[Red Chamber] I just want to be a dummy

Everyone hated human traffickers, let alone this group of human traffickers who were still stubbornly resisting, and there was one who wanted to escape.

It just so happened that this time happened to be the time when everyone was ready to go home after buying vegetables. A kid sneakily took out an egg from the vegetable basket in his mother's hand and threw it at the guards.

"Smash these traffickers to death."

These words seemed to open a certain door, and all of a sudden, in such a small place, vegetable leaves and eggs flew together.Passers-by picked up the vegetables they bought in their hands and threw them at the hands of the guards, as if they didn't buy the vegetables they threw out.

Some of them didn’t buy vegetables to go home, and they didn’t have anything to hit the traffickers in their hands, so they discussed with the people around them: “Old Zhang’s family, lend me two eggs to hit the traffickers.”

"Damn, my neighbor, why don't you borrow it or not? I'm asking you for these two eggs, but let's make a deal first. It must be hit, otherwise I won't obey."

"sure."

The guards in the palace are all skilled in martial arts, so it's not too difficult to hide from an egg thrown by someone who has never practiced martial arts.But right now there are too many onlookers, and there are also many people throwing eggs and vegetable leaves.Two fists beat four hands, the guards dodged one flying egg, and there were countless more.

What's more, they have to protect the little ancestors inside.Although today's incident was completely caused by these little ancestors, no matter who among them has a bit of oily skin, they have to be put on small shoes by His Majesty the emperor who protects their shortcomings.

So while they were hiding, they had to take care of these little ancestors, for fear of hitting them, so they could only use themselves as a wall to protect them.

In their distress, they were covered with egg shells and vegetable leaves.

The guard who originally wanted to escape and went to Cheng'en Gong's mansion to report the letter did not escape. The angry passers-by smashed eggs and vegetable leaves all over his body, and received angry stares from his colleagues.

Fortunately, at this time, the servants from Shuntian Mansion arrived in time, which also saved them from being besieged by the crowd.

This year happened to be the year of evaluation, and the magistrate of Shuntian Mansion was worried that he had taken over the Shuntian Mansion for so many years, except for wiping the butts of all the dudes, he hadn't done anything and had no achievements.

Hearing that there were traffickers in Nancheng, the magistrate sat up in shock as he was dying of illness, and immediately brought the servants to Nancheng to catch the traffickers himself.

Then the magistrate of Shuntian Prefecture saw that the second-rank official, who was not necessarily able to speak, had egg liquid on his face and a vegetable leaf on his body.

And the group of people surrounding them still called him a human trafficker?

Oh, the magistrate of Shuntian Prefecture saw a few children with dirty clothes covered in mud through the gaps in the crowd, although he couldn't talk to the princes.

But the magistrate of Shuntian Mansion is still high enough to enter the palace to receive a banquet, how can he not know these princes, let alone Jia Jing, in those days when this guy was an inspirational dude, he was so worried about the scene that he couldn't even eat , I don’t even want to recall it a second time, can you not recognize this?

Why is my great contribution gone?It is also possible that the people under his rule offended this group of people by throwing eggs and vegetable leaves at the second-rank officials and guards.

Not to mention that the ministers who are not the emperor's confidants can't be the guards, but the guards in the palace, which one is not well-connected at home, how many people will be offended by this...

The prefect of Shuntian Prefecture's eyes were darkened, and he didn't want to recall what happened afterwards, but the minister of the guard, the legendary emperor's confidant, expressionlessly removed the vegetable leaves from his face, and since then has become the prefect's profession The nightmare of life...

The emperor also didn't want to recall how his confidant minister, the chief guard minister who became a second-rank official at the age of just [-], hugged his thigh and cried to return to his hometown...

"Your majesty, you can help me, I want to go home and farm..." The minister who led the guard cried while hugging the emperor's thigh with one hand while blowing his nose with the other. The minister wiped the snot on the emperor's pants.

God knows, the emperor has his own obsession with cleanliness. The emperor wanted to take his leg away from the hand of the minister of the guard before, but he was a martial arts practitioner with great strength. The emperor was stunned. Pull the legs out.

At this moment, this guy is still wiping his snot on his leg. If it wasn't for the fact that his three sons really caused this asshole, I'm really sorry for him, and he would have kicked him with his leg today.

"Don't worry, Ai Qing, I will definitely give you an explanation for today's matter." Jin Jin comforted.

"Your Majesty, I really want to go back to my hometown, and I miss my mother." The minister who led the guard didn't have anything else to say, just repeated a few words over and over again.

The confidant minister who was originally high-spirited and high-spirited was so troubled by these brats that he started to call his mother, and the emperor couldn't bear it in his heart, but now it is definitely impossible to allow the confidant minister he has trained for a long time to really return to his hometown of.

So the emperor had no choice but to comfort him: "When I still need Qing, Aiqing will go home to farm. Besides, if Aiqing goes home to farm, wouldn't all her martial arts be in vain?"

"I have already made a plan. I have saved a lot of money over the years. When I return to my hometown, I will buy a village and hire some farmers..." The minister who led the guards wanted to go back to his hometown to farm. In his opinion, the capital is really It's too complicated, not suitable for a rough man like him.

The emperor wanted to beat up his two incomprehensible sons right now. After finally having a grandson, he was happy for less than half a day, and these two little bastards caused so many troubles.

But here he has to comfort the ministers under him first, so the emperor can only take a step back: "How about, this way, Aiqing has worked hard these years and hasn't been home for a long time. I will give Aiqing a long vacation. Allow Ai How about going home, Qing."

The minister who led the guards sobbed and agreed to the emperor's plan, "Okay." Then he wiped the snot from his blown nose on the emperor's pants.

The emperor suppressed his nausea and glared at the three dirty sons, and by the way saw Jia Jing who was standing next to his son with hands down.

After finally coaxing away the head of the guard who was clamoring to go back to his hometown to farm, when the emperor saw Jia Jing, his head started to hurt again.

Damn, there is also Lao Jia, who is also a bastard. The emperor, who was planning to take a bath and change immediately, hesitated.

When Lao Jia came, he still had to hug his thighs and cry. At that time, the snot would probably get his pants. Forget it, why waste another dragon robe.

After seeing Jia Jing, the emperor also felt guilty.

He had spent half his life with old Jia Junchen, and the emperor really regarded Jia Daihua as his brother, and then he thought that Jia Daihua had only two sons, the eldest son was sick and weak, and the only one who could be alive and kicking when he was young was Jia Jing.

However, Jia Jing, who can be alive and kicking, was brought into the palace by himself to be a companion for his son. His son who was not worried about him even led the only healthy son astray.

Hey, how can he explain to Lao Jia.

The emperor had cross-examined him carefully, and the first one was his careless eighth son, Jia Jing who was threatened by his own son, threatening him to roll all over the floor with him.

He had heard that when Jia Jing was studying at home, he was a good student who was praised by his master.

At this time, the emperor had selectively forgotten that Jia Daihua said that Jia Jing was going to be a dude.

If this Jia Jing always flirts with his father like this in the future, if Jia Daihua asks where did he learn this?Where can he put his face as an emperor.

Thinking about it again, why did Jia Jing come to the palace as a companion student before? It wasn't his eighth son who rolled here in this Hall of Mental Cultivation. Yes, yes, it is the land where they are standing now.

The emperor really wanted to go back to the words he retracted a few months ago and beat that Xiao Ba who was rolling in front of the hall to death.