[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness

Although Loki told Sol a lot but Jim didn't believe it at all, until he saw Loki magically made a bunch of himself, he was a little bit convinced that Loki wasn't human, but he still didn't believe them The two are his biological parents - especially if the "mother" is a male... well, it's a bit wrong, but he is not such a "right" person.

Grumpy Jim is in the room getting acquainted with the way the world fits together.

This world is the 21st century, and in the 23rd century, all the rules of the 21st century no longer apply.Theoretically speaking, the 23rd century is more reasonable and superior. After civilization develops to a certain height, many things will be easily solved, but this ability is not yet available in the 21st century.

However, no matter what the era, there is always a dark side.

Jim was taken into the police station after he taught a few hooligans a lesson, and finally, was brought out by Eduardo.

"So, that kind of hooligans are actually common?" Jim asked Eduardo, covering the corner of his broken mouth.He really couldn't understand why that kind of hooligan wasn't locked up—of course he had been a hooligan, but it wasn't a concept at all, he wasn't a hooligan who didn't respect women.

Eduardo stuffed him into the car helplessly: "They were actually just a couple arguing."

"It's not like a husband and wife quarrel at all, he will fight her!" Jim complained.

"Although domestic violence is terrible in this era, most women will still tolerate it... It's hard to say clearly." Eduardo was extremely helpless.It's like his home - his mother also experienced domestic violence at first, but after moving to the United States, this kind of thing disappeared - after all, his father really has some disgraceful criminal records.

Driving, he took Jim to the restaurant to pick up the ordered meals, and the aroma of the food made Jim's eyes light up: "Is this food made naturally? Handmade?"

"So? You didn't have to eat at that time?"

"No, we use replicators...that is, everything is made of molecules, and so is food, so it's like stuffing protein and water and cellulose into the machine, and, button, tada— —everything is done."

Eduardo understood what he meant, but he couldn't understand the reason - this is probably the future of high technology. According to what Jim Kirk said, he is the captain of a spaceship and a soldier. It is even more so that he has been ordered in the face of danger and has experienced life and death... Therefore, it is already a great miracle for such a person to be able to deal with it calmly here.

At this moment, Eduardo automatically shielded Sol from his mind—Sol belonged to the kind of funny boy, completely different from others, and he didn't intend to put him in a normal person.

However, what he didn't understand was why Jim was so calm?If he's a soldier, then... how long has he been off his ship?

Just as he was thinking, the car had arrived at the restaurant.

After picking up the ordered meal, he drove Jim to pick up Pete who was in class—Pete had signed up for a foreign language class to learn Chinese and Portuguese, although he did learn Portuguese with Pete at home Chinese, but there is no language environment around him, so enrolling in a class is the best choice; as for Chinese, he has learned it in Singapore for a long time, so naturally he is not going to discard it.

After picking up Pete, they headed home.

However, not long after walking, Eduardo's car hit a person covered in a blanket-fortunately, he braked in time, but still hit this person.

"Oh my god!" Eduardo immediately stopped the car and got out of the car to check on that person...Although the problem was with that person, he ran into someone after all...However, he didn't find that person until he got out of the car...it seemed nothing thing?

"Sir?" He stretched out his hand to see if the other party was injured...

"Spock!?" Jim's voice suddenly sounded.

"James." An unwavering voice came from under the blanket...Eduardo was surprised to find that this man...how could he be wearing elf ear props?

Moreover, he also knew Jim?

"Spock, you... what is this..." Jim seemed a little embarrassed, "Uh... well, let's get in the car first." He tugged the gentleman with elf ears in the blanket to get on After getting out of the car, Pete had no choice but to sit in the passenger seat.

In the car, the gentleman took the blanket away, and Eduardo saw in the rearview mirror that he was wearing the same T-shirt that Jim showed up, but it was blue, and...he had a strange The hairstyle, the bangs, and... his ears, his ears really look like elf ears, and... they don't look like fake ears.

"My God, are you an elf?" Pete kept staring back at the gentleman.

"No," replied the gentleman. "I'm a Vulcan."

"Vulcan... Vulcan?" Pete blinked his big eyes, looking at the gentleman, "Can you breathe fire?"

"Negative. Breathing fire is not a skill of my race, but it is true that I can adapt well under high temperature conditions." The gentleman's answer was too standard, he did not omit or shorten, and he was extremely serious answer.

Eduardo can only say that it is very... understandable.Since the other party is a Vulcan—maybe a new breed of human in the future?He didn't think it was a sci-fi movie anymore—he had never seen the future anyway.

However, soon, the gentleman complained to Jim—although he did not speak as if he was complaining but as if he was stating the facts: "Captain, your sudden departure has caused us great trouble. , the conditions proposed by the Andorians have already been accepted by some people, but you are still not showing up, which makes the situation very unfavorable for us."

Jim curled his lips: "I won't accept their conditions, Spock, you know, they are definitely not serious about making conditions, they are going to send us to the sea of ​​mist, waiting for us to get lost in the torrent of time and space Then, they'll come out to take over the perimeter again—I know what they're up to, and I know their chief executive is in collusion with the Romulans—so I'm going to find someone who can burst their soap bubbles."

"With all due respect, Captain, there is no such thing in this era, and their plan is not the film produced by the fatty acid metal salt meeting water..."

"Spock! I'm just metaphorical!" Jim cut him off.

However, there was no expression on his face, and there was no embarrassment of being interrupted.

But Jim went on: "You must be saying in your heart: humans are really a bunch of coconuts, incomprehensible, and can't describe things accurately!"

"No. There is no analogy between humans and coconuts," Spock said again.

Pete almost fainted from laughing.

Back home, when Jim formally introduced Spock, Eduardo suddenly realized—it turned out that the sharp-eared gentleman was an alien.

Only Loki, who sized him up critically, turned around and grabbed Jim by the ear and left.

Spock expressed surprise at this—he raised his brow: "Excuse me, why does that gentleman treat my captain like this?"

Sol chuckled: "My brother needs to communicate with him."

This sentence made Spock raise his eyebrows again.

But he didn't say anything more.

Although Eduardo felt that the atmosphere was slightly wrong, since he was a friend of Sol and Loki's son, then... he could only arrange to live at home—as for Mark?

His first reaction after seeing the person with pointed ears was: This world is making me laugh!

The second reaction was... grabbing Eduardo and not letting go. For this reason, he even pushed Pete towards Spock-in Mark's opinion, anyone, male or female, could be him rivals, especially those who live at home.

He doesn't care about Sol and Loki because they are a couple, and Jim... he is not a threat in Mark's eyes, because he thinks that since Sol and Loki are Huado's friends, then Jim is Became "Little Jim", so the threat is not valid.And the pointy-eared one in front of him...he looks like an elf who ran out of "The Lord of the Rings", and Eduardo likes to watch "The Lord of the Rings"!

Absolutely don't let him touch Hua Duo!

Mark grabbed Eduardo's arm, and while Eduardo was not paying attention, he boldly took a bite on Huado's chin.

"Mark!" Hua Duo pulled him away, "You help Pete with homework today."

Indeed, although Pete knows a lot, he still has a lot of other things to learn - Pete needs to go to school in less than two months, and they must be refreshed.

Mark nodded aggrievedly.

Seeing Mark's aggrieved look, Eduardo had no choice but to kiss him on the mouth: "Good boy, go quickly."

With the reward, Mark immediately lifted his spirits and grabbed Pete to study.And now, only Saul and Spock are in the living room, staring at each other, and Eduardo decides to prepare some drinks for them to have a good talk—even though he thinks this Spock is weird, he is a guest after all. .

The choice of drinks is varied.

Eduardo looked around in the kitchen, and finally, he stopped at the thick chocolate.

Maybe, chocolate milk is a good choice - after all Saul raved about it.And...Spock seemed a little tired, he just went through time travel, maybe chocolate is a good thing to replenish his energy?

After thinking about it, he still took chocolate syrup and milk, and finally put some maple syrup in it.

And right now, in Loki's room, Jim is being tortured.

"So, you like that guy?" Loki took a jar of hand cream and rubbed it on his hands. He needed to take good care of himself - since he would be the "biological father" of two children in the future, maintenance was necessary.

"How did you know that?" Jim was taken aback.

"It's very obvious. The way you look at him, boy, the way you look at him is too revealing, and don't forget, I'm your... father, of course I can see it." Loki said proudly, He didn't feel ashamed or ashamed at all because he could have children, as if being a man who can have children is something extremely proud, "So of course I know you like him."

Jim wanted to retort that I wasn't your child, but... it was a strange feeling, a very strange feeling - something his mother had never given him.And the man in front of him, who claimed to be the man who gave birth to him, actually gave him this feeling, it was the first time since he was born.

"You still don't believe that I'm your... real father." Loki shrugged. "But time will tell, son. Also, if you like him, remember not to have him on it—otherwise you'll just wait Get as big as me!"

What?

Jim froze.

Rocky said very seriously: "I am not the only one who will have children in this world, and Eduardo will also-I have not left because I suspect that he is my son, but...it seems not right."