[Bottle Evil] 2015 is the right time to get married

I just remembered that this kind of hotel wedding still exists!As Poker-Fing said, the wedding process is arranged by Poker-Face, so I feel relieved to hand it over to him, so I haven't asked much about it.

As for kissing Poker Ping, I must have thought about it in my heart, but it would be embarrassing to do it in public for the sake of getting married. Poker Ping said it very clearly, he was afraid that I would not want to, so he skipped it up.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and felt that it was a pity that I didn't arrange it under such a good reason, and then I probably wouldn't have any chances in the future... I don't know if I can follow up after marriage, although it looks like he is an old fairy He seems not to fall in love with ordinary people like me, but as the saying goes, you get the moon first if you are close to the water. Although I haven't had much communication with him these days, I also have some vague plans about my married life. Thinking that maybe I can take the initiative to try in the future, even if it is difficult for Poker Ping to fall in love with someone, but with the development of the current relationship, it seems that it is relatively easy for him not to resist my approach...

Poker-Face and I met briefly in the auditorium, and then I went to grandma's house and picked him up personally.There are not so many rules in the city, but there is still a general ceremony. The bridesmaid and best man team are naturally Xiuxiu and the other three from Nenniu Wufang. Anyway, they are single dogs who have been single for thousands of years, so they just happen to be my best man.

The meal at noon was served by our brothers, so we simply ate it at the hotel. The fat man said that I looked very tired, and suggested that I go back to Wushanju to rest for a while at noon, and let Poker Fing come to pick up my relatives at two or three o'clock.

The dinner party hasn't started yet, and our group of people is also bored. The blind and fat people are taking Li Cuosuwan downstairs to plot something in Wushanju. I took a nap upstairs, but I didn't really sleep. with.In the afternoon, after changing into my dress, Xiuxiu took a makeup bag and put on some light makeup on me, and then I waited for Pone Youfeng to bring the team over to pick me up.

At two or three o'clock in the afternoon, the wedding car drove into the courtyard of Wu Shanju. I saw Poker Bottle getting out of the car. Everyone was about to go out. Xiuxiu whispered beside me: "Oh," she grabbed my sleeve , "Brother Wu Xie, the makeup bag was left in your room, can you help me get it?"

I didn't suspect him, so I hurried upstairs to help her get it. I searched around but couldn't find it. Then I heard the door being pushed shut, and then there was a sound of locking. I went to push the door again, only to find that the door was locked behind them. I didn't know why, I knocked on the door and called for someone, and I heard Xiao Hua leisurely say at the door: "You just wait inside, he can easily pick you up as soon as he thinks, it's not that easy."

I finally know what these people are plotting without telling me. It turns out that they want to block the door for me. If I had known earlier, I would definitely disapprove of their intentional behavior of embarrassing you. But now I am locked in the room, thinking I can't even get out.

Poker Bottle has already entered the door, and it seems that it has already started underneath. Although I can't see it, there is almost no sound insulation effect on the second floor of the shop, and the movement is clear.

I soon heard Poker Fing ask, "Where's Wu Xie?"

Xiuxiu smiled and said, "I'm waiting for you upstairs, but Brother Zhang, if you want to go up the stairs of Wushanju today, you have to be sincere."

As soon as Xiaohua came down, she happened to be stuck at the stairs, and said, "You have to give red envelopes to the bridesmaids and groomsmen when you meet the bride. You should know this rule, right?"

I immediately heard Zhang Haike jumping below: "Any more red envelopes?! Our patriarch's dowry gold is enough to make a full-length portrait of Wu Xie!"

Xiaohua's speech speed did not change, and she said to him: "Where is your patriarch's wife, you owed me hundreds of millions to win your patriarch two years ago, and I am too embarrassed to cut off his dowry. If you need debts for daily life, you can just make up your mind, just transfer me a few million interest first."

Poker Ping said calmly, "Give it to him."

I was so happy when I heard it, I don't know if Zhang Haike fainted on the spot.

After waiting for 2 minutes, Xiaohua's mobile phone rang a notification tone. It seemed that the money had entered the account, so they put the oil bottle on. They went upstairs and walked about half of the stairs. I was going to test a few questions about Boyoufeng. I listened carefully and found that they were the most common questions, such as my birthday, hobbies, favorite dishes, etc. I was worried because I was afraid that Boyoufeng would not be able to say a word, which would make people suspicious. , just thinking that he can answer whatever he wants, he said I like whatever I like in the future.Unexpectedly, Boyouping answered all of them fluently. He even said that I like to eat sweet wine in summer. I don't know where he knew it. Could it be that he still chatted with my grandma today? up?

The latter ones became more and more demanding, but even the long numbers such as my mobile phone number and ID card, Pokerfing could answer them fluently. The fat man couldn't believe it, and clamored for verification. The mobile phone number is in everyone's mobile phone, of course it is true. Yes, I couldn't help slamming the door and shouting: "The ID card is also correct! Fatty Xiaohua! Let him come up!"

The fat man yelled at me resentfully: "Be naive and reserved! You're right!"

Poker-Face said calmly: "The ID number is on it."

He probably found something, and the fat man said in surprise: "Brother, you still have your marriage certificate with you!"

After verifying that Poker-Finger recited it the first time, of course it was correct. The next question is Xiuxiu, asking him to say a few nicknames for me.

Poker-Face replied innocently, and the fat man immediately vetoed it: "I called innocently, but you never called out brother, it doesn't count."

Xiaohua spoke to the side, and said meaningfully: "Brother Wu Xie was called by me and Xiuxiu."

The blind man is afraid that the world will not be chaotic: "I called the apprentice~"

... I was speechless for a moment, thinking how could there be so many bad friends? Isn't this a clear provocation that Poker Bottle doesn't have a special name for me!The little brother kept calling me Wu Xie, and it's not like they didn't know it, they were simply bullying others blatantly.

I was thinking about jumping off the balcony to help Poker Fing out, and I had already figured out how to drag him to the auditorium, but Poker Fing said, "Xiao Xie."

My whole body froze, and my face suddenly burned, Xiaoxie?This... this is too shameful!Sure enough, he heard everyone booing, and the fat man asked, "When did you call this?"

Poker-Face said calmly: "Wu Xie calls it like this when he is full moon wine."

I was so ashamed that I buried my face in my hands. What kind of inferior name is this? Could Poker Bottle have really attended my Full Moon Bar?

Even if this question passed, they asked what gift Pokerfing had given me. I thought about it for him, thinking about getting rid of the betrothal gift. After saying a word, he said: "Everything about me belongs to Wu Xie."

For the first time, I discovered that this guy is quite good at talking. Everyone below was laughing, and I couldn't help but want to laugh too. Only Pokerfinger's tone was calm, as if he was explaining the facts instead of answering questions.

"In this case, let's change the question," said the fat man, "brother, tell me what Tianzhen gave you."

I thought about it for a while and thought this was the hardest thing to do. I don't think I've ever given Poker Bottle any memorable gift...

I heard the little brother reading one by one: "The ring, the marriage certificate painted by Wu Xie, the scroll written by Wu Xie, my ID card, household registration book, the courtyard of Yucun, and the black gold ancient knife were given ten years ago. , I lost it before, and he gave it away again."

The blind man cursed at the side: "I fished this from the Snake Swamp!"

Poker-Face corrected him: "Wu Xie hired you."

Zhang Haike said weakly from behind: "Patriarch, why do I remember that this knife belongs to our clan..."

Poker-Face disagreed: "Third Uncle originally wanted to give it to Wu Xie, so Wu Xie gave it to him."

I couldn't help laughing, I think this kind of Boyouping is very cute, whoever says our little brother can't talk in the future, I'm in a hurry!

Xiaohua then asked: "Then tell me which one you think is the most precious."

This time, Poker-Face did not speak, and it was quiet for a long time. I heard him slowly say: "Ten years of innocence."

My heart suddenly tightened, it's too foul, this stuffy oil bottle... He looks like this, I am really anxious to run down and marry him...

I listened to his almost perfect answers to their usual or difficult questions, and I thought, are these also prepared by Poker Bottle in advance for the sake of getting married?Fatty and the others came out on a whim today, and they are all our own people. Could it be that Poker-Face deliberately prepared these rhetoric to deal with it?I didn't think it was possible, but at this time, I thought, maybe there are a few words of his truth in it, maybe Poker Bottle cared about me more than I thought when I didn't know it.

"Let me go out!" I knocked on the door and shouted, "You're almost done, don't let me delay the auspicious time!"

"The last level," I heard that they were already at the door, and the blind man's tone was very unbeatable, so I heard him say, "My level is very simple, why don't we let the mute sing a song?"

As soon as he finished speaking, I heard the commotion outside. From the posture, it seemed that Xiaohua, the fat man and the blind man, who didn't give me any peace of mind, actually got into a fight with Poker Bottle at my door!

"Brother!" I was so anxious to kick the door, "Fatty! Fatty! Xiaohua! Blocking the door belongs to blocking the door, don't fight with him!"

These three are considered good players. It is really rare for Poker Ping to fight with them. It is hard to say whether he can fight well. When I heard the sound of someone being kicked to the ground, I shouted anxiously: "Brother still wants to get married!" What! Don't..."

"Wu Xie," Poker Fing said in a deep voice, "back up."

I subconsciously obeyed his order, and immediately took a big step back. The next second, the wooden door was kicked open by him vigorously.

Although I had already stood back a little, I didn't expect him to come so fiercely. I reflexively retreated to hide. Poker Face rushed over to grab me, and immediately picked me up horizontally. It was almost a grab. He and the blind man just got up from the ground, and the fat man was still lying on the handrail of the stairs, shouting at Poker Bottle: "Wait! I still need to find shoes!"

Poker-Face hugged me tightly, walked down the stairs in three steps at a time, and said to him, "Don't look for Xie, I'll take it away."