It's a monster

Lin Su retreated into the bathroom calmly and reapplied some body lotion for himself.

Shi Wenze didn't use the beautiful long European-style dining table with silver candlesticks, but spread a plastic tablecloth on the coffee table in the living room, and opened all the lunch boxes on it.The evening news was playing on the TV, and Lin Su stood in the middle of the brightly lit living room, watching the focus and the National People's Congress meeting for a long time without a word, but still only wanted to engage in dating, not socialist spiritual civilization.

But Shi Wenze's attention was not on the TV, as long as there was some sound, any number of TVs would do.He also took a shower just now, and he was too lazy to dry all his hair. He was half damp, and his bathrobe was covered with slippers. Lin Su had to admit that this temperament is indeed more suitable for eating barbecue, and he is both street and big brother. Not to mention he actually still has a wild bike.

The sofa was too far away from the coffee table, and the two of them simply sat on the ground, and seven or eight cushions piled up a happy late-night nest.Lin Su didn't have much appetite at first, but Shi Wenze came up and got him a scone filled with crayfish meat without saying a word. The temptation of Thirteen Fragrances was irresistible, so Lin Su immediately decided not to emo, Eat a good meal while it's hot.

It takes one and a half hours to eat this.

Lin Su wiped his fingers with a full meal, looked at the lobster shells on the coffee table, and felt that he should buy two more boxes just now.

Shi Wenze called the waiter to clean up the garbage. The smell in the room was too strong, so he asked Lin Su, "Do you want to go out again?"

If you don't go to the Golden Theater or the playground, you just aimlessly eat and drink.

So the two of them rushed out again in their bathrobes. There happened to be an artificial lake behind the guest room, and the entire circle was a fitness trail. Since it was already late at night, no other guests would disturb them.

But then again, according to the current progress of the two, there is really nothing to be disturbed.Lin Su stepped on the haystacks one by one, walked for a while, and suddenly asked Shi Wenze: "Why do you want to open a tattoo shop?"

"Huh?" Shi Wenze replied, "it was Zhou Bu's suggestion." A full-time hunter must be on call at any time, and there is no way to have a nine-to-five job in human society like most other monsters, but they cannot completely Do nothing, so Zhou Yuansong approved the two-story dilapidated building in Hefeng Lane to Shi Wenze and Xu You, and asked them to open any kind of shop to deceive others.

There is only one requirement, the business must not be booming, the less people care about it, the better.

These days, it is not easy to open a shop with a lot of customers, and it is also not easy to open a shop with no customers at all.Although you can consider starting from the price, for example, selling a plate of fried potatoes for 888 will definitely dissuade a large number of people, but on second thought, what if the Internet celebrity anchor is attracted.

So in the end, I decided to go directly to personal injury.Shangxianyu spent 300 yuan to buy back second-hand tattoo machines and expired paints. The two bosses didn't even bother to think of a store name, so they went to the graphic typing shop next door and put up a "low-cost tattoo" sign. opened.

Shi Wenze said: "Sure enough, there hasn't been any business since the opening." However, because there is a temporary office on the second floor of the small broken building, colleagues from the emergency management department often come to work overtime on weekdays, coming in and out Even going out can pretend to be a customer, so as not to make the neighbors suspicious, why this half-baked shop has not closed down yet.

Lin Su commented: "It's your style."

"No, my style won't match a tattoo shop that is about to close down." Shi Wenze is a little concerned about this, even if there is no Lamborghini for the time being, and it is unlikely that there will be a Lamborghini in the future, he still wants to make one in his heart A ruthless motorcycle rider, riding a motorcycle alone in the middle of the night!

"It's not a tattoo shop." Lin Su thought about how he should describe it, but felt that it was difficult to explain this feeling, and finally said, "Forget it."

Shi Wenze's breath stuck in his chest, no, it can't be counted.

Lin Su had no choice but to explain: "It means opening a store at random, which looks very similar to your style, and it has nothing to do with the specific business scope and whether it is about to close down, understand?"

Shi Wenze didn't really understand, he thought to himself, isn't this Zhou Bu's style?After all, even second-hand machines are ordered with his Taobao account.But I was afraid that if I continued to ask, it would reveal that I really couldn't keep up with the artist's thinking, so I chose to shut up in the end.

The night sky is full of stars.

This night is really quiet and romantic.

The love idol drama has just started, and there is nothing that needs to be reported and deleted by the parents, so even if there is no one around, the two still just watch the stars, one, two, three, four in a line, and do not hold hands One step, two steps, three steps and four steps, looking at the sky.

Shi Wenze picked up a small stone and threw a string of ripples in the center of the lake.

Lin Su counted, there were seven in total.

"You throw one?" Shi Wenze found another thinner piece of stone.

Lin Su refused: "I won't."

Shi Wenze was amused: "Is this possible, try it."

Lin Su still had his hands behind his back.

Shi Wenze's voice was a little hoarse by Yelu: "Otherwise I'll teach you?"

Lin Su's heart skipped a beat very disappointingly, isn't it a little foul for you, handsome guy?

The two stood facing each other by the lake. The puppy love they missed in high school seemed to be made up this night.

In the end, Lin Su took the small stone and threw it into the lake like Shi Wenze did.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!

Shi Wenze smiled and said, "Isn't this amazing?"

Lin Su didn't expect that he actually had this kind of talent.

And the small stone flakes are still dancing on the lake.

Eight, nine, ten.

It's like eating Xuanmai, and you can't stop at all.

Eleven, twelve, thirteen.

Shi Wenze: "..."

Lin Su: "..."

In the end, the entire lake was beaten into rough waves, and the broken stone was still dancing around.

When Shi Wenze realized that something was wrong, he took Lin Su's hand and turned around to leave.

But it was too late.

With a loud "one hundred"!A gigantic monster jumped out of the lake with a "crash", and the fish-headed man was all smiles, holding up the stone in his hand, like the Statue of Liberty holding her torch.

Lin Su: Help me!

The fish head said: "Surprise!"

Shi Wenze felt that he never wanted to hear this word in the Fa Cai Hotel again in his life.

Director Song of Jiayong Auction House climbed onto the shore wetly, and extended his hand enthusiastically from afar: "I didn't expect to meet you two here, what a coincidence."

There is no fish head man in any beautiful school idol drama, Lin Su took a step back: "It's not a coincidence, we are going back to the guest room."

Director Song is very principled, and he still has to continue to be clever: "I am also preparing to go back to the guest room, come, this way."

He might really be eager to have a conversation with Lin Su, and wished he could cling to him. Before he had spoken ten words, Lin Su had already dodged back four times, and finally almost slipped and fell into the lake.

Shi Wenze grabbed his shoulders and looked at the fish-headed man with an unkind expression.

Lin Su reminded Director Song: "Walk well." Otherwise, it would be really difficult for me to control this matter in the civil category.

Director Song hurriedly stood up straight: "I'm sorry, I lost my composure. Where did you just say? Oh, yes, our auction house will hold a private party next week, which is No. 15. There are many veterans in the industry All my friends will be present, and I hope that Mr. Lin will also be able to appreciate it."

Jiayong Auction House is quite influential in Jincheng and even the whole country. If Lin Su wants to develop in China, he really needs to know more people.So although he was very dissatisfied with the interruption of the night, he still nodded: "Okay, if I have time, I will consider it."

Director Song was overjoyed: "Then I will prepare the invitation letter tomorrow. If Mr. Wang knows, he will be very happy."

Facing Mr. Wang who fell from the sky, Shi Wenze interjected politely: "May I also have an invitation letter?"

Lin Su: "..."

Director Song refused as tactfully as possible: "Mr. Shi, this is a gathering of the art circle, so it may not be convenient. If there is an exhibition and auction about cold weapons next time, I will definitely leave a ticket for you."

"Okay." Shi Wenze didn't force it, "Then I will patrol within 50 meters. If there are beasts making trouble at the banquet site, please call the police as soon as possible."

Supervisor Song became nervous: "There aren't any items for auction at the banquet, and there will be beasts making trouble? What are they going to do?"

Shi Wenze didn't speak, just leaned slightly and looked at him.

Director Song was startled, and immediately understood that everyone knows this kind of thing, and it's inconvenient to explain if he doesn't understand it, because the interests are too involved, and it's not good for everyone!

"Okay, Mr. Shi, I'll find a solution for your ticket."

Shi Wenze showed embarrassment: "It's not very good, after all, I'm not from your art circle."

"NONONO." Director Song shook his fingers, "It's a trivial matter, just leave it to me, and the transportation fee is negotiable."

"There's no need for the money." Shi Wenze was satisfied at this point, "Just give me a ticket."

Director Song readily agreed, and then spent the next few minutes checking the security measures for that night on his mobile phone.In the end, even Lin Su couldn't see it anymore, and said to Shi Wenze, "Don't go too far."

"Where did it go too far?" Shi Wenze refused to admit, "I didn't say anything." Then he lowered his voice and rubbed his chin against his shoulder, "It doesn't matter, I also want to experience the influence of art."

Lin Su turned his head slightly.

Is this the legendary hunk acting like a baby?

It was really hard to say no!

He said, "Then don't make trouble."

Shi Wenze curled his lips: "I'm not a child."

Lin Su: "I'll buy you a Kakale planet barrel."

Shi Wenze: "Two."

Director Song had confirmed the security matters at this time, and when he turned around and saw the two of them having an intimate relationship, he couldn't help but be taken aback, what kind of strange walking style is this?

Shi Wenze explained: "I feel dizzy and have low blood sugar."

Director Song believed it again, and asked the waiter to make a glass of jujube and ginger syrup.

Shi Wenze failed to dissuade him, and he felt a little confused. There was Cang Cang in the front and Director Song in the back. How could they be so easy to deceive? Could it be because the idea of ​​building an honest society together has been extraordinarily successful in the art circle? Let true love spread all over the world?

If so, he felt that he was indeed a little bullying honest people.

So when Director Song got out of the elevator, Shi Wenze called him to stop him, pointed to his phone, and kindly suggested——

"When you go back, remember to download a National Anti-Fraud Center APP."