drunk peach

Chapter 3．

Chang Shenxian had a dream. In the dream, there was a fat head, big ears, bright forehead, thick lips, red face and double chin... who?With a terrified face—it’s a pity that the face is too big, too fleshy, and the expression effect is not very good—yelled at him:

"A bad omen! This is a bad omen!" Then, shaking his fat body, he wanted to pounce on him, and kept saying, "If you want to get rid of this omen, you have to use my secret recipe for 49 days. It is made by the ancient method, with the spider silk from the sky, and made of the ice core of a thousand years. There are only two left in the world. Except for my hand, the other one is missing. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the only one in the world. This is to get rid of evil spirits , nourishing, cultivating..."

Chang Xiu'an avoids the fat man, don't run away and complain in his heart: "...you talk too much, you fat man! What needs you to use so many attributives to describe it? Is the only thing in the world that you accidentally shake off your jaw?" Please stick it back to your own face, okay? The one on your face is about to fall off, please give it a hand, oh, who the hell are you after talking about it for a long time? I know if you are tired after chasing me, you..."

Dead fat man: "...you must buy this." Kicked away by Chang Shenxian, he crawled over persistently: "You are worth having, don't miss it when you pass by." After finishing speaking, he took out a cloth bag from his arms , Fenfenbaibai still embroidered with flowers!The fat man carefully unwrapped the cloth bag with his index finger and thumb.

Chang Xiu'an had a disgusted expression on his face: ...Your little finger is still sticking up!

Under Chang Shenxian's curious eyes, the fat man carefully weighed out one, which looked like a snack for nothing.I only heard Fatty's introduction: "Sweet and soft, with endless aftertaste, the world's treasure, silver silk roll!"

Chang Xiu'an felt embarrassed, and blurted out: "...Damn it, it's really delicious."

Chang Xiu'an raised his head, thinking that no matter what, he must beat the fat man to death this time, but he found that the fat man holding the silver silk scroll had turned into the peach blossom spirit, and the little peach blossom's eyes were shining brightly. Said to Chang Xiuan:

"Sweet and soft, with endless aftertaste, the world's treasure, silver silk roll!"

...What a mess!

When Chang Shenxian woke up, he was still muttering: "Sweet and soft, with endless aftertaste." Sitting up: "...silver silk roll."

"...Silver coil?"

Chang Shenxian climbed down the roof, and accidentally stepped on another tile: "...the aftertaste is endless." When he walked to the river, he splashed his face with water, stared at the boulder in the water in a daze, and kept circulating in his mind:

"... sweet... soft and waxy... endless aftertaste... silver silk roll!"

Chang Shenxian covered her face in pain.

Today, Peach Blossom Essence took the initiative to come over, with a look of seeking, hesitating to speak and shyly following behind Chang Shenxian.

Chang Shenxian took him from the gate of Ding Changmao to the backyard, watched them build a fire and make wine for a while, and then went to Zhang Butcher's house, where he saw his wife and the daughter-in-law of the Chen family next door making rice cakes.Rural women have great strength.Then I wandered to the field to watch the villagers loosen the soil and plant flat cabbage in the field after harvesting the rice.besides……

Chang Shenxian looked at Xiao Taohua behind him: "This... If you don't take the initiative to speak up, you can't stand being stared at by such fiery eyes."

"Hey, little Taohua, why are you looking for me today." Chang Xiu'an had no choice but to ask.

"Well, it's nothing... if... Daxian is inconvenient... um." How embarrassing!Can't say it!

"……what."

"It's not a big deal, if Daxian is not free," Xiao Taohua said as if she had made up her mind, "Forget it!"

...so what the hell is it!

In the end, to be a fairy, you have to look like a fairy. You must not break your promise and can’t think of anything. It’s too rude. Chang Xianxian remembered the sweet and soft silver silk roll!

"Silver coil?"

Xiao Taohua's eyes brightened a little.Chang Xiu'an thought, probably when he was drunk, he agreed to take him to eat silver rolls.

"Daxian, you are so kind!"

... Xiao Taohua's gaze became even hotter!But where to get silver rolls!

No one in the village makes silver thread rolls, but there are quite a lot of sweet-scented osmanthus cakes.So Chang Xiu'an had no choice but to coax the peach blossom essence with two pieces of sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

"Silver scrolls are only sold in the town. Your cultivation base is too weak to leave here."

"Osmanthus cake is also delicious."

"I'm a god and I don't have money for those who take things from mortals...those vulgar things."

"...If you take too much to let people find out, you should try something new."

Look, presenting the facts and reasoning, Chang Xiu'an is still a good god.

Xiao Taohua: "...Even if you can take me to the town, you don't have the money to buy it!"

Chang Shenxian: "Cough... hurry up!"

The "new born" Peach Blossom Essence is full of curiosity - especially when it comes to food.This is very hard for the gods.For example, Chang Shenxian and Xiao Taohua squatted in someone's kitchen today, and Xiao Taohua insisted on eating the chicken balls.Chang Shenxian dragged the boy away, and came back to squatting in the kitchen in a blink of an eye.This goblin's cultivation base is weak, Chang Shenxian was afraid that it would be bad if he accidentally showed his original shape.So I had to present the facts, um, to be reasonable:

"Taohua, you can't eat this chicken, um, it's going to be killed, so you won't be able to cultivate into a fairy."

"You can't eat that egg custard either."

"No, this dish is fried with meat, let's go."

"Oh, why don't you cry, hold back your tears."

"Then I'll get you those two vegetarian meatballs, you come with me."

In the end, Chang Shenxian secretly took two balls and stuffed Peach Blossom Essence into his mouth, and dragged him away. (Why have you never thought that meatballs can be fried in lard!)

Chang Shenxian thought: "It's a sin, it's a sin." First it was sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and now it's vegetable balls.Chang Shenxian looked at the Peach Blossom Essence with an unhappy expression on his face, saying: "If you don't pull me, I'll be full by now, heh heh heh!"

Chang Shenxian thought: "Aren't you scared to death when you saw me before? What's the matter now—what did I say when I was drunk!" Yes, congratulations!)

Chang Shenxian suddenly thought that during the time when he hadn't looked at him before, he must have been stealing like this.To let people find out is not to scare the villagers to death.

"Taohua, let me ask you, did you eat like this in other people's kitchens a few days ago?"

"Huh?...I'm eating fruit at Liu...um...his house."

Chang Shenxian secretly thought that fortunately, the Liu family's wedding was in a hurry, and they had to catch up with the auspicious day of the eighth day of the lunar new year.Those who eat fruit are probably not counted all day long.

"It's nice not to come out and scare people." (...)

Chang Shenxian has been feeling very bad lately. She is clinging to her with a peach blossom spirit who is not familiar with the world. She is both a father and a mother.No time to wander around!

"Taohua, you can't act badly and move to someone's house just because their child kicked you. Look at how sad their baby is crying."

"Don't steal other people's things. You take three out of five yuan. That's too much."

"...The peach blossoms should be thanked long ago. It's almost winter and you can't open them. Not for the sake of looking good!"

"You have to practice, do you know how to practice? Only after you have cultivated can you become a big peach blossom!"

"Here, follow me to learn"

"..."

"Why does Peach Blossom Essence love to sleep so much!"

Chang Shenxian was drooling when he saw the Peach Blossom Essence fell asleep on the ground, his legs were still crossed.He had no choice but to stand up with a sigh, and sneaked into Gu Changgu's house not far away.His family is making jujube steamed buns tonight, and stealing two for Xiao Taohua to eat tomorrow morning.

Chang Shenxian held two steamed buns in his arms, held the peach blossom essence and put him on the peach blossom tree in the school.Watching his limbs spread limply on the tree, a strong fragrance of flowers wafted out, and then he disappeared, leaving behind petals on the ground.

Chang Shenxian: "..."

"I told you not to bloom. You are a peach blossom, not a plum blossom. There are so many petals!"

Chang Xiu'an touched the fan, and sighed following the sky: ""I have lived back for hundreds of years, and I am a fairy and an old lady. "

But one day the little peach blossoms will turn into big peach blossoms, well, thinking about it, it's still very majestic.Hehe, thinking about it this way, Chang Shenxian is happy again.

Walking out of the school, Chang Shenxian suddenly smelled a demonic aura.Speaking of which, the boundaries of this village are not very good, and there is a very good spiritual land not far from the edge, and all the fairies who can escape go there.Occasionally, a few came and stopped for a while and ran there, but it was very clean.So Chang Shenxian thought that he was coming to the top again, wondering whether he should collect tolls in the future, and walked away.

But this time Chang Shenxian was wrong.Waiting for the fairy to go far away.A young man in his twenties walked out of the school wall. Wearing a long gown, he looked like a scholar. It was the golden pupils that looked strange under the moonlight.