[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

Inside the Haozheng Supreme Hall, Xiaru was tied up into rice dumplings by Huang Ruzun with the mighty spirit of the sky, helpless and funny: "Big brother, what is this? It's a dream and I haven't woken up yet, so I really think I'm an inner ghost?"

"Don't talk nonsense, I know what to do."

On the other side, Jian Confucian Ming Fu Zi was bound by the Fa Confucian king's air of worshiping the gods and emperors, but he seemed to know that his situation was different, so he didn't struggle.

"Jun Fengtian, how is it?" Lin Tianxing asked about the inspection results, Jun Fengtian hesitated and said: "I am not very sure, please cooperate with your honor."

"Yes." Lin Tianxing ordered Yu Lijing: "Guard all the entrances, no one is allowed to trespass!"

Yu Lijing has never seen such a battle since he started, and he knew that the matter was of great importance, so he took the order solemnly: "Yes."

After clearing the field, Jun Fengtian held the God-Emperor Qi in his hands, and lightly pressed the key points on Yin Xiaoshen's and Master Ming's heads with both hands: "You two, I have offended you."

Immediately, Lin Tianxing let out a deep shout, and at the same time circulated the air of the emperor, forcing them to back their backs.

Yin Xiaoshen's situation was well known to Lin Tianxing. According to Jiutian Xuanzun's notes, the evil power on Master Ming's body or the evil infection of Baqi, both of which were very dangerous, but after several reminders from dreams, Lin Tianxing had a bold idea, which is Yicai joins forces with Jun Fengtian to take a risk.

When the holy energy entered the body, Yin Xiaoshen and Master Ming didn't respond at first, but as time passed, the two gradually showed distorted expressions, and the evil power broke out, almost out of control for several times, and then a non-holy and non-evil force spontaneously emerged, and the slightest trace Threads penetrated into the bodies of the two of them, quickly merging the power of the God Emperor and Emperor Heaven.

"Uh……"

"what--!"

At the first glance, I heard two cries of pain, one in front and one in the back, strong evil power burst out from the Baihui acupoint on the top of Yin Xiaoshen's head, but was blocked by non-holy and non-evil power and could not escape and flow back. Instead, it was forced to condense into a solid body, and finally condensed into two pieces Thumb-sized metal flakes.

"Huh?" Jun Fengtian had quick eyesight and quick hands, and immediately created a locking ring to imprison the metal piece with the aura of the emperor, but Lin Tianxing suddenly took three steps back, as if he was extremely weak.

Mo Qingchi, who was in charge of guard, took a step forward to help him stabilize: "Your Majesty, Emperor Confucianism!"

At this moment, a wave of soul power broke away from Yin Xiaoshen's body and poured into Lin Tianxing's body, and the domineering posture of the emperor suddenly became more awe-inspiring.

Yin Xiaoshen was sweating profusely, and now the headache was even worse. The memory from a long time ago came back. He remembered that he seemed to be holding an evil sword. After that, after that...

"Boss... what's going on here?"

"Hmph." With outsiders present, Lin Tianxing had no intention of explaining clearly, and said vaguely, "It's good that people are fine, and we'll talk about what's going on later! Jian Laodian, how do you feel?"

"Huh..." Master Ming only feels that his eyes are clear and his heart is clear, and the suffering of evil infection for many years has finally been relieved: "It's okay, and I can fight for another 500 years."

"My lord, what is this?"

Seeing that the matter was done, Yu Lijing stepped forward to check everyone's situation, and naturally noticed the two pieces of metal sealed by Jun Fengtian.

Mo Qingchi was also distracted by Yu Lijing's question, observed carefully for a moment, connected with past dream experiences, and had a vague guess: "This thing looks a bit like..."

"Like what?" Lin Tianxing sat down to rest after exhausting his strength, and asked after hearing the words, "It's okay to be straightforward."

With permission, Mo Qingchi boldly speculated: "It's like a 'chip'. I've seen it before in dreams."

"Oh? With your identity as a 'hacker', you can't mistake it." Yu Lijing nodded, and then asked Jun Fengtian: "Can you let us take a closer look at it?"

"Hmm." Jun Fengtian sent the item to Yuli Jing and Mo Qingchi, and the two of them carefully inspected it. It was indeed the thing called "chip" in the dream, but...

"Why, the expression is so weird, is there any other problem with this thing?"

Jade Li Jing & Mo Qingchi: "..."

... The problem has not been discovered for the time being, but each of the two "chips" has a... emoticon package.

The goddamn congenital excellent eyesight, they can clearly see even a piece of emoji as small as a fingernail.

On the "chip" of Jianru Zunjia is a beautiful snake with breasts and buttocks, and it is so vivid and even winking;

... Mrs. Yun Wanggui, the dream elements are really rich. After several baptisms in the dream, the director of Defeng Gudao and Shengsi both recognized the so-called "emoji pack" at a glance, um.

"Ahem." Since the elders are older and probably don't understand emoticons, Yu Lijing decided to avoid this topic: "The evil power was forced out by the two elders in a physical way. Could it be because of the cloud?" Madame's dream?"

"It seems so right." Lin Tianxing thought of "Xia Zhuyou" catalyzed by the power of dreams: "This girl's ability can break the boundary between dreams and reality, which is really terrifying. By the way, how is she?"

2.

On the other side, Yi Congyao is dying.

Fengru took her back to Yufeng Terrace, and exhausted all his strength to renew her life. Yun Wanggui looked through the window and watched the nine-star life-continuing lamp in the house burn for three days and three nights, but it was still getting weaker and weaker, and he was very anxious.

If it weren't for the technique of life extension that cannot be disturbed, he would have rushed in to check the situation.

Lin Tianxing walked over with a group of people in a mighty manner. Seeing Yun Wanggui's anxious appearance, Yu Lijing's heart sank: "Si Wei, is your wife still awake?"

Yun Wanggui frowned, but shook his head.

Xia Chenglin came out from another room and saluted Lin Tianxing: "My lord."

"What's going on?" After dealing with this old man, Lin Tianxing has always wanted to take care of him for many years, but he has been lukewarm, making it inconvenient for Lin Tianxing to be too obvious, but this time, he needs to take good care of him.

"My lord, when I was retreating, I accidentally got into a fire, and the spirit of the Lingxiao Candle and Youjian came out, trying to enter my body to help me tide over the difficulties. Unexpectedly... an unknown force poured in, and I lost it after that. Consciousness." Xia Chenglin still had an impression of the person who fought against Huangru Zunjia in the Supreme Court of Talents, and he was full of doubts in his heart: "Your Excellency, he... do you know who he is?"

Xia Chenglin's father died young, and he lived with his grandfather when he was young. Others said that their grandparents and grandsons look six times alike, but that person just now... He had expectations in his heart, but he felt contradictory that it might not be exactly what he thought.

How could Lin Tianxing fail to see his mood, and secretly sighed: "There is no need to guess, it is Lingxiaozhuyou."

"Zhu You... is it, is it?" Xia Chenglin was stunned: "Sword Spirit, Transformation...?"

"Perhaps it was catalyzed by external forces." Lin Tianxing was a little depressed: "It is nothing more than resentment towards me, so it came to snatch that thing."

"This……!"

"Okay, let's talk about this later." Lin Tianxing frowned and looked into the room, seeing that the life-sustaining light coming out of the window had become increasingly dimmer, and he was in a bad mood, so he immediately sent out a wave of imperial aura: "Drink ...!"

The power of the heavens covered Yi Congyao, who was breathing weakly, and temporarily stabilized her fate like a candle in the wind. Feng Ru breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment, Yi Congyao suddenly opened his eyes, revealing blue light, and then there was unprecedented The forces of Riot!

"Ah, not good!"

Fengru immediately cast spells to restrain her, but the power was so majestic that it shook her out of the room, and the other lords joined forces to stop her, but the majestic power instantly turned into an invisible mist. Sweeping the audience, even breaking through the barrier of the Ancient Defeng Road, extending thousands of miles away.

"Uh……"

After a period of dizziness that made people almost vomit, everyone raised their heads again. The environment had changed, and it was obvious that the dream had returned.

"Congyao, Congyao! Stop!" Yun Wanggui anxiously shouted towards the sky: "Don't use the dream world anymore, your body won't be able to take it anymore!"

"Yun Wanggui, calm down." Mo Qingchi put one hand on Yun Wanggui's shoulder: "Didn't you notice any difference between this time and the previous one?"

"What's the difference, I..." Yun Wanggui suddenly stopped talking.

He found out.

Everyone can move freely.

Moreover, he couldn't feel any breath from Yi Congyao.

3.

The New Dreamland is a closed environment.

An isolated island with a majestic manor on the island.

From the outside, the facilities in the manor are complete, the conditions are good, and the scenery is beautiful. However, they tried again and again, and no one could take a step out of the island, and no ship from the outside world approached.

Everyone searched the vicinity and found nothing, so they had to enter the manor.

They walked past the fountain, and immediately played beautiful music around it, and the water flow changed repeatedly along with the rhythm of the music; when they came to the largest building, the door opened automatically, and a male voice sounded: "Welcome to Xiaoyao Manor, I am you My caring butler—Dawn No. [-].”

Jun Fengtian was startled when he heard this voice.

Lin Tianxing's reaction was more direct: "... Yu Xiaoyao?"

"Bingo, you guessed right! It's the handsome and omnipotent smart housekeeper——Yu Xiaoyao!" The male voice, who was still very serious just now, suddenly raised two octaves: "Dear masters! I will let you live every day. Enriched and comfortable! If you need anything, please ask!"

"...You're not showing up?"

Lin Tianxing remembered that Yu Xiaoyao should still be at the gate of heaven at this moment, and wanted to test it out, but heard the male voice twist and say: "Oh, I hate it, he is an artificial intelligence, even if he shows up, it is a digital projection, do you want to talk to me? "

Lin Tianxing: "..."

"But since the master has made such a strong request, I will solemnly show up to meet you!" A light and shadow intersected, and a phantom appeared in the center of the hall, and made a Western medieval butler's gift to everyone: "Satisfied with what you see huh?'

"This artificial intelligence... seems to be a bit mentally retarded."

Yun Wanggui and Yu Lijing complained softly.

Jun Fengtian: "..."

...he can't say it's someone's routine.

Afterwards, "Yu Xiaoyao" made a gesture of "please come in": "Masters, all the rooms have been allocated and tidied up, please come in."

Since they were in a dream, everyone had no choice but to settle down and enter their respective rooms under the guidance of the intelligent voice.

This manor is large enough and has enough rooms. Everyone's room has its own bathroom, balcony, small study and cloakroom, which is very spacious and luxurious.

Lin Tianxing and Master Ming were divided into a suite. As soon as the two of them sat firmly on the sofa, "Yu Xiaoyao" appeared and clapped his hands: "Both of you! How about some entertainment? Singing?"

"Need not……"

Before Lin Tianxing finished speaking, "Yu Xiaoyao" had already turned on the stereo and opened his mouth to perform, and the gorgeous bel canto tenor poured out: "My motherland and I can't be separated for a moment~~~~"

"I, say, no, use."

Lin Tianxing emphasized again.

"Okay, let's change to old age disco! Scientific research shows that the elderly need 40-60 minutes of aerobic exercise every day, please do it with me-"

"……you shut up!"

Lin Tianxing's head was throbbing with blue veins.

In another suite, Yulijing and Mo Qingchi are looking at the surrounding environment.

Yu Lijing walked to the small kitchen, and subconsciously reached out to the refrigerator. Suddenly, the refrigerator popped open automatically, and the phantom of "Yu Xiaoyao" appeared: "Surprise! Do you need a meal? Please pay attention to the proper nutrition!"

"Yu Xiaoyao" pointed at Mo Qingchi: "According to the scan data, your height is 17 centimeters shorter than Mr. Yulijing! Do you know what the problem is? It must be eating too little meat!"

Jade Li Jing: "..."

Mo Qingchi: "Even if I eat meat now, it's impossible for me to grow any longer."

"Yu Xiaoyao" seemed to have never heard of it, and leaned against the refrigerator and muttered: "Eat meat, grow meat, don't eat meat, and lose weight! Please let me heat the roasted chicken legs for you!"

"……No, thanks."

In the third suite, Jun Fengtian sat on the sofa thinking about life, and Yun Wanggui looked around for his wife. When he approached the closet, the closet suddenly popped open.

"Hi! Congratulations on finding the treasure! A man's wardrobe must have a different taste!"

Yun Wanggui jumped back a step in fright, saw the phantom of "Yu Xiaoyao" appearing next to the closet, snapped his fingers, and the closet door swung open.

"Please let me introduce to you, this is a high-end suit, Mr. Jun Fengtian, do you like this high-end gray suit? Low-key luxury with connotation, it is very suitable for you!"

"Mr. Yun Wanggui, or do you prefer casual style? Come and see this row, Playboy's customized travel suit..."

Yun Wanggui twitched the corner of his mouth: "Uh, I don't plan to change clothes for now..."

"Yu Xiaoyao" turned around and opened the third cabinet: "There are also comfortable styles for home, Hawaiian style beach shorts, the best to wear when going out surfing... and..."

Just as he opened the fourth cabinet door, a figure appeared in the corner of the cabinet.

The man was dressed in white, holding flowers in his hands, and looked up miserably. The scene was almost exactly the same as the Japanese ghost movie that Yun Wanggui had seen in his dream.

Yun Wanggui was startled, but before he could react, "Yu Xiaoyao" had already yelled and put his hands and feet on Jun Fengtian's back: "Ah——!!! Who are you?!"

The figure appeared only for a moment, and when he disappeared, "Yu Xiaoyao" put his hands on his hips and shouted unconvinced: "In the domain under my Shuchen jurisdiction, outsiders are never allowed to invade! 361 security guards are activated! Find me this thief!" !"

Boom, boom, boom.

The building shook, and a force scanned the entire building complex. After a long time, "Yu Xiaoyao"'s swearing expression began to loosen, gradually becoming weak, pitiful and helpless.

"How is it possible... There is no biological trace... How is it possible..."

The divine light on "Yu Xiaoyao" gradually dimmed, and then his projection disappeared, and another cold male voice sounded in the building complex: "Masters, Doomsday NO.17 is here to serve you."

Yun Wanggui: "..."

This goes straight from dawn to doom?

Jun Fengtian felt something was wrong, and asked, "Where is Yu Xiaoyao?"

"It was implanted with a Trojan horse, got a virus, and went offline." The cold male voice said without emotion: "I will promptly conduct a Trojan horse inspection and killing. During the killing period, the service will be suspended for four to 10 minutes. Please feel free."

Yu Lijing asked Mo Qingchi: "What do you think?"

Mo Qingchi looked calm: "It doesn't look like a serious artificial intelligence."