[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

The frontier... or the space-time border of the time-space transcending the misery constructed by the dream, the first wave of attack by the Eight Tribes of Tianxie has sounded the horn, and the people of Defeng Ancient Road and Xihuang Buddhist Realm are all included in this space to prepare for battle.

Although Yutianzhe didn't understand why he broke the seal in this way, but the right way in affliction wanted to confront the evil gods head-on, but it was in the right place, which could make them kill themselves.

The sky warrior called out his name and said: "King Asura, go, start this gorgeous killing."

King Ashura, who was charged with the evil power of misfortune and Taoist martial arts, led the battle, his eyes were cold and calm, he drew his sword and asked for a move: "The stars and snow are miserable, the sky and the Milky Way are falling, and the wild and beautiful night wanders and writes Chu Ci. The bleak and sad voice rises from the autumn wind. , before the chilling cicada crows."

The chivalrous and respected man swung his sleeves, and came out with his qin and sword, accepting the war agreement of King Asura.

"The shape of this weapon..." He Miao murmured, "Is he from Dongying?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Ghost Qizhu stood opposite her and answered questions in a serious manner: "Most half of the eight tribes of Tianxie are from Japan, do you need a ghost guide to recommend you?"

"What can I do?" He Miao took out a pair of meteor hammers with a sneer, and said through gritted teeth, "Of course I'm beating devils!!! Look at the trick!"

The ghost unicorn master didn't expect her to do it when she said to do it, so he quickly blocked the move, and asked while dodging: "Hey, the ghost is the ghost unicorn master, not some devil, don't name people indiscriminately!"

He Miao kept throwing hammers at him: "The Japanese invaders are collectively called devils! Go to hell!"

"...Hahaha," the ghost unicorn stared blankly, and then let out a weird laugh: "But the ghost is not from Dongying."

"Then you are the second devil? Damn it!"

He Miao speeded up the hammering speed, but the ghost unicorn master had no choice but to secretly signal to the ghost unicorn to help, but Jun Fengtian noticed it, and blasted him with a move of the heavenly sage gangster.

The ghost unicorn master avoided the strong move, and touched his chest in fear after pretending: "Huh...huh, it's so dangerous. Today's righteous way is so ignorant of martial arts, that it actually attacks ghosts from both sides."

Jun Fengtian held the hilt of the sword forbearance, and said to He Miao: "Please leave this person to me."

"it is good."

He Miao nodded, and turned to assist Mo Qingchi, Yuli Jing and others against the rest of the Eight Tribes.

Just as Zhengdao was fighting fiercely with the Babu people, a giant tower suddenly rose from the ground, and the cool and elegant music was released slowly, which made the emperor's heart tremble.

"No, it's the Xuanzhang of the Confucianism!" Lin Tianxing rushed to the Emperor's Heaven, but at the same time another sharp sword interrupted the Emperor's move, and the red-clothed and red-haired Confucian came proudly.

"It really is you, Lingxiao Zhuyou." Lin Tianxing said solemnly, "Last time in the battle of Haozheng Supreme Palace, you only won half of the Xuanzhang of God and Confucianism."

"So I'm looking for help. While you're busy with Baqi's affairs, I plan to get back the remaining half of the book." Xia Zhuyou raised his hand to signal, the top of the Wuxiang Pagoda, the Confucian scholar in white turned into light, and smiled after a few light coughs Fei smiled and said, "It's been a long time, my lord."

"The two of you... actually conspired together."

"In recent years, you are not the only one who has learned all kinds of secrets from dreams. The god Confucianism Xuanzhang is a creation of the sages. Now that the Baqi disaster has occurred, it is time to use it." Potential: "Baqi's evil power comes from the seven original sins of the human heart. If you wash away the desires of all beings, you can completely eliminate Baqi! This is the end, do you still want to block his ideal again?"

Lin Tianxing stopped his continuous sharp sword moves, trying to persuade and dissuade him: "Don't think too highly of yourself, you and I are both inadequate, and we can only fulfill our responsibilities."

Xia Zhuyou gritted her teeth and sneered: "...but they always go in the opposite direction!"

"What happened back then is something I will regret all my life, but...you shouldn't be persistent anymore!"

"Why do you need to say more?!"

Lin Tianxing and Xia Zhuyou continued to fight fiercely, and the Wuxiang Pagoda kept playing the Xuanzang of Gods and Confucians, and the evil power of Baqi was blocked and pulled away from the eight tribes. Gradually appearing in a trance, besieging the Babu people frantically, seeing that the situation is not right, the Yutian quickly ordered to change tactics, and deliberately mixed in among the Confucian and Buddhist troops.

Lou Qianying and everyone in Haofa Xiutang lost control and turned to attack Yulijing and Yun Wanggui.

"Ling Xiao Zhu You, don't do this! This is not what my grandfather wanted..." Xia Chenglin wanted to stop the fratricide between the Emperor Confucianism and the Sword Spirit, when the gate of the Wuxiang Pagoda opened, and a man dressed in a royal costume The strong man came out coldly with a giant ax in his hand. Xia Chenglin recognized his identity and couldn't help being surprised: "The Eastern Emperor God Lord? How could it be you?!"

Yutianzhe said with sinister intentions: "Eight tribes, do your best to avoid this mysterious sound, and let the Confucian and Buddhist people block the attack for us!"

Huangru couldn't take care of all the disciples in the chaotic battle, so he could only give instructions loudly: "Qicheng, use the emperor's journey!"

"Ah!" Qi Cheng wanted to make a move, but several controlled Confucian scholars used themselves as a bet to hug his hands and feet, making him unable to move for a while.

There was a chaotic slaughter in front of him, He Miao was quick-witted, took out the jade Jue presented by Yi Congyao, and inspired it with internal force, a cloud of mist shrouded the wilderness, and a moment later, a majestic machine appeared in front of Yun Wanggui.

He Miao: "..."

Mecha?Where did the armor come from? !

With a flash of inspiration, Yun Wanggui walked quickly, quickly opened the door of the mecha hatch, got in, and turned on the power source.

After a roar, the quiet mech spread out six wings on its back, activated its thermal energy, and flew into the sky. The model mark engraved on its belly was just reflected in the eyes of everyone who looked up——

The Hope of the Whole Village.

As if to emphasize the model, the mecha also issued a voice prompt: "The Hope of the whole village, speed up the attack!"

"The hope of the whole village?" The chivalrous man said to himself while beating someone, "Is it Yun Guier?"

Yun Wanggui: "..."

...so shameful, so shameful.

But no matter how ashamed he was, he still manipulated the mech to rush towards the Wuxiang Tower, the two forces collided head-on, and the Wuxiang Tower temporarily stopped operating.

Ask Naihe with a low laugh: "Naive."

In just a short moment, the Wuxiang Pagoda's heart pivot turned again and continued to play—but it was not a divine and Confucian Xuan Zhang, but a passionate and generous female voice.

"Folks, give up illusions, take up arms, start fighting, defend the Central Plains, and defend China!"

Immediately, passionate singing sounded.

"The wind is roaring, the horses are screaming, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring! The mountains in Hexi are ten thousand feet tall, and the east and Hebei sorghums are ripe. There are many anti-Japanese heroes in the mountains..."

Stimulated by the singing, the upright people who had been influenced by the gods and Confucianism Xuanzhang suddenly woke up, and at the same time, everyone felt a majestic power and boiling fighting spirit burning in their chests, and they re-pointed their spears at Tianxie Babu in unison. The crowd, it seems that only in this way can they vent their enthusiasm.

Ask Naihe with a confident smile froze at the corner of his mouth.

He Miao was stunned for two seconds, then picked up the hammer and began to hammer the Sky Master.

First influenced by the Xuanzhang of Gods and Confucians, and then besieged by sea tactics of the Righteous Alliance of Soldiers, King Asura's evil power was damaged. With a change of mind, he used the Taoist Emperor's Jue Style to turn things around. The emperor's move? Who are you!"

"Ha." King Ashura didn't answer, and only greeted the enemy with the pure way.

Xia Zhuyou and Wen Naihe, who were in doubt, looked at each other deeply, and they both entered the Wuxiang Pagoda to check, but they couldn't find out the clues. On the contrary, they could clearly see the divine power covering the surrounding fields like a mist from the height of the pagoda.

"……is her!"

Xia Zhuyou, who was condensed by the dream, suddenly understood.

"Oh, that alien who controls the dream? It's so amazing. Ahem..."

Xia Zhuyou frowned: "I'm afraid, this is just the beginning..."

2.

Xia Zhuyou's words became a prophecy.

At the moment when King Asura was fighting fiercely against the heroes, a long-lost red figure descended from the sky, relieving King Asura's pressure: "There are no monks in the yellow sand, and Confucian students are covered by violent wind and rain. The three religions are originally Taoist, how can they be equally famous."

Ying Wuqian fixed his eyes slightly, frowned and said, "Qingyangzi?"

Chang Yiyin winked at the snake and put it on the stick, and questioned: "Qingyangzi, the dragon brain, right now the Confucianism and Buddhism are fighting for the common people, and you actually help the Eight Tribes. Could it be that you want to betray Shenzhou?"

Qingyangzi said vaguely: "I am here only for the inheritance of the Dao Emperor."

"Sure enough, they are the heirs of the Emperor of Dao... two brats!" Huang Ru was about to teach these two heirs who had gone astray for his old friend, but He Miao saw the jade in his hand shaking, and suddenly Fu Zhixin shouted at the top of his voice: "Devil!" He and the second devil have entered the village! Close the door and let the dogs go!"

Rumble, boom.

The ground was shaking.

It wasn't a dog that came.

A herd of green bulls with bloodshot eyes came rushing across the open fields, heading towards King Ashura and Qingyangzi.

The music released by the Tower of Rebirth Wuxiang also changed suddenly, with dense horn sounds and tense beats, He Miao recognized that it was the march of Spanish matadors.

Qingyangzi was caught off guard, surrounded by five cows, bumped and arched, almost rolled to the ground.

... This is no ordinary cattle!

The people present were stunned for a while before they could react.

Qingniu is a Taoist beast.

And Qingyangzi and King Ashura... both wore festive red.

...Ah this.

Even though Lin Tianxing and Master Ming were both older, they had never seen such a spectacular scene of so many Taoist bulls besieging the Taoist disciples.

Wen Naihe from the Wuxiang Pagoda sat down silently and poured himself a cup of tea.

Xia Zhuyou: "..."

He has a lot of indecent words to say about the god who enlightened him.

Don't ask, it's annoying.

However, the bizarre encounter between King Ashura and Qingyangzi was really just the beginning.

A dozen or so beautiful-looking women of different races appeared in front of the ghost unicorn, each holding a vicious-looking weapon.

"Fu Zixi, you kept me waiting."

"Fu Lang, so your lover is not just me?"

"You can't have a betrayed man, what do you guys think is the best way to deal with it?"

"Ha ha……"

"Give it up."

"Full eunuchs and half eunuchs?"

"My ancestor slaughtered pigs to start a family. Let me come and pick his kidneys as well, and donate them to benefit others."

"Uh... you guys, you listen to the ghost explain..."

The ghost unicorn scratched its hooves, and complained in a low voice: "You can't live by doing your own crimes. I think it's better to be castrated, so as to save you from messing around again."

"Do you still recognize the ghost master?"

……

On the other side, the evil kings of the heavens occupying the body of Tianji were intercepted by the earth and the underworld.

Di Ming took off his mask, and then a huge supercomputer appeared behind him, and countless data lines were floating in the air under the control of the blood-dark power, ready to go.

"Darkness cannot obliterate the morning."

The big computer screen was turned on, the light was dazzling, and the data lines were flying towards the evil kings of the heavens. He calmly avoided the first wave, the second wave, and the third wave. The thread is wrapped around the wrists of the evil kings of the heavens.

The strong suction force sucked the souls of the evil kings of heaven into the computer. Although Di Ming didn't know what it was, it didn't prevent him from relying on his own judgment to operate. The internal energy was stirred up, and the anti-virus program in the computer started. The dialog box "Babuzhong No. [-] virus has been separated from the main system, please choose to clean or format".

Di Ming thought about it, and suddenly showed a wicked smile, and gave an order.

"format."

On the page, a compressed file package named "The Evil Kings of the Heavens" is shown as the beginning of the formatting process.

The succession of strange operations plunged the Babu people into dire straits, and Yutianzhe was dumbfounded. In desperation, he slashed his sword and killed himself, trying to use his own evil power to reactivate the power of the evil god of Baqi to recover.

...but it didn't help.

The evil spirit of Baqi seems to have disappeared, neither the phantom of the animal nor the instructions of the spiritual consciousness.

In a space inaccessible to mortals, the gods meet and tensions simmer.

"The covenant of the gods, non-interference with each other, is it against the rules of the game for you to force your way into the game relying on the power of the heavens?"

Death's tone was calm.

"I have never violated the rules, because everything you see can be done by my chosen one." The Dream God appeared in a water mirror, and said with a light smile: "It's better to say that your chosen ones are too unreasonable." It was used in the middle, so it failed miserably."

"Oh?" The god of death pondered: "Baqi evil god, what do you think?"

Baqi tried to maintain a calm state: "I only have one question."

"I understand your question, and I can give you the answer." Oneiroi kindly explained: "The seven original sins originate from the evil thoughts of the human mind, but most of the evil thoughts lurk in the subconscious, and only in special circumstances will they emerge clearly. The two points represent consciousness. , [-]% subconscious mind, human heart and human nature, my grasp is deeper and more comprehensive, in short... I am older than you! Hahaha..."

Eight Qi evil god suddenly fell silent.

The god of death kept the posture of falling chess, but the chess piece in his hand did not fall for a long time.

For a moment, the barbell-like laughter of Oneiroi echoed all around.

"She said she was older than you."

The god of death looked up at the badass evil god.

"……I heard."

Yi Congyao, who was accompanying him, closed his eyes unable to look directly at him.

Oneiroi... you know that sounds ambiguous and bad? !