[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness

When Karen knew that the humanoid shark was a "friend" who lived in Mark's house, Karen really had nothing to say, but she also apologized for her previous behavior. Everything seemed normal, except that She was very dissatisfied with the fact that Mark hadn't come back yet.

What she didn't know was that Mark had already thought of hundreds of ways to get Eduardo to come with him, but unfortunately, he failed.

Eduardo was almost the bridge between Mark and the world of normal people before. Without Eduardo, Mark would not be able to act like a normal person. Now, he wants to move Eduardo, which is simply a dream.

In fact, Mark doesn't know why Eduardo is different from before. Eduardo used to understand him so well and understand him... But now, he doesn't tolerate himself at all. This is simply the way of winning in Mark's life. There's a roadblock coming up, and if Mark hadn't matured so much, then he's sure he'd go mad with rage and do something, something really terrible.

Mark breathed and breathed and breathed.He needs to calm himself before Eduardo thinks he's an asshole again.Mark wasn't an asshole - he used his tongue, but couldn't get it out of it in the end.

If you say it, there will be a kind of self-deprecating meaning, and Mark doesn't want this.

Mark was by Eduardo's side and followed him all the time. No matter what Eduardo did, he refused to leave, as if he was stuck to Eduardo.

But Eduardo turned a blind eye to Mark's performance, and he even winked at the waitress in the cafe!

Mark sat on the side, puffed up his cheeks and watched Eduardo take away the cookie that the waitress gave him, which caused Mark's EQ to soar to [-] in an instant, and his IQ dropped to negative, so he rushed over , grabbed the cookie in Eduardo's hand, and patted it in front of the waitress. The cookie made a crisp sound of "pop", which made the waitress tremble.

Eduardo glared at Mark.

But Mark's face was puffed up, and his eyes were definitely full of impulsiveness and courage without fear.

"What are you going to do?" Eduardo frowned and asked.

"She's seducing you! I have to make sure she doesn't succeed!" Mark pointed at the cookie and yelled, "She's a bad woman, seduce you!"

"She didn't." Eduardo gritted his teeth and touched his forehead weakly with one hand, "And it has nothing to do with you whether she is flirting with me, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

"Watuo...you don't want me?" Mark pouted, looking at Mark pitifully like a little corgi abandoned by his owner, "Do you really want me? Dustin said I should wear a sign around my neck that says 'Master please adopt me' and show it to you, so I have already ordered it, what kind of sign do you think is better? I let them make it?"

Eduardo stuffed the coffee into Mark's hand, and he couldn't bear Mark's self-talk anymore—even if he was indeed cute by Mark's expression just now, it didn't mean he would compromise for it!

He will never make the same mistake again.

What's more, Charles told him so many things about Mark in his mind-Mark couldn't shield his mind with a weird helmet like Lanshere, so Charles really knew Mark deeply enough, Deep enough to dig Mark out of the hole in the ground and throw him into the well to wash well enough to see clearly some hidden things that he doesn't even know-for example, Mark believes that emotions are not the same thing as the body, just as He thinks his Facebook is not the same thing as his feelings for Eduardo.

And this is the most unacceptable thing for Eduardo.

Eduardo is a conventional man, a conventional, normal, human being.

These few attributes defined his moral sense and bottom line before the term human.

If he had initially told Mark that he loved him and would do anything for him...then Mark would have responded by saying he loved him, but in reality, maybe... just for the upfront investment he had.

Because at that time, they were not yet at the level of being good friends who could have sex together.

This is what Eduardo has always been unable to accept.

The so-called difference between a genius and a mortal.

But Pete was well taught by him - Pete was a genius!

Thinking of his son, Eduardo couldn't help feeling proud. He thought it was entirely because of his education. Although his son Pete inherited Mark's brain, he also inherited the emotional and moral bottom line of normal people. , This must have come from him.

The tragic Eduardo probably has never heard of the saying that falling in love with a person will make him more and more like this person.

Because he's kind of like Mark now... thinking he's awesome.

It's a pity that Mark didn't give him time to be intoxicated. He took a sip of the coffee stuffed by Eduardo and said with a satisfied face: "Two parts of sugar, one part of milk and a little chocolate - this is my taste , our taste, Hua Duo, why do you still like me and accept that woman's cookie?"

It has nothing to do with cookies!

Eduardo almost covered his face and ran out of the coffee shop, but before Mark left, he gave the waitress a fierce look before running out after Eduardo.

Oh my god!

Mark glared at the waitress with an aggrieved face that he hadn't seen in thousands of years. If others didn't know, they really thought the waitress had hurt him.

However, he is so shameless.

Shamelessly rushing to grab Eduardo, regardless of whether Eduardo is willing to go with him, and leaning his head on Eduardo with the advantage of height difference-Mark Zuckerberg is not only a jerk, but also a Shameless Bichi, his business card is really correct.

Eduardo was pulling Mark down hard, but Mark was trying to cling to him like Siamese twins.

People passing by watching this scene will make a disgusted face, while others will smile knowingly.

An old woman shook her head and yelled at Mark, "Boy, there's only one way to get your boyfriend back to you, a true love kiss!"

"You dare to kiss me, Zuckerberg, and I'll send you down the coast of California, straight to the sucker of an octopus!" Eduardo threatened him.

Mark pouted and accused Eduardo of "evilness" with his innocent blue eyes, while the old woman next to him laughed like a chrysanthemum.

But anyway, Mark moved Eduardo with Karen's arrival and made him walk to his door.

However, after pushing the door open, the scene inside is such that Eduardo can't help but punch Mark again-Karen is moving on the floor with a pile of dirty clothes, and Beasty is fighting with Lanshere's trousers Pete and Pietro were in the kitchen helping Karen look after the cooking pots, while Wanda was lying on the ground watching a little spider crawling around—literally a spider.

As for Charles, he was about to yell out his throat—"Wanda, don't play with spiders! Eric, my friend, can you stop wrestling with Beast? Take care of these things and help Karen! Pietro , don’t be so fast, slow down and slow down, enjoy life!”

As a result, even Dustin started watching spiders crawling on the ground with Wanda.

"Damn God, why do you have spiders in your house!?" Eduardo walked over to catch the spider, but the spider was so smart that it ran to the kitchen, and when he saw it again By the time, it had fallen on Pete.

"My God!" Eduardo horrified.

What if it was a poisonous spider?

What if that was a bacteria-laden spider?

What if it was a venomous and bacterial spider?

If only one...

"Dad, this is my pet, you can call her 'Nana'." Pete stroked the spider's head like a pet dog, and the spider did rub it with one of its legs Pete's fingers, even... Eduardo assured him that he'd seen spiders actually unleash psychic blasts—the heart-shaped ones.

Why did his son have a spider as a pet after only seeing him for half a day?

Eduardo looked at Pete, and Pete shrugged helplessly: "I found Nana in a pet shop outside of Facebook, she was almost killed, because no one liked her, so I decided to buy her and raise her gone."

"This...it's nice and caring." Mark interjected appropriately, like a normal human being.

"Don't be funny." Pete rolled his eyes at him, "This is a spider that normal people would find scary, but by the way, do you know how many species of spiders are found in nature and each of them has What kind of special ability? Just like an ant, we say that an ant is very small, but it can lift things with a mass that is more than a hundred times its own weight. In the same way, the spider is the same. Not only is it strong, but it is also A beautiful woman. Do you know how beautiful she is? In other words, if she is in the wild, there will be countless male spiders courting her, which is absolutely unmatched by you, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

Mark suffered another knowing blow.

"And, she likes me!" Pete finally announced the most terrible news, "Daddy, I think I'm going to marry her...if she can wait for me to grow up."