[Short story] I am not a cat

101.

Not bad, boy, let you be my shit shovel officer.

As long as you can get that kid out of the magpie's nest and turn us back.

If you change back, you won't be able to support me?

Then I will support you.

And occasionally touch Meng Huo for you.

I'm fine.

102.

But if he doesn't let me go out, why can't I go out?I don't!

Although I am just a well-behaved and cute kitten, I have human wisdom anyway.

So one day, after he went out, I pushed a small stool at the door, stood on it and jumped high——

I press!

Why?The door opened, hey hey hey.

I closed the door again, and took one last look back at the home I knew so well.

Goodbye, my departure is a farewell forever.

Shit, I'll come back when I'm done playing.

Although I will definitely be beaten up when I come back, I know that Meng Tuo still loves me, so I won't be beaten too badly.

103.

The world outside is wonderful, the world outside is...

Huh?

There is an enemy ahead!

With a flash of my flexible body, I turned around and got into the grass.

Damn, isn't that Meng Tuo!what is he doing

I squinted my eyes and looked carefully for a while, okay, boy, you are capable, you are promising, you abandoned that cute and cute kitten at home, so you came here to feed the little wild cat?

Still hooking my soul, I think you are called a thief and a thief.

All right, I don't care about you.For this, I just want to say:

Well done bro!I have wanted to feed these cats for a long time, and I have been reluctantly ignoring them for the last month because I was afraid that you would get angry.

Just why is my heart aching?

104.

Forget it, I am a human being after all, how could I be jealous with a group of kittens?A man needs to be able to punt a boat in the prime minister's belly.

I watched him slowly crawl out of the grass after he finished feeding, turned around and walked away.

"Meow? Meow." Why are you here?Your master just left.

I was startled by a string of cat language, and when I looked up, it turned out to be a raccoon cat with black and gray stripes.

"Meow." Oh oh he allowed me to play here for a while.I replied hesitantly.

Then came a different meow from just now, it was a garden cat.And this cat looks familiar to me, it should be one I have fed before, but I can't understand what it says.

"Meow." You really look like it.

with him?With whom?With Meng?Could it be that they are talking about Meng Pao from the time of Siamese cats?It is true that the eyes of Siam and Muppet are both blue, maybe there is a little bit of similarity, but the difference is still quite big.

"Meow!" Stop mentioning it for more than a month!The raccoon cat turned its head and shouted at the garden cat.

What more than a month?Are you pregnant?But what does this have to do with Meng Tuo?

Did it mess with other kittens outside? !

I'm a little messy in the wind.

105.

A shout interrupted my thoughts, my ears moved, and I vaguely heard someone calling my name.

"Meow?" Your master is looking for you, huh?The garden cat sat up, then turned its head sideways and barked at the raccoon cat in a low voice, to the effect that it even had the same name.

what name?Shouldn't it be me?Why do you think it's weird.

The shouts are getting closer and closer, and I will be here soon, and I am also debating whether to go out or not.

"Meow?" Are you not going out?The pastoral cat asked me.

I hesitated and hawed for a long time, for fear that the two of them would suddenly push me out just to please Meng Tuo.

"Meow." If it wants to stay, let it stay.Cihuamao seemed to see that I had something to hide, so he didn't say anything, turned around and left with a flick of his tail.

Seeing that its companion was leaving, Tian Yuan Mao hurriedly followed.But before leaving, he advised me to go back quickly, otherwise my master would be sad or something.

I nodded frequently, but sneered in my heart, how could Meng Tiao be sad, at most he would blow my cat's head off.

106.

I sat quietly in the bush for a while, until I heard Meng Piao's voice fade away.

What the hell did they mean by what they just said?I always feel that there is a point, but I don't know anything about it.

I quietly leaned out and crawled out again, still thinking about where to go, but my body has already reached the place where Meng Piao fed the cat just now on his own initiative.

I just sat there in a daze, my eyes chasing a fly, wandering around, and finally wandering around to a small mound.

Hmm... This small mound is a bit strange, it looks a bit unharmonious in the green grass, and there is a small branch inserted on the mound.You can't insert it vertically like this. Didn't your father teach you that you can't insert chopsticks vertically into the rice?It was creepy to watch.

I had an OCD attack and now desperately wanted to flatten that mound, so I did.

I stood on the mound and hopped and hopped until something hard caught my foot.

What is this?Could it be gold and silver jewelry?Or is it an antique?Were rich people buried here?

I couldn't wait to stretch out my claws to dig, and a piece of white was exposed to the wild under my efforts.

And the moment I saw it clearly, I hurriedly reversed the operation and covered it with soil, pretending that nothing happened.

The branch is really right.

107.

Damn, as a well-behaved and cute kitten, this picture really has a big impact on me.Who the hell didn't send this thing to the cemetery instead of burying it in this broken community?Isn't this a scam?

I'm afraid I encountered some kind of corpse-throwing murder scene.

But something is wrong, this mound seems too small for a human being.

I stretched out two cat paws to gesture back and forth, and then lay down to compare the size of myself and the mound.

Soon, I came to a conclusion.Fortunately, it was a cat that was buried, not a person.

It really scared me to death.

scare someone to death.

Scared to death...

But now I am a cat! !

I suddenly didn't feel very well, so I quickly ran out of the bushes and ran home quickly.

I saw everyone along the way and felt that his eyes were very unfriendly to me, as if he was going to peel me and bury me in the mound the next moment.Insert another twig, straight and straight.

It was terrible, it was terrible, I curled up in front of the house and shivered.

108.

I didn't know how long I was shaking, maybe more than ten minutes, and I seemed to hear familiar footsteps in a trance.

At this moment, in this situation and in this situation, I don't care whether Meng Piao is my master or my cat, whether he will smash my cat's head or grab my tail and make me stand on my head, I will run without hesitation up.

Ah sure enough!This little hot chicken was so angry that his eyes were red, and I was so scared that I stopped the car desperately at the end.

I don't want to unilaterally stage a bad drama with deep love and rain!

At the last second of my braking, a pair of hands gently picked me up and held me in their arms.

Huh?This attitude doesn't feel right.

"Where did you go, I can't find you anyway." Meng Hu buried his head in my hair, his voice was as dry as a broken cello, "I thought you left me again, don't do this again, I'm so scared ..."

Again?But I don't.

I stretched out my right paw and patted his hand comfortingly with the meat pad, and when he raised his head, I stuck out my tongue and licked his side face.

salty?

Not so much.

109.

I'm used to Meng Tiao who confronts me with cynicism, and now I don't know how to comfort him.I had no choice but to let him hold it, feeling that the hair was all wet.

How grown up still cry, shy.

"Meow——" I won't sneak out next time, don't be sad.

He pointed the key at Kongxin but failed to insert it for a long time, "I'm sad, are you worthy of my sadness? You are just a fucking stupid cat, and your brain has never been bright."

Stupid or silly cat?

If it is the former, I will scold you, and if it is the latter, I will refute.But since I don't know which one you are talking about, and you are so sad now, I still have a lot of adults who don't care about you.

"Hoo hoo." I blew into his neck.

"Fool," he cursed.

110.

After finally entering the door, I haven't started to question him yet, but he started to question me first: "What did you do?"

I froze for a while, wondering if I should tell him about seeing him and the mound of dirt, but in the end I held back. "Meow? Meow." I didn't do anything?Just went downstairs to play with other cats for a while.

"Oh is it?" He hugged me to the chair and turned to the kitchen to cook, the pots and pans were rattling.

"How are you playing?" He skillfully cut vegetables, poured oil, and stir-fried them, even more skillfully than me. "Are those kittens as beautiful as me?"

You come again!

But in all fairness, I'm telling the truth, I really don't.

He looked at me for a long time, and glanced over with sea-blue eyes with red eyes, still oppressive, "I said, is there any?"

I didn't dare to delay any longer, so I quickly meowed, which means you are the prettiest.

He pursed his lips and curled the corners of his eyes.

The slightly squinted eyes covered by the drooping slender eyelashes are the same sea blue, but shimmering.

111.

This is a conspiracy!

This is a fucking conspiracy!

I can see it.

you!Meng Huo!Trying to seduce me with beauty!

Trying to make me look down on other kittens and only love you with all my heart!

Since you treat me like this!Then I will!

112.

So what can I do?

Alas, he is really good-looking.

Leaving aside the shape of the cat, after all, I have built-in filters for all cats, which are soft and cute.Even his personal appearance is the most fucking handsome I have ever seen, second only to me!

Although he always likes to quarrel with me, yells at me, presses me while sleeping, drags me while taking a bath, stroking my hair so vigorously, deletes my friends, and looks at my privacy, but...

Forget it, how can there be? But, this is probably just my attachment to the master as a well-behaved and cute little puppet.

113.

Meng Tu, this dog man, no, the dog male cat took me to take a bath with him again.

Okay, okay, I know you are white but you have a good figure, okay, okay, okay, I know you have long legs, don’t fuck me, okay, okay, I know you are fair and beautiful, big ass is up, don’t No more flirting!

You don't move!

If you touch me again, I will sue you for sexual harassment!

Oh shit!Can cats sue for sexual harassment?

You gave me back my heartbeat and little innocence just now!

Ahhhhhhhhh I'll scratch you to death!

hey-hey!Leave a red mark!Tell you to fuck me, tell you to fuck me.

What are you doing!How so erotic!

Oh...why are you...so...

So erotic.

The cat couldn't see it.

I covered my eyes.

114.

Like a drowned cat, I sat down on the bed in an unlovable posture, leaning against Meng Piao's inconspicuous abdominal muscles, feeling a gust of wind blowing from the left.

"If you don't blow dry well, you will catch cold." Meng Xiaosaobao said to me softly while helping me to dry my hair.

I can't be bothered to talk to him, I'm so tired and all I want to do now is sleep after a day of adventure.

So in the gusts of warm wind, I slowly closed my eyes, and my head began to droop little by little.

After a while, the wind stopped, and someone hugged me in his arms, clinging to his warm chest.

I seem to have heard a faint sigh.

115.

I haven't seen my Weibo account of "Yuyao and Meng Tuo's Daily Life" for a long time. I don't know if those little fans of Meng Tuo still go to Weibo every day to ask for updates. It should be that there are not many of them. .

Then there was another question that came to me, are those photos of Meng Tu as a cat still there?Was it also tampered with along with the memory?

This is a very important question, because if those photos have not been changed accordingly, it means that my memory of that month is real, not something I imagined out of thin air, and it has found an important basis for me as a human being.

I poked my head out, Meng Tu was cooking, and he probably wouldn't be back for a while.

So I jumped back on the bed skillfully, pressed the button of the phone skillfully, entered the password skillfully, and saw the desktop skillfully.

116.

Huh?Isn't this desktop mine?

To correct it, it's me as a puppet cat.

When did Meng Tu take this picture, why didn't I know?

But the puppet cat on the table was looking up at the camera again, apparently agreeing to be photographed.

What the fuck?

Meng Tuo, when did you steal your cat outside behind my back, you little bastard? !

But, I took a closer look, I'm not narcissistic, I still feel that this picture is me.Look at this forehead, these two dots are the same as my two dots, and this white spot has some irregular bumps, isn't this me?

Eh?Speaking of which, what was my original phone desktop...?

117.

But I still have other time to think about this issue, but look at Weibo!If this opportunity is missed, Meng Tu may take strict precautions against me!

So I hurriedly clicked back to Weibo, my little heart was pounding, just like my college entrance examination score.

There are cats! ! ! !

There is little Siam! ! ! !

There are cuckolds! ! ! !

Super A! ! ! !

Great, I'm relieved that my existence as a person hasn't been erased yet.

But now I look at the [kneeling.jpg] and [king's contempt.jpg] I took for it from the cat's perspective, wow, really, that's great.

Fortunately, I'm a little male cat. If I were a little female cat, I'd be fucking obsessed with it, just like Xia Yuan's little baby.

Thinking about it, I couldn't help lowering my head and rubbing the screen, my tail raised high.

118.

what am i doing !

The first time I came back to my senses, I looked around, but luckily no one noticed.But how old is my cat?It can't be that it happens to be in that estrous period... Otherwise, my reaction just now wasn't a hell of a thing?

But the previous pictures seem to be new. Could it be that Meng Tu updated Weibo?

I turned down with doubts.

"Long time no see, everyone. I am the shit-shoveling officer you are familiar with. I'm sorry that Meng Tuo was taken back to his hometown recently, so I can't update it anymore. But Yuyao is still here. Yuyao is Meng Tuo's little boyfriend, a puppy Muppet, show you a picture of it. [image] [image] [image]”

Is it your ghost boyfriend? ?Don't ruin my reputation online, okay?

But these photos seem to have been secretly taken recently. Hey, they are really good-looking. The original camera can capture the effect of my bX12. This person is not simple.

119.

Then I frightened and scrolled down to read the comments, who the hell knows what monsters will appear in the comments.

Well, it doesn't matter when you are a bystander, and you can give a thumbs up as if nothing happened, and take everything others say as a laughing stock.But when you are a member of the party, even the tiniest needle can pierce a huge hole.

Well, I admit, I was the last time the shit shovel officer took your jio back to create a psychological shadow.What if they are dissatisfied with the fact that Meng Hu disappeared and I replaced him?

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"I can!!!!"

"It's too milky, this little puppet! What the hell is a little boyfriend 233 But is Yuyao the name of another cat? I thought it was the name of the shit-shoveling officer." You've got the truth from the side, I changed my name Sometimes I thought so too.

"Meng Tuo is so ah! It must be Tuyao! I eat this pair of god-worthy CPs! Please be in the same frame! Please cats lick chrysanthemums!" Meng Tuo also gave him a like, which is really shameless.

120.

Oh, it seems you guys like me quite a bit.

By the way, you sand sculpture netizens, how can you do anything?

Then if I post Meng Tu as a person, wouldn't you all be exhausted?

But congratulations, you didn't have this opportunity, after all, he is not a person.

After a while, I returned to the picture of Meng Tiao. I angrily stared at his piercing eyes on the screen, but unexpectedly found:

I'm ready.

I seem to be fine too.