[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

On the way, his wife suddenly had a blue light in his eyes and spoke strangely, which scared Yun Wanggui a lot. Fortunately, that state lasted only a few breaths, and soon his wife fell into a coma.

After meeting the Immortal Elder, Yun Wanggui took his wife to temporarily live in a secluded village where the Immortal Elder was cultivating.

This time, the fairy chief finally found out the key clue - the monster parasitizes deep in the wife's soul, causing her spirit and nature to be suppressed for a long time. It is no wonder that she always behaves dull and taciturn on weekdays.

Presumably, just suppressing the monster's troubles had consumed most of her mind.

And judging from the fusion state of demon power and soul, this kind of parasitism seems to have lasted for a long time, that is to say, she is not as young as she looks, and the strangest thing is that she can still retain a little consciousness of herself, which makes the immortal suspect the parasitism of monsters With her permission, the two are not unilaterally forced to parasitize and control.

Yun Wanggui knew that the answer to this question could only be asked of herself.

Worried about another uncontrollable incident, Yun Wanggui decided to live nearby.

2.

This time my wife was in a coma for a while, and when she woke up, Yun Wanggui was boiling medicine and cooking in the kitchen.

Sensing that someone came in, Yun Wanggui guessed that it was his wife, and pretended to be nonchalant, turned around and greeted her: "Cong Yao, you can rest for a while."

"Let me do it." Yi Congyao silently stepped forward to take a handful of celery from Yun Wanggui's hand, and skillfully chose: "How do you want to eat it, stir-fried or spicy?"

"It will be all right."

Seeing her busy around the stove without any abnormality, Yun Wanggui couldn't help wondering if she had any memory of what happened.

Yun Wanggui has never been a person who likes to hide things in his heart, not to mention that he has accepted this wife, being open and honest is only good for solving the problem and not bad.

So when eating, he took the initiative to ask.

"Remember." Yi Congyao nodded calmly: "But I dare not intervene, as long as I make a thought, the dream will undergo unforeseen changes."

"Where did the scenes in the dream come from? Is it your previous experience or memory?"

"I don't remember." Yi Congyao shook his head blankly.

"Then what do you remember?"

"I remember..." Yi Congyao's eyes became more and more dazed, and an inexplicable certainty flashed in the daze: "I exist because of you."

"……what???"

The braised pork between Yun Wanggui's chopsticks rolled directly onto the table.

3.

Yi Congyao's phrase "exists because of you" made Yun Wanggui puzzled, and he was still tossing and turning in bed at night.

If she is telling the truth, then it is not a coincidence that he and his father rescued her in the Chunlin Realm. Could it be that she was waiting for him there on purpose?Why?Could it be that there is some past life cause and effect?

Just when he couldn't figure it out and turned over again, a pair of soft and boneless hands wrapped around his back and penetrated all the way into his clothes, stroking the muscle texture on his body.

Yun Wanggui's breath was stagnant, and he quickly pressed his hands: "What's wrong?"

"You toss and turn, you don't want to..." Yi Congyao said plainly, completely unaware of Yun Wanggui's embarrassment and nervousness.

"...No, that's not what I was thinking about." Yun Wanggui wanted to explain, but felt that if he said too much, his description would get darker, so he turned over and pressed her head to his chest, holding her tightly with his arms to prevent her from falling. Another surprise attack: "It's late at night, go to sleep."

Yi Congyao rubbed the tip of her nose against his chest: "Really don't want to?"

Yun Wanggui's whole body tensed up, and he closed his eyes and emphasized again: "...sleep."

A good night's sleep.

It was high in the sun, and someone gently pulled up the bed curtain and called in a low voice, "Your Majesty, it's time to get up."

Yun Wanggui opened his eyes, and stared at the immortal elder who was treating cheap wives in a eunuch's uniform at the moment, holding a set of Chinese clothes with lowered brows and standing in front of the bed in a dazed way: "Your Majesty, please change."

...The Immortal Elder, even you have been tricked! ! !

The familiar trance struck, and Yun Wanggui got the information of a new character - Mu Yungui, the current emperor of Dayue Dynasty.

He let his attendants put on his clothes neatly in a little bewilderment, but for the first time he kept a clear mind, and his consciousness was in a semi-awake state.

After dressing up, I should go to court...

He judged according to his common sense, but he didn't expect that the chief executive beside him...that is, the elder, asked him for instructions with a slightly bowed waist and a flattering smile: "Does your majesty want to go boating on the lake today? Or taste the new dishes made by the imperial dining room? Jiangnan A new batch of high-quality calligraphy and paintings has been offered, why not go and palm your eyes?"

Yun Wanggui asked in surprise, "Don't you need to go to court?"

The chief executive showed an unnatural look, and soon returned to normal: "Your Majesty wants to go to court, after the concubine goes down, the servant will tell the concubine, let you go to court tomorrow to play?"

Yun Wanggui: "..."

... What's the matter with the emperor, playing with himself and letting the imperial concubine go to court?

As if he could read his mind, the chief executive showed a comforting smile: "Your Majesty, you don't have to worry about falling out of favor. Since your Majesty ascended the throne, the imperial concubine has devoted her whole heart to you. Haven't you heard the folk rumors that praise you for being unparalleled in color and art?" He is so beloved that some literati still write acid poems, saying what is His Majesty, "Looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, six pinks and blacks are colorless"..."

Yun Wanggui: "..."

……shocked.

What's wrong with this dynasty? ? ? ! ! ! !

4.

At noon, the imperial concubine went back to the palace, and the imperial dining room delivered meals precisely according to the time.

Yun Wanggui was dragged by the chief executive and told a lot of gossip about palace fights, trying to piece together the running status of this so-called dynasty.

There is no such thing as imperial power. It is the noble concubine who controls the world. Whoever the noble concubine makes the emperor is the emperor. At the same time, the six ministers also have the hope of being promoted to serve the noble concubine. Compete for favor.

Yun Wanggui: "..."

...It's not messed up like this, absolutely.

"The imperial concubine is returning to the palace, Your Majesty, prepare to have dinner with her."

Yun Wanggui was a little flustered.

How did he know the character of that noble concubine, what if he got caught? "

The chief executive squinted his eyes and smiled: "Your Majesty, don't be nervous. The imperial concubine has always loved you very much. After she comes, you just need to eat at ease. Seeing how well you eat, the imperial concubine can use two more bowls of rice."

...So, am I a stomach-invigorating and food-stimulating drug?

Yun Wanggui was speechless for a while.

The imperial concubine meanders in, and a group of attendants and palace maids kneel to greet her: "Welcome your mother back to the palace—"

The familiar face instantly relieved Yun Wanggui of his nervousness.

... He still doesn't quite understand why the dreams his wife created are so strange.

"Did Your Majesty have fun today?" The imperial concubine had the same face as Yi Congyao, and she could see the shrewdness and strength of the superior in every move.

"Ah...it's okay."

... If being forcibly escorted by a group of people to swim in the lake, eat, drink and listen to ditties is considered routine.

"Hehe." The imperial concubine rested her chin on one hand, and like a veteran in love, she reached out and touched Yun Wanggui's face: "I just love His Majesty's true and unaffected temperament. Let's eat."

Before Yun Wanggui had already been stuffed with a lot of snacks and fruits and vegetables, he actually didn't really want to eat them, but under the burning gaze of the imperial concubine, he gradually became ashamed, and started to eat his favorite dishes.

5.

After the meal, the imperial concubine asked Yun Wanggui to have an after-dinner exercise with him.

So a group of people went to the martial arts field in a mighty way.

Martial arts... field? ? ?

Yun Wanggui stared blankly at the hundreds of acres of open space in front of him, he was very shocked.

He was even more shocked by the strange-shaped steel-like objects placed in the open space, because two steel monsters of the same model were slashing at each other with huge steel knives in mid-air.

The imperial concubine saw that he looked like he had never seen the world, and chuckled lightly: "The new mecha developed by the Ministry of War is said to be lighter in overall weight, but its speed and strength are superior to those of the past. How about it, Your Majesty, do you want to try it?"

Yun Wanggui: "..."

...I'm afraid I'll die if I try.

The noble concubine was in a good mood, and arranged things on her own: "Little noble son, take your Majesty to the No. [-] plane, and I will choose the No. [-] plane. Your Majesty is not good at this, so let's play casually, um... just the air competition Bar."

……

The cloud forgets to return, the cloud of the white cloud, the return that almost never returns.

This thing called mecha is too exciting.

As soon as he got out of the warehouse, he lay down on the side and collapsed into a salted fish.

The noble concubine raised her eyebrows, as if she was not satisfied with his performance: "Your Majesty is really too weak, little noble son, from today onwards, arrange for His Majesty to come to train for half a day every day."

Yun Wanggui: "..."

6.

After all, Yun Wanggui is a bold, unrestrained personality who loves challenges.

After a period of training, he has been able to drive the mecha proficiently.

Even offered to compete.

On this day, the imperial concubine went to court, and he and the chief executive, Xiao Guizi, went to the martial arts arena, and one person and one mecha rushed to the sky at full speed.

Yun Wanggui, Yun Wanggui, the name itself has the meaning of elegance, wandering in the clouds, he gradually forgot that in this world, he is the good-for-nothing emperor Mu Yungui who eats the concubine's soft food.

If you are too high, it is inevitable that the operation will be out of control.

A gust of wind hits, the control lever gradually loses control, and Xiao Guizi, who is eager to protect the master, also chases after him frantically in his mecha.

Yun Wanggui heard a warm reminder from the control room——

"There are tens of thousands of roads, safety is the first, the driving is not standardized, and the tears of relatives..."

With a loud bang, the mecha hit the mountain.

Yun Wanggui and Xianchang, who regained consciousness and escaped from the dream, sat cross-legged in front of the mountain gate with a big bag on their head, lost in thought about life.

After a long time, the immortal head said: "I suddenly realized a breakthrough, maybe the respected lady has something hidden in her, let's talk about it after I come back from retreat."

It was too late for Yun Wang to stay, so he watched Xian Changfei leave as if he was leaving, and then looked deeply at his hands.

Ah this...

Counting it, he has learned a lot in dreams over the years.

Such as advanced mathematics, English level six, headshot with one sword, crystal nucleus identification, and now it seems to be able to open "Mecha"... Strange skills have increased, but it seems to be useless...