[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness

McCoy finally got Spock's promise that he would hold another wedding with Jim on Earth, and any issues that might make Jim unhappy were thought of by McCoy. He first asked Spock to marry Jim. After marriage, it must be agreed that the family name of the child on Earth will be Kirk, and then Spock must use his father Sarek's relationship so that Jim can continue to operate the Enterprise-Spock of course chooses to agree.

Most terrifyingly, though, McCoy asked them to co-parent on the Enterprise.

"So we have everything—doctors, nurses, teachers, can you find a better place to raise your child? Or are you going to have a child like Jim did when he was a kid? No no no! I disagree! I strongly disagree! "McCoy, who is full of fatherly feelings, has completely gone berserk and become an invincible monster in the universe, and Spock can only agree. As for Jim?What McCoy said, he nodded aside and said: "The old bone is so reasonable that I can't refute it."

In this way, McCoy stayed here and prepared to deliver Jim... It was too embarrassing to say this, McCoy felt that he couldn't bear such a horrible fact, but when Jim's belly was getting bigger and bigger He didn't know horror until it was already due - Jim was all that mattered!

Old Bones arranged a delivery room in Pete's villa, and prepared all the supplies for the delivery of the child-of course he didn't like to cut up a person, you know, it was absolutely barbaric, but let Jim give birth by himself? !

No, no!

Don't joke around with a medical student - babies and guts don't communicate!

Therefore, only caesarean section.

For a caesarean section, there are many things to prepare, including the anesthetics in his medical kit-fortunately, they are painless.

Eduardo comforts Jim.

"Don't worry, it's actually not that painful." Eduardo whispered, "And your technology is relatively advanced, you can fix it directly if you are injured, so you don't have to stay in bed for a month."

"Okay, I'm not worried, and I'm not afraid." Jim whispered, he seemed to agree with Eduardo's point of view, probably because Eduardo is the only man here who has given birth to a child, based on this, he trusts him very much.And Pete... also made Jim hopeful for his future child-if not a magical genius, but a healthy child, right?

At this time, Jim didn't know how to have a special feeling, at least... As long as the child is healthy, he can give everything for him.

So, in the delivery room, except for Mark and Pete who were not allowed in, McCoy and Eduardo were very busy, and Spock... Spock couldn't do anything now, he was green, so green Very quickly, when Jim said that his stomach hurts, his face turned green instantly, and then his eyes froze with green color, he could neither understand nor speak, he could only look at Jim, his face turned green. The expression on the face is empty.

"Look at how he can't be of much help!" McCoy complained about Spock.

"Stop scolding him, McCoy, he can't help to prove that he's scared." Eduardo rolled his eyes and laughed.

"He's a green blood goblin who won't be afraid!" McCoy complained again.

"Old Bones..." Jim hastened to smooth things over—while trying to give birth to a baby, he had to appease Old Bones and Spock at the same time. He was really the most tragic pregnant woman in history.

Old Bones was busy, after all, he was the only one who was alive, and Eduardo could only help out with his experience... and Spock, he said after Old Bones said, "Prepare to have a laparotomy." He rushed to Jim and grabbed Jim's hand.

Well, thanks to 23rd century medicine.

No sooner had Spock grabbed Jim's hand than he heard a baby cry, and Bones had already brought the baby out and handed it to Eduardo, who began to tend to Jim's wounds.

"I'm going to be tortured to death by you!" Old Bones gave Spock a nasty look, and began to use biological needles to treat the opening in Jim's stomach-including the opening of his weird extra organ, in fact, That organ fell off quickly after giving birth, but... a lot of incomprehensible blood vessels are still there, and the old bones need to deal with these.

"Don't... old bones, you just sew up the outside, the inside is fine... I... I mean, my biological father-the man who gave birth to me, he said the outside wound closed, and the inside It will grow in 10 minutes." Jim stopped the old bone's hand and said.

"Aha, you still have a 'biological father'?"

"Uh... this is more difficult to explain..." Jim felt that the three views were subverted when he mentioned this, so he was able to talk to the old bone again.

Anyway, the baby was born, and Jim recovered after a week of rest—but he never forgot to help him at Ragnarok, and the only one who could help him there was Pete's The machine and Eduardo's affinity for the machine.

Soon, they were ready, and the old bones carried the title of "Daddy", followed Jim and Spock, holding their little baby Harry Kirk, and traveled through time and space.

But Pete felt something was wrong.

But obviously, after their family left, Pete's life became peaceful. There were not so many things, and he began to study at ease, preparing to contribute to his great money-making career.

Soon, his research was successful. Although holographic games are expensive, they are very cost-effective, and as long as you have a holographic game card, you can use your own account on the device. Computers can play this too, and there's even a 3D version.

Pete was very relieved about this.

He is already nine years old, a nine-year-old child does not need too much guidance from adults, he knows what to do best - so, he created a game account, ready to go up and enjoy the game life.

"Peter, have you decided not to continue studying?" Eduardo, who has obtained Pete's diploma, feels a little regretful, but Pete's current situation is beyond the scope of normal people's understanding, and he really doesn't want Pete to have no childhood life .

"Dad, you can rest assured." Pete shrugged, "I wouldn't say that I've stood at the highest peak of mankind, it's too immodest."

Eduardo could only sigh.

He has nothing to do with Pete. Pete did inherit his i bloodline, which made his comprehension of machines more than n grades, and almost all of Mark's magical ideas can be realized with Pete—the most terrifying thing is , Pete finally came up with a complete version of artificial intelligence after a day of tinkering with Mark in the small black room, and when this guy appeared, he completely subverted Eduardo's cognition.

"Jarvis said that there are already artificial intelligences, but they are not perfect." Pete said, fiddling with the pliers, "One of them clearly has no emotion, but uses logic to deal with problems, and is a bit ambitious. Bobo means, this is terrible."

"Peter, don't tell anyone about this." Eduardo felt that things were not in the right order.

"But...the other one is almost complete, she is no different from life!" Mark retorted, "Jarvis should help her."

"Shut up, Mark!" Eduardo glared at him. "Don't say it, never tell anyone this kind of thing—now, you'd better go clean the dishes, and cut up the fruit and serve it. As for Jia Wes, he's an artificial intelligence—but again, he's a living being, and he can do whatever he wants!"

Put it this way, is there anyone who doesn't understand?

Jarvis blinked the lights in the house and said, "Thank you very much, sir."

Eduardo raised his eyebrows, turned around and sat on the sofa to watch TV.Pete also ran over to sit next to him immediately, and poor Mark had to go to work in the kitchen.

Since Jim left, Eduardo has more and more mastered the skills of several friends who lived in his house. He still had no confidence in Mark at first, but now, he really knows how to transform a small fighting robot into a A real "household robot" too.

Mark is a representative.

Doorbell rang.

Pete rushed to open the door, Dustin and Chris stood outside the door.

Dustin laughed heartlessly as always, while Chris was obviously desperate for the world.

Originally, Chris just thought that Mark would be transformed into a normal person, but... In the past two years, Mark has become more and more "wife slave" and has gone forever.

However, this is also normal.

Chris touched his chin, thinking, if he or Sean were pregnant with a child, the other would probably be more attentive than Mark, and basically had the illusion that the world was about to collapse—that was a child!

"Where's Mark?" Chris entered the door and saw Eduardo, who had just been pregnant for less than two months, sitting on the sofa, crooked in an unusually relaxed posture that is rarely seen on weekdays, holding A sliced ​​orange and a glass of apple milk in one hand.

Seeing Chris and Dustin walk in, Eduardo shifted his posture slightly and told them: "He cuts fruit in the kitchen. But seriously, he's been getting less and less smart lately! Did you know that he actually Don’t wash the knife after cutting the fruit! If it happens again, I’ll make him kneel on the keyboard!”

"Why not the motherboard?" Dustin is definitely a master at killing.

"Stupid! The motherboard is not a punishment for not washing the fruit knife." Eduardo glanced at him with a look of confidence, "He will never dare not wash the fruit knife again, I can foresee it."

Pete nodded emphatically.

This has already been certified internationally, especially after his father is pregnant again, the world can hardly be better.

But... that's fine too.

At least he doesn't have to be caught between the two of them every day not knowing what to do.

Walking into the kitchen, Pete helped Mark bring fruit, and after a few steps, there was a noise in his laboratory—Jarvis!

"I'm very sorry, Pete." Jarvis's voice sounded.

Pete shuddered and almost dropped the plate in his hand.

"What is this?" Dustin was also taken aback.But...then, a man in gold and red armor...yes, he is human, at least not a robot, because his face is exposed-a handsome and beautiful middle-aged man with a weird mustache , walked out of Pete's laboratory, and there is still a little... the meaning of a short-circuited wire.

The man complained as he walked: "This is really weird - it's okay to wake up from the 23rd century, and was spoofed by a kid to the 21st century - isn't there a great Stark here?"

"Tony, I don't think you should ask this. You should ask if the kid next to you is okay..." A man wearing...the American flag came out of the laboratory, holding a blond child in his arms. boy.

Immediately afterwards, it was Jim, who looked at the child in the arms of the man with the American flag tangled up, as if he was going to rush over and grab it.