[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness

"People who are similar to Mark = don't worry too much", the establishment model of this equation is that when he has no set goal, once he has a set goal, it means that he, like Mark, will betray him incomprehensibly, but One good thing is that most of Holmes's betrayals are to catch bad guys.

As for who the bad guy is, Pete is still not sure.

But now, obviously Sherlock is interested in how Pete got here.So, he kept dragging a few people away, and after a while he took out his wallet and asked Mrs. Hudson to arrange lunch for him, and later asked Mrs. Hudson to arrange afternoon tea for him, causing Mrs. Hudson to complain He said he wasn't his housekeeper's wife - she was out, however, to prepare afternoon tea.

It was rare for the two boys to be visited, and she also felt very happy.It has to be said that Mrs. Hudson lives alone, and her life is very deserted, and now someone lives with her, which satisfies her needy psychology, so she goes out with a smile, ready to be a beautiful woman Sent here to treat everyone - of course it is definitely not the pie that looks up to the stars.

Although Mrs. Hudson is full of love for this traditional delicacy, she knows that the people of the United States do not like it, so... maybe apple pie or banana pie is more suitable for their taste, and there are children, pudding is also It is essential.

During the period when Mrs. Hudson was away, Sherlock and the others really had an earth-shattering bullshit battle, just to find out how Eduardo gave birth to a child. In the end, Rocky angrily called a stop They said: "Shut up, if you can have a baby, you can have a baby, but if you can't have a baby, you can't have a baby, it's that simple!"

Loki's words stunned everyone.

Except for Saul, of course.Thor didn't think there was anything wrong with this. Loki was originally a frost giant, so he was a race that was born to have children. Raw, what's the big deal? !

Sol turned the table over and over again in his heart.

And Loki became the focus of everyone's attention, which made him enjoy it very much, so he raised his feet, raised his head, and said: "Having a child is the same as eating and drinking. They are born naturally and have nothing to do with gender." ——It’s just that your thinking is rigid, and you think that only women can give birth. However, the universe is very wonderful. Who stipulates that every man can’t have children? I’ve read your books on physiology and classified people into categories. It’s just too shallow.”

"First of all, can you really be sure that you didn't leave a womb that could conceive a child? Who said that there wouldn't be one in a man's stomach? In fact, it's nothing, right? But...you really intend to have One?" Loki looked at Sherlock, rarely looking at him with an expression that wasn't mocking or ironic, and asked.

"It's not me." Sherlock shrank back immediately, "It's John..."

"None of my business!" Watson screamed. "My God, this world is no longer suitable for human habitation!"

Sherlock looked at John strangely, and said, "Those two people were not human—at least not ordinary people, so John, I'm so happy that your IQ has skyrocketed!"

What is there to be happy about? !

Moreover, what does it mean that those two people are not human? !

Dr. Watson's face was full of pain, he wished he could wrinkle his face into a bun full of folds: "Sherlock, I don't want to talk to you anymore... I really don't want to talk to you anymore..." This is not his at all. Wrong, if he listens to Sherlock's nonsense again, he will probably soon become the one who raises the rate of psychosis in the whole street.

John Watson, although he has unusual trust in Sherlock Holmes, it doesn't mean he can accept boys and girls, okay?Even if he can accept boys... But why did Sherlock want to... hit him?Obviously he looks very upright, how can he look like the kind of man who can have children?

Facing the angry John, Sherlock didn't have any intention of introspection at all. He really didn't have any hostility towards Loki and Thor who was talking to him, because...they didn't look like serial killers at all. What's more, if they are not human, if they kill someone, then it probably doesn't matter much to him-isn't the law only effective on human beings?

So, people with abnormal brain circuits sat together and studied the secrets of boys and girls.

Of course, Loki was talking and the others were listening.

In Rocky's theory, it is not impossible for a man to have a child, and if he wants to have a child, even if it does not happen, he can use other external assistance to give birth.For example, using the physiological structure of the frost giant to change the body structure of some men-this is easy for Loki.

However, from Mark's point of view, this method is completely a matter of genetics, genes and physiology-using a person's own cells to create a uterus, and then translocating the organs in the person's stomach and inserting them Go into the womb... Hua Duo's stomach!Mark hugged Eduardo emotionally and refused to let go—of course, Eduardo had never undergone this kind of transformation at all, but Mark couldn't help imagining it.

However, this method is not "science" in Loki's view. It is his magic. This is what makes them different from the people on Earth, because the technology on Earth is too low-end.

"If you talk about it again, you probably won't understand." Loki shrugged, "But I won't transform a person casually. Interesting, because I found something even more interesting."

"Brother!" Sol quickly stopped, "You can't occupy the earth...you can't do this!"

"I do what I want." Loki pushed his head away, "But I haven't investigated why Eduardo gave birth to a child--it is true that ordinary men on earth do not have children. There is no doubt about it. So..." He looked Edward up and down for a while, "It really needs to be studied..."

Mark shook his head.

"Of course, the earth's crude research methods can't be used at all!" Loki suddenly changed his tone, "This kind of crude research methods, such as drawing out blood and making slices, is simply outrageous. This is abuse. , is cruelty, destruction, and violence! Hmph!" He raised his chin high, "Even if there is no treatment bed, you can use a simple healing circle. Why do you need to draw blood? It's unreasonable!"

That's right, drawing blood is absolutely unreasonable!Mark nodded at that.

For normal people on earth, it is normal to check the body and draw blood, but Asgardians, as well as Loki who grew up in Asgard, really have no sense of identity with blood drawing, especially Sol, he felt even more horrified by this.

So, when Loki said this, John immediately believed Sherlock's deduction—that thin black-haired man was not a human being, and the blond man next to him was probably... not a human being either?

Therefore, among the people who came to visit today, there are two non-human beings and three human beings, including a child.

After discussing this topic, Sherlock became more certain about the problem of NO.13 in the central square.

"Then... that must be the result of magic." He looked at Loki and asked.

"Is it?" Loki shrugged uncertainly, "It already existed, but it's just hidden. It's equivalent to making a space-distorting magic circle there-it's not a big deal."

It's no big deal.

no big deal.

what a big deal.

No... no!

Is this really no big deal? !If you have this kind of magic circle, then... you can make your pockets bigger and carry a lot of things with you... and your bedroom, you can make it bigger and put a bigger bed in it—and more Everything fits in, so... that's pretty humbling.Right?

For a humble person, Sherlock decided to give him a perfect smile that only belongs to people with high IQ: "So... Excuse me, can this skill be learned?"

"No." Loki said firmly.

"Then...can you please display this skill here?" Sherlock really hoped that John's pockets would turn into huge bottomless pits!

"No." Loki said firmly.

"Okay... so... can you study the secrets of boys and girls? I want to buy the first one." Sherlock finally decided to return to the original purpose.

"That's fine." Loki nodded—ah, since it is said that he gave birth to an eight-legged horse, a giant wolf, a world snake, and a queen of hell, why not let other men give birth to a few more?Anyway, you give birth to me and everyone lives, and he can still get paid, so why not do it?

Rocky, who has been brainwashed by Stanford's law school, doesn't feel ashamed at all.

He originally planned to occupy the earth, but now it seems that there is no point in occupying the earth. He does not need to occupy this place, because it is not worthy of his occupation, and a person like Saul has no money, no power, and no power. Common sense, so...he decided that Saul must know who is the real master.

And Thor didn't know Loki's plan at all, he thought he really touched Loki and made Loki a good person-helping infertile couples have children, it's really great, isn't it?

"Oh! Brother! Father of the gods! You can't be better!" Thor grabbed Loki's hand, expressing his admiration, "I'm so lucky..."

Loki shook his hand coldly.

"Brother!" Thor persisted and grabbed his hand and forced him to look directly at himself. "When we get our little pony back, we'll go back, okay? Brother, we can rule Asgar together." De! And our foal!"

"Get lost!" Loki shook him off again, "Andy's not a pony, you bastard! And I won't let you find Andy!"

"Andy?!" Mark was taken aback, "Did you really give birth to him?"

"It's my business to have a baby, and the baby is mine, so what does it have to do with him?" Loki glared at Sol, "You're all out of your mind, right?" He clapped his hands, as if to pat off Dust picked up from Sol, "Andreas is my son, I brought him into the world, and those who have not made any effort are not qualified to claim him."

"Theoretically, he has worked hard, but... the hard work is not proportional to what he got." Mark let out a sigh of relief, "So, it is wrong to rob children now, Saul."

It has to be said that even he himself is in the same position as Sol, but Mark still spoke the truth.

Eduardo looked at him, as if he was meeting him for the first time——If it was the former Mark, he would definitely say a bunch of inappropriate words to prove Loki's mistakes, but...Mark seems to be a little enlightened?