[Short story] I am not a cat

1.

"Do you have any wishes?" Someone seemed to ask in a trance.

"Yes!" Although I wasn't sure if he was asking me, I replied immediately reflexively, "I want my cat back!"

Wait a minute, why do you want to go back?Shouldn't my wish be to have a cat?

Forget it is not important.

"That's it?" It should be a little surprised to hear that tone.

Of course I kept silent and frowned, I don't quite remember but I should have frowned.

What's the matter with this contemptuous and somewhat contemptuous tone?Do you know how small, cute, soft, obedient, clingy, clever, charming, lively, playful, and elegant little elf is?

I am angry!

very angry!

Very serious!

The kind that can't be coaxed well!

2.

In fact, raising cats is something I have planned for a long time.

I have been a cat slave since I was a child without a cat. Whenever I go to a relative or friend’s house, I will always pet a cat, as if the cat is my own son.When I saw little wild cats on the side of the road, I had to go up and tease them, because there were too many cats in the university, and I was used to always carrying a bag of cat food in my bag.

The cat cafe is also a place I often go to. Now even the boss there will say when he sees me: "Young man! Why is it you again? Look at you coming so often! Or..."

I hurriedly waved my hand, "Oh, I want to too, but I can't, my mother really disagrees..."

"What? I mean, why don't you... want to get a membership card? It only costs 100 yuan, and not only will you get a [-]% discount on desserts and drinks in the future, but you can also pet the cats here. It's super affordable." The boss paused and then Ruthlessly pierced my fragile little heart, "Especially for you."

"What?" I'm sorry, I was thinking too much, I was too young, I underestimated society and overestimated myself.

3.

My hands quietly clenched into fists in my pockets, thinking hey, you still want to fool me.

None of the doors!

I!No!manage!

I, Chen Yuyao, just suffocated and jumped from the seventeenth floor!I!All!No!manage!

4.

In the end I got a membership card.

Really fragrant.

5.

I can't help it, I really can't do it at all.

I am also poor, my heart is bleeding when I hear the sound of Alipay transfer.

But even if I'm dead and nailed in the coffin, I'll be in the grave, with this rotten vocal cord, crying out, "I want to lick the cat—"

6.

You say that I am a big man, and I like cats so much, this is definitely not a problem.So when I'm with other people, I don't squint at cats from the corner of my eye.Others thought I was disdainful, but I didn't disdain, I didn't dare!

Cats, cats, you take your Yangguan Road, I take my single-plank bridge, we will not violate the river.don't come here!Come here if you dare!so I!I will run!I'm really afraid that I can't control how much I send!

It's like you never know that the man who squatted down with you and gently said to you: "This cat is not as cute as you? Baby, don't look at the cat, look at me more." He tightly clutched a bag of cat food and his fingertips turned white.And what he really wanted to say in his heart was "How can you have a cute cat! Go away, I beg you, I don't want to make a fool of myself in public. But this cat is so cute, hehehe."

Yes, in the eyes of others except my brother and family, I am the elite of the elite, the man of men, the one who is calm, steady, handsome and intelligent is me.

What?Am I not afraid of being laughed at by my brother?

No, I only see that they have cats... I can't say any more, it hurts peace, hurts peace.

7.

As for the question of why it can't be raised, I answered it in the old way, and my mother didn't give it.

If you say anything, you will scratch randomly, lose your hair, defecate anywhere, go to work at home and go to school without anyone to accompany you, and you will be lonely, and it will be enough to raise you.

But I thought about what trouble I would have as long as there was love, but in the final analysis, I still didn't love deeply enough.

I also thought about taking one home directly to try my mother's reaction, but one is that I have no money, and the other is that there have been cases of wild cats in the community following up on my house because of feeding me, but my mother ordered me to take it away as soon as I came back. Where should I go back and forth.

Maybe it was too obvious when I was a child, even my dad couldn't stand it anymore, and taught me to be a man, don't meow meowing there all day, mother chirping, it's outrageous.Probably this is one of the reasons why I dare not reveal my extreme love for cats in front of outsiders.

8.

My original plan was to study hard, study hard, and get a fucking post-doctoral master's degree.When the job is stable and the funds are sufficient, I leave my parents and live in my single apartment. I raise a dozen or twenty fucking cats and make them rub against my trouser legs and meow every day.

Well, I just thought about it casually, really ten or twenty will kill me.In this way, five!can not be less anymore!

Why do you have doubts about single studios?Isn't having a cat enough? Do you want a girlfriend and can you afford it?

9.

I originally planned that way. Although the battle line is relatively long, I firmly believe that all my efforts will be rewarded.

But I didn't expect my cat to come so fast.

10.

Kidney deficiency, sometimes after overwork, sometimes between accidents.

11.

This is a day during the summer vacation, and I am going to sleep until the sun is high as usual before waking up.In my sleep, I seem to hear my mother come to my bed and tell me something like "take out the clothes in the washing machine to dry", "mop the floor", "don't forget to feed", "eat well" and other words .I was annoyed to hear it, and responded with two hums, and continued to turn over and hug the towel to be sound asleep, but I didn't hear anything.

It was around ten o'clock or nearly eleven o'clock, and I felt a little itchy nose, as if something furry was harassing me.

But after all, I have been single for 20 years, no, but after all, I have been missing a cat for 20 years, so I didn't think much about it, I just wanted to pet it habitually.

This touch was terrible, and it woke me up with a fright.

12.

I didn't touch my nose.

But it doesn't mean I don't have a nose or lose it, it's just that my hand has a resistance from a hairy entity, and it's kind of warm.

My first thought was if it was a giant spider that fell from the ceiling onto my bed, after all it is possible to eat bugs while sleeping.

So I flicked my arm, the tiger's body shook, and I opened my eyes suddenly.

13.

However, before I saw its shadow, I heard its sound first, and I heard a slightly rough meow before I saw those sapphire blue eyes.

But a cat?

cat?

Meow meow meow?

There should be many things in my house, but the only thing that should not be there is this cat lying comfortably on my bed!

14.

Based on my many years of experience in handling cats, this is a Siamese cat with a seal-focus color. Judging by its size, it should be six or seven months old, and its hair is shiny.Its original owner must have kept it well.

But how could I think of this when I saw it for the first time?Or how can I possibly stay sane?

Do you know that feeling when you just wake up in the morning and see the person you love the most sleeping next to you?This is how I feel right now.

So I stared at it for ten seconds. At No.11 when it started to shake its slender and powerful long tail, I, Shi Lezhi, generally said:

"Meow?"

15.

After shouting this, I regretted it, because the way it looked at me seemed a bit wrong.

Isn't there a saying that cats are actually imitating human meowing?Although I didn't believe it all the time, I always feel that its eyes have convinced me now.

"Um... can I touch you?" I asked cautiously.

no!I obviously wanted to ask where you came from!I want to send you back!It was me who was unlucky for you to be seen by my mother!And why should I be careful!

"Meow." The short and light cry seemed to be responding to me.

I don't know what the cat's various sounds mean, but seeing its tail wagging so comfortably should be... no problem, right?

So I quietly hung my hand over its head to test it out.But before my evil hand went down, it moved first, and it cooperated so much that it even took the initiative to send its head to my hand to rub.

So I exploded.

See that firework in the sky?

The most handsome one is me.

16.

After that, I became bolder.Not only did I shuffle him for a few minutes, I got the power to cuddle him.

Well actually this is what I tried secretly.

In short, I put my hands lightly under its two front paws, and lifted it into the air.It didn't resist kicking as I imagined, but was very docile at my mercy, so I slowly put it in my arms.

It is so obedient in my arms, turning its head to look at me from time to time, wagging its tail.

I took the opportunity to touch its little paw, and secretly turned it over to take a look.

Powder pad pad! ! ! ! ! ! !

It's a powder pad! ! ! ! ! !

You are literally my dream!middle!Affection!cat!

【Cat: You don't love me, you only love my pink mat. 】

17.

I am dead.

18.

wait!I can't die so ignorantly!

Suddenly, the movement of stroking the cat in my hand became difficult, "Where did you say you came in? How sad your master lost you..."

I looked around, the screens on the windows on the sixth floor were closed, and the anti-theft door was locked tightly so that not even a mosquito could fly in.

Of course I didn't think about that dream last night, I'm an atheist after all.

I put the cat back on the bed, looked around by its front paws, and there was no name tag or anything that would reveal its previous owner.If it wasn't so bright and clean, I would really suspect that a forest cat fell from the sky, and it was specially given to my good brother.

19.

But this is a cat in front of me!Still my dream cat!Although it is a little tomcat, its cat bell is more handsome than other little tomcats!

I thought deeply for a while, and finally came up with a very convincing answer, believe it or not, I believe it anyway: probably all of this is the arrangement of Steins Gate.

speak English?

No masturbation, no masturbation!

Fuck it!

20.

Now I didn't even want to get out of bed, I just propped my head and smoothed its fur.

"Later, I'll go downstairs in the community to see if there is any notice for hunting cats. If there is no notice..." I scratched its little nose, causing it to bark in dissatisfaction, "If there is no notice, you will follow me later Bar?"

The Siamese cat stopped licking its paws and looked up at me, as if it really understood what I said.

Although I made up my mind to see if anyone was looking for a cat, I secretly hoped that it would really become my cat, my own cat.

So I said, "I'll give you a name."

I didn't think about it for a long time, just like all the time before, "I see that your figure is so strong, your hair is so soft, your eyes are so bright and charming, and your meat pads are so pink and sultry, I think there is no one more suitable than Mimi! "

The cat looked up at me in shock.

There are two bloody characters written all over his eyes: Straight man.

The author has something to say:

I'll finish it all at once~

The purpose of writing a short story is to have a truly finished work. The last one was going to be a long story, but when I wrote [-] words, I felt that there was something wrong with the world view and I temporarily abandoned it.Not this time, seeing is the end.

Because it takes a long time for the first article to be reviewed, Chapter 1 will go first~ the rest will be published together.

I'm just a cat slave without a cat. This work may also lack some emotion because it is too short, so just laugh more.

After all, it is just a short story about cookies. If there is a chance to write a long story in the future, let everyone see that the emotions are like the rolling Yangtze River (x

This is my first finished book, and it may be my last.

Hope you all like it.