[Bottle Evil] 2015 is the right time to get married

When I realized it, Poker-Face had already carried me out of the gate of Wushanju. I don’t know who Zhang came from behind to help him open the door. Poker-Face put me on the back seat. My heart was beating wildly, and he bent down I felt like I was about to kiss him!

Zhang Haike came up from behind with a new pair of shoes. Poker-fing got up and talked to him for a few words, then turned to me and said, "They said that they need to change a pair after getting in the car." He said, leaning down again, Help me take off my leather shoes.

I hurriedly held down his hand, and kept saying that I would do it myself, but Pokerfing insisted on putting it on for me: "Let me help you," he said softly, "The meaning of changing shoes is that you will walk with me in the future. "

I wrinkled the hem of my suit into a small piece, and my whole heart seemed to be scalded. What should I do? I was afraid that my marriage would not be over, so I couldn't help but say it. For a moment, I had already forgotten Let’s say that we are playing on the spot, I want to say that I really want to do this, I want to carry all the good meanings, keep everyone’s blessings, I want to get married seriously, and live with boring oil bottles seriously.

Poker bottle helped me put on my shoes, and when he raised his head, he actually asked me, "Can I sit next to you today?"

I suddenly remembered the skirmish we had on the day when I got the license. At that time, I slammed the car door and deliberately didn’t sit with him in the back row. It's guilt, I didn't expect Poker Ping to smile at me lightly after sitting down, and I realized that he did it on purpose!

This bad thing!

Of course I was not reconciled to being teased by him, so I asked him in retaliation: "Why don't you sit far away from me today?"

After listening to Poker Bottle, he looked at me uncertainly, and after a while, he silently moved a little closer to me.

I lowered my head and suppressed a smile, thinking how could this stuffy oil bottle be so cute?Is this the crush filter?I can really like every move he says and does now. Looking back on those things in the past, as long as it is about Poker Bottle, I find it interesting.

The road to the auditorium was a bit far away, and it was four or five o'clock in the evening rush hour, so there was still a traffic jam for a while, but at this time, I was not in a hurry at all, Poyouping was sitting next to me, and we both wore the same suit , wearing a matching tie, and I even hold a small bouquet of flowers in my hand, so that even if I walk on this road for the rest of my life, I am willing to walk side by side like this all the time, and I will never lose him again.

When we arrived at the venue, the guests had already arrived. The master of ceremonies began to read the opening remarks. Poker Ping and the best man entered the venue first. After the bridesmaids, flower girls and ring boys entered the venue, the wedding march sounded. I was led by my father and walked away. After halfway down the red carpet, I came to Poker-Face. My dad let go of my hand, hugged me, and handed me over to Poker-Face.

I looked at my parents, they all looked at me with a smile, I don't know why, my eyes were wet all of a sudden.

Whether I have been chasing the footsteps of Boyouping or fulfilling my plan these years, what I have pursued seems to have succeeded, but until now, for the first time, I have discovered that my parents and uncle are getting old. There is still no news. In the past ten years, I have never been sorry to anyone, but to my family...

When they sent me to Poker Ping with full of blessings, I was in a trance for a moment. I suddenly didn't know what we were doing. Such a solemn ceremony, a wedding with everyone's blessings, my life and his life , can it be held again with another person?

What is real marriage?What is a fake marriage?The guests are serious, my family and friends are serious, and I am serious. What about the stuffy oil bottle?What about the little Zhangs behind him?They surnamed Zhang, do they regard me as the person who stands side by side with their patriarch, or do they just regard me as a tool to celebrate happiness?What kind of mood did Poker Bottle hold me from my father's hand, holding me so tightly?

I followed Pokerfing up to the stage step by step, until I stood in the middle, he was holding me as if he was afraid that I would run away, and I thought of what Pokerfing said just now when he put on my shoes, he said, the future The road is to walk with him.

I have never wished so strongly that this marriage was real.

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The wedding process is cumbersome and complicated. The second uncle is the officiant. He delivered a speech first, and then my dad delivered a speech directly on behalf of both parents. , The marriage testimony blurted out, it was like talking about a cross talk, a few words made the following laugh out loud, it was really a bit level.

All of this was a hot spot. After the parties finished talking, they exchanged oaths and rings. The oaths were just a few sentences, which have been said by countless newcomers for thousands of years. Even so, when I heard Poker Ping said he was willing, I still For a moment, he felt that his heart was not good enough. He probably wouldn't know that when I said I was willing, I was not acting on the occasion, but a willingness to do a fake show.

As for the ring, we both wore it on our hands since the day we saw off at the airport. At first, we were not used to it. Pokerfinger’s fingers are sensitive, so we never took it off. We agreed to buy a new wedding ring later. There was no time. As for now, exchanging rings is just a ceremony, and they are worn again in public.

What is worth mentioning is the next link, because Poker-Face had agreed in advance to remove the kiss, and the master of ceremonies changed it to let us talk about the wedding speech. I don’t need to prepare in advance for this link. Read a few words, no matter what, start with a big atmosphere, for example, the friendship of our companions along the way, I talked about the wonders we have seen, and the most amazing and story-telling partner around me, told us about our journey on the cliff. Singing songs, chanting scriptures in the snowy mountains, drinking wine in the Gobi, watching the moon on the sea... Reminiscing about the past years when I was parted from Poker Ping, I mentioned the past in Tibet, about the Lama Temple in my dream, the dream The ribbon floating in the middle, and where I belong and where I belong in this life... Finally, I look forward to a bright future, such as "We are still an immortal legend under the fireworks..." The speech will soon be When it was over, there was applause from below.

I'm more worried about Boyouping. I don't know if this guy has prepared well. When I handed him the microphone, he didn't speak, but just looked at me.

What's the use of looking at me?I don't even have a teleprompter on my face!

He was silent for dozens of seconds before he said the first sentence: "The first time I met Wu Xie was at his full moon wine."

The guests below probably thought he was joking around, so they all laughed together. When I looked at him, I knew that this guy probably forgot his words, and the only thing left in his mind was my full moon wine.

When I thought about it this way, I couldn't help lowering my head and laughing. I thought it was cute for Poker Fing to forget his words like this and pretend to be serious. He paused for a while, and finally said: "I was away for a while before," he said lightly , "I won't leave in the future."

Unfortunately, he said a total of two sentences, and the last half of the sentence was silent. I heard him clearly.

I pinched the microphone and bit my lips, afraid that I might cry, the host turned on the microphone for him again, and asked him what he just said?Is there anything else to say?Poker bottle was silent for a long time, shook his head and said, it's gone.

I want to laugh and cry again, I feel like Poker Fase deliberately turned off the microphone to say that sentence, he just said that sentence, and this sentence is for me to listen to alone, I think it is enough Yes, he wanted to tell me that the sentence about him not leaving had nothing to do with our real or fake wedding, it was what he wanted to tell me from the bottom of his heart at this time.

Seeing that Poker Ping didn't want to repeat it, the host half-jokingly asked me to share the private message of Poker Poker. How could I be willing to really share it?Just half-jokingly said: "He said he loved me."

The effect of the program was immediately full, and everyone below was booing and applauding. The host took the lead in applauding, and when the audience was quieter, he asked me again: "What about Mr. Wu?"

I looked at Poker Bottle, and then looked at the people below, taking it for granted and sincerely said: "Then do you still need to ask? Of course I love him too."

Naturally, there was another burst of cheers.

I stood on the stage with a smile, thinking that I could enter the next session, when I heard the blind fat man standing up at their table, several people stood up and shouted together: "Kiss one!"

Because the atmosphere in front was so good, most of the guests were quite excited, and they brought the atmosphere of the audience to a climax, shouting "kiss one" one after another.

I didn't expect things to develop like this, so I reflexively went to see Poker Bottle, but he didn't respond, he just looked at me fixedly.

The host probably didn't expect to skip the kiss after exchanging the rings and then go back. Seeing the two of us in a daze, he cautiously asked, "How about... kissing each other?"

I have no choice but to go to see Boyouping again, what should I do, it seems that I can't get through today if I don't kiss?

I thought to myself, on this occasion, even if I really kissed, Poker Ping wouldn't get mad on the spot, or leave me alone and not get married, right?I am also forced to be helpless...

I looked at Pokerfing's lips, and I thought of a common saying: If you have an advantage, don't take advantage of the bastard.

My heart beats faster, so... just kiss?

Chapter 24.5 (Fatty Wang's Marriage Testimony)

*Refer to the Internet for part of the content of the marriage testimony

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Distinguished guests: Hello everyone!

Today, under the order of the two grooms, I, Fatty Wang, will witness the marriage of the two newcomers.

Why do the grooms insist on arresting the fat man as a witness instead of looking for Wu Shanqun, who is handsome and beautiful?I think the main reason for this may be that the fat man looks safe and modest, he will not take away from our two grooms, and it will not pose any threat to the image of our groomsmen in the hearts of the bridesmaids.

I didn't want to take on this important task at first, but I have no choice but to be close buddies with the two grooms. It's unfair to push it, but it's disrespectful, so I have to make a selfless contribution to the beauty of an adult. Anyway, the fat man has assisted them for so many years and dedicated a hundred times. It's not bad This time.

(Lol)

I, Fatty Wang, can be regarded as the one who accompanied the two of them through the ups and downs. Of course, they walked side by side hand in hand. As for me, I used an umbrella for them as a cover, and sometimes acted as a light bulb for them. Looking for a way, and if necessary, he can be an Italian cannon to help these two woods poke the window. It can be said that one person has several roles, and he has seen the romance of the two grooms from acquaintance to love from beginning to end.

Today, the two corners of our Iron Triangle went to draw love, and I didn’t forget to take a lonely corner of my lonely family to play. I left the fat man for 5 minutes on stage. I am really moved. Everyone wants to hear, I will tell you the love story of the two who have been in love for two years and stayed together for ten years.

Let me talk about the lover chasing his husband thousands of miles away, and after ten years of love, we finally get married. Our innocent little man saw his brother 12 years ago, his eyes glowed, [-] love letters, more than [-] words, Wu's heart was messed up, The six gods are restless, the seven schemes are exhausted, the eight faces are exquisite, and they will never forget for a long time, and they will keep the appointment for ten years.

Look at the infatuated man who will never give up in all dangers, a hundred years of loneliness is a thing of the past, our little brother is shouldering the heavy responsibility to the ultimate, and guarding the clouds to see the moonlight, but it is: fall in love at first sight, don't say anything, think twice, be stable, and set five Ingenious tricks, six tricks, seven moves and six captures, eight attacks and eight attacks, tried and tested, ten years of sharpening the sword... Ah no, it's perfect!

Here, I present a limerick to the two newcomers:

Brothers and sisters are not respectful, and when they get married, they knock on the door of the cupboard.

Gambling books disappears with the fragrance of tea, raising chickens and listening to the rain have two rooms.

(pause)

Want to ask where the fat man lives?The chicken coop next door heard the sound of the bed.

(everyone laughs)

Hahaha The last sentence is a joke, but dog food is the freshest, and blessings are the most heartfelt.In short, today I, Fatty Wang, announce here that my two brothers, Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling, have become husband and wife from now on!We will always be united and never leave each other.

Witness: Fatty Wang

Date: An auspicious day in 2015.