[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

Huang Ruzun drove to Wenfeng Valley and brought back a dying head Xia.

Everyone noticed that he had moved his true energy, and judging from the shoulder pads and hem of his clothes that were cut by the sword energy, it seemed that the fight was quite fierce. Yu Lijing wanted to ask, but seeing his complexion, they dared not bring it up .

Feng Ru placed Xia Chenglin at Yufeng Terrace for first aid, but did not notice that Yi Congyao was hiding behind the laurel tree and watching.

Yun Wanggui tiptoed up behind her and suddenly stretched out his hand to cover her eyes: "What are you looking at?"

"Master Xia."

"See what he does?"

Yi Congyao took Yun Wanggui's hand away, turned around and looked at him seriously: "He wants to kill you."

"……what?"

Yun Wanggui was a little dazed, but Yi Congyao passed him and went straight to the depths of Yufeng Terrace, passed through a bamboo forest, his pace kept accelerating, and in the end he almost ran all the way, Yun Wanggui used his lightness skills to chase after her, but found himself No matter what, I can't catch up. The short distance seen by the naked eye seems to be thousands of years away.

"Cong Yao! Cong Yao!"

He was chasing and shouting, but at some point Yi Congyao had already disappeared.

Yun Wanggui stood there and looked around blankly.The space on all sides has already changed, the elegant bamboo forest has become a neat house, the road is flat, and all kinds of evergreen plants are planted in the well-designed green belt. Occasionally, the suspension drives past, and what I have seen in the past dreams should be called "Bus" means of transportation, there are automatic lawn mowers on the lawn...it seems to be a very developed "city".

He was wondering why the "personal design" of the new dream didn't appear in his mind this time, but he heard a cold mechatronic voice behind him: "Yun Wanggui, running at a high speed in the public area, violating Article XXXX management regulations, and will be punished."

Yun Wanggui turned around and looked, but didn't find any sound-generating machine behind him. Amidst his doubts, a numbness and pain rushed over his whole body, causing him to lie down and curl up in pain for a while.

After a while, a suspended car stopped beside him, and Yi Congyao, who was wearing 5cm work shoes, stepped out of the car, helped him up with a blank expression, and said in a low and unwavering tone: "I have 15 minutes send you home."

"from……"

Before Yun Wanggui could speak, Yi Congyao had already stuffed him into the car, the unmanned driving system automatically activated, and drove quickly to the urban residential area.

"This is the 38th time you have been punished this month." Yi Congyao still stuffed a booklet with a dull expression: "You will need to spend 96 hours to re-learn the management regulations and take the assessment."

Yun Wanggui took the booklet in a daze, flipped through it casually, his eyes hurt from seeing the detailed descriptions.

"The speed of pedestrians in public areas must not exceed 8 kilometers per hour."

"Employees are not allowed to leave work temporarily for more than 25 minutes due to special circumstances."

"The distance between the residential area and the working area should be within 30 minutes of planning..."

"Any entertainment activities are prohibited from 22:00 pm to 6:00 am."

……

Yun Wanggui frowned into the word "Chuan", and then turned down, his expression froze directly on his face.

"Young couples in the 25-35 age group should maintain X life frequency 2-3 times a week, and the posture should adopt..."

Yun Wanggui:? ? ?

What broken regulations, even this? !

2.

Leaving Dreamland to set up a big gift package, Yun Wanggui insisted on reading the so-called "management regulations" for 96 hours, he was dizzy and confused.

He took a deep breath for 5 minutes, opened the window and looked out.

Judging from the construction situation and residential facilities, this "city" is highly developed, but it makes people feel an indescribable sense of disobedience.

All residential buildings have a style and color scheme, and the green belt is planted with unchanging plants according to specific combinations, extending all the way to the "working area" not far away.

The sky is blue, the white clouds are long, and the environment can be said to be very elegant.

but……

Lifeless.

Yun Wanggui saw the old man living at home opposite him from the window, and the old man also saw him, and a mechanical smile slowly formed on his dull face.

Yun Wanggui wanted to wave his hand, but found that his facial muscles seemed to be pulled by some external force, forming a similarly mechanical smile, and even the angle was tightly controlled.

This feeling is completely different from the role-playing in dreams in the past, very weird.

At 18:00 in the evening, Yi Congyao got home from get off work on time, and the smart housekeeper had prepared dinner, two dishes and one soup, with a nutritious combination, and Yun Wanggui ate it tastelessly.

After dinner, Yi Congyao changed into a sports suit, and at the same time urged him to change into it too: "The post-dinner exercise is about to start, don't be late again."

Yun Wanggui recalled the provisions of the "Management Regulations", sighed helplessly, changed his clothes and went out with Yi Congyao, met his neighbor in the elevator, both of them showed mechanical smiles with the same curvature.

"Mr. Yun, Mrs. Yun. Good evening."

"Good evening."

"Is Mrs. Yun pregnant?"

"not yet."

"There are only two years left before the stipulated time, come on."

"Ok."

Yun Wanggui did not participate in this inexplicable conversation, and he didn't even know whether he should complain about his neighbors for discussing such personal issues with his wife as if no one else was there.

The community is full of people doing "after-dinner exercise". Without exception, when they meet, they will show that uncomfortable false smile and greet each other, "Have you eaten, are you married, have you given birth, let's work hard"... …

Yun Wanggui has always been a bohemian and freedom-loving person, but he feels that this dream is unprecedentedly oppressive.

... cut happy.

After the exercise time was over, the two went home, Yi Congyao went to take a shower, and Yun Wanggui sat on the sofa in a daze.

With the sound of the bathroom door opening, Yi Congyao, who was wearing a set of light and thin pajamas that made people look bloody, walked up to Yun Wanggui step by step with bare feet.

Even though his wife has been with him for many years, and has even been intimate in reality and dreams, Yun Wanggui has never seen such a battle, and he can't help but lean into the sofa cushions.

Yi Congyao had already bent her body close to him, with her hands propped beside him, her face still expressionless: "There are still two years left, we must hurry up to get pregnant."

...this feels so bad.

A moment later, Yun Wanggui was forced to move to the bedroom with Yi Congyao. Yi Congyao's expression didn't fluctuate, but she was hooking his neck and preparing to kiss.

When kissing, I don't know how to convey the heartfelt words to the depths of his mind: "'Shenru' is watching, pretending to be a little bit."

3.

An incoherent memory emerged one by one in my mind.

This is a simulated city called "Perfect World".

There are two city administrators, one code-named "Shenru", who can monitor every move of all residents, omnipresent and pervasive; the other code-named "Xuanzhang", who will take away anyone who seriously violates the "Management Regulations" Perform "optimization" and return to normal life after optimization.

Residents here have no disputes, no conflicts, no crimes, no... desires.

All words, actions, and thoughts seem to have been strictly designed to be exactly the same. When they meet, they will smile friendlyly at others, open their mouths to care about each other's "life tasks", and work hard at their jobs without wasting any time.

Yun Wanggui is an outlier.

He has gone through the so-called "optimization" three times, and even his wife is a monitor sent by "Xuanzhang"-but this "wife" has secretly helped him escape punishment many times.

At 6 o'clock in the morning, Yi Congyao got up on time, put on a professional suit made according to the "Management Regulations", and said to Yun Wanggui after breakfast: "The property notice, your blacklist has been lifted, you can go for a walk in the park today, remember Don't break the rules."

Yun Wanggui wasn't sure if it was an illusion, and Yi Congyao's tone seemed to have some deep meaning.

So he walked slowly to the park after eating breakfast.

Because it was working hours, the park was sparsely populated, and only one old man was walking his dog.

The old man slid around in front of him, and then another, and then another, and finally sat down on the other side of the bench.

"'Xiaru' failed."

Yun Wanggui: "???"

He didn't dare to turn his head, and only looked at the "old man"—Huang Ru Lin Tianxing from the corner of his eye.

Then he realized that the other party was talking to him with brain waves.

"'Xiaru' has been implanted with an optimized chip, and I will try to rescue him." Lin Tianxing's expression was also blank, but his brainwaves were very active: "You must contact 'Faru' as soon as possible, Mo Qingchi is looking for' Fengru'...we have to seize this opportunity to destroy 'Shenru' first."

Yun Wanggui tried to use his brainwaves to have a conversation, and raised his own question: "What exactly is 'Shenru'?"

"Artificial intelligence." Lin Tianxing put one hand into his pocket, took out a white rabbit toffee after a while, and stuffed it into his mouth expressionlessly: "The artificial intelligence that rules this city."

Yun Wanggui: "..."

This dream is getting more and more sci-fi?Will artificial intelligence rule over humans?

4.

When evil covers the land, the goddess and her saints... no, the heroes will unite to drive out the darkness and bring back the light.

— Ah Choo!

Yun Wanggui sneezed.

An ancient TV drama was playing on the TV, and Yun Wanggui was nestling on the sofa with a cat and a pillow.

Ah, today is another day to eat my wife's soft rice.

"Shenru" seems to be very wary of him, and sent Yi Congyao to monitor him, and set him up as a "househusband". Although he has a smart housekeeper, he actually doesn't have to do anything... as if he only needs to accompany Yi at night Congyao do some necessary exercise to complete the mission of life.

While he was eating melon seeds and watching TV, the magnetic field around him was suddenly disturbed, the TV screen was covered with snowflakes, and then jumped a few times, Jun Fengtian's face appeared on the screen, almost scaring Yun Wanggui into a heart attack.

... May I ask who can stand up to Faru's embarrassment? !

"I temporarily cut off the signal of 'Shenru', Yun Wanggui, we have found the core of 'Shenru', but 'Huangru' was attacked by 'Xiaru', and 'Jianru' was infected by an unknown brain virus, the situation is dangerous, you Support from the route set by Plan P."

"but……"

Yun Wanggui was about to say that he didn't know how to get out, Jun Fengtian continued: "Yi Congyao will help you."

In just ten seconds, Jun Fengtian's screen disappeared, and "Shenru" resumed monitoring the apartment. Yun Wanggui thought about it, changed his clothes, got up, and pretended to go for a walk, but when he reached the edge of the residential area, he took out the The fruit knife cut open on the arm, pulled out the implanted monitoring chip, and used the fastest speed to attract the levitating taxi to gallop away.

At this time, the skills of the mecha seemed to come in handy. He turned off the autopilot system and entered the manual mode, and suddenly drove the taxi out of the style of star wars rushing and diving.

Chong Chong Chong, rushed all the way to the abandoned old city far away from the urban area, and saw on the ruins... Uh, Mo Qingchi hanging from a tree by Xia Chenglin, Yulijing who was pinched by Xia Chenglin's neck, and Mo Qingchi who was stepped on by Xia Chenglin Lou Qianying...

...Why are there so many Xia Chenglin? !

"Quickly, enter the core and destroy the 'Shenru'!" Jun Fengtian was fighting with Xia Chenglin, and he reminded him loudly when he came.

Yun Wanggui rushed into the abandoned building next to him. Huangru and Xiaru were lying dying in the dusty aisle. Huangru raised his finger with difficulty. Yun Wanggui felt a force in his body, and he tried to run. With internal strength, his own sword in reality appeared in his hand, so he rushed to the direction pointed by Huangru, but saw Yi Congyao was scarred and held hostage by "Xia Chenglin". "core.

"Cong Yao!"

"Yun Wanggui, think carefully." Xia Chenglin had a piece of wire in his hand, blood was already being drawn from Yi Congyao's neck: "If you do it, she will die."

Yun Wanggui hesitated.

He has a sword in his hand and internal energy on his body, which means that the dream is about to end, but it is still a dream at this moment.

But Yi Congyao looked too real, which made him feel a little ominous.

"Do it." Yi Congyao looked at him lightly, as if life and death were at stake: "Don't listen to him, do it."

Yun Wanggui hesitated for a moment, then resolutely condensed his sword energy, and slashed at the core of the "Shenru"——

It cracked, shook, and the smell of blood floated over the tip of its nose.

Yun Wanggui woke up suddenly.

Looking at the reality, I was shocked to see the Confucian emperor in the Supreme Hall of Haozheng confronting a Confucian who resembled Xia Chenglin at close range. Both of them were holding half a book in their hands; The hairpin I gave her was pressed against Xia Chenglin's throat, and he vomited blood while talking: "Your grandson is in my hands, if you touch him, he will die."

……What's happening here? ! ! !

"Ha." The Confucian turned away angrily, and Yi Congyao let go of Xia Chenglin with all his strength, Huang Ru immediately stepped forward to input internal strength for her, with a very stern tone: "You can't move your mind anymore, you will die!"

"Honorable Master?" Yun Wanggui, who was still out of state, was shocked when he heard this.

Huangru's face was serious: "Jianru, Xiaru, you pointed out the danger through dreams, I thank you, you have done enough, stop now."

However, Yi Congyao was only panting weakly, and Yu Lijing, Feng Ru and others who came in a hurry saw a mist-like evil force overflowing from her body, and then her head drooped.

"Cong Yao!" Yun Wanggui hugged her into his arms: "Cong Yao, wake up, wake up! What's going on, what's going on?!"

"She regained her personal consciousness for a short time... her spiritual consciousness was overwhelmed and overdrawn." Lin Tianxing looked at Xia Chenglin solemnly: "It seems that 'he' stimulated her..."