[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness
Chapter 76
The topic of reproductive isolation is so abusive that Edward doesn't want it to have anything to do with Pete.
However, Dr. McCoy, who was sitting in the back seat, was dumbfounded by this sentence.
Of course he knows that there is an i-star, and the i-people living on it are extremely technologically advanced but have not joined the Star Alliance. Aggressive, but in fact, once there is a war, they will definitely join in it-as long as they know it.
This is indeed a bit dangerous for people on other planets, but fortunately, they hardly talk nonsense with unfamiliar people, and naturally they will not join the war much.
Besides, they don't like the Klingons either.
But... why do these earthlings in the 21st century also know i people?
Dr. McCoy looked at them in puzzlement and shock.
Pete smiled and didn't explain the problem.
Eduardo quickly drove back to their villa on the outskirts of Boston.
Of course, McCoy rarely sees such a classical building. In the 23rd century, one would either look for an apartment in a high-rise building in a metropolis, or a dormitory at the Interstellar Academy, or a house built on rural land. It is to make enough food - there were very few houses built in the suburbs at that time, which looked leisurely and soft.It is completely different from the tall buildings of the 23rd century, it is not so rigid, nor does it have that depressing sense of restraint.
McCoy followed this weird family of three into the room. The decoration style of the house is also soft and warm, mainly in red and blue tones, and the dark red sofa looks very warm.
In Boston, where the color of the ground is covered by heavy snow, the warm colors brought by the door make the whole room feel warmer.
McCoy was not in the mood to appreciate these decorations or feel the so-called warmth. He walked into the house, found a more conspicuous place that would be convenient for him to escape, stood up, folded his arms, and asked, "Now, tell me Jim Where's the kid? I've got to give him a good shot before he's too stupid to know who he is again!"
Pete raised his eyebrows and turned to look at Eduardo.Eduardo could only sigh, and turned to look at Mark.At this time, probably only Mark can let people out-after all, Jim and Spock are working for Mark.
Reluctantly taking out the phone, Mark called Spock: "A doctor named McCoy came to you, and he said he found something wrong with the data on the test kit that Jim was carrying, so he came to you .”
Important things, he has never just done it once.Unimportant things... Mark never said.
Spock put down the phone and turned back to Jim.
Because Jim is pregnant, he has kept Jim away from mobile phones and microwave ovens for a long time, only computers... Spock did make something that can isolate computer radiation. In fact, he was only worried that the phone would give Jim a headache. rather than radiation.
"You mean old bones?" Jim was startled when he heard what he said, "Didn't they let them wait for us over there? How could he..."
"Your reading isn't normal. Spock answered curtly."
"God! If he sees this... I really think this thing will never end!" Jim pointed to his belly. He has been pregnant for several months, more than six months to be specific. At this time Couldn't have surgery to remove it, couldn't possibly get a shock...Jim was so worried that the old bone would knock his belly out...in the heat of the moment.
Spock moved his eyes and said, "Jim, I suggest that I go in first. When I bear Dr. McCoy's anger, his threat to you will be reduced by 78.4% after venting his anger. That's just Conservative estimate."
This is indeed a conservative estimate.
Jim thought Spock would get his brains knocked out by Old Bones first, and then he'd be fine.
"Also, if Dr. McCoy insists on being angry and resorting to force, I think I have enough ability to calm him down temporarily, so it is logical for me to explain to him first."
Jim looked at Spock, feeling like... sending him to battle.
Spock pushed Jim out of K's Boston branch and helped him into the car, where they called Mark.
Mark saw that the call was from Spock, and reflexively handed it to Eduardo.Eduardo sighed and picked up the phone.
"Mr. Saverin, please hand over the phone to Dr. McCoy." Spock's voice came.
McCoy took the phone and snorted seriously: "This is Dr. McCoy, who are you?"
"Dr. McCoy, this is the First Mate of the Enterprise, Spock." Spock's voice was always serious. "Doctor, I appreciate you being here, but please be prepared."
"Preparation for what?" McCoy asked aloud.
"Jim and I... we had a few conditions that caused him to be unwell, but it wasn't fatal. So I beg you, Dr. McCoy, don't get excited..."
"Spock! How many things can you, green blood goblin, do to excite me? No, no, no! Except for your beating up Khan, nothing else excites me." Dr. McCoy Hang up the phone and sit on the sofa with a good temper.
He can rest easy knowing that kid Jim is fine, and as for Spock... the green blood goblin will be fine at all, he's always been the confident and capable one, right?
Dr. McCoy sat and waited leisurely.
Only Eduardo felt that things were not so simple.
In fact, Eduardo thinks things might be bad.
Because Dr. McCoy doesn't seem to know that Jim is pregnant...and Jim...it seems that men can't get pregnant in the 23rd century.
This is really breaking news... Eduardo put his arms around Pete and led him to stand in front of McCoy.
McCoy was still shaking his head leisurely. Seeing the male owner of this family bring the child to him, he felt that the matter might have something to do with the child... As a doctor, he would of course think that the child might be sick, so, He smiled and asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Uh..." Eduardo wanted to say something, he looked at Pete, and Pete looked at Mark.
Mark walked over bravely and said, "It's like this, we plan to have another child... You are a doctor in the 23rd century, so for various reasons, we should choose you to help us check the body."
"What?" Dr. McCoy looked at Pete, then at Mark and Eduardo, and asked, "Surrogate pregnancy checkups can be done everywhere? Don't fool me! Let me tell you, I am still familiar with medical classics!"
In any medical books, including medical history, there is no statement that surrogacy needs to be checked by a special doctor, or that it is a male body. This is unscientific!
Eduardo immediately understood what Mark meant, and said: "But it was nine years ago when I gave birth to Pete, and I think the best childbearing period for women is before the age of 35, so for men... I am worried whether it will be In advance—and you are a doctor from other places, if you help to check, at least the secret will not be leaked, and I will save a lot of confidentiality fees, right?"
"What?!" Dr. McCoy was really dumbfounded.
"That is to say, I came out of my father's stomach." Pete added a knife at the end.
No thanks, Dr. McCoy!
McCoy quickly dug out his medical tricorder...the readings on it were not normal, and strangely so...
"That's right...that's right!" He pressed a few buttons and checked again, "Yes...that's how it is...so..."
Eduardo looked at McCoy.
He felt that McCoy knew the truth of the matter... However, he couldn't say it directly.
In fact, McCoy really knew the truth... He had always felt that the readings were wrong-if it was a pregnant woman's reading, it would be fine, but if it was Jim's, he certainly didn't believe it was normal status.But...since men in this world can have children...then...maybe Jim learned to have children too? !
But why is it the child of the green blood goblin!
McCoy began to prepare.
He will definitely give that green-blooded goblin a good beating!
So, when Spock opened the door and walked in, he was greeted by McCoy's indiscriminate bombardment: "You green blood goblin! Pointy-eared goblin! You bastard! You got Jim pregnant! "He went up and slapped Spock while cursing—of course, McCoy remembered Spock's force value, he just slapped normally, and didn't intend to really anger Spock, "You made Jim pregnant! You混球!他自己还是个孩子呢!我要揍扁你!揍哭你!揍得你满地找牙——史波克,你这个混球!你跟他结婚了吗?你求婚了吗?你给Is he ready for a diamond ring?!"
Spock endured.
Of course he could easily push McCoy away.But logic told him it would be illogical to push McCoy away now.
McCoy continued to scold: "You made my little Jim pregnant! My God! Do you know how difficult it is to raise him? He is the most allergen in the universe! So what are you going to do? Son Do you think the child is not married and has a child? In the future, if you get married with other green -blooded Geblin, what do Jim do?! Do you dare to go to your boss -uh! I want to cry you! "
I have to say that McCoy played pretty well.
Spock finally couldn't bear it anymore, he grabbed McCoy's hand, forcefully ordered him to suspend the beating action, and said, "Doctor McCoy, please don't engage in senseless acts of violence, it's illogical—Vulcans We will not have physical contact with people casually and have children, we can be together because we are compatible, Jim and I are the most logical choice in the universe."
"Aha! You say you're the most logical choice in the universe? What about Uhura? What about your daddy? Is Jim married to you? That's all I want to know—are you married? Diamond rings Is it?" McCoy didn't care about anything else, the Jim he raised was snatched away by a green blood goblin, which made people feel heartbroken!
"Doctor McCoy, we have already made a heart connection. After returning, I will propose to reunite with him at the promised place in New Vulcan. Of course, the wedding of the Star Federation is also possible." Spock was expressionless. Said, "We cannot be separated."
After listening to Spock's words, McCoy slowly lowered his fists - he wouldn't say it was because he was tired, never!
Spock went on, "Jim is nearly seven earth months pregnant. Do you have any advice for giving birth?"
"Don't mention labor to me!" McCoy screamed. "Damn it, show me that little bastard!"
However, Dr. McCoy, who was sitting in the back seat, was dumbfounded by this sentence.
Of course he knows that there is an i-star, and the i-people living on it are extremely technologically advanced but have not joined the Star Alliance. Aggressive, but in fact, once there is a war, they will definitely join in it-as long as they know it.
This is indeed a bit dangerous for people on other planets, but fortunately, they hardly talk nonsense with unfamiliar people, and naturally they will not join the war much.
Besides, they don't like the Klingons either.
But... why do these earthlings in the 21st century also know i people?
Dr. McCoy looked at them in puzzlement and shock.
Pete smiled and didn't explain the problem.
Eduardo quickly drove back to their villa on the outskirts of Boston.
Of course, McCoy rarely sees such a classical building. In the 23rd century, one would either look for an apartment in a high-rise building in a metropolis, or a dormitory at the Interstellar Academy, or a house built on rural land. It is to make enough food - there were very few houses built in the suburbs at that time, which looked leisurely and soft.It is completely different from the tall buildings of the 23rd century, it is not so rigid, nor does it have that depressing sense of restraint.
McCoy followed this weird family of three into the room. The decoration style of the house is also soft and warm, mainly in red and blue tones, and the dark red sofa looks very warm.
In Boston, where the color of the ground is covered by heavy snow, the warm colors brought by the door make the whole room feel warmer.
McCoy was not in the mood to appreciate these decorations or feel the so-called warmth. He walked into the house, found a more conspicuous place that would be convenient for him to escape, stood up, folded his arms, and asked, "Now, tell me Jim Where's the kid? I've got to give him a good shot before he's too stupid to know who he is again!"
Pete raised his eyebrows and turned to look at Eduardo.Eduardo could only sigh, and turned to look at Mark.At this time, probably only Mark can let people out-after all, Jim and Spock are working for Mark.
Reluctantly taking out the phone, Mark called Spock: "A doctor named McCoy came to you, and he said he found something wrong with the data on the test kit that Jim was carrying, so he came to you .”
Important things, he has never just done it once.Unimportant things... Mark never said.
Spock put down the phone and turned back to Jim.
Because Jim is pregnant, he has kept Jim away from mobile phones and microwave ovens for a long time, only computers... Spock did make something that can isolate computer radiation. In fact, he was only worried that the phone would give Jim a headache. rather than radiation.
"You mean old bones?" Jim was startled when he heard what he said, "Didn't they let them wait for us over there? How could he..."
"Your reading isn't normal. Spock answered curtly."
"God! If he sees this... I really think this thing will never end!" Jim pointed to his belly. He has been pregnant for several months, more than six months to be specific. At this time Couldn't have surgery to remove it, couldn't possibly get a shock...Jim was so worried that the old bone would knock his belly out...in the heat of the moment.
Spock moved his eyes and said, "Jim, I suggest that I go in first. When I bear Dr. McCoy's anger, his threat to you will be reduced by 78.4% after venting his anger. That's just Conservative estimate."
This is indeed a conservative estimate.
Jim thought Spock would get his brains knocked out by Old Bones first, and then he'd be fine.
"Also, if Dr. McCoy insists on being angry and resorting to force, I think I have enough ability to calm him down temporarily, so it is logical for me to explain to him first."
Jim looked at Spock, feeling like... sending him to battle.
Spock pushed Jim out of K's Boston branch and helped him into the car, where they called Mark.
Mark saw that the call was from Spock, and reflexively handed it to Eduardo.Eduardo sighed and picked up the phone.
"Mr. Saverin, please hand over the phone to Dr. McCoy." Spock's voice came.
McCoy took the phone and snorted seriously: "This is Dr. McCoy, who are you?"
"Dr. McCoy, this is the First Mate of the Enterprise, Spock." Spock's voice was always serious. "Doctor, I appreciate you being here, but please be prepared."
"Preparation for what?" McCoy asked aloud.
"Jim and I... we had a few conditions that caused him to be unwell, but it wasn't fatal. So I beg you, Dr. McCoy, don't get excited..."
"Spock! How many things can you, green blood goblin, do to excite me? No, no, no! Except for your beating up Khan, nothing else excites me." Dr. McCoy Hang up the phone and sit on the sofa with a good temper.
He can rest easy knowing that kid Jim is fine, and as for Spock... the green blood goblin will be fine at all, he's always been the confident and capable one, right?
Dr. McCoy sat and waited leisurely.
Only Eduardo felt that things were not so simple.
In fact, Eduardo thinks things might be bad.
Because Dr. McCoy doesn't seem to know that Jim is pregnant...and Jim...it seems that men can't get pregnant in the 23rd century.
This is really breaking news... Eduardo put his arms around Pete and led him to stand in front of McCoy.
McCoy was still shaking his head leisurely. Seeing the male owner of this family bring the child to him, he felt that the matter might have something to do with the child... As a doctor, he would of course think that the child might be sick, so, He smiled and asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Uh..." Eduardo wanted to say something, he looked at Pete, and Pete looked at Mark.
Mark walked over bravely and said, "It's like this, we plan to have another child... You are a doctor in the 23rd century, so for various reasons, we should choose you to help us check the body."
"What?" Dr. McCoy looked at Pete, then at Mark and Eduardo, and asked, "Surrogate pregnancy checkups can be done everywhere? Don't fool me! Let me tell you, I am still familiar with medical classics!"
In any medical books, including medical history, there is no statement that surrogacy needs to be checked by a special doctor, or that it is a male body. This is unscientific!
Eduardo immediately understood what Mark meant, and said: "But it was nine years ago when I gave birth to Pete, and I think the best childbearing period for women is before the age of 35, so for men... I am worried whether it will be In advance—and you are a doctor from other places, if you help to check, at least the secret will not be leaked, and I will save a lot of confidentiality fees, right?"
"What?!" Dr. McCoy was really dumbfounded.
"That is to say, I came out of my father's stomach." Pete added a knife at the end.
No thanks, Dr. McCoy!
McCoy quickly dug out his medical tricorder...the readings on it were not normal, and strangely so...
"That's right...that's right!" He pressed a few buttons and checked again, "Yes...that's how it is...so..."
Eduardo looked at McCoy.
He felt that McCoy knew the truth of the matter... However, he couldn't say it directly.
In fact, McCoy really knew the truth... He had always felt that the readings were wrong-if it was a pregnant woman's reading, it would be fine, but if it was Jim's, he certainly didn't believe it was normal status.But...since men in this world can have children...then...maybe Jim learned to have children too? !
But why is it the child of the green blood goblin!
McCoy began to prepare.
He will definitely give that green-blooded goblin a good beating!
So, when Spock opened the door and walked in, he was greeted by McCoy's indiscriminate bombardment: "You green blood goblin! Pointy-eared goblin! You bastard! You got Jim pregnant! "He went up and slapped Spock while cursing—of course, McCoy remembered Spock's force value, he just slapped normally, and didn't intend to really anger Spock, "You made Jim pregnant! You混球!他自己还是个孩子呢!我要揍扁你!揍哭你!揍得你满地找牙——史波克,你这个混球!你跟他结婚了吗?你求婚了吗?你给Is he ready for a diamond ring?!"
Spock endured.
Of course he could easily push McCoy away.But logic told him it would be illogical to push McCoy away now.
McCoy continued to scold: "You made my little Jim pregnant! My God! Do you know how difficult it is to raise him? He is the most allergen in the universe! So what are you going to do? Son Do you think the child is not married and has a child? In the future, if you get married with other green -blooded Geblin, what do Jim do?! Do you dare to go to your boss -uh! I want to cry you! "
I have to say that McCoy played pretty well.
Spock finally couldn't bear it anymore, he grabbed McCoy's hand, forcefully ordered him to suspend the beating action, and said, "Doctor McCoy, please don't engage in senseless acts of violence, it's illogical—Vulcans We will not have physical contact with people casually and have children, we can be together because we are compatible, Jim and I are the most logical choice in the universe."
"Aha! You say you're the most logical choice in the universe? What about Uhura? What about your daddy? Is Jim married to you? That's all I want to know—are you married? Diamond rings Is it?" McCoy didn't care about anything else, the Jim he raised was snatched away by a green blood goblin, which made people feel heartbroken!
"Doctor McCoy, we have already made a heart connection. After returning, I will propose to reunite with him at the promised place in New Vulcan. Of course, the wedding of the Star Federation is also possible." Spock was expressionless. Said, "We cannot be separated."
After listening to Spock's words, McCoy slowly lowered his fists - he wouldn't say it was because he was tired, never!
Spock went on, "Jim is nearly seven earth months pregnant. Do you have any advice for giving birth?"
"Don't mention labor to me!" McCoy screamed. "Damn it, show me that little bastard!"
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