[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

Yun Wanggui wandered out of the palace and suddenly discovered something - where does he live?

The general election is over, and the other handsome men who lost the election left the imperial city through another palace gate. A group of anxious family members were waiting at the gate of the city to see their son/young master leaving the palace. Parents cheered their son up: "It doesn't matter if you are a good son, go back and prepare for the exam, and take the imperial examination next year!"

Yun Wanggui: "..."

It is very inspirational. You can participate in the harem election and have a soft meal, and you can also apply for the imperial examination seriously. Should you thank this dynasty for giving men a way out?

Yun Wanggui, who had no family to welcome him, decided to go to his family's head. He believed that Yu Lijing would be able to get along well soon, so he would continue to be an assistant.

So he took advantage of his familiarity, chatted with several Yu Lingwei who were changing shifts, and inquired about the time and place of the minister's departure from the palace. After receiving the guidance, he walked half a circle around the imperial city and waited at the palace gate.

As soon as Yu Lijing left the palace gate, he saw Yun Wanggui waving to him from a distance.

There were a lot of people in front of the palace gate, Yu Lijing simply said "Let's go" and led Yun Wang back to the place where the courtiers live together in the outer city, where he was told that he had been given a place to live.

"My Madam's dream, the people and the background are very well set up." After entering the residence and stepping away from the left and right, Yu Lijing talked to Yun Wanggui about the business.

Yun Wanggui didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement and smiled slightly: "Are Shengsi and the others alright?"

"Well... I'm learning the palace rules."

"The place where you pause is a bit weird, could it be that you have met them in the palace?"

Yu Li changed the subject without a trace: "Ha, why don't you explain my doubts first, that empress dowager seems to be an acquaintance of you and Shengsi."

"Miss He Miao of Wenyi Jingwei has a very good relationship with Cong Yao." Yun Wanggui rubbed his chin: "However, Shengsi is indeed quite tolerant of her on weekdays."

"So that's how it is." After all, it was the master's job. Yu Lijing stopped eating melons, and then asked Qi Yi Congyao about the situation: "Earlier you sent a message that Mrs. Yan Zun had found it, but lost her memory. This time weaving a dream again, could it be another Restore?"

"Not sure, but she should have recovered her memory." Yun Wanggui thought of Yi Congyao crying, and couldn't help but sink in his heart: "It's just that her soul breath is unstable."

"Did you see her in the dream?"

"Yes, she is the eldest daughter of the emperor."

Yu Lijing pondered and said: "The eldest daughter of the emperor... was in the palace just now. I asked the people in the Ministry of Rites to inquire about some royal affairs. Some people said that the eldest daughter of the emperor suffers from heart disease and is born with deficiencies, so she cannot inherit the great line..."

"Heart disease..." Yun Wanggui recalled the overlapping points that appeared twice in the dream since the reunion, combined with the strange person who controlled the dream, suddenly had a not very optimistic guess: "Could it be that what that person said is true? , Cong Yao's heart disease...is it not alive?"

When he said the word "no existence", Yun Wanggui froze in place.

"Don't be so pessimistic." Yu Lijing hurriedly interrupted his guess: "In the past few years since you left the sect, several venerable masters are also investigating what your wife revealed. If my guess is correct, your wife has the ability to predict the future , She revealed the message to us through dreams, and such actions will definitely not be tolerated by the heavens, so she is in the chaos of life and death, but she can avoid the liquidation of the heavens."

"Then... the man who manipulated her, he still protected her?"

"You can think of it this way." Yu Lijing pondered again, and said: "This time, Mrs. Zun is also in a dream, and she shouldn't disappear after waking up. Then it's time for you to confirm your guess."

"I hope so." Yun Wanggui asked again: "I saw her in the palace, and judging by the situation, I have to find a way to marry her. This one depends on your help."

Yu Lijing couldn't hold back her smile: "From this point of view, Mrs. Zun's wish is very simple. In the past, I wanted you to be safe, but now I want to be with you."

Yun Wanggui was taken aback, and said with a wry smile, "Yes."

"What, you want to go back on your word after being locked up?"

"Where did it come from!" Yun Wanggui said with a rare stern expression, "It's one thing for me to owe her, but another thing for me to be imprisoned... At worst, I will take her to walk the rivers and lakes with me in the future, and it was the same in the past."

"It's very gratifying to see you settle down, and I believe that Faru is very pleased."

"Your expression is very gossip." Yun Wanggui tilted his head and stared at the calm Yu Lijing: "Why don't you ask Cong Yao to arrange a wife for you next time in your dreams?"

"Hey~~~Let's see what the Confucian Saints have gained this time."

When Yu Lijing said this, Yun Wanggui chuckled, and the two showed almost the same melon-eating expressions.

2.

The Crown Princess is a true workaholic.

Although the main family Fengjun and the side chamber two noble monarchs have been appointed, they seldom visit the harem, and even send Jian Feidao to the inner palace Taoist temple to clean up, euphemistically called it to pray for the imperial dynasty; Sui Wudu was arranged by her to be the east palace Head coach of Yulingwei.

As for Mo Qingchi, he formally met with the empress dowager in the East Palace, and was supposed to discuss the wedding, but the empress dowager gave him a bunch of state official selection lists to help him review.

On this point, Ying Wuqian impeached "the harem must not interfere in politics".

Mo Qingchi didn't want to speculate on Ying Wuqian's mentality. After all, when Wanzheng came to the capital, the two of them were at odds with each other. Now that he has found Yun Wanggui's wife, he is too lazy to make false claims.

"Although Jinyiwei is annoying, it is indispensable." He Miao comforted without raising his head while reading the memorial: "I don't think you will care, but I still have to say it, don't take it to heart."

"Your Majesty, you can rest assured." Mo Qingchi said with confidence, "I know more about this matter than he does."

He Miao suddenly put down the imperial pen, turned to look at him: "With your talent and state of mind, you may not care much about entering the palace and court, and I am not a person who makes things difficult for others. Frankly speaking, I have no intention of being beautiful or having children. Pick an heir from the clan, find the right time, and I will set you and Lord Wu An free."

——Wu Anjun is unreasonable.

"...Thank you ma'am." Mo Qingchi's heart was a bit complicated. He Miao had no memory of reality in the dream, but her personality and ambition were no different from reality. Perhaps this dream could make her realize her ambition even more.

Forget it, it's still a dream, and it's not bad to follow the trend.

So Mo Qingchi added: "If the princess needs it, Mo Qingchi is willing to drive her."

"If you don't say it, I will do my best." He Miao continued to pick up the imperial pen to review the memorial: "It's not my style to discard the capable as if they are worthless. Letting you have something to do will save you from being so indifferent and withdrawn."

"Is this how the princess looks at Mo Qingchi?"

Dreams are one of the manifestations of people's deep thoughts, Mo Qingchi was a little surprised by He Miao's words.

"Confucianism is also helping the world, it's a pity to see you lose your ambition and give up." He Miao pointed out the window. A bright moon in the night sky shone with a clear brilliance, surrounded by stars: "He Qinghai Yan, prosperity and eternal peace are the highest ideals, but The fact is that there are so many things in ancient and modern times, heroes become desolate mounds... If you think too deeply, you will feel that everything is meaningless. Instead of falling into nothingness and decadence, it is better to focus on what you can do now."

Mo Qingchi was silent for a moment, with mixed feelings in his heart.

He didn't expect that he would be seen through by this little girl.

A few days later, he followed the empress dowager to meet the emperor, and met Yu Lijing and Ying Wuqian again. The two of them were trying their best to endure the fatuous and lewd emperor's teasing and eyesight, until the empress dowager approached, the emperor restrained himself a little. .

"Your emperor is here." The emperor resumed his upright posture: "Your imperial sister suddenly proposed to admit someone into the palace the day before yesterday. Guess what the father found out? She actually fell in love with the white man who was selected that day, that's all. That person is not innocent..."

He Miao frowned: "Master Ying, did you find out about that person's background?"

Ying Wuqian replied with ulterior motives: "Yun Wanggui came from the Ancient Virtuous Way, about him, you might as well ask Minister Yu."

Yulijing turned a blind eye to Wuqian's hostility, and calmly said: "Yun Wanggui is my classmate, with a cheerful personality, and definitely not a vanity-seeking villain."

He Miao looked at Mo Qingchi again: "What did Feng Jun say?"

Mo Qingchi also came from the Ancient Way of Virtuous Virtue, so it is inconvenient to say too much, so he only said: "Yun Wanggui has a kind and friendly temperament."

He Miao nodded: "If the imperial sister likes it, then accept it. If the father is worried, he will tell Yuan Cangming to keep an eye on it."

"Hey, since the emperor said so... then it's okay. But Yun Wanggui is not a virgin, so he can only be given the position of concubine and choose a day to enter the palace."

Jade Li Jing & Mo Qingchi: "..."

...Although I have known for a long time that Mrs. Yun has a rich imagination, but I always feel internally hurt after witnessing Yun Wanggui's experience.

So ten days later, Yun Wanggui rode a five-flowered horse into the palace of the eldest daughter of the Inner Palace.

The eldest daughter of the emperor was still in the Qianqing Palace to accept the conferment of the prince according to the ancestral system, and bid farewell to the emperor and queen, Yun Wanggui and Yuan Cangming gathered in the corridor and muttered.

Yun Wanggui felt sorry for him and said, "Fortunately, I wasn't allowed to sit in a bridal sedan chair."

Yuan Cang, the "General Affairs Consul of the Inner Palace" who had heard Mo Qingchi's explanation of the cause and effect, laughed so hard that his belly cramped: "Hearing what you said, I'm looking forward to the big marriage between elder brother and He Miao."

"Oh, is there anything special about the empress dowager's wedding?"

"According to the etiquette system of this dynasty, after receiving the ultimatum, the crown prince's wife Fengjun must wear a red shirt and a gilt hair crown."

Yun Wanggui imagined Mo Qingchi's red body, and almost couldn't hold back: "Pfft..."

The two of them turned their faces aside, holding back their laughter so that their shoulders trembled.

At this time, the eldest daughter of the emperor came back from the Qianqing Palace and asked in confusion: "What are you laughing at?"

"No, it's nothing." Yuan Cangming hurriedly saluted: "Welcome Prince Duan back to the palace."

"It's hard work, Commander Yuan." Yi Congyao asked his followers to put away the prince's guard of honor and keepsakes, and looked at Yun Wanggui with guilt in his eyes: "Father forbids you to enter the palace as the royal family, I have wronged you."

Yun Wanggui: "..."

He said that he seemed to be a poor little boy who was born in a humble family and married into the royal family. He couldn't help but think of the script adaptations such as "Plum Blossom X" that he had seen... Well, the strange experience has increased again.

Yuan Cangming was afraid that if he continued to stay, he would ruin his merits, so he quickly put on a show and said: "Mr. Yunce is good at serving the prince, and strives to become a full-time member as soon as possible... I will resign."

The bridal chamber is a night of festivities and candles, in the dead of night.

Yi Congyao hooked Yun Wanggui's neck with a tangled face: "Although let's not blame the past, I still can't help but want to ask...who did you give your body to?"

Yun Wanggui: "..."

Can't explain, really can't explain.

So Yun Wanggui said truthfully: "Well... it should be said that I gave it to you in a dream."

"……what?"

Yi Congyao looked dull.

"So it was love at first sight for you."

Yun Wanggui began to feel confident again.

Yi Congyao reached out and pinched his face: "Is your face made of a city wall?"

"I didn't have any thoughts on the Empress Dowager. The current Feng Jun is very suitable for her, so why should I join in the fun?" Yun Wanggui said with a smile: "Speaking of which, I have learned massage before, now I can unblock your meridians?"

——In a certain dream, he was a master of massage and bone setting.

So Yun Siwei gave his wife a massage, which also made the wedding night very harmonious.

3.

Yun Wanggui and Yi Congyao spent more than half a year without shame or impatience, and the date of the empress dowager's wedding was approaching.

But at this moment, the frontier urgently reported that the eight barbarian tribes invaded the frontier.

The idle emperor has never experienced war since he ascended the throne. After hearing the news, he hastily issued an edict of abdication, which was passed on to the empress dowager.

"Emperor, you must protect the foundation of your ancestors." After completing the enthronement ceremony, the fatuous emperor hurriedly confessed to the empress dowager, and took his harem to the north to avoid disaster. The Supreme Emperor accompanied him to the north.

At this point, other characters hidden in the dream finally appeared.

General Zhen Guo is the emperor's venerable leader, and at this moment he is the first line of defense against the barbarians; the head of the cabinet who had previously acted as the emperor's inspection tour of the state capitals returned to the court, and convened a meeting of the six ministries, only then did Yu Lijing know that it was the head of Xia.

Talking about the eight tribes of the barbarians, Xia Chenglin said bluntly: "Master Yu, I'm afraid this is no longer a dream."

"I also speculate in the same way." Yu Lijing agreed: "I think it is Mrs. Yun who dragged the reality into a situation that is neither virtual nor real."

"It seems that Defeng Gudao really knows the inside story." Ying Wuqian said with a serious face, "Please explain?"

All the people present were Confucianists, so Xia Chenglin told the story of Baqi frankly: "The totem of the eight tribes of the barbarians is the image of the eight-headed snake body, and it should be the eight tribes of Tianxie."

Yu Lijing sighed heavily: "Baqi evil god, is it finally about to appear?"

As if echoing their speculation, everyone suddenly felt their inner energy surge, and in just a moment, they fully recovered their skills.

I don't know when the Confucian Xia also stepped into the cabinet, and said while plucking the strings: "We are already in a different space, the harm of Baqi is not as bad as the common people, but we can give it a go."

"Your Majesty."

Xia Chenglin and Yu Lijing saluted, Ying Wuqian was slightly surprised and said: "Haozheng Wudao is also dispatched? Baqi evil god has a lot of background."

"Having said that, we don't know Baqi's true strength, and even the Babu people haven't seen the whole picture." Mo Qingchi, Yun Wanggui, Sui Wudu and others also rushed to the cabinet: "Let's look at the Taoist and Buddhist sects. There is action."

"Speaking of... where's the empress dowager?" Chang Yiyin looked at Mo Qingchi coolly: "The little girl must have been scared away like that empress dowager?"

"Chang Yiyin, don't treat other people's stomachs with the heart of a villain. The eldest daughter of the emperor is weak, and she is taking care of the eldest daughter of the emperor."

Out of precaution against Wen Zai Longyuan and his group, Xia Chenglin and Yu Lijing tacitly did not mention Yi Congyao, so Ying Wuqian Chang's posthumous voice and others did not know about Yi Congyao's role.

When a group of high-level Confucianists met, He Miao, who had recovered her memory, sat in front of Yi Congyao with a complicated mood.

"You're leaving? What do you mean?"

"This is a dream I woven, and I can give you the greatest help... But I can only exist in the dream, and I can't get out." Yi Congyao stared at the screen sadly: "My life is through trading. Borrowed, there is always a time to leave. Baqi is in trouble, and it is the limit."

"Sister Yao... I, I'm a little confused." He Miao was still a little confused: "You know so many things... Could it be that we have time-traveled into some novel or TV series? Do you know the whole plot?"

"Don't be so concerned about whether it's true or false." Yi conjured a piece of jade from Yao's hand: "You put it away, this is the last golden finger I can give you."

"Sister Yao?"

He Miao still didn't understand.

Yi Congyao looked at her with a smile: "He Miao, do you like Mo Qingchi?"

"……Uh."

"I like Yun Wanggui very much...I have always liked him." Yi Congyao emitted a faint blue light: "Knowing that he will die like that, I always feel uneasy. Fortunately, that person borrowed my strength to let him I can change the ending. He Miao, Mo Qingchi is very contradictory and negative, but he has changed a lot because of you, you should keep an eye on him, and don't get to the point of being cynical."

"Sister Yao, Yao..."

He Miao felt that something was wrong, and immediately got up and walked towards her, but the person had turned into a little bit of light and disappeared.

On the bank of the holy pool of the magnificent temple, the goddess sits reclined, staring at the scene of the world on the water.

Yi Congyao walked in front of the goddess step by step through a passage on the water that seemed imaginary but not real.

The goddess casually lifted a strand of hair, her eyes still on the water: "Have you finally recovered all your memories?"

"Yes."

"The transaction is over, let's wait for the result."

"Yes." Yi Congyao nodded in yes, but couldn't help questioning after a while: "Are you also going to participate in the game between Baqi Cthulhu and Death God?"

"Well...it depends on your mood."

Although he knew the power of this god was the tip of the iceberg, Yi Congyao still wanted to sort it out, and continued to ask: "What is the difference in strength between them, you and Emperor Qitian?"

"Leaving aside strength. According to your cognitive system, the difference between me and them... Maybe I have a formal relationship with Valkyrie, but they don't."

Yi Congyao: "..."

Good guy, it turns out that Yaqi and Shinigami are wild gods.