[Short story] I am not a cat

121.

"What are you doing there alone?" Meng Tiao walked in with a smell of oily smoke all over his body.

"Oh, what about looking at your phone?" He sat down and shrouded me in a shadow, "Looking at Weibo? Are you looking at me or are you looking at me?"

"Meow." Just look.I answered obediently.

He picked up his phone and browsed, "I haven't even avenged you for taking these emojis. You said you're really good at it. You can turn such a handsome cat into a funny resource?"

I stuck out my tongue and licked my nose in embarrassment. Isn't it hard to stop the gushing out of inspiration? Besides, everyone can still get cute, what ah.

"Meow?" How come I don't know when this phone screen of yours was taken?

He switched back to look at the screen, and sneered after two seconds: "You think it's you? He's an internet celebrity puppet, can you compare with him?"

Oh, I believe you have ghosts.

You see that you panicked just now, there must be a problem.

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But I didn't continue to ask, because he had already put his mobile phone in his pocket, and he obviously didn't want to mention it again.

"Meow?" Why do you say that I am your little boyfriend?

He carried me to the restaurant, "Why, are you still not happy? So many people on Weibo want to give birth to me a kitten? But I only like you."

That's not what I said, and I couldn't.

Ugh, I don't know how to describe how I feel right now, I haven't had one before anyway.I feel tightness in my chest, and I can't lift my body up.

123.

Meng Tu got angry tonight because I didn't want to sleep with him.

"If you don't sleep next to me, I don't feel safe." He reached into the cat's litter to try to fish me out, but I grabbed the intertwined vines and bit him back. He failed repeatedly.

"You got into a fight with me today, didn't you?" He stood in front of the cat's nest and looked at me angrily.

"Meow!" I won't!Not to be outdone, I glared back at him.

One person and one cat looked at each other for 10 minutes, and finally he waved his hand, "Fine, it's up to you." Then he went to bed as if nothing had happened or pretended to be nothing.

I hugged my tail, turned my head and lay down in a ball in the kitten's nest.

It's been too messy lately, even more messy than last month, I need a cat to clean it up.And now I feel uncomfortable when I'm close to him, it's really abnormal recently.

124.

I'm not a person who loves the new and dislikes the old, and most of the time I don't bother to make changes, and I don't pay more attention to some things after I get used to them.So, what was my original phone screen?

It should be a cat, but definitely not Meng Tu.

Although I took a lot of photos of Meng Tuo, I just posted them online and finished the work. I occasionally flipped through the photo albums, and I didn’t remember setting up a mobile phone screen.

But this is weird again, if I use another cat as the phone screen, with the characteristics of Meng Piao's vinegar jar, it will not mess with me when it sees it?

And after I entered my birthday to unlock it today, if it wasn't for looking at the mirror for too long recently and being able to find that it was me, I would have passed by in a flash.

This terrible inertia, is the original screen of my mobile phone also my own?

I!shoot!I!since!Has?

No, if that's the case.

I suddenly thought of the topic that the pastoral cat said a few days ago about who is a bit like whom, and what happened for more than a month, and then related to that scary little mound.

125.

Oh, it turns out that I'm not like Meng Chu, I'm like a puppet cat buried in the soil and dead for more than a month.

No wonder Meng Hu opened his mouth every day to like me like me, so I was a fucking substitute!

126.

But that's not right either.

Even if I am a substitute, then I am not a substitute in Meng Tu's eyes, but a substitute in my own eyes.

Could it be that I once raised a puppet cat, I loved it very much, but when it died, I was heartbroken and lost a memory.I took in Meng Piao when I thought I had never had a cat, but subconsciously still retained my love for that cat, so I chose its image when I became a cat?

Although it is not realistic anywhere, this is already a more logical answer.

Even so, I feel like something is not quite right.

127.

Taking advantage of the moonlight, I quietly crawled out of the cat's nest, and only let out a breath when I saw Meng Tu sleeping with his back to me.

Relying on my vigorous posture and the soft cat mat, I landed in the middle of the desk without making a sound.

With the help of the cool moonlight, I began to rummage on the table, trying to find... a book with a name written on it.

College students are really terrible. Books don’t write their names, and there are so few test papers. I can’t find anything with a mark on it. How can I verify it...

Ah I found it.

This is a paper test paper that was crumpled up. I still remember the reason why it was crumpled up. It was the product of my anger because I didn't pass the exam.

But is this really my test paper?

128.

I unfolded it lightly, trying not to make the paper rattle, and when it was roughly unfolded to the extent that the name could be seen, I mustered up the courage to look down.

"Meng Tuo" two vigorous and powerful characters occupy the upper left corner, and also crushed my last sliver of hope.

I sat at my desk and thought about what else wasn't mine.

Before, my mother said that Meng Tuo was brought over from Aunt Meng. At that time, I was too busy covering up Meng Tuo's origin so I didn't think much about it.But think about it carefully, isn't my aunt from my father's branch?If I were really my parents' child, my surname should be Meng.

Also, when Meng Huo appeared on the first day, he found clothes that fit his size from the cabinet, and the first thing he said to me was not "you're awake" but "you're here", as if he knew I would come .

That time he called my brother Tangbaicai, I wondered how he would know the nickname of Tangbaicai, it turned out that it was his brother at all.

And his actions of taking care of me, cooking and cooking, no wonder they are so inconceivably skillful.

I finally sneaked into the master bedroom again and saw the huge wedding photos hanging on the wall.Because "my dad" has been working late, I haven't seen him in the last month, and I don't know what he looks like.Looking at it now, his eyes are also sea blue, and he is of obvious European descent.

And I was just an ordinary Asian with black eyes and yellow skin.

129.

It turned out that the one who was not human was me.

Turns out I’ve always been a cat.

It turned out that I was buried under the loose soil.

130.

"Did you find out?" The deep voice echoed in the empty house, and then I heard the sound of getting out of bed and approaching footsteps.

"I said that if you don't sleep next to me, you won't feel safe next to me. You still don't believe me." The hands that had hugged me countless times hugged me tightly again.

"Meow?" Am I not human?I hid in his arms and shivered.

He smoothed my hair from beginning to end, "Well, you were my cat."

But I die.

I know what he's going to say.

131.

"I brought you back from my aunt when I was ten years old. You were only this young at that time. I begged my mother for a long time before she allowed you."

"I have always raised you, and you accompanied me through elementary school, middle school, high school and university. But when I was in university, you were already an old cat."

"You were naughty when you were young, just like me, but gradually you became very obedient. I know it's because you are lazy and you are getting old."

"Last year, I took you to the hospital for an examination. The doctor said that you would not live for a few months. Let me give you good food and drink, so that you can go away with peace of mind."

"It's all my fault, it's my fault that I didn't hold you all the time and put you down on the way home, it's my fault that I didn't fasten your tag, it's my fault that I didn't guard you by my side."

"Your tag fell off halfway, and you were anxious to pick it up, but..."

But I was bumped.

It turned out that this was the cause of my death, which is really a bit tragic.

132.

"After you left, I have been in pain. Until a month ago, I suddenly had a dream. I know it's a bit weird to say, in the dream..."

The man in the dream asked me what I wanted.If I remember correctly, "I" responded by wanting my cat back.

It turned out that the memory was confused at this time.

But what's interesting is that Meng Tuo and I only share a part of the physical memory. Except for the memory of cats, we don't share habits. For example, I don't like carrots.

"Then I woke up again and I turned into a cat, and there was an extra person beside me. I knew it was you who came back."

"But you seem to have inherited my memory, replacing the original role of 'me', and I have swapped with you."

"But I'm very happy because this is the first time I can communicate with you, although you don't seem to understand what I'm talking about." He smiled helplessly.

"You are really a naughty person, although you always sacrifice my dignity. But I also thought, it would be good to just keep replacing like this, if you can raise me until I am old, and I can watch When you are in your thirties, perhaps marrying a wife and having children can be regarded as a kind of compensation."

"But I really didn't lie to you at that time. I didn't expect to change it back in a month by accident. You knew it so soon, so I was embarrassed. Did you inherit my intelligence?" He smiled again, slightly bitterly.

Alas, I really bear the weight that I shouldn't have at my age.

And cute and handsome.

133.

"Meow?" Then you will continue to support me?I looked up and rubbed his cheek with my paws.

"Huh?" He seemed a little taken aback.

"Meow—meow." I said, I was already at the end of my life, and now it's a blessing to live another life.Although it will be painful to put human thoughts on cats, it should not be you but me who is heavy.

He nodded, "That's right, but I don't want you to live so heavily, it's my fault..."

"Meow! Meow meow." No debt!I have such a broken personality, it was already amazing that you were able to support me until I was old, but now you gave me a second life, how could you be indebted to me.

"Meow woo woo—" Don't feel guilty, I still hate you very much, so just raise me for the rest of your life to repay it.It's fun being a cat, too.

"Yeah." Alas, he cried again.

Why does he keep crying?

Mother chirping.

134.

"You're really smart, kid. You can figure it out? You are so cruel to yourself if you dare to admit that you are a cat and dismiss the possibility that you are a human."

Who the hell is talking to me?I'm so tired, I just want to sleep now.

"Do you still remember what I asked you back then?" The voice lingered in my ears like a fly, "I thought at that time, if you can find out that you are a cat within a month of turning back and have already If you die, I will give you a big gift."

What the hell kind of gift?

It is a big gift for you to let me sleep now, otherwise I will give you a big gift.

"Oh? Even if it can make you human—you don't want it?"

135.

"Yes! I want it!" I yelled out while I was stupefied, and then I heard a voice next to me who was obviously not awake said lazily: "What do you want, go to sleep."

The voice lingering in my ear laughed out loud, "You guys are very interesting, unlike any couple I've seen, since he said he wanted to save you."

A pair, what a pair, I am not a pair with him, he is my shit shovel officer, and I am the master.

"Can I really become a human?" I wondered.

"Really, didn't I save you? You don't believe me."

"But why?"

"Why... This is something about another world that you don't need to know. I will point out a new way for all the sad and desperate people, but it's their business whether to go or not."

"Thank you then?" I said hesitantly.

He laughed loudly, and the laughter gradually faded away.

136.

I was shaken awake the next day.

Woke up by being pulled by the shoulders.

Do you know what the point of this sentence is?

Because I have shoulders!

137.

"My God... are you Yuyao?" Meng Tuo looked at me excitedly, his eyes shone with ecstasy.

I rubbed my eyes and grunted twice, still leaning on the pillow in a daze.

Then I was hugged, super strong, so tight that I couldn't breathe, I felt the same suffocation as in the cat era.

"Ahem...you...let me go." I struggled and swung my right hand to pat Meng Tuo's back.

day!Such a smooth feel!He has no clothes on!

I woke up more than half in an instant.

Then I felt the touch of my chest.

day!I don't have any clothes on either!

What the hell is going to happen!

138.

I finally pushed him away with both hands, this man, why is he so strong.

"I'm sorry, I'm just..." He looked at me and looked down again, then scratched his hair timidly, "I'm just so happy. I didn't expect..."

I hurriedly pulled out the towel and it covered my naked body, but because of this, his whole body was exposed to the outside.

"Why don't you wear clothes again!" I couldn't help it, and roared angrily.

Hearing the sound, he looked down and said innocently, "I'm wearing underwear."

Fuck, is there a difference between what you wear and what you don't?

139.

"It's him again, he saved me twice." Meng Tu said calmly after listening to my narration.

"It saved me twice." I corrected him in a bad tone.

"He also saved me twice." He suddenly approached me and kissed the corner of my mouth before I could react, "Only you can save me, I can only be saved by you."

I was dazed at first, then turned around angrily and made a gesture to hit him.

Just when he smiled and closed his eyes to accept my fierce punch, I kissed his forehead with trembling lips.

"You can only have me as a cat after all."

I say.

140.

A few days later, "The Daily Life of Yuyao and Meng Tuo", which had not been updated for a long time, suddenly became a craze, and netizens who didn't like cats also became fans one after another.The reason is that the blogger posted such a Weibo:

Yuyao and Meng Tu were together, and Meng Tu was finally able to reunite with Yuyao whom he had been thinking of so much.The two of them have gone to live and fly together, and this Weibo will stop updating, thank you for your love.

The accompanying picture is a group photo of Chen Yuyao and Meng Tuo smiling brightly. They embrace each other and look so happy.

As for Chen Yuyao, he finally got the comment "999999999999999999999999999" that really belongs to him.

【Finish】

Netizen A: Could these two be Yuyao and Meng Tuo? Aren't they two cats?

Netizen B: Look at the eyes of the person on the right that are the same color as Meng Tuo, so good.

Netizen C: I can!

Netizen D: You can be a fart!They have boyfriends.

The author has something to say:

Flowers are over! !I'm so happy that I don't have to meow in the end, I can't take it anymore, meow meow.

In fact, I think the essence of this article is in the last chapter hhhh

I hope everyone can see the last chapter!

And writing funny articles is also tiring!In the end, the sweet writing made me so happy

anyway thank you