[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness

Loki said that Eduardo is somewhat similar to him, but it is not right to say that it is his son. It is by no means unfounded, because if it is his son, he can tell it at the first sight— —Like Jim.

And Eduardo was not like his child.But it must have something to do with him.

So he planned to stay for a while longer, and borrowed Mark's network to find his Andreas.

However, when he was surfing the Internet in the room, a tragic xxoo battle was happening next door—it was terrifying!

Loki was going to rush over to help, but...Jim was over there, humming and cheering up... This made Loki, who is a "father" of a person, feel a little sad and unbalanced...Obviously Tell this kid not to be below!

Covering his face, Loki decided that it would be better not to continue listening to the corner - he couldn't understand how the people on Vulcan could be so explosive, but... Maybe he will have an answer tomorrow morning.

Feeling sad, he decided to continue surfing the Internet.

On the Internet, he has been searching for a long time - his Internet access is different from that of normal humans, he can use his own consciousness to search in the Internet, if Mark sees it, he may say that it is a new programming method , but this method is too high-end to be mastered at present - but Loki can master it and use it.

Theoretically speaking, Saul is also possible, but his major does not match this direction.

Looking for a person on the Internet, this person is not only a matter of looks, he must also have other miracles.

For example, Jim, the reason why Loki said that he is his child is because he has that special taste of miracles, such as—turning danger into safety.The lucky value is infinite.In other words, after he threw the child into the human world, the child would live under the shell of a human being. As a human being, they have no divine power, so where did the divine power go?Of course, other things are used to make up for it.

Such as lucky value.

Such as x ability.

Such as appearance bonus.

And so on and so on and so on that are counterintuitive.And now, what Loki is looking for is an existence that goes against common sense.

Then he found it.

At least, just looking at his face, he felt that this should be his child... However, further confirmation is needed.

So, when he took his computer to find Eduardo, he met an embarrassed Eduardo downstairs.

"What's wrong?" Loki asked.

Eduardo twitched his lips apologetically, and said, "Uh... I seem to have gotten into trouble..."

The word causing trouble is not difficult to understand, but... for a person like Eduardo, it is indeed not so easy to talk about causing trouble—Loki admits that Eduardo is the most obedient and gentle person he has ever met.Of course, he hadn't seen many people either.

As the underage prince of Asgard, he didn't need to meet so many people, and when he grew up and started to stand above the court, he didn't need to meet many docile people, because those ministers There are basically few who can become compliant. They are self-willed, conceited and proud, but they don't take out the capital of their conceit and pride, because they are filthy but always think that they are pure little white lotus.

Therefore, when Eduardo said that he caused trouble, Loki was taken aback.

Then, Eduardo explained why he got into trouble: "I was going to make some hot drinks...then...the alien drank it and said he wanted to find Jim...then..."

"Hot drink?"

"Hot drink."

"Chocolate?" Loki knew almost instantly what was up.

"Hot chocolate milk." Eduardo nodded.

"Okay. Hot chocolate milk... um... that Vulcan can't handle alcohol." Loki nodded, turned and left.

But what Loki didn't know was that from then on, even Pete was not qualified to drink chocolate milk, because... Loki said that chocolate milk was equal to wine-Eduardo didn't want Pete to get drunk.

Of course this is not the case!

The truth is, early the next morning, Spock appeared in front of everyone with a troubled face. He asked for a potato and gnawed it slowly until Pete went to go and go to play baseball with Jim. Then, he stood Standing up to stop Pete, Pete deftly dodged the Vulcan's attack... Immediately afterwards, Pete fell over his shoulder and fell him - fell the Vulcan.

"Very interesting." Spock didn't feel ashamed after being thrown down, as if he was stating the facts, "May I know the race of Mr. Pete Saverin? He shouldn't be a pure-blooded earthling."

Both Mark and Eduardo looked at him with a "you're kidding me" look.

But he is still stating: "The attack just now should have been tentative at the beginning... In the words of the people on Earth-playing, but when Mr. Pete Saverin couldn't move me with human strength, He used non-human power, so to speak, this power does not belong to humans. Therefore, I can assume that his ability is not limited to this, and such ability...his parents..."

"It's me! Hua Duo and I!" Mark said nervously, "We are his parents—the kind of his own."

Spock's face remained expressionless.He looked at Mark, then at Eduardo—the faces of these two people, from a genetic point of view, did look like Pete's parents, but... Men have children?

"With all due respect, the males among the earthlings have always been incapable of... having the ability to reproduce." That's all he could say.

"Hmm, but it doesn't represent all of them." Loki interjected, "Besides, humans are not the only race on Earth." This time it was Spock's turn to look at Eduardo and Mark meaningfully, but he In the end, there was no rebuttal to Loki.

He gnawed off his own potatoes, and borrowed the kitchen to cook a pot of unpalatable-looking porridge, and brought it upstairs.

But after seeing him bring the pot of porridge, Loki could only sigh, and turned to the kitchen to boil hot water.

"What are you going to do?" Pete asked carelessly.

"Chicken Cream of Mushroom Soup," Rocky said, "boiled in milk, large pieces of chicken, the fried one, and washed mushrooms and cheese slices, onion cut into small cubes, no celery .” As he said, the ingredients started to move by themselves and began to jump into the pot.

"Cool—" I have to say, magic is really convenient.

"Yeah, I bet in 10 or [-] minutes, the pointy-eared Vulcan will come out, the frustrated kind." Loki sneered—even if he threw his son away when he was born, he still knew that his son What do you like, who made the son grow out of his stomach?

But today, he himself has figured out one thing - Eduardo may indeed not belong to the "human" race, that's why he can have children.

As for this kid...

Loki is not Thor, of course he knows who this kid is—even, he also knows how Sol got here, so... he almost has a special guess, a bold and ingenious guess, if it is so What he was thinking... Then, Eduardo really hid it too deeply.

Maybe, even he himself doesn't know what he is.

Rocky curled his lips, planning to go to New York to find the little guy who might be his son.

Ten minutes later, sure enough, Spock came down with his porridge—the bowl wasn't in good condition, and there was a lot left, which meant Jim didn't eat a few mouthfuls.

Loki was overjoyed.He took out the bowl, poured his thick soup into it, and carried the thick soup upstairs-this is a good time for him to show his fatherly love.

Of course, his behavior is seen by others...Maybe it is maternal love?

And Eduardo was entangled in the fact that Spock said that Pete was not a human being. According to Spock, people on their planet eat chocolate and drink alcohol to people on Earth, and they have at least three times the amount of people on Earth. Strength and fitness, including their bone density.And Pete is equivalent to being able to fall a person three times his weight... This ability is indeed a bit scary.

"Dad, don't worry, maybe you are a Vulcan too." Pete said, took out another chocolate bar and began to bite.

"So, I need to ban you from eating chocolate now, Pete."

"Father, this is inhumane!"

"Protest dismissed." Eduardo said, and took away the other chocolates in his hand. Now, he has to think about how to adapt Pete to be an ordinary person-he doesn't want anyone to take Pete away for research, which is too much It was scary, and he didn't like it.

Of course, it wasn't just Eduardo who thought of terrible things, but Mark as well.

He investigated a lot of things and finally came up with no results, so he started to make a plan to destroy all the videos and other materials related to Pete's power—no one left.

Just when the family of three was making a fuss in the living room, Jim finally appeared with his waist supported.He was wearing loose clothes, his walking posture was strange, and there were red marks on the corners of his eyes... He seemed to have made a big decision when he took a step... After moving for a long time, he finally moved to the living room, from the coffee table in the living room He took out the car keys and prepared to go out.

"Can you drive?" Mark hit Jim knowingly.

"My dad has a vintage car, 21st century - I can drive!" Jim growled.

"I said, 'Can you drive'?" Mark hit Jim again knowingly.

"Of course!" Jim raised his chin, and then his movement seemed a little big, which made the neckline of his loose casual clothes slide down a few centimeters... Well, the thing on his neck is definitely not a mosquito bite!

Seeing Eduardo embarrassed Pete's face, Jim knew what was going on, so he looked a little annoyed and said, "Okay, I'm going out now, goodbye!"

"Uh... Jim, you'd better rest and rest..." Eduardo advised.

"I don't want to." Jim shook his head.He didn't want to stay and look at Spock at all, even if Spock made him porridge, he just didn't want to stay, so he asked, "Uh... I mean, is there any food around here?" A place to stay?"

"There is a place to stay, but you have no money." Mark pointed out the problem again.

Just when they were stalemate downstairs, Spock ran down, his movements were fast and agile, and he found Jim when he was about to find a place to hide first, so the Vulcan His physical advantage was highlighted—he took advantage of the danger when Jim was in trouble, and grabbed Jim who was about to hide!

"Let go of me, Spock!" Jim was desperate.

"I can't do that, James, we need to talk." Spock used human words that would normally have made Jim laugh at him, but now, he wasn't in the mood to laugh at him.Spock continued, "This whole thing isn't just about you and me, Captain, we should..."

"No, we should act as if nothing happened!"