[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness
Chapter 22
Pete's words were already about to make Eduardo faint.
Of course he knows that Pete is precocious and smart, but precocious enough to fall in love with a spider is too much!
Unfortunately, as a precocious child, Pete already had too much freedom, so Eduardo still couldn't persuade him to give up his Nana spider, but he also promised to let Nana stay where she should stay Place - such as a glass aquarium or something.
Pete touched Nana and told her not to run around, but the spider really didn't run around, just lying on its stomach in the glass tank, like an obedient puppy.
"So, Pete, you have to wash your hands before you come back and help me in the kitchen, how about it?" Karen finally packed those clothes, and like the battlefield of World War III, she won, Turn around, she said to Pete.
Pete had no resistance to older women.
He nodded with a smirk, and ran to wash his hands.
As he ran to wash his hands, Karen had to praise Eduardo: "My God, Waldo, your little Pete is so much like you, but his hair is not so obedient-but I have to say , he is really cute and good at kitchen work?"
"He has been very sensible since he was a child. Of course he is not much older now." Eduardo laughed, and the slightly fine lines at the corners of his eyes showed his hard work over the years. Indeed, a man has a baby and takes care of the company. This kind of life is not something everyone can adapt to, especially when he was just graduating—or not even graduating.
Karen didn't know that Pete crawled out of Eduardo's stomach. If she knew, she would lament the child's difficulty even more and turn around and beat Mark hard-for the grandson.
But Karen knows that single dads are often more miserable than single moms.
Because no single dad who loves children can give the baby a comforting breastfeeding when the baby is crying at night, and rubber nipples are not as good as skin-to-skin contact, so she is also a little unsure about such a one. Will the mature Eduardo still have a crush on her boy?
Her son has always been childish and...genius, with a heartbreakingly low EQ.
Of course, thinking this way is also based on the fact that she doesn't know what her son has done. If she knew, she would still beat him up, in various senses.
"I know how to bring up children, Hua Duo, it must be very hard for a man to raise a gifted child, I understand," Karen's mother-like expression moved Edward, "You know, under normal circumstances It is very difficult to take a baby away from its mother, because mothers have irreplaceable talents in caring for children, and as mothers, most of them cannot leave their children...so," she looked at Eduardo with pity , "You have worked so hard all these years, my child."
"I won't take Pete away by force." Mark interjected.
"Shut up, Mark, it's none of your business," Karen scolded him.
"Why? You said that the child needs a mother, and that the mother cannot do without the child...so I won't take Pete away." Mark said seriously, while Darth, who was lying on the ground teasing Wanda, Ting was so frightened that he was about to cry, he looked quite normal, but...he opened his mouth and eyes wide, as if he saw the most incomprehensible thing in the universe finally born.
"Shut up, Zuckerberg!" Eduardo also scolded Mark sharply.
"I don't understand why you guys want me to shut up, it has nothing to do with me and I didn't do anything wrong, I didn't even get Pete back after I found out he was my son - so I I don’t understand what I did wrong again this time!” Mark pouted, pouted his neck forward, as if he wanted to fight against the whole world, “Watuo, I don’t understand why you don’t want to be with me, so we can We can raise Pete together, and, not only Pete, we can have another daughter, a daughter who is not so talented!" He pointed at Wanda, but something unhealthy came to his mind.
However, what Mark said was too exciting for Karen.She stood aside, the pot in her hand fell—fortunately, Pietro caught it—and stared at Mark, then turned her head to look at Eduardo in horror, and finally, her eyes fixed on Peter.
Pete, looks a lot like Eduardo, but the curly hair is so obvious, and... the kid looks very different, very different, and he might have a harder time communicating with other people than Mark at some point Communication... So, this is Mark's kid?
So... why does he look so much like Eduardo?
Is it really like what Mark said...?
Karen rushed to Pete, picked him up and took a closer look, then she rushed to Eduardo angrily and yelled at him: "Peter is really Mark's son?!"
Eduardo said nothing.
Mark quickly went on: "So we should be together and restore our relationship!"
"No!" Pete yelled back, "You are only half of the gene provider, I don't recognize you as my other father, you... just provided me with a miqingzi!"
"Oh my God, Pete, how old are you? You can't keep talking about Mi Qingzi!" Karen put Pete down.
"But I'm telling the truth!" Pete didn't care, "Zuckerberg is a real jerk, he even compulsively moved my dad's company here when my dad was unconscious, but I think I want to eat Singapore’s barbecue jerky and fish fillets!” Although his favorite is hot dogs, he must say something that is not available in the United States to accuse Mark of being vicious—just like the black witch in fairy tales.
Karen started to have a headache again. She didn't know how it happened. As Mark's mother, she certainly knew that her son had flaws, and the flaws were not small. Being a mother is tolerable, especially, being Mark's mother.
She even felt her stomach being clenched by a strange hand.
Karen doesn't believe in those weird things. She is Jewish and she believes in God, but that doesn't mean she believes that men can have children. Therefore, Mark's words sounded a little crazy to her ears.
She rushed over, grabbed Mark's hand, and pushed him to the corner: "You need to reflect, Mark, you need to reflect! Tonight, you will have no computer to touch—trust me, no computer! No mobile phone!"
If dealing with ordinary children requires telling them that they will not have dinner at night or that they will have no pocket money tomorrow as a punishment, then for Mark, telling him that he has no computer or mobile phone all night is the real horror.
Mark wanted to refute, but Karen acted more quickly. She directly unplugged Mark's computer, put it in a state of rest, and even put it in front of her, so that Mark would never touch it.
I have to say that for people like Mark who can't be dealt with with normal thinking, it is the most correct way to use his mother.
"Huado, you can't always give Mark a reason to hurt you." Karen sighed, "Forget it, let's eat and let him reflect."
Pietro has already helped to set the table, while Dustin is used to eating on the sofa with food in his arms, and the humanoid shark Lanshere is adhering to the German's usual old-fashioned, sitting in the guest's position by the table, and even approaching Charles .
"So, Charles, you are Huado's friend?" Karen was still used to talking when eating.
"Yes, Mrs. Zuckerberg." Charles added some pepper sauce to his steak, "Actually, this is a long story, but Eduardo is indeed a good friend, and he helped me in many ways. "
Indeed, although there were only three days, Eduardo used these three days to choose a better development direction for Charles' school, and even formulated a series of economic plans for him—different from Lansheer, a humanoid shark. , what Eduardo designed is a real direction of making money and a real economic control plan, which can be regarded as the best news for Charles.
Charles knew he couldn't make Eric a little bit more reasonable, but he knew that Xavier Academy might not have survived without Eric's been fighting ordinary people and him leading the X-Men against them ——Although Eric's original intention was not to protect mutants, he did achieve a part, but from another perspective, he did a worse job.
Charles can't tell Eric everything, he can't even reveal that Pietro and Wanda are their children, once it is revealed, ordinary people will think that he and Eric are acting, the two of them have nothing to do with each other. There is no difference, and then...the mutants are besieged—everything is indistinguishable from the world Logan saw in another timeline, no difference...It means that all efforts are in vain, so he can't take the risk .
Charles was long past the age where he could think that love could save the world.
And the economic idea that Eduardo gave him is too useful - he has the ability to detect people's hearts and Eduardo has given him financial support for the next few decades, then... His only hope is to go back, in his In that world, if we can cooperate with the government and support the correct electors every time, at least...it can prevent the presidents from opposing mutants.
Those who play politics have a dirty heart.
Charles cuts steaks and plans for the future of his children.
Of course he knows that Pete is precocious and smart, but precocious enough to fall in love with a spider is too much!
Unfortunately, as a precocious child, Pete already had too much freedom, so Eduardo still couldn't persuade him to give up his Nana spider, but he also promised to let Nana stay where she should stay Place - such as a glass aquarium or something.
Pete touched Nana and told her not to run around, but the spider really didn't run around, just lying on its stomach in the glass tank, like an obedient puppy.
"So, Pete, you have to wash your hands before you come back and help me in the kitchen, how about it?" Karen finally packed those clothes, and like the battlefield of World War III, she won, Turn around, she said to Pete.
Pete had no resistance to older women.
He nodded with a smirk, and ran to wash his hands.
As he ran to wash his hands, Karen had to praise Eduardo: "My God, Waldo, your little Pete is so much like you, but his hair is not so obedient-but I have to say , he is really cute and good at kitchen work?"
"He has been very sensible since he was a child. Of course he is not much older now." Eduardo laughed, and the slightly fine lines at the corners of his eyes showed his hard work over the years. Indeed, a man has a baby and takes care of the company. This kind of life is not something everyone can adapt to, especially when he was just graduating—or not even graduating.
Karen didn't know that Pete crawled out of Eduardo's stomach. If she knew, she would lament the child's difficulty even more and turn around and beat Mark hard-for the grandson.
But Karen knows that single dads are often more miserable than single moms.
Because no single dad who loves children can give the baby a comforting breastfeeding when the baby is crying at night, and rubber nipples are not as good as skin-to-skin contact, so she is also a little unsure about such a one. Will the mature Eduardo still have a crush on her boy?
Her son has always been childish and...genius, with a heartbreakingly low EQ.
Of course, thinking this way is also based on the fact that she doesn't know what her son has done. If she knew, she would still beat him up, in various senses.
"I know how to bring up children, Hua Duo, it must be very hard for a man to raise a gifted child, I understand," Karen's mother-like expression moved Edward, "You know, under normal circumstances It is very difficult to take a baby away from its mother, because mothers have irreplaceable talents in caring for children, and as mothers, most of them cannot leave their children...so," she looked at Eduardo with pity , "You have worked so hard all these years, my child."
"I won't take Pete away by force." Mark interjected.
"Shut up, Mark, it's none of your business," Karen scolded him.
"Why? You said that the child needs a mother, and that the mother cannot do without the child...so I won't take Pete away." Mark said seriously, while Darth, who was lying on the ground teasing Wanda, Ting was so frightened that he was about to cry, he looked quite normal, but...he opened his mouth and eyes wide, as if he saw the most incomprehensible thing in the universe finally born.
"Shut up, Zuckerberg!" Eduardo also scolded Mark sharply.
"I don't understand why you guys want me to shut up, it has nothing to do with me and I didn't do anything wrong, I didn't even get Pete back after I found out he was my son - so I I don’t understand what I did wrong again this time!” Mark pouted, pouted his neck forward, as if he wanted to fight against the whole world, “Watuo, I don’t understand why you don’t want to be with me, so we can We can raise Pete together, and, not only Pete, we can have another daughter, a daughter who is not so talented!" He pointed at Wanda, but something unhealthy came to his mind.
However, what Mark said was too exciting for Karen.She stood aside, the pot in her hand fell—fortunately, Pietro caught it—and stared at Mark, then turned her head to look at Eduardo in horror, and finally, her eyes fixed on Peter.
Pete, looks a lot like Eduardo, but the curly hair is so obvious, and... the kid looks very different, very different, and he might have a harder time communicating with other people than Mark at some point Communication... So, this is Mark's kid?
So... why does he look so much like Eduardo?
Is it really like what Mark said...?
Karen rushed to Pete, picked him up and took a closer look, then she rushed to Eduardo angrily and yelled at him: "Peter is really Mark's son?!"
Eduardo said nothing.
Mark quickly went on: "So we should be together and restore our relationship!"
"No!" Pete yelled back, "You are only half of the gene provider, I don't recognize you as my other father, you... just provided me with a miqingzi!"
"Oh my God, Pete, how old are you? You can't keep talking about Mi Qingzi!" Karen put Pete down.
"But I'm telling the truth!" Pete didn't care, "Zuckerberg is a real jerk, he even compulsively moved my dad's company here when my dad was unconscious, but I think I want to eat Singapore’s barbecue jerky and fish fillets!” Although his favorite is hot dogs, he must say something that is not available in the United States to accuse Mark of being vicious—just like the black witch in fairy tales.
Karen started to have a headache again. She didn't know how it happened. As Mark's mother, she certainly knew that her son had flaws, and the flaws were not small. Being a mother is tolerable, especially, being Mark's mother.
She even felt her stomach being clenched by a strange hand.
Karen doesn't believe in those weird things. She is Jewish and she believes in God, but that doesn't mean she believes that men can have children. Therefore, Mark's words sounded a little crazy to her ears.
She rushed over, grabbed Mark's hand, and pushed him to the corner: "You need to reflect, Mark, you need to reflect! Tonight, you will have no computer to touch—trust me, no computer! No mobile phone!"
If dealing with ordinary children requires telling them that they will not have dinner at night or that they will have no pocket money tomorrow as a punishment, then for Mark, telling him that he has no computer or mobile phone all night is the real horror.
Mark wanted to refute, but Karen acted more quickly. She directly unplugged Mark's computer, put it in a state of rest, and even put it in front of her, so that Mark would never touch it.
I have to say that for people like Mark who can't be dealt with with normal thinking, it is the most correct way to use his mother.
"Huado, you can't always give Mark a reason to hurt you." Karen sighed, "Forget it, let's eat and let him reflect."
Pietro has already helped to set the table, while Dustin is used to eating on the sofa with food in his arms, and the humanoid shark Lanshere is adhering to the German's usual old-fashioned, sitting in the guest's position by the table, and even approaching Charles .
"So, Charles, you are Huado's friend?" Karen was still used to talking when eating.
"Yes, Mrs. Zuckerberg." Charles added some pepper sauce to his steak, "Actually, this is a long story, but Eduardo is indeed a good friend, and he helped me in many ways. "
Indeed, although there were only three days, Eduardo used these three days to choose a better development direction for Charles' school, and even formulated a series of economic plans for him—different from Lansheer, a humanoid shark. , what Eduardo designed is a real direction of making money and a real economic control plan, which can be regarded as the best news for Charles.
Charles knew he couldn't make Eric a little bit more reasonable, but he knew that Xavier Academy might not have survived without Eric's been fighting ordinary people and him leading the X-Men against them ——Although Eric's original intention was not to protect mutants, he did achieve a part, but from another perspective, he did a worse job.
Charles can't tell Eric everything, he can't even reveal that Pietro and Wanda are their children, once it is revealed, ordinary people will think that he and Eric are acting, the two of them have nothing to do with each other. There is no difference, and then...the mutants are besieged—everything is indistinguishable from the world Logan saw in another timeline, no difference...It means that all efforts are in vain, so he can't take the risk .
Charles was long past the age where he could think that love could save the world.
And the economic idea that Eduardo gave him is too useful - he has the ability to detect people's hearts and Eduardo has given him financial support for the next few decades, then... His only hope is to go back, in his In that world, if we can cooperate with the government and support the correct electors every time, at least...it can prevent the presidents from opposing mutants.
Those who play politics have a dirty heart.
Charles cuts steaks and plans for the future of his children.
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