It's a monster

The two stayed in Fa Cai Hotel for a total of three days. Except for the [-]-square-meter suite and the fish head man, everything else was very good, and there was even a romantic tone of living together in advance.

After checking out, there is also a member points redemption activity at the front desk.Lin Su turned his head and asked Shi Wenze, "What do you want in exchange?"

It sounds like he is asking for the other party's opinion, but in fact his goal has already been locked. He doesn't choose any silk pajamas and thermos cups. kind.In this way, when the discount coupon is about to expire, the two can justifiably take another two-person tour.

Thinking of this, Lin Su's heart beat a little faster. He leaned against the service desk, coldly waiting for the telepathy in love.

In the end, Wen Ze pointed to the membership manual and asked, "Can this talisman be customized for anything?"

Lin Su's expression was instantly full of doubts, because he couldn't understand this choice.Every gift presented by the Fa Cai Hotel has a clearly marked price next to it, lest the guests do not know how much advantage they have taken.There is no threshold value for the room rate deduction coupon, and the customized charm is only 888. Lin Su knew that Shi Wenze's math was not good, but he didn't know that Shi Wenze's math was so bad. As a unicorn, what do you want a lucky charm for? , This is not what I wanted!

The lady at the front desk enthusiastically gave directions to the customers: "It is the self-service charm customization machine, which can customize any content, and it is very effective."

The male college student eagerly asked the donor: "Then can I have this?"

Lin Su took a deep breath, you can, as long as you are happy.

Shi Wenze happily ran to the other end of the hall and stood in front of the custom-made machine to exchange the spells. His attitude was as pious as a Greek girl with a height of 1.8 meters in front of the wishing pool.Looking at the situation, Lin Suyuan could only comfort himself that the 288 flowers were not bad, because his expression was like ripples, transparent and beautiful.

After exchanging the gifts, Shi Wenze drove Lin Suhong back to Qinghu Garden on a big motorcycle.

Then the artist became even more melancholy, because he didn't even exchange the broken talisman for himself.He returned to the villa alone, sat alone on the sofa, turned on the CD player, and listened to Karen Mok singing Cloudy Sky with red wine. In the room without the lights on, the blind spots of love, hate, and lust were so obvious.

It's really hard to recover from this raging emo without a week.

And Shi Wenze was still immersed in the joy of living together for three days, so it can be seen that the scumbags are indeed happier.He went all the way back to the tattoo shop, and just happened to meet Xu You who had fabricated the "Guiding Opinions on Actively Promoting the Adoption of New Security Equipment and Accelerating the Construction of a Civilized and Lawful Mountain and Sea Society".

Shi Wenze said regretfully: "It can be seen that this report really has no fate with me."

Without further ado, Xu You dragged the mouse and chose to ruthlessly delete his name.

"Don't!" Shi Wenze stopped quickly, and threw another small box over, "I brought you a present."

Xu You weighed it in his hand, and felt that the light weight didn't look like anything valuable, so he emphasized: "I never accept gifts of less than ten yuan, this is a matter of principle."

"280." Shi Wenze patted him on the shoulder, and put the newly bought helmet away by himself.

Xu You poured out a gaudy lucky charm from the package, and was shocked by the astonishing roughness, or I'd better delete you.

"Don't tell me it's a counterfeit love charm you stash when we raided the illegal printing house last month."

Shi Wenze pointed to the LOGO of Fa Cai Hotel: "Look here, the latest technology, live wishing, AI symbols."

"On-site AI? What character?"

"ofo money back symbol."

"..."

"Lest you feel heartbroken every time you mention it."

Xu You couldn't understand this logic: "But ofo's deposit is only 199. You spend 288 to buy a talisman to urge it to return early?"

Shi Wenze paused for a moment, to tell you the truth, he really didn't consider this, but it's okay, there are always more solutions than problems: "You can also sublet it at a low price after you're done using it, and charge by the day, don't worry, At least thirty people are still queuing in this alley.”

Xu You put back the ofo money refund talisman, intending to give it to Zhou Yuansong who was also cheated.

Shi Wenze lay on the sofa and swiped his phone for a while, and sent two messages to Lin Su.

Xu You threw over a bag of potato chips: "Pay attention to the influence during the day, your expression is really yellow now, I'm going to the office to stamp, together?"

Shi Wenze looked at WeChat again, but Lin Su didn't reply, so he followed Xu You to the Kunlun Building.

"You two." As soon as you entered the door, a familiar voice came from behind, "Exactly, come here."

Xu You squeezed out three words between his teeth: "No."

Shi Wenze put one hand on his shoulder, frowned, and his leg injury recurred on the spot.

But still failed to escape the eyes of Minister of Communications Wang Gui: "Stop pretending, come here!"

"Ministry of the King." Xu You groaned inwardly, "Brother Shi and I are on vacation today." And it was agreed that the Ministry of Communications would never transfer staff from the Emergency Management Department again?Can a man keep his word, I don't want to work overtime.

"Look for Lao Zhou to make up for it after the holiday." Wang Gui said, "Recently a lot of foreign monsters have come to Jincheng, one by one drinking and racing on a rampage. The area in Nanyan Community, okay, let's go."

Xu You tried to decline politely: "Foreign monsters, with Brother Shi and I's English proficiency, we may not be able to communicate."

Wang Gui was unmoved: "If you can't communicate, just enforce the law with a smile all the way, be civilized and polite, especially you," he pointed at Shi Wenze, and sternly warned, "If you send someone to the hospital again this time, it will be the same as last time." I will go to your department for reimbursement of the medical expenses of the three yakshas."

Shi Wenze: "..."

Be civilized and polite, right? That's okay.

The two each wore a small luminous vest of a traffic coordinator, and wandered around the corners of Nanyan Community.

The fog world in this area is very lively. After eight o'clock in the evening, there will be a monster night market.

"There are quite a lot of international friends." Xu You looked at a golden ram with bulging muscles not far away, "Should we look up the common English expressions for surrender?" Otherwise, if there is an argument, the other party has already been beaten. I have to beg for mercy, but I don't understand it, and I don't know if it will become a diplomatic accident.The farthest distance in this world is that you are speaking complicated and long sentences, but I am waiting sorry sorry.

Shi Wenze walked around a barbecue stall, took out his phone and took a photo and sent it to Lin Su, asking him if he would like to eat together next time.Anyway, people who are in love... or people who are about to fall in love are so boring and interesting, and they have to share small things with each other, wishing to engage in some posting behaviors 24 hours a day.

But Lin Su never replied, which is normal, because he was still depressed and couldn't care less about looking at his phone for the time being.

Lin Lu held his shoulders with both hands: "Brother, be normal. If you really want that AI smart charm, I will find a way to get one now."

"What kind of broken talisman, I don't want it." Lin Su sat cross-legged on the sofa, hugging the cushion with both hands, and continued to look up sadly at the chandelier on the ceiling.

Then why don't you eat?Lin Lu touched her mobile phone and tried to send a WeChat message to Shi Wenze, who was traveling with her brother, to ask what was going on. However, Lin Su Youyou shot a sharp eye knife after being betrayed, and Lin Lu had to give up. On this road, turn into Silly Baitian and clenched his fists to cheer up. There are no hurdles that cannot be overcome. It will get better, come on brother!

Lin Su was even more worried, what kind of sister is this.

On the other end, Shi Wenze was also asking Xu You: "If someone doesn't reply to your WeChat for five hours, what does it mean?"

"It means I didn't see it. I'm busy with other things, or I just don't bother to talk to you." Xu You was still rushing into Crazy English on the phone.

Shi Wenze refused to accept the possibility that Lin Su was too lazy to talk to him, wondering if the other party was busy with the gallery?There must be a lot of things to do soon, and there will be a private dinner next week.

Thinking of this, he brought Xu You over again: "What do you think you should wear to the dinner party in the art circle?"

"Brother, you really have a lot of questions tonight." Xu You was hard at vocabulary, and it was hard to remember what forgiven, but when Shi Wenze interrupted him, he immediately forgot, "Why did another one come out?" The art world?"

"I have a friend next week." Shi Wenze cleared his throat, "I have to protect him."

Xu You's eyes widened: "Public officials accept private work? Be careful not to be reported by the masses."

Shi Wenze found it difficult to explain the joy of love to this single person: "Forget it, you don't understand."

"Thank you, then I beg you to hold your hand high and don't speak again." Xu You clasped his fists in his hands and took two steps backwards, but he didn't notice that he stepped on a soft thing, and he lifted his foot to find that it was a long tail.

Looking along the tail, it is a huge anaconda, dressed like a European monster.

Xu You: Damn, the English test is coming!

Wang Anaconda erected pointed ears, spread a pair of wings, stood upright with its upper body straight, stared straight at the two people, and kept making vague and angry voices from its throat.

Since he stepped on someone first, Xu You took the initiative to apologize.

But Anaconda didn't seem to appreciate it, he slowly opened his mouth full of fangs: "Howdareyou?"

Every word seems to be glued together, and I don't know what kind of weird pronunciation it is.Xu You was habitually nervous in the face of the English test, and the other party still couldn't speak clearly, so he could only guess blindly, thinking that this thing seemed to be very manic, why is it still at Howeyou? Could it be a fight? Say hello before?I have to say, quite polite.

Then I must not lose face as a state of etiquette in a great country.

So he replied with one of the few spoken words he has mastered: "Fine, thank you."