair who is as proud as a dragon, the eldest brother has perfectly inherited the excellent character of his master since he was a child.

Not only is she strong, but she also likes to squat at home.Since I was a child, I haven't been out of any mountains, disconnected from the Internet and games, and don't even watch TV.Except for the usual daily sports activities, the whole life is like a veteran cadre.

But now, his third junior brother, a dharma cultivator who looks like an ancient fairy boy, is holding up something more tattered than Shan Xia's boxers and telling him that it is a carefully selected gift for him, an old cadre.

The elder brother couldn't help asking his younger brother a heart-wrenching question, "What is this?"

The third brother said, "Jeans."

The elder brother pointed to the trouser legs that were shorter than boxers, "Why is there a hole in it?"

The third senior brother answered clearly, "Because these are ripped jeans. Senior brother, don't look at them as a piece of rag, but they are actually a popular style in the society at the bottom of the mountain, and many famous celebrities wear them."

The senior brother didn't speak, but just gave the third senior brother a deep look.

Obviously, although the elder brother is a veteran sword repair cadre who knows nothing about the society at the bottom of the mountain, he doesn't believe the nonsense of the third senior brother at all.

After all, his third junior brother looks like a dog and looks very reliable, but in essence he is an invisible trotter who is good at talking nonsense with his eyes open.Just before going down the mountain, this pig's trotter has been stunned for countless times, if it wasn't for the kindness and purity of the original senior brother who didn't know the dangers of society, he would have been beaten to death long ago.

And now, the elder brother has come into contact with the dangerous society under the mountain, even if it is not long, he will never be deceived by this hateful three pig's trotters again.

Therefore, the senior brother turned his attention to the second senior brother.

However, the third senior brother is a pig's trotter, so why not the second senior brother?

As the number one trotter in Xiaopoguan, the second senior brother has never failed to live up to the expectations of his friends.Even in the face of the elder brother's deep and ferocious eyes, he still remained firm and sincerely nodded to the elder brother, "Yes, that's right, it's fashionable and fashionable. Brother Tian, ​​listen Mine, you want to be a c-person debut man, you won't be able to do it if you're not fashionable."

To be honest, as a man of swordsmanship with principles and moral cultivation, Eldest Brother has always had a good attitude of doing his best and doing his best.For this reason, he even did not hesitate to borrow a handbook for cultivating idols from his well-read little junior sister before going down the mountain.Therefore, as an idol, you have to follow the rules of fashion and so on, the elder brother still understands a little bit.

But the problem is that the elder brother can't understand what fashion his juniors are talking about, and he even suspects that his juniors are partnering with him again.However, no matter how he tried to force him with sharp eyes, his juniors didn't change their faces, which made the senior brother shake again.

Is it possible that tattered boxers are really the current trend?

Eldest brother is dubious.

In this regard, the second senior brother who is from the mountain explained, "Brother Tian, ​​you don't know something. Now the fashion bloggers in the mountain are looking for sexiness, which is the figure. And you have a figure like you, brother Tian, ​​with wide shoulders and thin waist. With long legs and eight-pack abs, he is definitely the man of their dreams."

The elder brother nodded half-understanding, "What does that have to do with the boxers?"

The second senior brother retorted firmly when he heard the words, "Why not? Brother Tian, ​​do you know what is the most fascinating selling point about you?"

Big Brother: "?"

The second senior brother gave a charming smile, "You're a tender ass boy!"

Big Brother: "..."

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Senior Brother: What qualifications do you have to speak with a peach buttocks?

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The master silently set his eyes on his disciple's ass.

Ah, really, Aitu's butt is really sticky.

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The author has something to say:

I'm irritable, I have an upset stomach and insomnia recently, I can't even do sand sculptures