i'm a nerd

, the words of a group of armed soldiers staring at me with murderous intent.

The hall was full of dead bodies, stained with blood, the noise of weapons being handed over, roars one after another, and those who fell to the ground were still roaring "Guarantee escort", just like a Shura field.The two parties are fighting vigorously, but the imperial guards seem to be struggling.

Looking at the old man of the military department who is gradually approaching the emperor, I seem to know something great.

Someone broke in suddenly, and the emperor and the minister of the Ministry of War naturally noticed it.When the former saw it was me, he showed disappointment and anxious concern, while the latter was completely ridiculed and disdainful.

Minister of the Ministry of War: "Doctor Yu Shi, it's really time to come. Apart from the emperor's son, you are the one I despise the most."

I kicked the corpse of the commander of the imperial army under my feet, pulled out the sword in his hand with a cold face, and looked at the middle-aged and old man who disrespected the emperor on weekdays, was an important minister under the late emperor, and always relied on his elders.Oh, I already knew you had to fight back.

Me: "What a coincidence, I can't get used to you either."

With a long sword in my hand, I killed the enemy unimpeded and moved forward, approaching the emperor.The broken limbs next to him kept passing by, and the screams came and went, uh, after all, I am cruel.

With a rare serious face and martial arts skills like a martial arts master, more than one person was frightened.

I am indeed a perfect man, there is no doubt about it.But, no one seems to know, wow, I really hide it.So I shouldn't blame the emperor for only letting me be a civil servant.

In a short while, I stepped over the piles of corpses under my feet, and walked in front of the Minister of the Ministry of War, and promised him to say the last word "You..." and cut off his head with a sword.

When his skull rolled down, I kicked his body off, and then turned to look at the unsuspecting emperor, a little annoyed.

How should I say it?Said that you don't know Taishan with your eyes, and you don't see my true ability.Heh, it's sure to die faster.Just shut up.

The tip of the sword touched the ground, and I looked down at the guards who were wounded or dead, fleeing or surrendering, and said sharply: "The general of the rebel army is dead, and the Holy One is safe and sound."

Me: "All the forbidden troops obey orders, and if they respond to the rebels, they will all be punished!"

Chapter 3

When the prime minister heard the signal from the imperial guards and led a group of elite troops, what he saw was:

The stunning man who made him have complicated emotions, with blood stains on his delicate face, stared at the entrance of the main hall with a sword in his hands, with a bloodthirsty attack appearance, standing in front of His Majesty.

He has always been unrestrained, wanton and unrestrained, and he has never had such a dangerous appearance, but still people can't move their eyes, they are all about him.

The person who "makes people unable to move their eyes away", I, the moment I saw the prime minister, I felt a sense of relief.

Prime Minister, you are finally here. I have maintained this posture for too long, and I can hardly hold on anymore.

God knows how afraid I am of the emperor looking at me from behind, I feel like he saw a hole in my back, oh no, it's two! !

Come and save me.

I don't know if he understood the look in my eyes asking for help, or some other bloody reason, the prime minister really walked towards me, completely ignoring His Majesty the Emperor who cared behind me, and went straight forward to hold my hand, and then, before my eyes turned bad, — touched me up and down.

Oh, my gosh.

Prime Minister, are you alright, who has possessed you?No, my chastity, quickly take this mutant away, and return the prime minister who tormented me every day and ruined me (spiritually) back! !

Well, I knew that someone would always respond to me—"Prime Minister, is it just a display?"

A very majestic voice came, and my grateful eyes responded to him.

Suddenly, I found out why I turned to this one for help and then that one, um...it must be because they are all neurotics, and I don't play with neurotics. (→→Are you sure it’s not because of it, you’re the one insane?)

The emperor pulled me out of the prime minister's hand into his arms, wiped off the blood stained on my face affectionately, and said meaningfully: "You can touch my people, too?"

Hmm... Your man, oh, it means that I am your courtier, it must be!How could it be, and that claw, claw, let go, don't put it on my waist!

So I broke free from his confinement in the blink of an eye, and went directly past the two of them to the entrance of the main hall. I didn't care about the frenzy and jumping behind me, and turned my head to reveal a half-faced face:

"Don't send it off, just stay."

Soon, my reputation spread throughout the streets and alleys of the capital——

Passerby A: "I heard that yesterday the minister of the Ministry of War rebelled. He led thousands of people into the court hall to surround the emperor and force him to abdicate!"

Passer-by B: "Let's just say that you can't hear the whole story. The exciting part comes later: Doctor Yushi went to rescue him alone, beheading thousands of people with his sword. Even the great generals can't compare..."

Passerby A: "Hey, how could one person deal with so many people? Besides, isn't the imperial censor a civil servant?!"

Passer-by C: "What do you know? This is the power of love. If the Holy Majesty suffers, the Censor must be worried to death! Also, who said civil servants can't do martial arts? Is our Censor omnipotent?"

Passer-by B: "But after the Prime Minister went there, something unpleasant happened."

Passerby C: "Oh my god, the rhythm of this love triangle!"

Passerby Ding: "Really..."

——Mortal of Yuzui, don't talk about me, please, I, Your Majesty and the Prime Minister are innocent.

But the public opinion is always terrible, so when I went to court on the second day, I received the attention of many officials.

I still have the unrestrained expression on my face, let them see a flower.I know I'm handsome, please don't look jealous, thank you.

The emperor's eyes were complicated: "Doctor Yushi, you have done a great job in saving him, how do you want me to reward you?"

I made a perfect proposal: "Can I not come to court?"

The emperor retorted: "No!"

I was disappointed: "Forget it, I don't need anything."

The prime minister reprimanded me with a heartbroken face: "You're messing around again."

A fanciful doting tone? !Mr. Prime Minister, could it be that he went to the wrong set, this is the court meeting scene of "I'm a Brain Damaged", not the filming center of Qiong Yao's dog blood drama.

The onlookers couldn't bear to see it, and they all echoed: "Doctor Yu Shi is too unruly, how can you make such a request?"

Hehe, you finally discovered my strength and started to fear me?Really, it's not necessary at all.In fact, I said that I don’t want to argue with you, do you believe me?

Obviously no one believed it.

In the end, the emperor punished me to enter the palace to stay by his side, and to learn the rules well - didn't the emperor want to reward me for my meritorious service in saving the family from the beginning?

I feel bitter, so I won't say anything.

Well, until the emperor took me to the palace and mercilessly threw me on the dragon bed to bully me, I finally couldn't help but say: "Your Majesty, you hurt me!" I'm..."

The emperor smiled evilly: "Really? Baby. You will hurt even more later."

So indescribable.

……

Well, I admit that it is fake. How could such a scene that destroys the three views and destroys my aloof image happen!

Returning to reality, I was actually thrown onto the bed by the emperor, and what I said was: "Your Majesty, you can't be so unkind. I absolutely can't sleep on such a bed tonight, it's too hard! Oh my ass, it's killing me ..."

In an instant, the charming atmosphere was completely destroyed by me, the emperor glared at me with a gloomy face, "Get out."

So I rolled smoothly.

To be honest, the bed in the palace is much better than the one in my home. I live in the emperor's side hall, and I sleep for a long time.

Chapter 4

early morning.

The emperor reviewed the memorial in the imperial study and asked: "Where is the doctor?" The eunuch next to him: "Not yet." The emperor sighed.

An hour passed.

The emperor asked: "Where is the doctor Yushi?" The eunuch: "Not yet." The emperor frowned.

More than two hours passed.

The emperor asked again: "Where is Doctor Yushi...?" The eunuch sweated: "Not... not up... right..." The emperor was furious.

The eunuch was shocked: "Slave, slave, go and have a look..." Then he fled.

After a cup of tea, the eunuch returned.The emperor's face was gloomy: "Haven't you gotten up yet?" The eunuch hurriedly replied: "It's up."

The emperor's face softened slightly: "Where are people?"

The eunuch began to sweat again: "My lord, he is at that... that is, um... playing the piano, er... dancing, ah... having fun, with those..."

The emperor: "Speak human words!"

The eunuch straightened his tongue in an instant: "How pleasant is it for Dr. Yushi to sing and dance with your concubines in the imperial garden, play the zither and sing and laugh at Yanyan! The picture is extremely unbearable!!"

The air suddenly condensed, and the surroundings were silent, and the hearts of all the eunuchs and maids were in their throats.

After a while, making them all have a feeling that time is about to stand still, the Holy Majesty laughed like a maniac, and angrily beat the table:

"Let him get out of the palace!!!"

Like a canary out of a cage, I stood outside the palace wall and took a deep breath of freedom: "The air outside is so nice!"

Because I angered His Majesty, he didn't give me good looks in several halls.I'm used to this situation, but apparently some people prefer it.

One day, I was ignored by the emperor, and I was arrested by the prime minister after I came down from the court.

The prime minister said cheerfully, "Did you make the emperor angry?"

I made a face: "You seem to be very happy?"

The prime minister shook his head solemnly: "No."

Oh, don't hide, I saw the dazzling light flashing in your pupils.

I pretended to be sad: "Of course the emperor is not happy,