[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness

Whether or not the equation of "curly hair = genius" is established, Pete is a little dazed now, and especially Sherlock Holmes, who came out in normal clothes, looks like he has walked into a magical world. Suddenly.

John Watson looked embarrassed.

The room was not big, and it became even narrower after these five people were squeezed in, but fortunately, John Watson was a man who was good at tossing around, so he quickly tossed out the sofa and chairs to let a few people sit down, while Pete Just sit in Eduardo's arms.The identical faces of the father and son looked so cute——John didn't admit that he was cute, he turned around and opened the door for Mrs. Hudson who knocked on the door. At this moment, the refreshment arrived, and Sherlock, Just standing there, wearing a set of normal clothes, looks like a normal person.

If there is no difference between a person and a normal person, then this person must not be a normal person.

Sherlock Holmes put his palms together on his chin, his deep eyes showed a faint indifference that sees through everything, and said: "Then...how should I address you?" His eyes swept over several people, and finally Falling on Mark, "Pianist? Programmer? Nimble fingers... Or, I can speculate - your fingers have a thin layer of calluses, and... the long position is somewhat special, about only piano playing Programmers and programmers will have calluses like you, but the formation of calluses is too long, and they are probably not much different from death, so you must be typing for more than eight hours a day and persist for nearly ten years... ...or longer?"

"And your knuckles and wrists are not as protruding as a pianist's, so you're typing on the keyboard—then it's an impossible task for a programmer to persist for more than ten years, and your hair hasn't How much did you lose, so I deduce that you are not only a programmer, but also your stance, which most people don't pay much attention to, but if you look carefully at your stance, you will know that most people don't use you like this—”

"On your face, there are spots radiated from the computer. Although there are not many, this can only prove that the computer you are facing is more advanced, and your skin is too pale and the color of your clothes... So, you are at least a... BOSS, right? Well, a programmer, company BOSS, 1.7m tall... more, wear shoes... um... well, so, Mr. Mark Zuckerberg, welcome," he said After finishing, he turned to Dustin again, "Mr. Moskowitz?"

"Okay, you don't need to tell me how you figured out who I am, I know how you figured it out." Dustin waved his hand.

Sherlock curled the corners of his mouth triumphantly, and looked at Eduardo: "Uh...wow!" He choked, grabbed the cup in John's hand and poured water into his mouth.

"Hey! That's my cup!" Dr. Watson was very dissatisfied.

"But I need it more!" Sherlock seemed to be seriously injured, his eyes secretly aimed at Eduardo and Pete, but his chest was heaving violently, obviously John's glass of water was not enough for him to drink, so, He returned the empty glass to John and begged him, "I need more, John!"

Poor Dr. John Watson had only one more drink to offer him.

"I think I need some weed...John, or can you give me some narcotics? Sleeping pills..." Sherlock stared at the sofa for a while, until he finally realized that the person sitting on it wouldn't give way to him. Only then did he turn around and lean against the wall.

Pete looked at him, as if he was weighing something, and Sherlock kept staring at Pete, as if he was studying something.

Finally, after a long period of silence when no one spoke, Sherlock said: "Excuse me, can I..." He took two steps forward, and stretched out his hand to Pete, "Uh...I want to know, what's the matter?" Does it feel different?"

Pete shook his head.

"No, no, no! You should know!" Sherlock shook his head, "If you don't know...then who would know this?"

Sherlock's question made everyone a little confused.

Indeed, no one knew exactly what he was asking, except Pete—but Pete didn't say his question.

Eduardo tried to use his social skills to make Mr. Holmes normal-at least not to show his son an obsessed expression: "Mr. Holmes?"

Sherlock took a deep breath.He looked like an ordinary person who was punched hard by a boxer but couldn't back down... It's not his fault. She has to be like him now, even... probably not as good as him!

This is by no means Sherlock being arrogant.

Absolutely not!

He widened his eyes—this action made him look... strange, you know, his face is longer than average, and the eye sockets are deeper than average, but after widening...It makes him look Especially like a cartoon character, but he doesn't care anymore because...he really wants to know what's going on.

So, he smiled at Eduardo—a very embarrassing smile: "Eduardo...Mr. Saverin, oh oh, should I call you Eduardo-another Zuckerberg-Sa Mister Vering? Or...well, I mean leave it alone, sir, if I have the honor, I would like to have a cup of black tea with you...or do you have the time? Yes..." He He looked Eduardo up and down, "I would venture to guess that you are here... to help, or for a vacation? Oh, there must be a vacation component—so, or would you like to go to a place with a more British style?"

Fortunately, Sherlock asked Eduardo. If he asked Pete, Pete would definitely say: "This is a place with a British style."——Hmm, who wouldn't want to go to 221B Baker Street?Not wanting to go is not a good superhero!

"Why do I think of superheroes?" - Pete added this question in his mind, he had no idea that there were such things as superheroes that he could consume.

Never mind Pete though, because now Mark is jumping on Eduardo like a bloody gamecock and hugging Pete by the way - this position is so difficult for Mark, honestly, he's not long enough It's not wide enough, so it makes him look funny, but it's all the dignity of the domineering president at stake, so he will never give up his desire to protect his wife and children: "Hua Duo will not follow You go to drink tea, Curly!" After finishing speaking, Mark added, "Long face!"

God, this is nothing short of a personal attack!

Sherlock immediately retorted: "Short board."

The two curly-haired geniuses who speak so fast that they don't need to take a breath, and can insult people for three days and three nights without repeating the same thing, now, the two of them have learned to cherish words like gold?

What a magical world.

As if the person who said so much reasoning just now was not Sherlock himself, he now looked at Mark with a very disdainful expression, and Mark responded with an even more disdainful expression.

"Frills!" Mark looked Sherlock up and down, and then returned him.

"Awl face!" Sherlock's revenge came fast enough.

The two started a real "knowing blow" attack.

"Poor ghost!"

"Scumbag!"

"No son in my life!"

"I don't want you even if I have a son!"

"The person you love doesn't love you!"

"The person you love doesn't want you!"

……

This is simply a disaster.

John and Eduardo glanced at each other, and finally pulled away their own curly hair-the world would not be quiet if it didn't like this-the two of them turned on the full mocking mode, it was so sour, it was simply unbearable Can't believe it!

However, when both of them calmed down, after all, they were both adults, and the two curly hair finally shook hands and made peace—that was impossible!The two of them still have one chin tilted to the left and the other chin tilted to the right.Just like they never paid attention to each other just now, those quarrels were just hallucinations, hallucinations!

However, Sherlock still spoke to Eduardo: "I am very interested in...Pete's matter-this is a matter of personal privacy, Mr. Saverin, I think you must help me with this-or, I It's kind of... ummm, yeah, it doesn't look that friendly, but I need this information."

Eduardo frowned, he should have understood what Sherlock said - those hidden meanings.

He was interested in Pete, or... he was interested in Pete's birth.Eduardo has already seen Sherlock's reasoning ability, so he is very worried whether he has deduced that Pete is his own?

When seeing Eduardo showing hesitation, Sherlock showed a happy expression: "No, no, no, I don't plan to study you or Pete-I'm not a scientist. I'm a detective, a detective! I don't need to study you either. Don't want to study you guys Mr Saverin but I'm curious - I want to know how you got to conceive Pete and give birth to him - or is it magic too? Harry Potter? Oh! I've seen a lot of it though Fan fiction, it is said that wizards can get pregnant, but this is really the first time I have seen wizards give birth—do you need potions? Or just give birth like that? Pregnant..." He subconsciously looked at John.

"Oh! God! Sherlock!" John hurried over to cover Sherlock's mouth, and he smiled at Eduardo and the others apologetically, "I'm really sorry that I made you laugh--I mean, he is usually so cute Not so unreliable..."

When Sherlock wanted to fight back, he growled at Sherlock, "Shut up, Sherlock! Men don't make babies - and neither do wizards!"

"but……"

"No 'buts'! You're embarrassing, Sherlock!" John wanted to cry - so he wanted to beat Sherlock up, really.

"But……"

"No 'buts'!"

"Okay...but John, it's you who want the baby, I just want to know how!" Sherlock looked innocent, "Look, your ass=butt is bigger than Mr. Saverin's—um... …Need I name the exact size? I mean, you’ll have an easier birth so…”

"No 'so'!" John really punched Sherlock this time, "If you don't learn to shut up, I'll beat you to tears! Or do you want a nosebleed?"

"Hey! You can't resort to violence in anything, it's against the law!" Sherlock hugged his head, pitifully.

"Hmm, then go and sue me!" John smiled apologetically at everyone, "I'll take him to wash his face, he needs to wake up..."

When John dragged Sherlock into the bathroom, Mark stared at the door of the bathroom as if he had seen a ghost: "We... better go!"

"Second!" Dustin raised his hand.

Eduardo also nodded.

But Pete didn't have this worry at all: "It's okay, he really won't talk nonsense...I mean...well, he's a person who is more...about the same as Mark, so don't worry too much."