[Red Chamber] I just want to be a dummy

Jia Daihua only heard that the little eunuch sent by the emperor to report that Jia Jing and the eighth and ninth princes had some trouble, so he hurriedly prepared his car and rushed to the palace.

He is really battered now, just before the little eunuch came to report, he was still at war with Jia Fu, and no one would let the other argue.

I don't know what this unfilial son is thinking, wondering how he, this old man, can't support him, and why he still wants to take the imperial examination.Is the imperial examination so easy?

Regardless of other things, it is said that all candidates have to go to their place of origin for the exam.The origin of their old Jia's family is in Jinling, which is hundreds of thousands of miles away from Shuntian Mansion. Not to mention that Jia Fu has been sick for many years, but Jia Fu is a frail scholar who has not left the capital since he was a child. Jia Daihua was worried that he would leave his nose to take the exam.

And Jia Daihua has been the admiral of the Nine Gates all these years, and it is not that he has not sent people to maintain the scene during the test. During the test, many candidates are carried out every year, even if they can come out normally. , they all have gray complexions and sloppy footsteps, not to mention that they will try to kill everyone and consider them normal.

Jia Daihua felt that he had only two sons under his knees, one could inherit the title, and the other, when he was old, relied on his own merits and relationship with the present to find a favor.It's not like I'm incapable, so why bother to let my son suffer this crime.

But Jia Fu is stubborn, no matter how Jia Daihua wears his mouth, he insists on going to the imperial examination.

Sitting in the carriage, Jia Daihua was thinking about tears, what's the matter, although his two sons were not considered to be Zhilanyushu, but the boss has always been considerate and caring, and he is filial, and will never disobey Although my own father and second child are naughty and unwilling to go to school occasionally, but anyway, it is also the first job in the ethnology, and the gentlemen of the ethnology all praise it.

But now, the eldest brother is froze with himself and wants to travel thousands of miles back to his hometown to go to the scientific research, and the second child does not know when he will become a dandy, making the family run wild, and now the imperial dog at home They all run away when they see Jia Jing.Since entering the palace to be the companion of the eighth prince, it has been quiet for a few days, but today, in the Shang study, he had a fight with the prince's companions, and what happened this afternoon.

As soon as Jia Daihua entered the hall, he saw Jia Jing and the eighth and ninth princes all covered in mud, obediently facing the wall and thinking about their mistakes.

Ah, this unfilial son is not taking the princes to play in the mud.

Jia Daihua felt a little guilty about the emperor, young life, the prince was born with mothers and eunuchs, and his clothes were changed immediately if they were slightly dirty. This dirtiness should be the first time since the two princes were born. time.

The emperor also had a guilty conscience, his own son threatened someone else's son to throw up and roll, how can this be explained.

"I beat you to death as an unfilial son. How did I explain to you when I came into the palace? I told you to study hard and obey the rules. What about you? How dare you spoil the prince?" Jia Daihua thought that he should be the one first. Wicked man, the emperor is too embarrassed to punish Jia Jing more.

From Jia Daihua's point of view, he was the first to admit his mistake, but from the point of view of the guilty emperor, Jia Daihua was acting strangely.

"Old Jia, Lao Jia calm down, what happened today is really not your second child's fault, but our eighth brother should be blamed, but I think that since the brothers committed the crime together, they should also be punished together It is."

Seeing that Jia Daihua was about to pick up his iron sand palm to greet Jia Jing's businessman as he spoke, the emperor stopped him quickly and said.

He had experienced Jia Daihua's iron sand palm before. When they were young, they went hunting together. Jia Daihua was good to his brothers. When he patted his shoulder, he patted his shoulder green.

The confidant eunuch next to the emperor is also smart, taking advantage of this gap, he hastily explained this matter to Jia Daihua in detail.

But no matter what, he is also the emperor's confidant, so he is naturally smart, he will not say that the rolling incident was caused by the eighth prince, and only vaguely passed the rolling part.

Then Jia Daihua felt even more guilty...

Rolling around in the street?Isn't that a skill that Jia Jing has learned since he was a child?When Jia Jing was just studying, he didn't want to go to ethnology anymore, so he just lay down at the gate of Ningguo Mansion and started rolling around?Not to mention that since Jia Jing started to be a dandy a few months ago, rolling around on the ground didn't come just because he said it.

Hey, Jia Daihua, the minister of the guards, also knows him. He was originally a soldier under his command. He was a man of seven feet. He didn't make a sound when he was bleeding and sweating in the battle. Now he is crying because of Jia Jing. Want to kiss your mother?

Thinking about it, Jia Daihua felt sorry for him...

Damn, tomorrow I still have to bring two altars of good wine to comfort him and atone for this kid, Jia Daihua thought about it and glared at Jia Jing again.

"This kid really needs to be educated, the emperor can rest assured, I will take him back now..." Jia Daihua blew his beard and stared.

"Hey, Jia Qing, the three of them did it together with Xiao Shi, so they were punished together." Seeing that Jia Daihua meant to take Jia Jing back and beat him up, as if he had seen him before Jia Daihua's method of governing the army, the emperor, naturally thought that Jia Daihua would train Jia Jing like a recruit if he brought Jia Jing back, and hurriedly interceded.

This obviously wasn't about the second boy of the Jia family, if he was really beaten up, how would he explain to Jia Jing.But, since his face as the emperor is here, he really can't tell whether his eighth son took the lead in this matter.

Therefore, the emperor came up with an idea, how about punishing them all together, "Except for Xiao Shi, he is just a beanie, probably brought by these brothers, you three, each of you will be fined [-] sheets of big characters."

Even the date was not stipulated. This is obviously not such a heavy punishment. It is obvious that in today's heart, it is still a big deal for the Eighth Prince to roll around in the street.It's just that I didn't look at the right occasion today.

Jia Daihua originally made a fuss about punishing Jia Jing, but it was nothing more than a big thunder and a little rain.He just thought that he punished Jia Jing first, so the emperor felt embarrassed to punish Jia Jing too much in his face.

"Although the emperor is kind and doesn't want to pursue this boy, the matter of this boy spoiling the prince cannot be passed." Jia Daihua said with a straight face, "I must take him back and let him reflect on it for a few days."

Seeing Jia Daihua's ferocious expression, the emperor always felt that Jia Daihua wanted to beat Jia Jing up, but he remembered clearly that Jia Jing was beaten by Jia Daihua before he entered the palace and lay on the bed for a long time. few days.

"Old Jia, you only have two sons..." The emperor still felt that he couldn't let Jia Jing down, so he hurriedly persuaded him.

"Hey, where is the emperor thinking? I can still beat him, but I just took him back and let his brother teach him for a few days. This guy listens to his brother the most."

Jia Daihua said everything here, and the emperor couldn't persuade him any more, so he could only let Jia Jing go on vacation for a few days.

If Jia Daihua doesn't keep his word, it really won't work, then he should go to Jia's family to reward some golden sore medicine, thinking about it now.

"Brother, I feel like we're making a big fuss." Seeing Jia Jing being taken out by Jia Daihua, the Ninth Prince secretly said while tugging at the Eighth Prince's clothes.

"What is this? Isn't it just three hundred characters?" The eighth prince said indifferently.

Not to mention that this is not a big punishment at all, even though this incident has gained a bad reputation and offended the Minister of Guards, it just freed the two brothers from the vortex of seizing the heir apparent.

After all, none of the ministers can be brainstormed to support a prince who was rolling around in the downtown area back then, right?

That's right, relying on the friendship of everyone reading the storybook together, the eighth prince can be considered to regard the ninth prince as half of his own.

After all, the Ninth Prince's status is embarrassing, but he is a direct son but a step-in-law from a different mother than the prince. It is obvious that the grandfather's family is high-minded. If he can help, the Eighth Prince is also willing to help.

But obviously the Ninth Prince's focus is not on this, "Brother, look at Mrs. Jia's posture, I feel that Jia Jing will be beaten when he goes back. Tell me, if he is beaten, isn't it because of our lack of loyalty? What about our script?"

"Ouch." The Eighth Prince exclaimed.

"What?" Originally, the two little brothers were still facing the wall and thinking about it. They were whispering there, and the emperor pretended not to hear it. Now that the eighth prince's voice is louder, shouldn't the emperor ask a question?

"Go back to Father, it's okay, haha, it's okay, it's just that my legs are numb." The Eighth Prince laughed.

"Okay, then continue to stand, and go back after dinner."

"Yes!" The Eighth Prince and Ninth Prince sighed.

"I really made a big mistake because of a small thing," the Eighth Prince regretted very much, "How about, Ninth Brother, let's solve the punishment of those three hundred big characters for Jia Er first?"

"But this is Jia Jing's script, we have to do it for him." Ninth Prince said weakly.

Of course, the eighth prince also felt that if Jia Jing really took the blame for this matter, then he would probably lose his spiritual food for a long time.

So, the two little brothers began to hang their heads in despair...