[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness

Returning to Rocky’s house from 221B Baker Street, everyone was still staring at him. Sol was very upset about the fact that Mark choked him back in his nest at a critical moment, but Eduardo was so angry because of this. Have a little good face towards him.

He even invited Mark to dinner.

Mark was in a state of ecstasy, and Dustin was definitely not in the ranks of being invited. Mark didn't intend to ruin a good candlelight dinner by Dustin's funny comparison.

But the so-called candlelight dinner turned into a very ordinary choice of a Chinese restaurant to eat beef noodles, because Pete wanted to eat.

Pete not only ordered beef noodles, he also ordered tangerine skin chicken and tomato scrambled eggs. These tastes are really good for them. The beef noodles are delicious, while tangerine skin chicken and tomato scrambled eggs are both sweet and sour. It is simply a dreamlike existence.

Pete enjoyed his meal.

Eduardo was afraid that he would choke, so he asked for a mixed juice, but when Mark wanted a can of Red Bull, he flinched under Eduardo's cold eyes. Instead, he blinked, looked at the waitress, and asked: "I want juice like that too, okay?"

The waitress smiled and nodded, turned and left.Not long after, she came back and took two glasses of mixed juice, one for Mark, and the other for Eduardo.

"Free gift, gentlemen, I wish you happiness." She said, holding the tray and walking away lightly.

Obviously, in the corrupt country, such things are not uncommon.

Mark grinned at Eduardo as she said her blessing.

Eduardo shook his head and continued eating noodles.

After supper they took a walk about the City of London.

To be honest, this place is not as prosperous as the United States, nor is it as lively as Silicon Valley, but Tranquility also has a special style that makes people feel peaceful.

Eduardo likes everything about peace of mind.

Before, he wasn't like that, he also liked the crowd, getting drunk in clubs with friends, screaming a wild version of "Mehart for Oh Enough" in the din of bars, wearing flowers on the street. Loitering with shirts and big hats, doing a hot smack dance with samba girls...he's done it all.Just like an ordinary Brazilian boy, he also has the enthusiasm unique to Brazilians. When the teachings and habits of the Jews are different, he will even sneak out on the Sabbath and drive to the town with his friends to have fun all night... …but those days are long gone.

When he immigrated to the United States, his father had already told him not to do shameful things, but in the end, he ran away in shame.

And now, he was humiliated to marry Mark.

After walking for a while, they sat down on a bench.

Eduardo hugged Pete, kissed his cold little cheek, and turned to Mark: "We need to have a good talk, Mark."

"No." Mark rejected the proposal.

"Mark, be a normal person. A normal adult."

"No." Mark still denied the proposal.

"I won't sign the marriage certificate without a good talk, Mark," Eduardo said seriously.

"But once we want to 'talk', it means that we have to talk about a lot of things, that is to say... most of the 'talk' is not a good thing..." Mark glanced at Eduardo nervously, "Let's not talk, Are you talking after getting married?"

Faced with Mark's request, let alone Edward, even Pete found it incredible.

Now, basically everyone who knows Mark thinks that he is a bit conceited and a jerk, and his whole person is full of a meaning that he doesn't think much of other people—probably he doesn't care about others, he never cares about others, as long as the other person As long as you don't screw up his business, you'll be fine.

However, the Mark in front of him lost that cool look.

He worries about gains and losses, he is cautious, and he is pitiful.

A pair of puppy-like eyes looked at Eduardo, for fear that Eduardo would regret it.

"I'm not talking about marriage, Mark." Eduardo thought for a while and replied.

"Okay, let's talk." Mark nodded.

"So, we should agree now, Mark, that when you get married, you have to take on family obligations, so if I cook you have to do the dishes, and if I mop the floor you have to do the laundry, and if I drive Mark Parent meeting and you're in charge of those little treats for in-person day—any questions?" Eduardo asked.

"No." Mark shook his head, then, he bit his finger and asked, "But, it still has something to do with marriage!"

"No! No, this is a daily life agreement after marriage." Eduardo raised the mobile phone in his hand and shook it, "I'm still recording."

oh!Hua Duo learned badly.

Mark pursed his lips and looked at Eduardo.

Eduardo continued: "There are other things, let's take our time, Mark." As he spoke, he took out a piece of paper.

Mark wanted to see what was written on the paper, but Eduardo took advantage of his height and didn't show him.He held up the paper, looked at it, and read: "After marriage, Beast's life needs you to be responsible, Mark, do you accept it?"

"Okay." Mark nodded.

"Very well, next...Mark, we must agree that we must go back to our parents' house every six months, do you accept it?" Eduardo asked again, "Although my father...I mean, he has a bad temper Okay, but you have to settle down with him, accept it?"

"Oh!" Mark murmured in disgust and nodded, "Yes, I am willing, Hua Duo, anything."

Eduardo nodded again: "Then the last one: your heir can only be Pete, accept?"

"But what if there are other children?" Now, not only Mark, but Pete also called out, "There will be other children! Girls!"

Eduardo rolled his eyes.

But Mark didn't care about the look, he was in fantasy mode: "Just think about it, Waldo, a girl - she's going to be the prettiest little princess, our little princess! Pete's going to love it Her, he'll run around with her in his arms and when she grows up he'll be able to carry her on his back and when she's a bit older Pete will be able to beat all the assholes out for her bad ideas - I can't wait Watteau! I think Give her the best..."

Edwardo sighed.

He thought, too, that maybe they'd have another child... a girl, pretty, with Mark's pointed chin and his big eyes, and beautiful soft hair... and she'd smile sweetly... and ...lifting her other dad... I have to say that Eduardo's idea is a bit too exaggerated-if the daughter is as tall as him, this is still possible.

"Wado... have you thought of something interesting?" Mark asked him, putting his hands in his pockets.In fact, after so many years, Mark has grown a little taller, but it has only changed from half a head shorter than Edward to a quarter of a head shorter... In addition, he is a dead house, usually not at all. He will pay attention to his clothing and walking posture, which makes him look several times smaller.

And Eduardo is a habitual three-piece suit, even the leather shoes are polished shiny, and he walks straight, which in itself makes him look taller... If the two of them are not standing together, it will probably make people mistake I thought Edward was more than a head taller than Mark, and when I stood together, I realized that it was actually less than half a head away—Edward still couldn’t figure it out. Not tall, and looks a bit like a girl, why he would be overwhelmed by him, it is really unscientific.

However, he forgot one thing——for Mark, he fell in love with him first, and he has been fertilizing and watering him like taking care of a seedling... When he grows up, he will grow cabbage, and then he will be his own. I took the Chinese cabbage.

Because he didn't want Mark to be hurt, he didn't want Mark not to get what he wanted, he didn't want Mark to look at him with the eyes of a dog... So, he would naturally lose the opportunity to overwhelm Mark.

If Loki was here, he would definitely tell Eduardo: "Sosad, boy."

So, Eduardo, who was thinking about it, decided not to think about it, and began to talk about the next postnuptial agreement: "Mark, these are agreements, so we must add the last one: no lies."

"No!" Mark nodded, "I swear there will be no lies, Hua Duo, I will never lie to you, never again!" Mark immediately promised.

"Very well, now, I, Eduardo Saverin, agree to a postnuptial agreement with Mark Zuckerberg."

"Oh no! Wait!" Mark suddenly grabbed the recording pen in Eduardo's hand, and said loudly to it: "There is one more thing I want to declare now: I will not sign any agreement with Huado——Eduardo. Property-related agreements—the agreement with Pete is another matter. If I die, of course I will leave everything to my children—Pete, and his future children of me and Hua Duo, whether they are adopted or surrogate, None of that matters! But, while me and I are living happily ever after, I will say that neither of us has a prenuptial agreement nor will we have a postnuptial agreement—property-wise, and as far as I'm concerned, I'd love to Make this audio public." He said, handing the recorder to Eduardo.

Eduardo looked at him strangely.

"What's wrong?" Mark didn't know why.

Eduardo shook his head.He wasn't going to tell Mark that he didn't actually record it.

Back home, Mark really relaxed a lot. He ran back and forth in the building, telling everyone that he and Hua Duo were going to get married. They even finished recording the postnuptial agreement. Audio released to everyone - this is awesome!

"You said you made an agreement with Hua Duo?" Dustin looked like he ate ten thousand flies.

"It's a postnuptial agreement!" Mark nodded, "Like he cooks and I do the dishes and he mops the floor and I do the laundry and he holds a parent meeting for Pete and I make snacks for Parent-Child Day and our kids will inherit everything and we don't have property divisions and Notarize this one!" He spoke so quickly that the institution itself didn't break the sentence - but Dustin got it - and he screamed and hugged Mark and shook him: "Oh my God Mark! Your EQ has gone Breaking through the sky, I love you two so much, buddy—don’t pay attention to me, I need to cry for a while... It’s been a long time since such a touching thing happened, hey!” He took out his mobile phone and called Chris.

Of course, it doesn't matter why Dustin's words don't match his actions, he has always been like this.

Mark's behavior as if he had taken a stimulant attracted Sol's attention. Although he had been angry with Mark for several hours, but...Mark was so happy, he also wanted to know why, so he Opened his mouth and asked in his rumbling voice: "Mark, do you have anything to be happy about?"

"Of course! Waldo promised to marry me, and we agreed on how we would live after marriage - it's wonderful, isn't it? I'm going to buy the most beautiful wedding ring! Wato is the best for golden things - I remember him There used to be a gold ring... no, no, I don't want to give him a gold ring, so he'll think of him..."

Saul could no longer hear Mark's chatter.