Grip the claw, you are also cheating!

The two stood there blankly for a while, they were not illiterate, they had also passed the nine-year compulsory education, the five-year college entrance examination and the three-year imitation, all the way PK brushed copies and got into a university that was still eye-catching. Naturally, Ye Shubei's brevity Clear questioning can read every word.

But it's like doing the CET-[-] and CET-[-] English exam questions. I can understand every word, but these words are connected into a sentence, so I don't understand the meaning behind the words.

One of them could only choose the one who could understand and answer first, but when he saw Ye Shubei who seemed to be possessed by a demon, he stammered and stammered, "Primary school boy...that is...the one who entered university later than you... ...student...this gay...it's you..."

The other man rolled his eyes and added: "Why are you pretending to be stupid? They say they don't dislike you anymore. Gay guys just mean they like men, so ask them knowingly."

Wild Dog Sanxin said, what the hell is it that he entered college later than himself?No matter where the university is, the elementary school student does not mean his own junior!

Just after digesting these words, I was horrified by the later sentence that I like men!

he. . .He turned out to be a broken sleeve? ? ?

The wild dog Sanren spent three seconds recalling his short life, and he couldn't help feeling a lot of emotion, speechless.

He entered Taoism at an early age, learned from famous sects, and betrayed his teacher halfway through (the world's opinion of him), and was despised by fellow Taoists all over the world. The conclusion), who had been with him for decades, was invited by Taoist Xianhe, a senior brother who "respected each other like a guest", to the top of Huashan Mountain, and wanted to use the high-sounding reason of competition to cover up the fact that he had betrayed his master, deceived his master and exterminated his ancestors. only.

Yegou Sanren said that he is not out of his mind, he can even remember clearly the small past events of drinking and eating meat, being lazy, and being mischievous in the teacher's school, but he does not remember that he is a broken sleeve.

Bah, bah, bah, it's not that I don't remember, but it's not at all!He was sure and sure, he never had any ill intentions towards the juniors, and it was even more impossible for him to be a heinous broken sleeve!

Those two people didn't notice Ye Shubei's strange and complicated expression changes at all, and they were still racking their brains to pick out some answers that could be answered from the strange question just now.

"Under Song Haoqing!"

"I'm Xiao Zhengyi!"

What the hell, neurosis seems to be contagious. . .

In short, after these two people answered these questions, they were sure and certain that Ye Shubei had something wrong with his mind.

There is only such a pitiful infirmary in this scenic spot, plus a barefoot doctor who can't even tell the difference between saline and glucose. It seems that he has to hurry back, at least there can be a decent third-level hospital in the provincial capital.

The two glanced at each other, everything was kept silent, they could fully understand each other's thoughts, and nodded in sync.

Xiao Zhengyi comforted him with sympathy: "Ye Shubei, don't worry, you can lie down for another night and go back tomorrow. I will find you a good hospital, and you will be fine!"

Song Haoqing immediately echoed, "Yes, yes, that's it! You have a good rest, I'll buy you something to eat, what do you want to eat?"

Hearing about the food, the Wild Dog Sanren became excited, what do you want to eat?What he loves most in his life is drinking and eating meat. The days when he drank heavily and ate meat were really refreshing.

In fact, in the days of traveling and practicing, he was almost never so happy. The reason is very simple, he was poor and could not afford it.

I'm going to get you something to eat. . .Can he understand this as inviting him to dinner?If not, he would have to pay for the money himself in the end. He who only has a few pennies all the year round, where did he get the money.

Thinking of this, he subconsciously groped into the wide sleeve, but after groping for a long time, he realized that his hand could not even be stuffed into the cuff.Taking a closer look, the originally wide and fluffy cuffs are now as narrow as the thickness of a wrist.That's all, the white underwear always looks weird, and it exudes an inexplicable strange smell.

"Where is my Taoist robe?"

"..."

Wild Dog Sanren jumped off the bed and began to rummage through boxes and chests to find them, with a tendency to break ground.

At this moment, he is completely awake, and everything he sees is weird!Extremely weird! ! !

Although the bed, cabinets, and chairs in this room are [-]% similar to the ones I lived in before, but something is not quite right, he ran back and forth, even turned around in corners.

Xiao Zhengyi thought he was looking for clothes, so he unzipped the white travel bag, took out a set of Ye Shubei's blue sportswear, and handed it to him kindly, "Your clothes..."

Wild Dog Sanren took the complete set of sportswear, looked left and right, up and down, and even trembled, he swore it was definitely not his blue robe.This set of sportswear is tight, although it feels good to the touch, but the most important thing is that it doesn't have any fairy spirit! ! !

A cultivator wears a long tunic with fluffy cuffs, as if walking on clouds, that's a fairy spirit!understand!

What the hell is this suit of clothes? It's so blue that it doesn't look good at all, it's not fairy-like at all, and there are some strange ghost symbols on it

, it looks a bit like a symbol on a talisman seal, but it doesn't quite look like it.

The result is that compared with the things he is familiar with, everything here is absolutely not, and it is somewhat similar, but it is not!

Wild Dog Sanren threw away his clothes, and the biggest problem was that the back of his neck always felt empty, and when he walked, there was always wind blowing into it.

After touching the back of the neck like this, he was immediately shocked and dumbfounded!

Seeing his appearance, Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing thought he was missing something, and kindly asked, "What are you looking for?"

"My hair!"

"..."

What Yegou Sanren is most proud of is not his cultivation, nor his appearance, no, no, he has 12 confidence in his appearance, but compared to his appearance, he is most proud of his hair that seems to be dyed with ink. long hair.Every time it blows up with the wind, it can fascinate countless fairies, and the flowers he receives are much more admired than his senior brother.

Wild Dog Sanren quickly wandered around the house, no, no, nowhere! ! !He opened the door, didn't even wear shoes, and ran out barefoot.

"..."

"Ye Shubei, where are you going! It's cold outside!"

The wild dogs ran wildly outside, the wind was messy, and by instinct, they trot all the way to the stream and stretched their necks to look in.It's a pity that he can't see anything because he is blind.

Those two men followed closely, out of breath. During this day, they went back and forth to a high mountain. For Xiao Zhengyi, it only took him an hour to trot down the mountain, not counting the weight of Song Haoqing on his back. My calf is still cramping now.The fuck ran another kilometer to chase Ye Shubei, and he swore that if it wasn't for the friendship he made in the past, he would have packed up and gone home long ago.

As soon as they caught up, they saw Ye Shubei diving into the river with all his might. They looked at each other and shouted, "It's not good! People are dying! Someone is going to jump into the river!!! Come on! !!"

One on each side, forcefully pulling Ye Shubei back to the shore.

"Fuck, you're fucking trying to commit suicide, aren't you?"

"Brother, what on earth do you want to do? Do you have to jump off the building in the future? Cut your pulse? Drink □□? Fuck what plan do you have? Tell us all at once, so that we can be prepared."

The wild dog Sanren felt uncomfortable, his hands kept touching the back of his head, the small and prickly touch made him feel aggrieved, he tried to bear the pain to hold one, and pulled it out hard, the length was only an inch.

My heart was bleeding, and I wanted to cry, but I yelled: "My hair is gone! I can't even see what I look like now! I'm not happy!"

"..."

Dragging him back to the house, Song Hao took out a small mirror from his love bag, "Here you are!"

Seeing Ye Shubei's dumbfounded expression, he opened the small foldable mirror, and placed it at an angle that could reflect his face.

Wild Dog Sanren looked at himself in the mirror, and while admiring the effect of high-definition video, he lamented that this is a magic weapon that has never been seen before, but it is much clearer than looking at the stream.

In the end, he was both surprised and satisfied with his appearance. Frankly speaking, his appearance did not undergo any earth-shattering changes.His eyebrows and eyes are still the same, and he is as handsome as a white-faced scholar (this is what his master used to say about him), but his proud hair is indeed gone, and it is so short that it makes Wild Dog San feel extremely sad, but he has to admit, just Such a strange hairstyle suits him quite well.The only shortcoming is that I can't raise the regret of being ecstatic with the wind.

Song Haoqing gently pushed Xiao Zhengyi, pointed at Ye Shubei, then at his brain, and then at his stomach.

The three actions were done in one go, Xiao Zhengyi understood clearly, and said: "Ye Shubei, you should lie on the bed, I will buy you a bowl of noodles, you wait for me."

"I want to eat meat, let's roast a leg of lamb, and boil a pot of wine."

"..."

Song Haoqing and Xiao Zhengyi walked to the door with one hand and one foot, and came from behind, "Remember to keep the wine hot, and eating it cold will hurt your stomach."

"..."

Most of the canteens in the scenic area are full of food that is not full, tastes bad, and the price is too expensive. A bowl of shredded pork noodles with green vegetables costs 40 yuan, which is the cheapest thing they can get their eyes on.

Just now someone was passing behind them with a bowl of noodles. There was only a lump of noodles and two or three yellowed green vegetable leaves inside. Yes, a final surprise for the noodles eaters.

Xiao Zhengyi hesitated for a while, and said, "Ye Shubei said he wants to eat meat, let me take a look. Ah, big noodles! 80 yuan... Hey, Song Haoqing, check it out, is it 80 yuan?"

"Yes yes yes, that's it! You read that right, 80 yuan." Song Haoqing took out a crumpled [-] yuan from his pocket.

Xiao Zhengyi poured Suisheng's wallet over and over again, and there was only 30 yuan in it.

Add two people together, no more, no less, exactly 80 yuan.

Song Haoqing couldn't bear it, "If we buy a big row of noodles, what shall we have for breakfast tomorrow?"

"Hungry for a day, I won't die of hunger, anyway, I will go back to school after half a day in the car."

"rational."

"Wait, shall we have dinner tonight?"

"Brother, Ye Shubei was hurt by love, trapped by love, we'll be fine if we go hungry."

Here Song Haoqing and Xiao Zhengyi spent a huge sum of money to buy big noodles, while the wild dog Sanren on the other side didn't stop. He sat cross-legged on the bed for a while, trying to open his Ren Du Ermai, but he couldn't help it. Knowing what's going on, the body is particularly clumsy, and it's not easy to maneuver.

When meditating, it is the most calming, wild dog Sanren wanders in his thoughts, and has a perfect explanation for everything that is happening in front of him.

The environment he was in was probably not the one he was familiar with. He thought about it, and remembered that the last time he was fighting with his brother in Huashan, these seven days exhausted all the energy and physical strength of the two of them.Wild Dog Sanren also clearly remembered the situation of himself lying on the wet soil dying, which was very horrible. After that, he only felt the drizzle patting his cheek, his whole body was as cold as ice, and then he didn't know anything.

While the two men were away, Daoist Wild Dog took off his underwear and was naked with his breasts exposed. He was very sure that although the face of this body was almost exactly the same as his own, the body was not so identical.

Years of practice and experience have made his body somewhat different, but this one has none at all. Frankly speaking, although it is not as good as the original one, it is still good. It seems that the owner of this body is not a lazy person , I have the habit of exercising all year round, my muscles are strong, my abdomen is flat, I don't have much fat, and my figure can be rated as ninety.

Make do with it, use it first.