It's a monster

Originally, the two were still thinking about whether to go to the mall to buy clothes, but now they changed their minds and planned to show others in bathrobes for the next two days.The waiter's sister also agreed with this choice, and said that as long as she wears a bathrobe for three consecutive days in the hotel, she can receive a seafood buffet coupon for free.

"Our boss very much hopes that every guest who checks in can change into a bathrobe as soon as possible." She said, "In order to eliminate the same barriers that different ethnic groups have when they understand the world, that is, prejudice."

Shi Wenze seemed to understand, but he didn't fully understand.

He originally thought that the reason why the boss likes guests to wear bathrobes is because it is full of LOGOs and can be advertised for free, but it turns out that the two rows of luxury cars outside the door are indeed not parked for nothing. During the stage of chanting slogans, Fa Cai Hotel has already led all employees to study how to eliminate barriers and prejudices, and the layout of the entire hotel has also been opened. Their goal is not to become a Marriott, but world peace.

Love&peace, Peace&love.

The waiter continued: "Our boss has been researching Hegel recently, so he specially launched a discounted back rubbing package for two people as long as 5999 exists. It's in the Supreme Suite on the eighth floor. Do you want to try it?"

Shi Wenze was slightly startled, and humbly asked: "Is Hegel rubbing this price himself?"

Lin Su stood beside him with a stiff expression, but he still held back, because a melancholy and cold artist never hahahaha easily.

The waiter was obviously familiar with this sales process, and she continued to say without changing her face: "Ten years of scrubbers, a full set of LaPrairie, you will know after experiencing it, 5999 is definitely not a loss, and everything that exists in reality is reasonable. of."

Lin Su had no interest in this, mainly because he felt that this night was enough, so he asked: "Then do you know that in the process of development, all the realities in front of you will eventually become unrealistic, and then be replaced by a trendy, rich replaced by a new reality of life force?"

The waiter probably didn't expect that there would be guests who would choose to use philosophy to defeat philosophy. This kind of magical attack was completely devoid of martial arts, and she didn't understand it right away.

Lin Su felt that Shi Wenze might not understand, so he put it in human terms: "The supreme back scrub package in the hotel next door is only 1999, and it is Farman and the gold medal scrub master for 20 years."

The waiter had a serious look on his face, and immediately went to report this important business secret to the supervisor.

Shi Wenze smiled for a while, then turned around and asked, "How do you know the price of the hotel next door?"

Lin Su put away his phone: "I checked online temporarily, and the APP has been pushing."

Shi Wenze continued to find something to say: "The development trend you mentioned just now is realistic, and it was compiled quite quickly."

Lin Su still rested with his eyes closed, he leaned on the sofa, his whole body was only moving with his lips: "I didn't make it up, it was written by Engels in "Ludwig Feuerbach and the End of Classical German Philosophy" in 1886. Proposed point of view, existence must be destroyed."

Shi Wenze: "..."

Excuse me, I should not talk too much.

After a while, Lin Su opened his eyes and looked at him: "Speak."

Shi Wenze was puzzled: "What did you say?"

Lin Su sat up a little bit, and there was a large armrest of the sofa between them, so he leaned closer to Shi Wenze, and then said, "Tell me the names of the two philosophers."

Shi Wenze: "?"

Lin Su continued to look at him, with the corners of his lips pursed slightly. Although his expression was normal, everyone knew that this was the ultimate provocation concerning the dignity of a scumbag.

Shi Wenze quickly went through his acquaintances in the philosophy circle in his mind, and finally replied: "Pai Daxing."

The melancholy and cold artist didn't hold back this time. He lay back in his seat, covered his face with a disposable blanket, and laughed for about 2 minutes. When he slapped away Wen Ze's hand that was about to lift the blanket, he stood up. Say, "I'm going to get something to eat."

Shi Wenze didn't let him run alone, but followed him himself.There were many people in front of the buffet counter, Shi Wenze stood in front of a big shelf with a plate, and asked casually, "What is this?"

A big brother from the Northeast immediately replied: "Again, Brazil burning again!" and strongly suggested that the younger brother come to have a piece.

Shi Wenze managed to decline this enthusiasm with great difficulty, and found Lin Su after a long circle. The other party was picking up meat skewers in front of the self-service barbecue station on the other side: "Do you want to eat?"

"Eat." Shi Wenze put down the plate to help him, "But I remember that you don't seem to like this kind of smoky food."

Lin Su studied the various barbecue ingredients on the shelf: "So you never took me with you when you went out for barbecue?"

Shi Wenze also didn't expect that he would win a proposal for himself.

"High school..." After a while, he said bravely, "You don't skip class."

Lin Su didn't speak any more, he was holding an iron chisel in his hand, turning back and forth on the fire, he looked like a professional Xinjiang mutton skewer master.Shi Wenze stood by, watching helplessly as the flesh became darker and darker, but can he speak out to stop it now?cannot.

He never knew that at that time, Lin Su was actually willing to accompany him to jump over the wall and skip class to eat barbecue, and he didn't completely hate or look down on him.

After a while, Lin Su finally discovered the problem: "It seems a little burnt."

Redefine "seems a bit".

Lin Su asked again: "Can I eat it?"

Shi Wenze firmly replied: "Yes." It just means that I may have to take a local anesthesia before eating.

Lin Su handed him the skewers, and went to tinker with the western food counter by himself.When Shi Wenze faced this food destroyer who was full of interest, he didn't want to stop him for a while, nor did he stop him.He watched Lin Su shovel the sticky pot with a shovel for a long time, and he always felt that something would happen sooner or later in this posture, so he kept guarding the front. Sure enough, within half a minute, the pot flew into the air as the chef slapped him hard. stand up.

Fortunately, Shi Wenze was well prepared and quickly caught it, so he didn't randomly hurt a predestined person.

The guests around were all looking this way, Lin Su's ears were a little red, he stood holding the shovel for a while, and found a reason: "Don't stand there and block my light."

It has reached the double dumping of the real level and the spiritual level.

Shi Wenze did not refuse anyone who came, and accepted them all securely.

The good service attitude finally brought back a good atmosphere between the two of them.So they went to get some grilled salmon salad, and half of them sat in front of the dining table to eat it. The concentration of the couple was comparable to the young man next door eating a scoop of ice cream.

Lin Su hasn't had his hair cut recently, it's a little long, so he tied a small tug at the back of his head casually, the half damp moisture hasn't dissipated completely, and it looks like even the eyelashes are wet.

The heads of the two were brought together, Shi Wenze's eyes slid down unconsciously, Lin Su's fingers were very thin, thin and white, most of them were covered by the wide sleeves of the bathrobe, only a little bit of fingertips holding the fork were exposed , is light pink.

Shi Wenze suddenly wanted to take a bite.

He was perverted by his own thoughts.

But it's really fun to test back and forth on the edge of ambiguity.

Of course, Lin Su also discovered the other party's intentions.

He quietly let the neckline of the bathrobe open further.

Every trip to the gym must not be in vain.

Shi Wenze picked out the tomatoes patiently for him one by one.

Lin Su adjusted the angle, the profile at 45 degrees was the most charming.

Even the lumberjacks would admire this professional-level back and forth.

A piece of ordinary grilled salmon was eaten by two people in the posture of vanilla and chocolate double balls. Sure enough, with you by my side, everything can be Haagen-Dazs.

The only disappointment was that Du Siyue called again to report: "I applied for a Weibo account."

Lin Su put down the fork in his hand: "Is it necessary to hold a press conference for such an important matter?"

Du Siyue was not ridiculed at all, and continued to groan in a good mood: "I not only followed Jiang Yuhao secretly, but also made data for him for half an hour and added twelve fan groups. I I plan to lurk for a while longer, and when the number of fans on the trumpet exceeds [-], I will officially climb the wall myself!"

The smoothness of the plan and the proficiency of the technique, at least in Japan can seal the god of climbing walls.

Lin Su asked, "Then how many fans do you have now?"

Du Siyue replied: "Three."

Lin Su made an evaluation, so you haven't even completed the KPI of a group and a person?

"Don't mention KPI anymore, I've been driven crazy by the company's business recently." Du Siyue quickly stopped, then sighed and said, I also know that the three fans are indeed a bit small, and I originally wanted to rely on posting pornographic pictures to attract some traffic, But I was afraid of being caught.

"Can I ask Xiaolu...Hello? Hey, what's the sound over there? Are you all right? Where are you?"

Lin Su stood up with his mobile phone in his hand, and looked towards the corner of the restaurant: "It's okay, someone is fighting."

Twisted together and rolled into a ball, very uncivilized style of play.The suppressed party showed half of its original body, and kept roaring furiously from its throat. It seemed that it was trying to intimidate the other party, trying to win the world with the loudest voice, but instead was punched hard in the face.

The people around exclaimed and rushed forward to fight. A group of big brothers in bathrobes squeezed together. The scene was really shocking. They all had breasts and legs. After the security guards arrived, they didn't know who was causing the trouble that.

During the dispute, the large disinfection cabinet in the corner was knocked down, and the plates kept smashing down. Everyone had to dodge each other. In the center of the crowd, a huge bull with red eyes made a swooping gesture and beat the surrounding security guards. He hit four or five meters hard.

"Call the police!" Someone yelled, "What's the number of the Emergency Management Department?"

Shi Wenze strode forward while calling Zhou Yuansong: "Yes, I'm at the scene and I will handle it."

Yan Niu was covered in tendons, panting heavily, turned around and wanted to leave the bathing center, but was stopped at the door.

"Emergency Management Department." Shi Wenze showed his ID, "I'm sorry, please come with me."

There was silence in the hall, and everyone held their breath.

Lin Su also frowned slightly.

Yan Niu stared at his work ID for a while, then took a step back, and then leaped forward lightly.

Shi Wenze sideways dodged.

Yan Niu wiped off his bathrobe, then lay down on the ground with all four hooves in the air, and did not move.

The nirvana of fighting against civil servants——

Touch porcelain!