drunk peach

Chapter 2．

Sitting in the courtyard of the school, Chang Xiu'an was thinking about the petals all over his body - what is "not sweet, don't want"?After thinking for a while, I remembered that Ding Changmao had made several jars of sweet-scented osmanthus thick wine when the sweet-scented osmanthus was just in bloom.

Absolutely did not run away!

As soon as the day dawned, Chang Xiu'an wandered to the backyard of the school with his fan - don't ask why he still does it when it's cold - it's the time for the schoolchildren's morning class, the sound of reading aloud is accompanied by the cool wind, Not a bad day.

"Are you sober, little Taohuaer?" Chang Xiu'an leaned close to the tree trunk and asked softly.The peach tree trembled almost invisibly, and a few petals fell.Chang Xiu'an straightened up again, and said loudly: "Then I'll come back in the afternoon." Then he left the school with a smile.

When Chang Xiu'an walked a little farther, heads popped out from under the peach tree, looked in the direction where Chang Xiu'an left for a while, and then slowly revealed his entire figure.Well, still wearing a green shirt, with a pink and white face, it is that little peach blossom essence.I saw him frowning finely, squatting down hugging the tree trunk, looking at the peach blossom tree that no one can hug, and the wrist that can hold firmly with one hand.

"What should I do!" Little Peach Blossom Essence covered her head, feeling really worried.

Just two hours after noon, which is the hottest time of the day, Chang Xiu'an came.He tapped the tree trunk twice with his fan, and called out, "Little Peach Blossom." The peach blossom essence came out slowly.

"Da Xian."

Chang Xiu'an hummed, thinking of the two jars of sweet-scented osmanthus wine, he asked: "Did you steal the sweet-scented osmanthus wine from that room east of Ding Changmao's house?" Peach Blossom Essence hesitated a few times, then replied: "...It's me." The voice was barely audible.Looking at the Peach Blossom Essence who was about to bury herself in the tree trunk, Chang Xiu'an smiled, and the Peach Blossom Essence trembled a little.

"Then let me ask you again. Did you go to Ding Changmao's house to steal the wine these days from the third to ninth day?" The little peach blossom spirit lowered her head, leaned against the tree trunk, and replied in a low voice: "Yes, yes." Then Gone.

Chang Xiu'an hilariously pulled Xiao Taohua'er out of the tree trunk, and Xiao Taohua stretched out her arms and hugged the tree trunk and cried, "I dare not, Great Immortal! Great Immortal, please let me go!"

Chang Xiu'an said: "I didn't say what to do with you, what are you afraid of." Xiao Taohua cried out of breath: "The Great Immortal is a god who wants to get rid of demons!" Now Chang Xiu'an really laughed: " I won't get rid of you, don't be afraid." After thinking about it, he dragged the man over, hugging and coaxing: "Well, don't be afraid, I won't get rid of you."

This Peach Blossom Essence is estimated to have just transformed into form not long ago, and its cultivation base is very weak.For ruthless things like plants and trees, it is much more difficult to cultivate into a demon than ordinary spiritual animals. In addition to the right time and place, it also depends on luck.It's not uncommon for these people to have some perception, but it's not uncommon for people to treat them like ordinary grass and trees.This peach blossom essence has only been able to transform into a human form in a few hundred years... Chang Xiu calmed down, it seemed that it would be good to stay by his side.

The Peach Blossom Essence in her arms saw that Chang Xiu'an hadn't moved, and wanted to break away from Chang Shenxian.As soon as he moved, Chang Xiuan brought him back again, his nose sore and he felt that he was going to die this time.Well, I cried again.Chang Xiu'an saw it, so he had no choice but to let go.As soon as he let go, the little peach blossom essence hid in the trunk with a whimper.The person was gone, but the tree was still shaking slightly. "Hey, hey, it's not okay to be so timid." Chang Xiu'an thought, but continued to make things difficult for Xiao Peach Blossom Essence.Cough, although the gods don't think it's embarrassing.

This matter was settled, and Chang Shenxian began to worry about how to return Ding Dachangmao's stolen wine.If something happened to my mountain, of course it was the dereliction of duty of the god in charge of the mountain!

Chang Xiu'an thought this way and went to the back yard of the school again.

"Little Taohua, I have something to discuss with you." Xiao Taohua appeared and said in a low voice, "Why is the Great Immortal looking for me?"

Chang Xiu'an: "Can you bear peaches?"

"Ah?!" Xiao Taohua was stunned for a moment, and then replied in a low voice: "It...hasn't come to fruition yet."

Chang Xiu'an said: "Forget it then." He let Xiao Taohua go back.

So, Xiao Taohua hugged the tree trunk and didn't know why.

Recently, the eldest son of Carpenter Liu's family in Dongtou is getting married, and he is marrying Cheng Hexiu, the daughter of the Cheng family.All three generations of the Liu family have been carpenters with good craftsmanship.There are only two sons in the Liu family. The youngest son, Liu Min, is studying abroad. It is said that he will go to the examination of scholar in the future.The eldest son, Liu Qi, has learned from Liu Mingjie's craft and is more careful than Carpenter Liu.Make a small cabinet and chair for my aunt and aunt, with flowers, birds and birds carved on it.But more than three months ago, Liu Qi began to refuse work, saying that there was work at hand and he couldn't do it.Whose job is this detailed question?The honest boy blushed and stopped talking.So the neighbors began to spread rumors that the Liu family boy had a crush on some girl.Some people are curious about whose family the girl is, and some people are curious about what kind of work they do.

Until the Liu family went to the Cheng family to propose a marriage, the eldest son of the Liu family blushed every time he went out, causing the neighbors around him to laugh non-stop.

On the wedding day, it was very lively.Chang Xiu'an is sitting on the roof, oh, why does Chang Shenxian always sit on the roof.Cough, this is the only way to feel like overlooking all living beings!

Chang Xiu'an chuckled, "Ding Changmao's wine."

In front of the house, the bride got off the sedan chair, and let the elder brother of the Cheng family carry her into the door.Afterwards, the paper skin of the firecracker was even more red all over the floor, and there were crackling sounds all over the ears.

Chang Xiu'an also followed the crowd into the house.

"Bow to heaven and earth." The newcomer turned around and bowed to the sky.

"Second obeisance to the high hall." The parents of the two families dressed in new clothes were happy.After receiving the respected tea from the newcomer, he returned a red envelope and stuffed it back.

"Send it to the bridal chamber!" The firecrackers outside were set off at once, and the crackling and human voices shook Chang Xiu'an's head.Chang Shenxian found a corner, secretly touched the jar of wine and drank it.Anyway, with so many people, I can't find anyone who drank this jar of wine, right?

Chang Shenxian secretly nested in the corner drinking and muttered to himself while watching: "There are more and more tricks to pour wine." Turning around the table, he saw a white and tender hand with a little baby fat and quickly grabbed it. The longan on the table was hidden under the table again.

Xiao Taohua felt that she picked a good time and a good place.All these people are going to make trouble in the bridal chamber, and the bridegroom is busy, and the wedding wine is placed on the sidelines, and there are already no people around.

Xiao Taohua ate with peace of mind until her cheeks swelled up, she pursed her mouth from time to time and spit out the fruit core.After eating the handful in her hand, Xiao Taohua squatted under the table again and stretched out her hand to grab the fruit—but she couldn't reach it no matter what.

"We were here just now." Xiao Taohua withdrew her hand awkwardly, lifted the tablecloth and prepared to crawl out.Suddenly there was a gust of wind, and someone lifted the tablecloth.Xiao Taohua looked up and saw the fairy who was grabbing him to steal wine.

Chang Xiu'an squatted down, followed Xiao Taohua and looked at each other, watching him kneeling on the ground whether he was going to crawl or not.He smiled and said, "Xiao Taohua, I haven't seen you for a while."

Xiao Taohua felt that she and this god were incompatible (...what kind of saying is this?) Otherwise, why would everyone be caught doing bad things!It's so annoying!

"Well, Daxian," Xiao Taohua withdrew her hand on the ground, wiped herself awkwardly, and said, "I... I didn't steal... um... eat, they all left and don't want to eat, um ...Well...so I..." Xiao Taohua rubbed her clothes harder and harder. "I...I...um..." Moaning, I couldn't get out the next half of the sentence.

The Elder Immortal squatted on the ground, coaxing: "Well, so what's wrong with you." In Xiao Taohua's ears, this sentence was: "You let me catch you first! You are finished."

Xiao Taohua thought: "I'm finished!" After thinking about it, she began to cry.

Chang Xiu'an was depressed, why did he cry again, he cried whenever he saw me, do I look so much like a Shura desha!

Chang Xiu'an: "Good boy, don't cry. You can eat whatever you want, I'm not here to stop you from eating."

Little Peach Blossom: woo woo woo woo

Chang Xiu'an: "I... didn't steal your food, well, I'll give you all the fruits."

Little Peach Blossom: Ugh...

Chang Xiu'an: "Be good, be good, hold back your tears!"

Little Peach Blossom: ...

So Xiao Taohua held back her tears, only hiccupping.

"Good boy." Chang Xiu'an carried a bag of fruit in his clothes, and now sitting on the roof of the firewood house, he finally freed his hands, and stuffed some longan and oranges into Xiao Peach Blossom's arms.

Xiao Taohua hiccupped tremblingly, eating herself into a hamster with round cheeks.

Taking advantage of this time, Immortal Chang taught him: "Don't cry like this, you are also a peach blossom essence with wisdom roots. You are also a powerful big monster when you practice cultivation." Xiao Taohua hiccupped and choked when he heard the monster.

Chang Xiu'an said to himself again: "Of course, you won't be able to become a big monster in 1000 years like you are now." While talking, Chang Xiu'an hiccupped, and the smell of alcohol rushed straight to his forehead, making him even more dizzy , and said incoherently: "How can you make things happen with a crying bag. Follow me, follow me."

With bright eyes, Xiao Taohua said to Chang Shenxian who was about to pass out, "I... can I become powerful if I follow you?! Then can I leave this village? I... I want to go to the town. Will you take me to the town? The dolls in the school said that there are delicious mung bean cakes in the town, um, and mincemeat cakes, which are also delicious, and... there are also silver rolls, Longxu Cake, Red Bean Paste Cake, Walnut Cake, Almond Cake, Bazhen Cake, Misandao, as well as hemp flowers, purple rice with eight treasures rice, longevity peaches, eel noodles are also delicious! Hmm, and... "The more Xiao Taohua talked, the brighter her eyes became, her saliva was drawn to her body by these delicacies, and she wished she could run to the town immediately.Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat!

Xiao Taohua turned her head overjoyed, and said, "Daxian, I will follow you, will you take me there? Daxian, will you take me to eat?" But Chang Shenxian had already fallen asleep, with his head tilted and mouth open, and Xiaoxian Small snoring, especially ugly sleeping.Xiao Taohua pouted her mouth and wanted to cry again, she was so wronged: "Daxian, why did you fall asleep! Daxian, did you hear that? Didn't you, Daxian, want to take me to eat? Hemp flowers! Silver rolls! woo woo woo woo!"

...That's why you can't believe what a drunk person says, my dear peach blossom! (cough cough)