[Short story] I am not a cat

21.

Looking at the obvious reluctance in its eyes, I couldn't help but smile and nod its little head. "Are you so reluctant? You don't understand, how cute is this name, isn't it Mimi?"

"Meow——" it finally sat up for the first time after we met, and then patted me with its front paws, angrily, it should.

"Hey! So angry! As for what!" I grabbed its little paw when it tried to attack me for the second time, of course after I checked that it didn't have any nails, and then I followed It shook hands.

Well, I probably shook hands with it unilaterally because it wanted to retract its claws.

"Then I'll give you another name!" I had no choice but to back down.

After thinking about it, I always feel that it is a bit stupid to give a cat a name, but the most important thing is to make it happy first.

"In this way, your name is Meng Tu, and Doraemon's name is reversed. It means... I want you to be with me for a long time, for a long time." I blinked, wanting to see Mr. Cat Reaction.

22.

I thought that Mr. Cat would not accept such a strange name, but unexpectedly, he narrowed his eyes and made a purring sound in his throat, as if very satisfied.

You cats, as long as you don’t call them Mimi?

Oh, tomcat!

23.

But what if my mother asks me to throw it out when she comes back and sees it?

Maybe it's because I met the real Tmall, but this time I wasn't very panicked, and even had the idea that it would be a big deal to let my brother secretly raise it.

Though I'm a bit annoyed at the thought of my brother flirting with my cat in my dreams, let's just assume it's the worst.

24.

"Why are you different from the Siamese cats I've seen? I don't think they have as long hair as yours. Aren't Siamese cats short-haired? Are you not purebred? Also, your face is not very dark. Ah, you are...the little boy in Siamese cats?"

I don't really have any idea about whether it is a purebred, but I am just a little curious, because it is a bit too good-looking for human aesthetics.But no matter how good-looking it is, for the breed of Siamese cat, it will turn into a big black face in winter.Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Mimi, ah no, Meng Pai moved its two ears, maybe a little dissatisfied with my purebred theory just now, then it opened its mouth and bit the corner of my clothes, and pulled it forward.

25.

"Are you hungry?" I glanced at the time on my phone, and hurriedly turned over and got out of bed, "There should be a few bags of cat food in my bag, but I don't know if it suits your taste. You can eat something first, If you can stay, I will study what you like to eat."

I took out a bag of ordinary cat food from my bag. Although I don't know if this is considered delicious for cats, at least the cats in the school are quite happy every time they eat it.

I glanced at the cat food and then at the little Siam sitting on the bed. I felt that pouring the cat food on the floor for it to lick would be a loss to its noble and elegant form.So I scratched my head, turned around and went to the kitchen to get a lunch box.

Then I put the lunch box at its feet, squatted down and looked down at it, indicating that it was ready to start.

26.

It looked at me and tilted its head, then turned its head and licked tentatively.

"Well, you don't seem to like these very much." I looked helpless at the fact that it didn't move after taking a bite, "If you are hungry, you should eat something first, maybe your previous owner raised you too well So much so that you don't even bother to eat this cheap cat food... I'll check to see what you like to eat..."

Maybe it heard the slight disappointment in my tone, and started to eat obediently.It's just that the speed and posture it eats can't make me feel that it really likes the pile of food in front of it.

27.

After reluctantly eating cheap cat food, Meng Tiao jumped onto the sofa and dozed off on my lap.

Although I was still holding the phone in my hand, I didn't dare to move it any more, and touched it one after another.I just feel that the warmth penetrates into the blood vessels from the legs and palms little by little, and then transmits to the bottom of my heart along the flow of blood.

This quiet and warm picture is something I couldn't imagine before, everything seems to be just a fantasy.

I couldn't help but sighed to show the restlessness in my heart.

Warm enough to sweat.

too hot.

It was sweet torture.

28.

I don't know how I fell asleep, anyway, I just sat there and didn't dare to move, maybe my mind calmed down later, anyway, I fell asleep.

It's a bit ashamed to say it, I was woken up by Mimi licking my fingers, and I was a little happy.

Tell the truth?

Well, I'm super happy, I'm so happy that I die, I'm so happy|climax.

Good good good Meng Huo!Mimi I see your teeth!Take it back!

And claws!

The meat pad stays!

29.

The familiar rhythm of high heels hitting the ground came from the corridor. I slipped into the room and quietly put Meng Piao into my drawer.

"Don't bark later, I'll be right back after I go out." I patted its head and pushed the drawer inward a little.

I heard the key turn in the lock, and the door opened and shut.

I walked over pretending to be calm, and took the dish she handed me to hide my panic. "Mom, did you see any cat hunting revelations downstairs?"

She glanced at me, bent over and took off her high heels and said casually, "No, right? I didn't pay much attention."

Then she made a beeline for the kitchen, turning to look at me as I wondered if I should confess this to her.

"What are you doing there? Come and help me choose vegetables."

30.

I chopped down the kitchen knife as hard as if it wasn't a carrot but the head of a class enemy.

"I don't like carrots." I protested in a low voice dissatisfied.

My mother glared at me, "Carrots have high nutritional value, so you have to eat them anyway. Have you dried your clothes?"

"It's sun-baked." If you suddenly sat up in a dying sickness at four o'clock in the afternoon, and lingered for a while at the last moment of the sun going down, it would be considered as sun-baked.It's been a bit of a mess today after all.

"Have you fed Meng Hu?" She continued to flip her wrist and skillfully stir-fry.

"Hey, hello." If it sells my face and reluctantly eats a little, it's a hello.

Wait, something seems wrong?

31.

"Mom, who did you just talk about? Who is Meng Tuo?" I stopped the act of dismembering the carrot, and the carrot escaped from the tiger's mouth.

"Mimi? Didn't you give it this name? It's so messy." She gave me a strange look, "Don't you love it to death? What happened today?"

I squinted my eyes a little bit, which was weird.Even if my mother already knew that I picked up a cat and brought it home today, she shouldn't know the name Meng Tu.But now she not only knew, but also seemed extremely affectionate.There are only two explanations for this. One is that I am still imagining a beautiful world in my dream, and the other is that her memory has been tampered with.

I pinched my arm, hiss, it hurts!

I looked at her busy figure, since it's not my problem, what is it?

32.

"Meow——" a slightly hoarse cry came from outside the kitchen. I turned my head and quickly dropped the kitchen knife in my hand, stepped forward and lifted it up and hugged it in my arms.

"Why did you run out!" I scolded it softly, and used my huge body to block my mother's vision.

"You're really abnormal today, Chen Yuyao. Meng Huan can run wherever he likes. Why do you care so much? Didn't it go into the kitchen?" She came out of the kitchen with a dish and put it on the dining table .

Not quite right, did she really acquiesce that this is our cat?

"Mom, how did Meng Tuo come here? I can't remember clearly." I simply smashed the jar, and today I just lost my memory!

"Didn't you bring it from your aunt Meng's house? Her family gave birth to four Siamese cats. You pestered them to go and have a look, but after looking at them, you brought one back and kept it for five or six months. Alright."

I looked at the well-behaved or pretending to be well-behaved kitten in my arms and nodded thoughtfully, "Oh, it's like this, I know, I know, I just want to ask you. Hey, then why did you agree? Is it? Aren’t you determined not to keep cats?”

She came out with another dish, and looked at me like iron and steel: "Isn't it you? You were so dazed that day that you lost your soul. Later, your Aunt Meng couldn't stand it and persuaded me for a long time. , and said that the family atmosphere will be more harmonious if there is a cat at home, isn’t it all for you.”

33.

Then she wiped her hand on the apron and pointed at my Mengba, well now I'm probably sure it's my Mengba, stretching out her claws.

"Xiao Chiuchu, give mom a hug... yes, you're so good."

I:? ? ? ?black question mark.jpg

Someone snatched my cat and abandoned my own son. You were not like this a few months ago.

Oh, woman's mouth, liar ghost.

34.

to be honest?In fact, my mood is a bit complicated now, and I vaguely feel that things are not so simple.

Please order me a complicated song as BGM.

Now on the surface, it seems that my mother's memory has been modified, and maybe all the people around me who know me will have memory problems.But according to common sense, no one in the world I know has this ability.So assuming it wasn't something wrong with them, and I wasn't living in a dream, could it be that I... am missing a piece of memory?

But the reason why I didn't discuss this possibility before is because I completely believe in my logical order, my memory is so coherent that I can even remember what I did this week.

But mental patients never admit that they are mentally ill. Maybe it's not that they don't want to admit that they are ill, but because they don't realize that they are ill?They feel like everything is normal like I do?

Please change the BGM for me, I want the part where Conan solves the case.

So...there is only one truth!That is……

35.

"Mom, tell me the truth, how long have I been like this? Have I been kept in the dark?" I pulled out the chair and sat down slowly, my eyes were astigmatized and my eyes were dull.

Meng Tu jumped out of my mother's arms and jumped onto my lap.

My mother was stunned for a while, and her expression gradually became serious.She also pulled out a chair and sat down solemnly, and took my hand over Meng Tuo.

"It seems that I can't hide it from you. I'm sorry that I didn't tell you in advance. Actually...it's been a long time, your dad and I...we..." She squeezed my hand, "We decided to go to Beijing in the second half of the year. Travel around the world and not take you."

"What?!" I think my expression must be very sad and angry now.

I struggled to break free from her hand, "I never thought you would be such a ruthless woman. I misread you before. Isn't that the dream of our family of three?"

She smiled sweetly, but her smile was so cruel, like a poisonous scorpion succeeding in its tricks.She patted my face: "Silly boy, you want to accompany the cat."

36.

right?

Well you convinced me.

As a cat person, I feel very happy now.

I forgive you.

37.

Meng Tiao sat up on my lap and let out a lazy "meow", as if he had seen enough of this farce.

Actually hungry.

38.

"Mom, what does Meng Tu like to eat?" I asked casually at the dinner table.

"Huh? I don't know. It seems to eat everything except cat food? It's weird, but I didn't see it getting sick, so it doesn't matter. At first, I gave it some fresh buns, but it seemed to like it more. Cooked food is the same as a person." My mother replied calmly while watching TV while frantically pouring shredded carrots into my bowl.

"Really?" I glanced at the carrots in the bowl with disgust and put them into the small lunch box in front of Meng Tuo.

Don't you eat human food? I'll give you a taste of this evil taste. After eating, you will be a cat in the united front with me.

I always feel that Meng Hu gave me a contemptuous look, and then it, it really lowered its head and ate those carrots that are the root of all evil!It seems that I am more willing than eating cat food at noon.

This is definitely not an ordinary cat! ! ! !

Absolutely!right!Do not!Yes!

39.

"You run out of cat litter at home, you can take Hu Pao out tomorrow to buy some."

"Oh." Yes, cat litter!How could I miss such an important clue!

"But our family doesn't even have a cat litter box?" I patted the table and found strong evidence.

My mother sat on the sofa and watched the episode of "Why are you wearing Pinru's clothes" on TV intently. Before I realized that something was wrong and was about to rush to turn off the screen, she yelled loudly as if threatened Come out: "Your dad accidentally poured the pot into it when he poured out the cat litter yesterday! Don't touch my TV!"

Following the appearance of "You are so flirtatious" on the TV, I couldn't help cursing in a low voice:

"shift."

40.

I seem to be blinded by the whole world, only this ass can give me some warmth.

No, I don't want this ass, Meng Tu, turn around.

"I think there is something wrong with you. Although I love you very much, I can't let this love become a blinding leaf, you know?" I sat on the bed and looked into Meng Tiao's blue eyes.

Meng Tiao opened his mouth, and when I thought it was about to make a rough bark, it meowed softly, with a vibrato.

"You! You're so despicable! Do you think I won't pursue you if you flatter me and beg for mercy!" I wiped my face, Gan Linliang!Fuck logic, fuck common sense, fuck rules!

There are cats and it's over!