It's a monster

Being civilized and polite did not return the other party's good attitude. On the contrary, after Xu You's international communication, the anaconda became more and more angry visibly, its fangs dripped saliva, and "hissed" Climb here.

"Hey, buddy!" Xu You took a step back, "I am sorry sorry, stop please!"

Shi Wenze pressed the intercom: "There is a giant anaconda making trouble in the second district of Nanyan Night Market. Here are two who can translate."

Seeing that the situation was not good, the small stall owners around ran away on small tricycles. The barbecue grill and gas tank were knocked and rattled, leaving only a mess in a blink of an eye.Xu You secretly complained, and said to Shi Wenze: "Why is this international friend so angry, what else can I say besides sorry?"

"I suggest you just shut up." Shi Wenze said, "Wait for colleagues from the Ministry of Communications to come over."

While the two were talking, a few patrol cars whizzed by from the horizon.The leader was a bird named Yue Xiaoyu, a second-level inspector of the Ministry of Communications. She was holding a baton in her hand, and she asked fiercely as soon as she came, "Who is causing trouble on my site?"

"Sister, sister Yue, listen to me first." Xu You hurriedly stopped her, and pointed at Wang Ana behind him, "I accidentally stepped on that foreign buddy just now, and he became manic, spitting cursingly, He didn't listen to me when I was sorry, but kept saying howareyou."

"What level of English does he have, and he cursed at you?" Yue Xiaoyu pushed Xu You away and walked in front of Wang Yan, "Sir, please stop this dangerous behavior of spraying poison everywhere immediately."

Wang Yan opened his mouth wide, leaned over and forced her in front of her.

Both Shi Wenze and Xu You felt that the anaconda was trying to scare Yue Xiaoyu, but Yue Xiaoyu didn't think so, she directly judged it as assaulting the police, and immediately threw a punch, "Bang"!

Xu You was stunned: "Brother Shi, why do I feel that Sister Yue, a top 985 student, is not much better than us in law enforcement?"

Shi Wenze didn't care: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I didn't make the first move this time."

Wang Anaconda was beaten into a spiral on the spot, he shook his neck, the whole snake was furious, and a giant tail wrapped in rubbish swept over, making Xu Youzhi sigh what kind of cleaning and happy tail it is, it is as easy to use as Large vacuum cleaner.

Yue Xiaoyu changed back to her original body, spread her wings and stopped in the air, but Wang Anaconda did not continue to attack, but continued to speak angrily without ambiguity. A pair of small pointed wings pointed at Yue Xiaoyu first, then at Xu You and Shi Wen Ze, 360 degrees indiscriminately order soldiers and generals.

Xu You couldn't understand: "What is this buddy talking about all this time?"

Yue Xiaoyu replied while registering passport information: "He said he would sue the three of us."

Xu You suddenly felt very wronged, sir, if he didn't fight, he would be complained, am I very civilized this time?

After Yue Xiaoyu registered the basic information, she asked again, "Occupation?"

Anaconda hissed and replied, "Art collectors."

Yue Xiaoyu entered the system skillfully: unemployed.

Shi Wenze was naturally sensitive to the word "artist". He sent Lin Su a WeChat message, asking him if he knew the identity of this anaconda in human society.

This time Lin Su replied very quickly, only two words, I know.

Shi Wenze waited for a long time, but did not wait for the detailed explanation after "knowing", so he simply called.

Lin Su quickly pressed the remote control to turn off the TV, lay on the sofa, and adjusted to the low hoarse voice that had just woken up. Lin Lu was holding a water glass, and just walked out of the kitchen when he saw this pretentious scene, and immediately froze in place, not daring to move.

Shi Wenze was indeed bewitched by the mute voice in the middle of the night, he was a little moved and apologetic: "Did I wake you up?"

Lin Su replied: "Not asleep, are you still working overtime?"

"I met a king anaconda at the night market, claiming to be an art collector." Shi Wenze glanced over, "The temper is outrageous, it seems to be actively provoking us, Xu You ignored him, but sister Yue from the Ministry of Communications I gave him a slap in the face, but I think he was quite happy at that moment, until now there is a buddy with a camera hiding behind the trash can, I don’t know if he is an accomplice.”

Lin Su frowned: "I don't know this anaconda, but I know that the charity dinner of Jiayong Auction House also invited a European environmental artist named Boa, who is good at provoking conflicts, posing and making fake News, be careful."

"Then eight achievements are this buddy." Shi Wenze asked Xu You's mobile phone, searched the news according to the name Lin Su said, and sure enough, there were many related reports, and then opened the monster search engine, and the picture identified this anaconda, and it came out There is also a lot of news.

Lin Su asked, "Do you want me to call the people in Jiayong?"

"No, I'll take care of it." Shi Wenze said, "You go to bed early, if you are free tomorrow night, can we have a meal together? I invite you."

"You should deal with that anaconda first. If he is really Boa, be careful not to be touched."

"Okay, then I'll go to work first." Shi Wenze smiled, "We'll talk about it tomorrow."

Yue Xiaoyu finished registering Wang Yan's information here, and then showed her own number, and signaled to the other party that they can go back to their respective homes and find their own mothers. I will continue to patrol, and you can call to complain. Everyone has a bright future.

In the end, Shi Wenze grabbed her and said, "Sister Yue, translate a few sentences for me."

Yue Xiaoyu was very vigilant: "Translate something, don't make trouble for me."

"When did I make trouble while performing official duties, I promise not to violate the rules." Shi Wenze stopped the anaconda, "Hey, don't leave yet."

Wang Ana stopped and looked at him suspiciously.

Shi Wenze pointed to the broom in the corner, then pointed to the huge puddles of saliva on the ground: "Please clean it up."

Although Xu You didn't know what kind of medicine Shi Wenze's gourd was selling, but the tacit understanding of many years made him push the cleaning cart over without saying a word, and put it in front of Wang Anaconda: "Sorry, our cleaning staff is not equipped with anti-virus. Liquid equipment, please pack it yourself."

Looking at the dirty cleaning truck, Wang Yan felt a stomach churn and refused the request.

Shi Wenze didn't force it, motioned Xu You to mop the floor, and then ordered: "Find a place and burn it."

Xu You: "Huh?"

Yue Xiaoyu didn't understand either, and reminded: "This is the public property of the Ministry of Environmental Sanitation, and you will have to pay for it if you burn it."

"How much money can you get with just a few mop trash cans." Shi Wenze said, "Anyway, there is no one here to set up a stall, so let's burn it on the spot."

Xu You didn't know what was going on, but he vaguely felt that there might be troublesome moments in the future, and this kind of excitement must not be missed, so he was very excited and ignited on the spot.

Wang Yan was also very puzzled and asked, "What are you doing?"

Shi Wenze replied in a friendly manner: "Let the smoke go, we have to report the matter here to the headquarters."

Yue Xiaoyu squeezed out words from between her teeth: "Is this what you call 'guaranteed not to violate the rules'?"

After listening to the translation, Anaconda also had an amazing expression on his face. He couldn't believe that he was so lucky!He first confirmed whether this wolf smoke was the wolf smoke he thought of, and then suppressed the excitement in his heart, and asked cautiously: "You don't use mobile phones?"

"Of course." Shi Wenze replied, "But there is no sense of ritual in so many places. Setting off beacon fires is our traditional way of contacting. We plan to apply for World Heritage next month and plan to promote it nationwide in the future."

Yue Xiaoyu: I saved a life, can I not translate.

And Wang Yan couldn't hold back the turbulent emotion in his heart!He came to the Monster Night Market this time to criticize the use of a large number of disposable chopsticks. In the end, he was stepped on by a person wearing a police vest, and then successfully provoked another policeman to slap him. The thousand-word press release has already started brainstorming, and the key words are environmental protection, backwardness, physical conflict and the barbaric East!

But who knows, there will be more surprises in the follow-up to this matter!

What kind of 100% perfect non-environmental protection is this?Focus on form, inefficiency, absurdity, environmental pollution!Anaconda almost wanted to hold up Shi Wenze's hand and sing "Thank you for your love!"

After lighting the fire, Xu You came over, looked at Wang Ana's back as he left quickly, and asked, "What is this man happy about?"

Shi Wenze patted him on the shoulder: "Lie on the ground."

Xu You: "Huh?"

Yue Xiaoyu: "..."

Five minutes later, an ambulance from Queshan Hospital came quietly, put Xu You on a stretcher, and carried him away.

Early the next morning, the little monsters from Qingji Express came to the Kunlun Building on a small three-wheeler as usual, and sent fancy "Jincheng Daily Morning Magazine" to each office. , basically no one will watch it.

At [-]:[-] noon, there was a trending trending trend on the Monster News International website.Here he is, here comes the environmental protection organization with moral kidnapping!

Because the title was hot enough and the content was curious enough, the hot search quickly rose to the top.Some monsters with normal IQ questioned it, because it sounds incredible to pass the news by relying on wolf smoke, unlike what modern monsters with brains can do, but more monsters with abnormal IQ make more noise and have photos, so It must be true!

Xu You, who was still lying in the hospital, originally wanted to join in the excitement of the Internet, but he felt that the back view of himself burning the trash can looked a bit wretched, and the quarrel had to be translated, so he was too sleepy, so he might as well sleep.

After waking up, I swipe again, and the wind direction on the Internet has changed. It is probably such a new trending search——

Shock!A certain anaconda wandered around the night market, taking photos of barbecue stalls and drooling uncontrollably.In order to ensure the safety of vendors and diners, the patrol personnel dissuaded them in time and dealt with them urgently. They burned the relevant cleaning equipment on the spot. However, due to inadequate protective measures, they were slightly poisoned and are currently being treated in the hospital.

The accompanying picture is a photo of Xu You, a chi kiss lying quietly in a pure white hospital, helpless, fragile and inedible.

Nine-square grid puzzle, high-definition beauty, lighting and scenery, and moral kidnapping must be rolled up!

This news was cut from the "Jincheng Daily Morning Magazine". It was published before the wolf smoke incident was fermented, and it is reasonable. The content looks much more normal. It is a person, a monster, or a monster. which one to believe.

So the gangsters consciously retreated, there are so many things worth complaining about in the Internet world, why should they be obsessed with this one.

Only the world where Anaconda was harmed was achieved.

He was dejected.

He even wanted to call the hotline of Jincheng Demon Management Committee to complain.