[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

Everyone on the tried and tested Defeng Ancient Road clearly felt that the speed of the dream flow was abnormal.

One moment, the whole people were watching the gossip between Xuanzun Jiutian and Tian Tianxia, ​​and the next moment suddenly zombies from the end of the world were running around and spreading the virus.

Xia Chenglin and Yun Wanggui are no strangers to zombies. They immediately informed the elders and the "village head" Yu Lijing of the information they had learned, and began to build a base and fortress based on their memories of the apocalyptic dream to assist everyone in training.

In the dream, the Wuxiang Pagoda of Rebirth has lost its original function, and Huangru Zunjia has no intention of arguing with Xia Zhuyou and Wen Naihe any more, so he simply uses Huangtian's journey to push the Wuxiang Pagoda to the west of the village, so that everyone will not violate the river.

"He looks very proficient." Asked Naihe, who was staring at Xia Chenglin who was teaching the demonstration of zombie elimination in the square: "Should I say that he is indeed Xia Kanxuan's blood... Cough cough cough."

Xia Zhuyou declined to comment.

Asked Naihe to get used to the strange temperament of this sword spirit, and continued to ask: "What do you think of these layers of dreams?"

"Different from the past, creating this dream was not done by one person." Xia Zhuyou's eyes were sharp: "In the previous dream, could you detect a wave of malice against Xuanzun Jiutian?"

"Oh, the dream master, could there be other candidates?"

Wen Naihe smiled deeply, and was about to continue reasoning, but Yinghuo pushed the door open and entered: "It's time to take medicine."

Wen Naihe's calm expression faintly showed signs of collapse.

"This medicine is useless to me, take it away."

"If it's useless, why haven't you had an attack for a long time?" Yingzhuo stubbornly held the medicine and approached, and handed the newly baked Portuguese egg tart with the other hand: "After drinking the medicine, you can try the egg tart I just learned .”

Ask Naihe: "..."

... When I was a three-year-old child?

"Ha. Enjoy it slowly, I won't bother you anymore."

Xia Zhuyou didn't want to see the scene where the old man lost his temper and refused to take his medicine, so he turned around and went to the second floor of Wuxiang Tower.

As soon as he left, Wen Naihe and Ying Huo really fell into a stalemate.

Ask Naihe, who is knowledgeable and well-informed. He seems to smell a mixture of fish herbs, Zheergen, ginger flower and unknown deep-sea fish oil from the white smoke from the bowl of concoction. I think... the taste is too strong.

"...Speaking of which, where did you get this prescription from?"

Yinghuo hesitated for a moment, his nature was simple, and the habit he had developed over the years made him unable to refuse to ask Naihe, and after a moment of silence, he took out a medicine manual from his pocket.

Ask Naihe to pick up the instructions and take a look: This drug is suitable for the clinical treatment of Alzheimer's disease (commonly known as "senile dementia")...

Ask Naihe: "..."

2.

Although the end of the world has come, there is temporary peace in the base.

In addition to the people from Shenglongkou, there are also monks from the Buddhist world of Xihuang in the base.

In the last dream, the seal of the ghost prison had been broken, and the West Yellow Buddhist Realm was also passive. Considering that there might be a connection between the two dreams, Shengheng led all the monks into the control area of ​​the original "Defeng Village".

All order ceased to exist in the last days. Fortunately, Defeng Village built the base as soon as possible and could still receive some radio signals.

Yun Wanggui turned on the only TV in the village that could be watched. Snowflake-like stripes flickered on the screen. Gentle and generous smile: "Viewers and friends, after half a month of emergency repairs, our station facilities have basically recovered, and we will continue to broadcast the latest news for you. According to the investigation, the source of the zombie infection came from the explosion in the laboratory of the Ghost Prison Group. , the police suspect that the president of the ghost prison, 魙天下, sneaked back into the group while he was released on bail pending trial, and maliciously released the laboratory virus, which led to the disaster. The plight maintenance force represented by Su Zhenzhen is gathering, and the general public is asked to prepare supplies. Stay in the bases and don't go out at will, persistence is victory."

Yin Xiaoshen put his hands in his sleeve pockets and touched Yun Wanggui with his elbow: "When did Erya become a TV host?"

Yun Wanggui looked helplessly at Xia Ruzunjia: "Second uncle, she wove this dream, and it's up to her to decide who she is. Hey..."

"Don't sigh." Yin Xiaoshen comforted: "Since she still has the power to weave dreams, she must not be in danger of life. However, recently, there have been more and more victims of disasters. It seems that this thing called 'zombies' is getting worse."

"Well, that thing will upgrade during the killing process, which is very tricky. I remember meeting a 'zombie king' in a dream with Head Xia in the past, with super intellectual strength..."

As Yun Wanggui was speaking, the screen on the TV had switched to the live shooting screen, the camera was shaking, and the screen was out of focus from time to time. Yi Congyao's voice-over introduced: "This is a picture captured by our reporter during the zombie tide. Their actions range from disorderly to organized and disciplined, and experts point out that it is likely that they are evolving and have given birth to leaders..."

While Yi Congyao was talking, a black hole-like swirl-shaped object suddenly appeared on the screen, and there seemed to be something in the swirl that was trying to break through the space boundary.

The crazy zombies suddenly stopped moving, and retreated to the sides like a tide. A beautiful woman with a foot on the sky and a variety of styles came rushing, stretched out her hand towards the black hole, and released lightning——

With the release of glaring lightning, the black hole finally opened its seal, and a group of people spewed out in a jet|jetting state, which looked quite similar to those of Tianxie Babu, and then eight snake heads poked out from the hole, but the big snake seemed to be still trapped Contained by a force, unable to break free completely, can only monitor all directions through the snake's head.

The terrifying coercion immediately razed the high-rise buildings to the ground, and the power of the evil dye also swept towards the tide of loss.

Yu Li Jing couldn't help but murmured: "Will the evil dye of Baqi have an effect on zombies?"

Yun Wanggui: "...fighting poison with poison?"

Xia Chenglin frowned and said, "I'm afraid it's not that simple."

However, Mo Qingchi had an old look on his face: "Mrs. Yiyun's usual style, I think the direction of things is probably still unpredictable."

In the live broadcast screen, the zombies infected by the evil twisted their limbs and moved in chaos, and soon they were defeated. However, the leading woman smiled strangely.

The ghost unicorn master who was thrown into a pile of half-collapsed houses staggered up and saw her smile when he turned his head, and exclaimed: "It's her...retreat!!!"

The next moment, the woman threw out a reagent.

The glass container shattered, thick white smoke covered up the scene, and then only snowflakes remained on the TV screen.

"Ah!" Yun Wanggui took a step forward and tapped the TV screen with one hand: "There is no signal again, what happened?"

"It won't be a good thing." The emperor who had been silent all this time had a complex expression, hesitantly looking at Jun Fengtian who was also silent.

"Huh?" Yu Xiaoyao said inexplicably, "Senior, why are you looking at Fengtian like this?"

Lin Tianxing sighed deeply: "The woman commanding the zombie in the picture just now... is the birth mother of Jun Fengtian, the female emperor of the ghost clan."

3.

Defeng Village received another batch of refugees.

Di Ming was on the list, and he entered the base with an old man on his back, specifying that he wanted to see Jun Fengtian.

And the old man on his back was also recognized by Master Ming as the Jiutian Xuanzun who had been dead for many years.

"Diming! And Xuan... Xuanzun."

Yu Xiaoyao clenched his fists tightly.

He knew that this was a dream, a dream without the boundary between life and death and reality. In the last dream, he was even secretly eating melons with netizens, but when he really saw Xuanzun himself, complex emotions rushed into his heart.

"You... are Doomsday Seventeen." Jun Fengtian looked at Diming, thinking of everything he had undertaken, and didn't know what to say.

Di Ming only said distantly and indifferently: "Father is unwell and needs medical attention."

Yu Xiaoyao brought the unconscious Nine Heavens Xuanzun into the consultation room with a solemn expression, and Feng Ru came to check it out in person.

Mu Lingfeng first treated Xuanzun's external injuries, and then visited the internal injuries.

Pressing the wrist of Xuanzun Jiutian with her slender fingers, Mu Lingfeng wanted to check the status of Xuanzun through the pulse.

The pulse condition gave her feedback quickly.

Mu Lingfeng blinked.

Mu Lingfeng felt his pulse again.

Mu Lingfeng let go of his fingers.

Mu Lingfeng looked blank.

Jun Fengtian's heart sank: "Honor Feng Ru, what is the situation of my father?"

"he……"

Mu Lingfeng hesitated to speak but stopped.

The pulse is very strong and clear.

Except it's outrageous.

Outrageous.

The big spectrum from the world.

Mu Lingfeng decided to change the subject first, so she looked at Di Ming: "Where were you before?"

Di Ming was stunned, and replied: "The emperor intends to stop the ghost prison empress, but was knocked unconscious by the force on the scene. Afterwards, I brought him here..."

"Huh?" Mu Lingfeng lowered his head and thought, "It seems that the power released by the Ghost Prison Empress is extraordinary..."

"What's going on, let's be frank." Huangru saw Mu Lingfeng's entanglement, and said bluntly: "Anyway, Xuanzun is also a person who died once, so how can he be safe?"

"...Yes." Mu Lingfeng struggled to organize his words, and he hesitated for a long time before saying: "According to my investigation, Xuanzun's pulse... is... yes, slippery pulse."

... Huamai?

Which Huamai?

slippery pulse? !

Jun Fengtian & Yu Xiaoyao & Di Ming:? ? ?

Emperor Confucianism & Sword Confucianism: Haozheng old man looks at his phone.jpg

Yun Wanggui opened his mouth, closed it again, and then opened his mouth again, normally he could speak eloquently but now he stammered: "Master, this, this must be a misunderstanding, Cong Yao she...she won't offend your father like this! "

4.

"why?"

Yi Congyao in the universe was stunned.

She doesn't like Xuanzun Jiutian very much, but... ah, what's going on? ? ?

Dream God supported his chin with one hand, and smiled at his aunt who was watching the fun: "What's going on, shouldn't you ask yourself?"

Yi Congyao was thinking blankly, Xuanzun Jiutian, the Empress of Ghost Prison, is good at biochemical research, but there is a research in the world that makes men pregnant, what is it called Tianyinmu...

The main reason is that the phrase "A man can do it, a woman can do it; a woman can do it, and a man should do it too" was really impressive. She was looking forward to it when she was following the drama, but it was a pity that it didn't matter.

...But she has never thought about making Xuanzun Jiutian a test subject for the world?

Whose brain hole is this?Isn't it amazing? !

Suddenly she thought of something, and looked at Oneiroi suspiciously: "Did you enlighten the other choosers?"

Dream God raised his eyebrows: "You guess?"

"With the respect of your god, you can choose other candidates as you like, but..." Yi Congyao gritted his teeth a little: "You can't blame me either!"

"Hey~~~ Don't worry," Dream God raised his hand to signal her not to get too excited: "Everyone who chooses has different needs. Your whimsical ideas are rare, but they lack intense interest. Another chooser , but he hates Xuanzun Jiutian and the Ghost Prison Empress to the bone, and his participation must make this dream even more exciting."

Yi Congyao was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and then said "Ah": "You are very gentleman?!"

"That's a good guess." Mengshen said with a smile on his face, "The world wants to conceive a man, and as a husband who loves her deeply, and has the same specialties and interests, Xuanzun Jiutian should experience it."

Yi Congyao was numb all over.

She really overestimated the morals of trouble-making gods.

Mengshen is still adding oil and vinegar to stimulate her fragile nerves: "Do you think Jun Fengtian will have an extra brother or sister?"

As her words fell, Jun Fengtian in the dream had a dream within a dream, and suddenly woke up from the nightmare.

He just now... seems to have dreamed that Xuanzun Jiutian asked him with a loving face whether he wanted a younger brother or a younger sister.

"...Master."

Seeing his heart attack, Yun Wanggui didn't know where to start.

"How's the investigation going?"

"According to the ghost unicorn...the queen of the ghost prison deliberately reversed the world and switched men and women, so long-term research can make men... cough, the method of pregnancy."

"Ghost Qi Lord?"

"Yes." Yu Lijing's expression was also indescribable: "The people present at that time, besides Xuanzun, there were eight other people."

Yuli said half of the scriptures and couldn't continue.

Mo Qingchi continued to report with a delicate expression: "The eight tribes are also pregnant."

Yun Wanggui: "..."

... He really wanted to say that Yi Congyao shouldn't have such bad tastes, but he really didn't know how to speak at the moment.