[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

The plight of a man in pregnancy is not without precedent.

But such a large-scale group pregnancy has never happened before, and it made everyone dare not act casually for a while.

The TV station is still insisting on broadcasting the situation of Baqi evil infection and zombie infection, with the Yunhai Group and the Ghost Prison Group as the center, and the number of new cases in the vicinity continues to rise every day.

"In view of the current situation, we once again remind the general public, especially male friends, not to go out unless necessary." The host Yi Congyao reiterated with a serious expression: "Men who go out at will may become pregnant."

"puff--"

Yun Wanggui almost spit out the tea in his mouth.

"... Your Madam's imagination is extraordinary."

Mo Qingchi was still calm and calm, while He Miao sat beside him and thought to himself: "It's been a long time since the elders taught girls not to go out casually. It's the first time I heard that Men get pregnant when they go out, the plight is amazing..."

"What do you think?"

He ordered his master to stare at Lin Tianxing sideways.

"Um……"

Frankly speaking, as one of the four Daoist creators, Lin Tianxing has very complicated perceptions of the current situation of Xuanzun Jiutian.

After Jiutian Xuanzun woke up, everyone didn't know how to tell the truth, but he was still worried about the disaster of Baqi and the ghost prison, so he took the initiative to find Lin Tianxing to discuss the solution.

But within two or three days, Xuanzun's stomach swelled up like a balloon, and he himself sensed that something was wrong. After repeatedly questioning his son and disciples, he learned the bad news-the nine candles on his head trembled immediately.

Lin Tianxing and Xuanzun have also known each other for many years, not to mention knowing his personality very well, but he can guess five or six points. Xuanzun is very proud, sometimes even to the point of superciliousness, otherwise he would not be able to make a bloody secret plan. People listened to the rescue plan of soaring blood pressure.

As for his other black history in private, Lin Tianxing didn't want to delve into it too much. Anyway, everyone is just acquaintances and not a stranger. He knows too much and he is afraid that he will not be able to hold back.

Lin Tianxing also suspected that since Yun Wanggui's wife has the ability to predict, she naturally knows the past and the future. Could it be that she can't understand Xuanzun's actions and deliberately tossed him in the dream, but on second thought, Jiutian Xuanzun After all, he is Jun Fengtian's father, and Yi Congyao is so indifferent to Yun Wanggui that he would change his fate for him even if his soul is destroyed, so he shouldn't do such a thing that embarrasses Yun Wanggui.

He can figure it out, and Jun Fengtian is no different.

Jiutian Xuanzun Sanguan earthquake ran to the entrance of the village to cool off, Jun Fengtian chased after him; Yu Xiaoyao, Diming, Qingyangzi, Shenghengzhe and others sat awkwardly together to exchange information, discuss and analyze together, and Diming analyzed After a circle, I feel very suspicious.

The IQs of the disciples who are not crazy are all online. Yu Xiaoyao also has the same doubts, but he is not sure: "But this is a dream woven by Yun Wanggui's wife. Could it be that someone can influence the dream?"

Qing Yangzi, who had been in contact with the Babu people, said: "There is more than one candidate under the seat of the Baqi evil god, and the Babu people are all given the power of Baqi. It is hard to guarantee that the god who is in charge of dreams will not do the same."

"The god in charge of dreams? Please ask the dragon brain to explain."

"I once saw a fairy elder in a dream. Although I don't know his name, he warned me about the evil disaster of Baqi, and he also mentioned the 'Oneiroi'."

"Immortal Elder?" Yun Wanggui poked his head out in surprise, "What kind of Immortal Elder?"

Qingyangzi described the fairy head's appearance, and Yun Wanggui immediately confirmed that the person he was talking about was the fairy head who helped seal Yi Congyao's dream power back then.

"The god of dreams..." Xia Chenglin said thoughtfully, "Then, Lingxiao Zhuyou was also enlightened by her and transformed into a form."

"Go, go and confirm with him." Lin Tianxing put his hands on his hips, signaling Xia Chenglin to go find Xia Zhuyou with him.

……

Wen Naihe listened to the gossip about the pregnancy of Xuanzun Jiutian and Babuzhong, and wisely chose to stay dormant in the Wuxiang Pagoda.

Dreams are a turbulent flow of subconscious thinking and whimsy, and there is no logic at all. Since you are in a dream, it is the best strategy to respond to all changes with the same.

Xia Zhuyou took care of Xia Chenglin and admitted that he was also enlightened by the Dream God, but he was originally a sword spirit and could not affect the dream, but he could sense the existence of other chosen ones.

"Dream Weaver is the No. 1 Chosen One, and he also inherited the most complete power of Oneiroi. Now there is indeed a No. 2 Chosen One. As for his identity, I don't know. I can only feel that this person is very interested in Jiutian Xuanzun and Ghost Prison. The Empress is hostile."

——In this case, Mr. Fei is the biggest suspect.

Lin Tianxing relayed Xia Zhuyou's words to Yulijing and the others, and Yun Wanggui felt something was wrong: "Why does Mengshen want to enlighten the very monarch?"

"What you should be concerned about is what is the purpose of the extraordinary gentleman." Mo Qingchi reminded: "The purpose of the respected lady is to keep you safe. Besides targeting Jiutian Xuanzun and the ghost prison empress, what step will the extraordinary gentleman plan to do?"

"I have a question." Yu Xiaoyao, who had experienced the reshaping of the Three Views, finally spoke, and looked at Di Ming in confusion: "When Xuanzun was in a coma, you were with him, why...you weren't pregnant?"

...Very well, Yu Xiaoyao, you have discovered your blind spot.

Yun Wanggui tentatively guessed, "Could it be because Senior Diming...had already given birth to a second child?"

Everyone: "..."

2.

After realizing that the personal consciousness of Fei Feijun had infiltrated into the dream, Yi Congyao felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

She said that with the evil taste of Oneiroi, how could she agree to such a simple transaction condition in the first place, and now the co-author dislikes her too sweet, so she taps the very king as a candidate to increase the danger and excitement of dreams? !

With the scheming of the very king in the original drama, coupled with the enlightenment of the dream god, he can not be restrained by dreams, Yi Congyao doesn't think Zhenggang can beat him at all.

Yi Congyao was so worried that his head went bald.

"In the end what you want?"

She frowned and looked at Oneiroi, who smiled and clenched his fists as a gesture of "Come on": "Don't be afraid, be more confident in your ability."

Afterwards, Dream God snapped his fingers, and the screen flickered between the universes, and the faces of Cthulhu and Death appeared on the screen, starting another round of online tea party.

"You think the game is unfair, now everything is back to the original point, it is still a duel between the chooser and the chooser, how about it?"

Dream God smiled with eyebrows and eyes crooked.

The god of death pondered: "You want to send our power into the dreamland?"

Baqi rubbed his chin with interest: "In the face of the test of life and death, interesting people and things will appear. And the chaotic dream will make the test even more difficult. God of dreams, your mind is also hard to see See through."

Yi Congyao noticed that the eyes under the hood of the God of Death seemed to be looking at her.

"Talking about this matter in front of your chosen one, you are really confident. Aren't you afraid that the fun of the game will be ruined by her?"

"Hahaha..." Oneiroi laughed again: "The game is only interesting if multiple people participate. I did choose the very king, but I still haven't given up on her."

"Wait and see."

Baqi left such a sentence and disappeared into the screen, and the god of death also faded away silently.

"The power of Death God and Baqi will be projected in your dream," Mengshen looked at Yi Congyao with a half-smile, "The next thing is to see how you weave this dream."

Yi Congyao: "..."

...It's very annoying!

Both Shinigami and Baqi are not kind.

Very Jun hates Ghost Prison and Yunhai Xianmen.

Under the irritability and tension, she habitually lowered her head and bit her nails.

So, how do Shinigami and Yamata project their power?

She suddenly remembered that Xuanzun Jiutian and the Babu people were pregnant.

If I remember correctly, in the plot, the God of Death used Taixue Lord to give birth to the son of God, and the return of the evil power of the Babu people can stimulate the recovery of the Baqi body.

……do you mean this?

She closed her eyes and sank into the dreamland, trying to release Meng Neng's control over Jiutian Xuanzun and the world, but found that the god of death had already set her sights on Jiutian Xuanzun, and Baqi was staring at the world, which was beyond her influence.

And in the dream, Mr. Fei is sneaking into the hiding place of the eight tribes with his little yellow umbrella.

"It's really rare, all the eight tribes of Tianxie are here... to raise their babies."

The faces of Babu all with a big belly are not very good-looking.

This baby is not conceived for nothing, it will continuously absorb their energy and evil sources, so they are forced to stay together to keep warm.

"Aren't you here to make sarcastic remarks, son of a ghost pretending to be a ghost?"

The ghost unicorn sits on the ghost unicorn with his big belly in his arms, looking very funny.

Very Jun read the Babu people meaningfully: "Baqi Beast Shadow is still trapped in the intersection of space and cannot escape. I guess the key to his recovery lies in your belly."

Although his belly was upright, Shou Wanjie asked coldly, "How can you see that?"

"Heh," Jun Fei couldn't see with a smile: "As members of the Eight Tribes, you should be more aware of your own situation than me."

King Ming of Xie Prison, who is the most loyal to Baqi, had no intention of listening to Mr. Fei doing Tai Chi, and said in a deep voice, "Just tell me what you are here for!"

"It's easy for you all to get rid of the status quo. You are pregnant because the ghost prison female emperor Yao Tianxia released the power to make men pregnant through the creation of Tianyinmu." Very Jun paused and observed the eight tribes calmly. His reaction: "The plan for now is to take the fetus by caesarean section, so that you will no longer bear the risk of being sucked by the fetus to death, and the fetus that is taken out can also be used by the bad god to absorb the evil power and break free from control. Only the evil god can escape. Only then can we break out of the dream and return to reality."

When the eight ministries heard the words, they were all thoughtful.

Yi Congyao suddenly withdrew his consciousness.

It's no wonder that Baqi will use evil power to lock the world. He wants to use the eight tribes to "birth" the evil source to escape his beast form and return to the world in his dreams, while the god of death locks on Jiutian Xuanzun... Yaoshou, he wants to let Did Xuanzun help him give birth to the son of God? !

The two gods locked Xuanzun and his wife in the dream, and Yi Congyao couldn't intervene.As for the very gentleman, she doesn't quite understand his calculations, but it is definitely not for the sake of peace in the world. It is expected that Xuanzun and the world will not be let go. The worst result is that the power of the three gods makes everyone ruined in a dream.

Thinking of this possibility, Yi Congyao became even more anxious.

Mengshen was still eating melon seeds, and when she saw her getting angry in a hurry, he still smiled: "You do your best, and I will abide by the agreement and save Yun Wanggui for you."

Yi Cong Yao gave her a white look.

Everyone died, leaving only one Yun Wanggui, how could Yun Wanggui accept it?

Yi Congyao settled down, thinking about Mengshen's usual painting style, she seemed to have realized something, holding on to the last glimmer of hope, she sank her consciousness into the dream again, gave up her personal reason, and completely released her dream energy.

The first ray of power floated into the Netherworld, awakening the sleeping Moshi's consciousness.

The second ray of power floats into the ancient road of Defeng, creating a dream within a dream to wake up the clouds and forget to return.

... Isn't it just using your brain to make things happen?

Yi Congyao said in his heart, although I write spicy chicken, I have never been afraid of brainstorming!

3.

After a long time, Yun Wanggui was excited when he heard his wife's call.

"Cong Yao, what's going on?"

"Don't ask too much." Yi Congyao cut the long story short: "The situation is very complicated now... Yun Wanggui, do you believe me?"

Yun Wanggui looked at Yi Congyao's phantom firmly: "I have always believed in you."

"...Okay." Yi Congyao pursed her lips: "Now, drive the mecha out."

Yun Wanggui's expression froze: "It's no problem to drive out, that is...can you change the name of that mecha?"

Yi Congyao said urgently: "There is no time!"

Seeing that she was very anxious, Yun Wanggui nodded quickly, ran to the martial arts field at the back of the Defeng Ancient Road, and drove out the mecha.

Yi Congyao lay on his shoulder and directed: "Drive in the direction I indicated, hurry up!"

Yi Congyao closed his eyes and mobilized Mengyuan, while Yun Wanggui opened the mechanism on the wing under her instruction, wisps of black energy fell as the mecha flew.

On the outskirts of Youjie, the awakened demon secretly went out to check the situation, and suddenly a dark energy flooded in.

After the dark energy faded, a strange woman stood in front of Moshi.

"Nine Heavens Demon Lord."

Relying on the fact that the other party couldn't hurt herself in the dream, Yi Congyao seemed to be an old god.

"Little girl, did you wake me up?"

"Time is limited, so there is no need for the Demon Lord to test it. I am here to discuss with you how to open the realm and welcome the heroes from the universe."

"You know a lot."

"You and Xuanzun Jiutian are twin brothers, do you know that he is expecting a second child now?"

Mo Shi murmured suspiciously: "Hmm...?"

He was still guessing whether Xuanzun Jiutian would reunite with Jiezhu, but Yi Congyao had interrupted his conjecture: "This fetus is conceived by Xuanzun himself, so the world must be very proud."

Mo Shi: "..."

...What exactly did Jiezhu do during his deep sleep? ? ?

Then Yi Congyao stared at his belly meaningfully: "Now this space is filled with the energy of Yinmu, I'm afraid you are pregnant too."

4.

There are eight sentient beings.

sectioned.

Xuanzun was also born.

Shun.

Cough, cough... In short, Xuanzun Jiutian suffered from pain for three days and three nights, and the fetus came out through the belly button.

It really is a pirated version of "Son of God" who inherited the power of Death God.

On the other side, the evil beast shadow of Baqi also absorbed the power of the fetus born from the Babu people, and was able to come to the dream world.

Fei Jun used the power of Oneiroi to absorb Yue Jiaozi and Xi Yan'er, transforming from a human ghost into a ghost body, and then drained the ghost's energy to transform into a nightmare body.

Nine demons and one nightmare are existences close to gods.

The three forces began to confront each other head-on.

This is real fairy fight.

Yun Wanggui drove a mecha carrying a Moshi who was in a dystocia and rushed to the battlefield.

"Cong Yao, what's the situation now???"

Yun Wanggui was beyond shocked.

"Don't ask, I'm delivering the baby for him!" Yi Congyao squatted beside Mo Shi, cheering loudly: "Hard, hard! The great Nine Heavens Demon Lord, Xuanzun gave birth naturally, and you'll be fine! Come on! "

Mo Shi glared at her bitterly: "...I want to kill you!"

With Moshi's IQ, after several days of deduction, he finally figured out the ins and outs, and he almost didn't die of anger.

"Put your energy on your stomach!" Yi Congyao didn't care about his cruel words: "You men don't have this ability, you can only come out from the belly button, work harder!"

At the moment when Moshi was in pain, he finally felt relaxed, and the baby was born.

The baby radiated blue light and connected to the sky, the space of the four realms of suffering and destruction opened instantly, and the power from outside the universe instantly poured into the baby's whole body.

After the dazzling light, a giant appeared on the battlefield of Smash Bros.

The three parties in the battle stopped their movements at the same time, looking up at the giant that suddenly appeared.

The appearance of the giant is very different from that of humans. The battle robe is very close-fitting, with blue on the top and red on the bottom, and four horned darts on the top of the head, majestic and majestic.

Mo Qingchi and Yu Lijing, who seemed to have seen this giant in a dream, were speechless at the same time.

Yun Wanggui's muscles twitched all over his face, and he even forgot to pull the joystick.

Moshi frowned while covering his navel which had stopped bleeding, "Who is this?"

Yi Congyao kindly replied: "Heroes from the Universe."

Moshi:? ? ?

He Miao, who was standing at the giant's feet, opened his mouth wide, half of his soul flew out, and murmured inconceivably: "Ul...Ultraman?!!!"