It's a monster

Less than 5 minutes after the two entered the room, another waiter knocked on the door immediately, and they sent hot towels, white fungus soup, hot milk, millet porridge, fruit plate and a thick book with a copper plate in gold, and the hotel was printed on the cover. The photo of the boss himself, looking into the distance in a suit and tie, feels that the title of the book should at least match "The Pattern Determines Your Future".

As a result, I opened it and saw that more than 100 pages were full of coupons, with everything needed for basic necessities of life.

Instant discounts for full single transactions in the entire site, superimposed discounts for hotel members, all consumption can be accumulated points, points can be directly deducted from room charges, member accounts can enjoy inflation, and then turn back, there are also bank discounts, APP discounts, gas card discounts, hotel discounts Alliance discounts can save money on every page, and every page has to be calculated. The complexity is comparable to that of Pinduoduo and Tmall Double Eleven.

Shi Wenze's math level is not worthy of Double Eleven. Lin Su originally thought about not buying the 100% savings, but considering that it is only [-] o'clock in the evening, it is really not time to sleep, so he asked: "What did they say? Where is the show?"

"Golden Grand Theater." Shi Wenze opened the electronic map, "There is a shuttle bus downstairs."

There is a shuttle bus!Lin Su didn't want to repeat the half-hour lost in the dark just now, so he stood up and walked outside: "Then I'll go to the show."

Shi Wenze hastily tore off the two tickets and followed him into the elevator.

Of course, the shuttle bus heading to the Golden Grand Theater should also be painted gold. The driver Zhu Xi wore a straight red uniform and a tall black hat. It felt like he had just got off work from Buckingham Palace at 05:30, and he could match the look of this royal soldier. Yes, of course there is only British butler-style caring service, so even though the shuttle bus has no doors, the driver still came down to greet the guests in person. He bowed at ninety degrees and said very fluently: "I'm fine, thank you."

A brother in a bathrobe walking in the front never thought that this conversation could be reversed, so he couldn't help but froze in place, holding back a sentence for a long time: "Howareyou?"

The driver hurriedly said, "Andyou?"

Lin Su: "..."

Although Shi Wenze's English proficiency was the same as his math proficiency, he really couldn't listen anymore, so he pulled Lin Su into the car first, and poked his head out to the driver: "Excuse me, we are in a hurry."

Feeling relieved, the brother in the bathrobe quickly sat up and propped his forehead with one hand the whole time, looking like a thinker, but it was not Auguste Rodin who created him, but the driver Zhu Xi.Until the shuttle bus stopped in front of the Golden Grand Theater, the elder brother was still discussing with the people around him, so let’s be reasonable, shouldn’t this conversation start with Howeyou first?

After Shi Wenze got off the car: "Hahahahahahahahaha."

Lin Su felt that this man might have to laugh for a while, so he went around to the canteen next to him and bought two bottles of orange soda.The boss asked intimately: "Do you want a thicker raincoat and a hovercraft?"

I thought that what I was going to enjoy next was a pure song and dance drama, but the words "raincoat and hovercraft" fully showed that the whole thing was actually not simple. Lin Sugang wanted to continue to inquire clearly, but Shi Wenze squeezed over, He took a little monster who was screaming and screaming to the side, and leaned against the counter: "I want to eat the Kakale Planet Bucket."

"..."

The price of the Kakale planet barrel is as high as 108 yuan, which shows that male college students are really not being polite.

Lin Su scanned the QR code to pay the bill for him, and successfully forgot about the raincoat.

The night performance has started for nearly half an hour, so there are not many people at the ticket gate, but judging from the size of the guardrails, there should be quite a few spectators.The two walked through a dark corridor, and before entering the door, they could faintly hear the fast-paced coloratura soprano.

Ji Meng, who was in charge of opening the door, introduced politely: "It's "The Waltz of the Sound of Spring" by Johann Strauss Jr., please be careful."

Shi Wenze didn't understand the causal relationship between these two sentences. He felt that his artistic attainments were not enough. "The Waltz of the Voice of Spring" actually had a hidden murderous intention, but he soon realized that the attention here is to pay attention to safety and John Straw Jr. It has nothing to do with it, it is purely because there is no way after entering the door, no matter how many people go, there is only a giant water slide.

Lin Su didn't pay attention. After stepping on the air, he slid away with a "whoosh" without even leaving an "ah".

Shi Wenze watched him disappear, was also startled, and hurried to catch up.The black mist after Qilin turned into a demon quickly entangled Lin Su, and he held him firmly in his arms. At the end of the slide, a wall of water and a tsunami hit head-on. The two of them closed their eyes together, as if they were dying in a TV series. The end of the world's bitter mandarin duck.

"Are you okay?" Shi Wenze asked.

Lin Su's heart was still beating. He sat in the pool and looked at Shi Wenze. After watching for a long time, he said, "Don't let me see your Kakale planet bucket again."

Shi Wenze: "?"

The coloratura soprano continued, and the golden curtain slowly rose again.All the audience passionately raised their wine glasses, Shi Wenze also pulled Lin Su to stand up, all the lights were lit at this moment, Suan He stepped on a unicycle to walk the tightrope in mid-air, and the roe owl was on the fancy trampoline on the left , on the right is performing magic tricks, in the center is the Aifacai Symphony Orchestra, and the singer is standing in the flower platform on the second floor.

Things have developed to this point, the boss's ambition has been clearly revealed, so that every person and monster who stays can find a program that suits them.

The bonuses of the cast and crew are directly linked to the decibels of the applause. The magician changed his mind for a while, and he might think that the applause from the audience was not warm enough, so he shook some brothers over and prepared to dance ballet instead.

When a group of burly men stood on tiptoe and lifted their skirts, dancing gracefully and breathing lightly, the audience gasped, even though everyone was used to the hardcore mash-up style of the Fa Cai Hotel, they were still stunned by the old iron. What a show.

Shi Wenze pulled Lin Su to squeeze towards the exit, and they walked through the rain, the wind, "Swan Lake" and Tchaikov together, which can be called fleeing.

And only half an hour had passed.

The two of them were completely wet, even their heads were dripping, and they came in a hurry, neither of them had a suitcase.The owner of the canteen said, "Look, I said I want to buy a raincoat and a hovercraft," and said kindly, "The mall should be closed now. You can go to the bathing center, where there are clothes."

Shi Wenze learned to be smart this time, so he asked first, "Is there a performance in the bathing center?"

The owner of the canteen was surprised because he had never seen such a person who loves to watch the show: "No, it's very quiet there."

It is not easy to find a quiet public place in Fa Cai Hotel, and you should find it and cherish it.

Lin Su didn't want to go at first, but he really didn't bring any clothes. He couldn't go back to his room and sleep naked after taking a shower. In the end, he could only bow his head to reality.

Shi Wenze comforted him all the way, it's okay, didn't you hear what the owner of the canteen said, the bathing center is very quiet, let's go take a shower and leave after we finish.

This shows that southerners are still toosimple.

The bathing center has an impressive name called Zhizun Tangquan.Except for the fact that the welcome boy said "two male guests" too high-pitched, and after he finished calling, all the staff in the front hall stopped their work and started applauding enthusiastically, the rest of the session was really quiet.

Lin Su said to the front desk: "I want two separate bathrooms."

The girl at the front desk replied fluently: "We all have separate bathrooms here, and the package prices are 99, 299, 599 and 899 respectively. Bro, which one do you want?"

Each of these prices sounds more suspicious than the other. Shi Wenze emphasized: "We just want to take a simple shower."

The girl at the front desk doesn't seem to understand what "a simple shower" means.

Shi Wenze further explained: "Shower."

The girl at the front desk understood this time, but she felt that her industry was not respected, so she immediately stood up and said very seriously: "Brother, we are a luxurious and formal professional bathing center here." Come to Zhizun Tangquan to take a shower, and go to Michelin What's the difference if a restaurant only orders plain water?It can almost be called a provocation.

Shi Wenze was also confused, did I order some irregular service just now?

He originally wanted to give up communicating and just ask where to buy clothes, but Lin Su seemed to have caught a cold and kept sneezing with a tissue. Shi Wenze wiped the water from his head and said to the girl at the front desk: "99 Yes, two people, two more sets of clothes, thank you."

The girl at the front desk skillfully pulled the ticket and took the bracelet, telling them that the activity area of ​​the package ticket is on the second to third floors.

There was a warm and damp scent of body wash in the elevator.

Shi Wenze asked him in a low voice, "Is it still cold?"

Lin Su took out another tissue and replaced the answer with practical actions.

Shi Wenze: "..."

The lounge on the second floor is filled with luxurious sofas and high-end massage chairs, and there is a statue in the most conspicuous position. Poseidon, the god of the sea, is holding a trident in his hand. Of course, it must be painted golden. It no longer looks belligerent, but is full of a kind of simple temperament of good harvests. I feel that there should be more couplets posted next to it. I have no intention of driving Zeus away, and I just want to protect Tangquan.

Lin Su didn't want to look any further. He took the clothes from the waiter and took the fastest shower in his life. The speed of Shi Wenze in the next cubicle was also about the same.And when they came out wearing bathrobes, slippers, and wiping their hair, something miraculous happened, and the embarrassment of being out of place disappeared without a trace.It can be seen that a bathrobe is not a Dresscode, a bathrobe is an identity, a fusion, a Magic.

Lazy, comfortable, big LOGO, no one can refuse the temptation of this one-key three-link.

So the two people who were going to make a quick decision involuntarily moved their legs to the lounge.

The waiter delivered fruit, red wine, eye masks and earplugs in time, and also brought a massage list for guests to choose according to their needs. It was really professional and formal.Lin Su began to reflect on why he didn't go straight to the bathing center as soon as he checked in, but went to the Golden Theater to waste time. If he had known this, he should have bought the 899 package ticket just now. The second floor is like this, and the eighth floor is worth it.

Isn't this better than the Kakale Planet Cup?