Grip the claw, you are also cheating!

Phoenix Mountain has become the number one favorite of donkey friends and mountaineering enthusiasts in recent years. The reason is simple and rude. It is easy to climb the mountain, the scenery is majestic and magnificent, and the tickets for scenic spots are cheap.

It is not easy to kill people, and you can enjoy the excellent scenery second only to Huangshan. It is also suitable for young couples to split their sentiments along the way. Coupled with the recent overwhelming marketing advertisements, the tourism development on Phoenix has made investors smile.

At [-] o'clock in the evening, the postures of the people in the security room of the Phoenix Mountain service area were all kinds of strange. Those who crossed their legs, those who dozed on their stomachs, those who held their mobile phones to browse games, and those who swiped their arms to browse the web, none of them were on duty seriously.

The sound of "bang bang bang" slammed the door and ruptured their eardrums.

"Someone is here! Something big happened! Someone died! Someone jumped down the mountain!!! Help!!!!!!"

Everyone in the security room was startled, dumbfounded, and looked at the sky speechlessly.Frankly speaking, there are restrictions on the opening hours of such tourist attractions, such as when you can no longer climb the mountain after a certain time, the obvious rhetoric is for safety hazards.It's a pity, because it's too safe here, no one thinks that something will happen. The so-called time when you can't enter the mountain, and what time you must leave the scenic spot is nothing more than trickery, it's all about self-consciousness.

Everyone's first reaction was, damn it, who the hell wants to die on the roof of his own building, and ran all the way to Phoenix Mountain, whose fault is this?Fuck, let them go into the mountains to save people now, these black lights and blind people, whoever does it will do it!

Everyone looked at me, came and looked at you, looked and looked, the meaning in the eyes was very clear.

"I can not."

"Neither can I."

"It's such a coincidence, I can't do it either."

"Oh, I can't."

In the end, the poor help-seeker took out his mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a "1". The flashlight went up the hill.

Twelve hours later, in the infirmary of the scenic spot, on a rusty hospital bed, a person closed his eyes tightly, showing no signs of waking up, but his hands and feet were dancing in the air with teeth and claws.

"Senior brother! The outcome of this round is uncertain, and the future will last forever. Let's fight again in another day!"

"You and I, brothers and sisters, have depended on each other since we were young and practiced together. You walk on your Yangguan way, and I walk on my single-plank bridge. What's wrong, you are fighting against me?"

"If you don't give or don't give, just don't give! You are so amazing! You, you, you, you are invincible! You bully me, junior brother! Master's coffin can't be held down!"

Ye Shubei's eyebrows were tightly closed, he swung his arms and kicked his legs, talking nonsense like a madman.

There were two other people standing beside him in the infirmary. Seeing him like this, no one dared to approach him.

Ye Shuben showed no signs of calming down, kicking and kicking, talking nonsense, and the whole bed "creaked" announcing the fate that it was about to collapse.

One of them couldn't bear it anymore, and said: "Let's wake him up, what if the bed collapses and he is paralyzed from the fall?"

The other person frowned suddenly, this matter is not easy, "No, look at how much strength this is, this past must be harmful to others, I think we might as well knock him out!"

"Okay! Let's do it!"

Together, the two walked around the room for a long time, saw the mop hanging behind the door, picked up the handle of the mop, and walked lightly to the bed.

"I count one, two, three, close your eyes and knock on it?"

"to make!"

"One~~two~~~three~~~~~"

The person on the bed suddenly opened his eyes.

The wild dog is a vast expanse of whiteness, and vaguely sees two figures standing in front of him, with strange faces, but the thing in his hand is not unfamiliar, it is the brother's whisk!

Fuck, the senior is right in front of my eyes!What does he want to do?Sneak attack?Assault?I pooh you are a decent family!Still playing these vicious and dirty tricks!

That's not right, I remember that in the end, I and my senior brother fought on the top of Mount Hua for seven days and seven nights, and we couldn't tell the winner.

Sure enough, it was the senior brother, and he recovered one step faster than himself, and the whisk in the senior brother's hand happened to be what he feared the most, every time it entangled himself, he couldn't move, presumably God would kill me!

"Senior brother! It seems that the friendship between you and my senior brother has really come to an end! Well, since you are ruthless, then don't blame me for being ungrateful! Come! Give me a slap!"

The two of them saw that Ye Shubei suddenly woke up, and seemed to be getting more seriously ill. They were talking nonsense like crazy. Could it be that they fell stupidly from such an unscientific height?

Well, it must be because of this!

But seeing that Ye Shubei looked deathly at home, he jumped up, took a solid horse step on the crumbling hospital bed, raised his right hand and slashed at the two of them, he had to admit in his heart that this The momentum is still terrifying.

Instinctively use the mop to block it, only to hear a "click", and the body is completely destroyed, and one piece is cut into two.And those two people obviously felt a powerful force shake their bodies, and they took several steps back in an instant.

One of them was furious: "Damn it, Ye Shubei, you are so fucking serious! The black belt is amazing! You have a face to your good brother who was born and died!"

Another person echoed: "It's too much! It's too much! If I hadn't traveled all the way to the security room to beg you, you would have turned into a fucking mummy, and you beat your own brother after you woke up, you scum!"

Yegou Sanren didn't listen to what they were saying at all, and stared blankly at the broken Buddha dust!Brother's fly whisk was unexpectedly destroyed by him!

What does this show?

It means that senior brother is no longer his opponent!He will soon be number one in the world!

The two looked at Ye Shubei stupidly at the mop, looking like a fool, and weighed it up in their hearts, wondering if it was really a broken brain?Ye Shubei said that his fists would never be pointed at his brother, so the only reason why he can make a move today is because his brain is broken.

In an instant, the two felt guilty. What they said just now seemed to be too serious, so I apologize!It's not enough to apologize.

"Okay, Ye Shubei, you lie down quickly, I said something serious just now, brother, I apologize to you. But, brother, what you said just now is not adulterated, it's not that we hurried down the mountain to call for someone to save you Yes! We have reached the top of the mountain! I don’t usually like sports, but today it seemed to kill me. It took me an hour and a half to rush down the mountain, and I didn’t even reach one third of the mountain. My leg sprained, and I carried him on my back to finish the remaining two-thirds of the run, and called someone to rescue you, if you don’t believe me, go to the security room of the scenic spot after you recover.”

The other person echoed, "Yes, yes, that's it! Brother, we are sorry for you!"

The man cast a cautious glance at the other man, as if wondering if he should bring up the subject at such an awkward time.The other person noticed that he was looking at him, nodded slightly, and the meaning was clear, let's talk!

Seeing that the mop was broken, the man was inexplicably frightened, and had no intention of going forward, and shouted from the air, "I said Ye Shubei, isn't he just a junior, what can't you think about, let alone what I said before , you'd better not harm other people's naive and romantic primary school students, who have just entered university, and it's time to establish a correct outlook on life and the world, and if you disturb him like this, their world will collapse, okay?"

The other person continued to echo, "Yes, yes, that's it! I was so frightened that I developed a high fever for three days, and lay in the hospital for another month. After I recovered, I didn't even dare to go to school. It's easy, why harm others. There are rumors in the school now, and he guesses that the rumors will not dissipate, so he will not dare to go back."

"We have known each other for so many years, no matter what you look like, the three of us are of one mind, and we will never dislike you no matter what you say! But this gay thing, it's really not nice to say it on the surface. Doing this in school The matter is indeed against public morality, I think you just let this poor little boy go."

"Yes, yes, that's it! Let's not talk about other things for the time being. The gay thing has become a big deal, and it has affected you. After all, gays, ahem, the social acceptance is too low. I heard that the teaching office I also know about this, so I guess I have to punish you. You said that although our school is not 211 or 285, our major is also well-known outside the school. I am afraid that the school will abandon the son to protect the handsome. When the time comes You were dismissed by the school, and it will be hard to find a job after that!"

"The two of us have thought about it for you for a long time. The best solution is to go to the elementary school boy and make it clear that those previous mistakes were just misunderstandings. Then you have to let him say that you are not a gay. The victim has spoken. , this gossip will naturally end."

"Yes, yes, that's it! Ye Shubei, let me tell you, no matter what you do, you can't commit suicide again. You want to scare us to death! And this way of death is too ugly. Cracked brains, missing limbs, not even a whole body, there will definitely be problems in reincarnation in this next life, if you are still a gay in the next life, then what will you do!"

In short, every word you said to these two people, I said every word to the point, and almost burst into tears.

Wild Dog Sanren has been staring at the mop that has been cut in two. Originally, he was immersed in the great joy of defeating his senior brother, but he was annoyed by the sparrow chirping of these two people. Looking up, the two people He looks completely different from his brother!

Then why is the whisk in the hands of the two of them?Could it be that senior brother is in trouble?When I think of my senior brother being defeated by someone other than myself, I feel extremely aggrieved.

Looking down again, this problem came.

Compared with the whisk in the hands of the senior brother, this piece of two parts looks like but not quite like it. The thing in the hands of the senior brother is definitely a rare fairy artifact in the world. The handle of the whisk is made of a thousand-year-old wood, and the beast in the front part Mao is from an ancient spirit beast tamed by the patriarch.In short, from beginning to end, from top to bottom, it is all excellent and excellent things.

But this nondescript thing in front of me is rough in wood, and just now I put my palm on it, and it was faintly pierced by wooden thorns. As for the animal hair on it, it is even more weird. The hairy tentacles are weird, and there is a faint musty smell , This is not like the Buddha dust in the hands of the senior brother!

The wild dog Sanren was shocked by this, and his sanity returned to seven or eight points, and he came to the conclusion that this thing is not the buddha dust of the senior brother, and he was not beaten to death by the senior brother, so it is very likely that he beat the senior brother. died. . .

The two people in front of them were dressed in strange clothes, and what they said was extremely incomprehensible. Let's not discuss the clothes for the time being. The world is big, there are many countries, and there are many religions. Maybe it is the clothes of a famous Taoist school elsewhere.

It is necessary to delve into what these two people said, but they have said so much, and they only mentioned the words "primary school boy" and "gay guy" repeatedly.

But he has no idea what these five words mean.

Wild Dog Sanren was also tired from standing, so he sat back on the bed that was constantly creaking. There were too many questions, so I asked the important ones first.

"I don't know who the two young masters are? Gui Geng this year? I don't know what sect and sect they studied under? What's the meaning of this elementary school boy and homosexual?"

Yegou Sanren felt that he had chosen these questions first, and he always did it when he saw the tricks.

Suddenly felt something was wrong, and added another sentence, "May I ask if you two have ever seen my senior brother, Taoist Xianhe?"