[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

The immortal head retreated for five months, and after leaving the customs, his cultivation level broke through another level.

When I came to visit, I looked at Yi Congyao with awe, and when I looked at Yun Wanggui, it was even more meaningful.

"Xianchang, you left in such a hurry that day, are you okay?"

Knowing that they had something to talk about, Yi Congyao voluntarily went to the yard to feed the chickens, Yun Wanggui sat down with the fairy leader, and chatted while drinking tea.

"I'm fine, but you..." The Immortal Elder hesitated to speak, thought for a moment, and finally said: "Are you still troubled by dreams during this time?"

"Ha, there is one every three to five days, I'm used to it."

Yun Wanggui recalled the dreams he had experienced in the past few months - the police officer Gao Yungui who specialized in murder scene analysis, the poor heavenly master Wang Yungui who catches ghosts, the bone-setting and massage master Ma Yungui, the unreasonable murder of his wife to testify to Yun Xianzun...

Leaving aside the content development of the wild horse in the dream, except that the dream of killing his wife and preaching made him physically uncomfortable, the setting of other dreams is quite interesting... Cough cough.

"Then you must have a better understanding of Madam's dream ability?"

"Hmm..." Yun Wanggui thought uncertainly: "The biggest damage caused by the dream is nothing more than a little skin trauma, but... my cultivation seems to have improved a little?"

The fairy head was shocked: "Just a little improvement?"

"Yes, how is it?"

"I've only dreamed once, and I've improved a lot." The upright fairy elder's face showed no joy of being able to improve, but worried: "If Madam's ability is known, it may bring disaster to her."

Yun Wanggui has been traveling around all the time, so he naturally thought of this possibility: "Then, in the opinion of the elder, how should we cover it up?"

"Hmm..." The Immortal Chief frowned, "I heard that there is a hermit sect above the sea of ​​clouds, called 'Cloud Sea Immortal Gate', within which there are endless treasures and magic arts, capable people emerge in large numbers, maybe you can try to find out."

"The Immortal Gate of the Sea of ​​Clouds..."

Yun Wanggui felt that this name seemed familiar, but the head of the fairy suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and reminded him: "You are from Wenfeng Valley, so you must have heard of the name of Haozheng Wudao?"

"That's natural."

"When my master was young, he had the honor to follow the disciples of the outer sect of Yunhai Xianmen to meditate for more than ten years. I heard him mention that the young master of Yunhai Xianmen seemed to have joined the Confucianism many years ago, and he was in Haozheng Wudao."

"...So that's just a coincidence." Yun Wanggui breathed a sigh of relief: "According to my father's assumption, I should have gone to the Defeng Ancient Road to study after leaving Wenfeng Valley, but now I'm back to the original point."

"You can go to Defeng Ancient Road first. During this period, I will take good care of you, Madam."

"Then there is Master Lao."

2.

Yun Wanggui began to prepare for the Defeng Ancient Road selection exam.

Yi Congyao meekly accepted his and Xian Zhang's arrangements for her, feeding Yun Wanggui with big fish and meat every day.

"The scientific examination is hard, and you need to replenish your brain and body."

Yun Wanggui couldn't bear to disobey her kindness, and poured a big bowl of angelica chicken soup.

After all, he is young and energetic, and he eats too much tonic, so it is inevitable to toss around at night.

Although the marriage was hastily concluded, there are many unsolved mysteries about Yi Congyao, and the two have very different personalities—but ever since she said the words "I exist because of you", Yun Wanggui inevitably has some doubts. He had some subtle feelings, especially when the bed was intimate, and he accidentally discovered that the eyes Yi Congyao looked at him were neither usually dull, nor bewitching and strange when evil forces broke out, but were focused and gentle, sometimes looking at him. It made him a little embarrassed.

He would inevitably wonder what his wife, hidden in the infinite dreamland, would look like...

With this in mind, he fell into a dream.

... Good guy, he is here, he is here, the whole village hopes that Liu Yungui will come back again.

This time it is a postgraduate entrance examination for university graduation.

Liu Erya, who left his hometown to go out to work, naturally supported him and worked hard to earn money for him.

So Yun Wanggui revisited the sea of ​​questions tactics.

So much so that after waking up from the dream, Yun Wanggui, who was in the waves in the waves, was in a rare state of a sage who lost his worldly desires and just wanted to do the questions. He ranked third in the crowded Defenggudao entrance examination.

The leader Yulijing, the second place Mo Qingchi, together with Yun Wanggui formed the best human high-quality men's group of the Defeng Gudao youth generation... Cough, that's a later story.

It is not easy to enter Haozheng Wudao, Yulijing and Yun Wanggui both yearn for Haozheng Wudao, so Mo Qingchi became the best partner.

During this period, the immortal chief kept sending letters to tell Yun Wanggui that his wife was fine for the time being. After several years, Yun Wanggui finally felt that he had the strength and qualifications to challenge, so he excitedly pulled his little partner and went to Haozheng Wudao.

Who would have thought that the Falcons and Confucians of the first level alone would shut everyone up.

Yun Wanggui risked his life to challenge, and was forced to retreat several times by Faru. During the battle, he suddenly had a whim, even if he couldn't break through the barrier, he would still worship Faru as his teacher. There should be a turnaround in this matter.

It has to be said that he is bold, but he is also lucky. The Faru is just cold and serious, and he did not refuse to accept apprentices.

Yun Wanggui has a distasteful personality, and he often goes in and out of Haofa Xiutang laughing and laughing, which brings a lot of excitement to Faru Zunjia.

Feeling that the time is right, he wrote to the elder to tell the elder to bring Yi Congyao to Defeng Gudao, looking for an opportunity to ask his master whether the young master of the immortal sect is really in Haozheng Wudao.

This time, he miscalculated because he thought that under the care of the elder, Yi Congyao's situation should have stabilized, but he didn't expect that after a few years, Yi Congyao's dream power had been fully upgraded.

3.

As Yi Congyao's husband, Yun Wanggui was the first to notice something was wrong after years of experience of dream disturbances.

He opened the door, and from a distance, he could hear the principal, Shu Daochai, yelling curses outside the dormitory, using the accent of Liujiacun——

"Liu Yungui! You die for me! How did you promise me back then?!"

Yun Wanggui had a headache for a while, and the dream setting immediately entered his mind.

Liu Yungui was admitted to graduate school, but had an affair with a female classmate, and planned to abandon Liu Erya. The village chief ran to the school dormitory in a fit of rage.

Yun Wanggui: "..."

...So, because the main job is to send the road, so in this dream, he became the village chief?

He sat on the edge of the bed rubbing his temples.

Outsiders are still scolding, still scolding.

"Liu Yungui, you have to be conscientious in life. You know how Erya has treated you all these years! If you want to be that Chen Shimei, I will be the first to refuse! The whole village will not agree!"

"The graduate student who read your fucking bear, read the dog's stomach! You are shameless, are you human?!"

"If you don't come out today and make it clear, believe it or not, I will go to your teacher and your leader?"

Yun Wanggui: "..."

...skull pain.

"Village chief, don't mess with him, what are you talking about, smash the door and take him back to the village, open the ancestral hall and make him half dead, let's see if he dares next time!"

Fu Siyun played the role of representative of women in Liujia Village, shouting with her hips on her hips, looking like a shrew.

Shu Daoqi listened, his eyes lit up: "Zhong! Slam the door!"

Several Confucian scholars who were also under the control of the dream received the instructions and immediately began to smash the door. After entering the door, they couldn't help but drag Yun Wanggui out. Although Yun Wanggui was conscious, his body couldn't make decisions. Yu Lijing and Mo Qingchi were in a daze, and he winked at them frantically, but he saw that the two of them seemed to be under a spell, unable to move.

The scene was blurred for a moment, and the scene had changed. A group of Confucian scholars dragged Yun Wanggui to Cuixin Hall, Shu Daoqi slapped his thigh, still angry, and cursed and told a Confucian scholar: "Go, invite Grandfather to open the ancestral hall!"

Yun Wanggui was kneeling on the ground with his head pressed, and was thinking about who his grandpa could be, when he saw an unworldly emperor... the unworldly old man walked over with a vigorous and vigorous pace.

"I've heard everything about it, Yun Guier, you are really capable! There has never been an ungrateful bastard in our Liujia Village. You must learn a lesson today! Bring the stick!"

Yun Wanggui thought to himself, even if he didn't get beaten in the dream, he would probably be dragged to Haozheng Wudao to beat him up after the dream ended... By the way, why does the village chief speak with a Henan accent and his grandpa speaks with a Hebei accent? Does anyone find it strange? ?

Just when "Grandfather" held up the stick and was about to hit "Liu Yungui" on the buttocks, Faru Zun came in, blocking the thick stick with the law in his hand: "Your Majesty Huangru, it's time to wake up."

The surrounding air fluctuated faintly, everyone's expressions seemed to change, Yun Wanggui was overjoyed, as expected of a master, he managed to stay awake!

Unexpectedly, at the next moment, the dream barrier solidified again, and Jun Fengtian also appeared in a trance.

"Grandfather" Lin Tianxing glanced at Jun Fengtian coldly: "Why, uncle, do you feel distressed?"

Jun Fengtian looked as usual, but what he said made Yun Wanggui just want to hide his face: "What year is it? In a society ruled by law, opening a ancestral hall and lynching will be held accountable."

Yun Wanggui: "..."

... Erya, please accept your magical powers, Erya.