i'm a nerd

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"I'm a Brain Residual" Author: Yan Ren

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I am a very perfect man, ah, I am so perfect, perfect, perfect... Well, some people may think that I have a problem with my brain.

Content tags: Huanxi Enemy Mistakes

Search keywords: Protagonist: Doctor Yushi┃Supporting role: Emperor, prime minister, male god, pervert┃Others: a group of people who eat melons

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Chapter 1

Hello everyone, I am a man with thousands of beauties and talents, proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, omnipotent in house robbery, admonishing saints on state affairs, and giving Coke to help the poor...

As we all know, I'm a perfect man (a lot of fog).But unfortunately, I am a time traveler.

As the unique aura of a traveler, I am really a top ten little expert.Relying on my unremitting efforts to die, ah bah, the ability to think upwards and forge ahead, I successfully squeezed into one of the top ten successful men in the imperial court - Doctor Yushi.

In fact, I don't like Sen, I think the emperor is jealous of my talent, and specially gave me a historian.Hey, there is no way, the life of a perfect man is doomed to be a little less perfect.

"Doctor Yushi, are you distracted again?"

The supreme man on the dragon chair was very dissatisfied with the frequent convulsions of the man in the front of the hall, and was staring at him seriously.

What can I do, I am also very helpless, blame me for being too strong.

But the emperor still wanted to coax him when he was angry: "Your Majesty, the subject is not distracted. The subject is just thinking about what to eat when I go to court later."

"Nonsense, you are in a trance, and you dare to want to eat!" The very stern Prime Minister next to me hated my appearance the most, and immediately scolded me.

Me: "Food is the most important thing for the people, Prime Minister."

Prime Minister: "There are no rules, it's extremely presumptuous!"

Me: "Okay, then I will change my bad habits when I go back today-the prime minister accuses Dr. Yushi of being unruly, his tone is harsh, and his words are rough, which really hit Dr. Yushi's fragile heart." , from today onwards, Dr. Yu Shi cannot afford to be sick, and is bedridden, introspecting himself every day..."

The prime minister was horrified: "How did I ever speak so harshly and speak so rudely?! Don't slander me."

I looked serious: "But I do have a fragile heart."

The corner of the prime minister's mouth twitched: "The world would rather believe that my words are rude..."

The emperor really couldn't stand the two of them flirting in front of him, so he stopped him: "Doctor Yushi, get out."

My Erkang hand: "Your Majesty, don't!"

The officials didn't see it.

The emperor's face softened slightly: "Since you want to stay so much, then stay..."

I interrupted him: "Since the emperor hates the minister so much, the minister will leave immediately, don't bother the guards!" Turning around, he ran out of the hall with small steps, showing his affectation, and the emperor immediately blackened his face.

The officials covered their eyes again.

On this day, the common people once again witnessed that their doctor censor slipped away early morning to visit flower houses and drink flower wine until nightfall——

Passer-by A: "Hey, I heard that Doctor Yu Shi was arguing with the Prime Minister again, which made His Majesty angry?"

Passerby B: "What's so strange, isn't this an everyday thing."

Passerby A: "You said that the doctor Yu Shi is so unrestrained, why doesn't the emperor care about it?"

Passer-by C: "Tsk, tell me you don't understand, why are you so stupid, of course it's because Doctor Yushi looks like a fairy, the emperor can't bear it."

Passerby B: "Really? And this one? Then the two of them..."

Passerby A: "Come on, it's impossible. Didn't you see that Dr. Yushi is in the flower building every three days? If it's really that kind of relationship, how could the emperor allow him to be so presumptuous?"

Passerby B: "Oh, yes."

Passerby Ding: "Really..."

——Hmph, mortal with fish lips, I and the emperor are innocent.No, I'm innocent with everyone, okay?When I was in Hualou, I just drank, listened to music and danced very purely.

What?Why are so many girls not going to hook up?It's a joke, they are not as good-looking as me.I'm also very picky, okay?

Hey, as a person who develops in many aspects, this kind of occupation that has continued from ancient times to the present, of course I have to study it carefully.

I have also studied thoroughly these days, and I think it's time for me to go home.Hey wait, a familiar figure came from the direction of two o'clock, wow, old acquaintance.

For this kind of stuffy person who looks like an ancient fossil, I naturally can't understand him being surrounded by a crowd of colorful people but blushing and at a loss, look at me as a hero to save the beauty.

"Hey, isn't this the Prime Minister, you are so law-abiding, why did you come here?"

The prime minister held back his breath and didn't dare to vent, he just stared at me viciously: "I'm here to find you."

Hey, such a prime minister is so novel.Out of good intentions (curiosity), I resolutely rescued him and took him into the room to hide.The girls are all tigers.

He was very uncomfortable with the smell of powder in the air in the room, he only felt it was pungent.So when he saw the wine cup on the table, he took a sip and drank it, intending to drink it up.

Before I could stop the door closing, the pot of wine was gone.

Prime Minister, you dare to drink the wine in the flower building like this, it's really great.It's terrible to have no social common sense.

I asked him enthusiastically, "How do you feel?"

It’s okay if I don’t mention it, but when I mentioned it, I remembered what I had done to him in the morning: "I feel very bad. Doctor Yushi, what do you mean, why do you want to hurt me like this, and slander me for your own selfish desires?" Words and deeds, record them in the history books!"

I feel the fog is very heavy: "When did it happen, why don't I know yet?"

Prime Minister: "This morning."

My innocent face: "My lord, colleague, I'm just kidding you."

The prime minister looked suspiciously: "Really?"

Me: "It's more real than pearls."

He was finally relieved, he stood up and nodded at me, wanting to leave, but who would have guessed that the gravitational force might have strengthened the effect, so he fell down and sat down again, limp on the ground.

I stepped forward to help him, and called out: "Master Prime Minister, how do you feel?"

He grabbed my hand, raised his head and looked at me dimly, blushing and said: "I feel... very bad."

Chapter 2

Oh, it's not gravity, it's the booze that does it.

I calmly shook off him: "I'll go get you a girl."

The prime minister was shocked, and realized something in an instant, and stared at me with wide eyes: "You actually drugged me!"

The black question mark on my face? ? ?Brother, you don't have persecution paranoia, right? This is a disease!be cured.

He reluctantly stood up and threw himself on me, in case the prime minister's nose and face were bruised and swollen after a night in Hualou to meet people, I kindly supported him.

This man was so hot that I felt hot even through the material of the clothes: "I'd better go and call you a girl." Release it quickly, brother, don't embarrass yourself.

The prime minister roared: "No!"

Ha ha, then hold back.

I threw him on the bed mercilessly, watched him protect his chastity to the death not to be like a chaste martyr, turned around indifferently, and didn't look any more.It's like who cares about you, hum.

The prime minister was hot all over, but he still had consciousness. Seeing that I was about to leave, he immediately said, "Where are you going! I don't want a girl..."

I had a cold face: "It's getting late, I'm going home. Don't worry, I'll ask you for leave tomorrow, you take your time."

The prime minister was shy: "Give me... come here."

Tossing around, but it's just a colleague, I still take good care of him, obediently moved to his side, and let him ask for a few girls.

He was obviously a novice, Xiaobaihua alone, tremblingly stretched out his hand to grab my sleeve, took a long breath to build his mind, and then looked at me decisively.

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

Prime Minister: "You help me."

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When I went to court the next day, I purposely stood behind the Minister of the Household Department in front of me, far away from the prime minister.

The emperor and all the officials gave me a very weird look, and I said four times, the eyes were absolutely uneasy and kind.

Hehe, anyway, I am the successor of Chinese communism in the new era of □□21st century, so I don’t have any psychological pressure to masturbate my good friends!There is no psychological pressure, I am completely forced, okay!

I feel that there is still a residual smell on my hands, I can’t see it after I’m done, and if there’s nothing to see next to it, it’s a fat thing, why do I still have to come to court today?Ah, how dedicated I am.

It's rare that I'm so obedient and didn't make trouble. Today's retreat is extraordinarily early.And I, like a wild horse galloping out of the rein, was caught by the rein unexpectedly.

Prime Minister: "Doctor Yushi, wait a minute."

Stop talking, I know.You've been peeking at me for so long, do you think I can't feel it? Do you really want to settle yesterday's score with me? Let me tell you, I don't mind anymore, just let me go, don't Let's talk about what happened yesterday.This is really the most shameful thing in my life, bar none.

Me: "very busy, no time, no appointment."

The Prime Minister ignored my answer and acted shyly: "About what happened last night..."

Frightened, I took out my folding fan and forced a smile: "Ahaha, the weather is so nice today. I suddenly remembered that there are still clothes at home that haven't been dried. I'll go back to dry them first."

Prime Minister: "..." silently glanced at the dark cloud-covered sky.

Seeing that he was still standing in front of me, I finally made a difficult decision - to run back.

Now, I am more willing to reason with the emperor than the prime minister.

The prime minister stared at my fast-moving figure from a distance.

Just kidding, I am omnipotent, knowing martial arts is a must-have skill.Ah, if you ignore me when I suddenly fall into the hall