i'm a nerd

The adults were all lingering, but the Prime Minister blushed and couldn't explain it, which further confirmed the thoughts of the officials.

The emperor sneered: "The oiran who climbed the fairy tower? The prime minister is really in a good mood. I heard that you were still guarding in front of the Yushi mansion a few days ago. How could you be distracted by the oiran in a blink of an eye?"

The prime minister blushed, and forcefully squeezed out three words: "I don't have any."

The emperor smiled lightly and remained silent.

Since I was nominated by the prime minister once, my number of guests has not decreased in the past few days, which made me very distressed for a while.

Fortunately, there is an almighty steward.With him, I don't have to worry anymore, shit!

Who will tell me, what the hell is this swarm of bees rushing to the third floor? !

Don't come here, I tell you not to come here, what do you mean by those green eyes, don't look at me like that! !

Don't run at this time, wait until later.

I ran all the way up to the fourth floor, shouting: "My boss... help..." trying to scare those people away.But I was wrong, I didn't fully understand that some people are really daring, they are not afraid of anything when there are too many people, they rushed up to the fourth floor and pressed me every step of the way.

I began to regret my stupid way of going to the fourth floor to seek help from the "master of Dengxian Tower".

What to do, I can only go up, as long as they dare to touch me, I will kill them.

Xu Shi felt my deep killing intent, and those people suddenly took a big step back.Ouch, is my bastard spirit already so powerful?Heh, if you leave aside the masked male god who fell from the sky immediately...

The male god still has a paralyzed face (although I have never seen his face): "Get lost."

The valiant crowd just now fled and dispersed.

The male god looked back at me with that look.Hmm... I don't know if it's my illusion, it seems like I'm asking for praise.

Chapter 8

Uh, I should be grateful. I should be grateful. After all, he saved lives (I can't imagine what the consequences of those people would be if it was a little later, so I still saved lives).

I looked serious and delicate: "Thank you son..."

The male god turned his head and couldn't bear to look directly: "Yes."

I gently called the steward: "Prepare tea."

The steward came in a hurry, keeping his head down and not daring to look at me, alas, I can understand why he didn't stop the pack of wolves just now.

After being seated, I stared at the male god with big eyes.

After a long time, I said, "What are you looking for?"

The male god looked me up and down: "Why are you dressed like this?" I played with the teacup: "I like it."

The male god twitched the corner of his mouth: "Why did you open this flower building?" I played with the tea cover: "I like it."

The male god's face was paralyzed and his face was about to break: "Why do you want to be an oiran?" I played with the tea leaves: "I like it."

The male god changed his voice: "Why do you keep holding your hand?" I twisted the tea and put it in my mouth: "I like it."

Male god: "..."

I:"……"

Sorry, I ate it by the way, and said it by the way.

I return to the topic: "What have you been doing these days?"

The male god also returned to seriousness in no time: "I found some news about that person." He squinted at me, afraid that I would react agitatedly.

In fact, after such a long time, I have already controlled my emotions: "Say."

"The general is indeed collaborating with the enemy and treason, and that person is also a member of the enemy country."

I drank my tea seemingly casually: "Which enemy country?"

"Western Zhou."

I silently said: "Western Zhou Dynasty..." It seems that I am really just thinking too much?

The male god continued: "There is another interesting story."

Half a year ago, there was a strange celestial phenomenon in the sky above the royal family of the Western Zhou Dynasty. Wind and sand swept across the entire royal city. There was a sudden chaos. Everyone panicked and saw a huge golden vortex in the sky, covering the entire sky.

"I heard that they call it the road to the future."

I tapped the table rhythmically with my hands, smiling: "The way to the future?"

Sounds interesting.

Another few days passed.

No one has clicked on me in the past few days, not only because of the deterrent power of the male god, but also the threat of the Prime Minister, saying that no one is allowed to click on me (Prime Minister: I will not say that it is because the oiran and the doctor Yushi are very similar. I just don’t want her to be contaminated by others).

Unexpectedly, tonight, Dengxian Tower faced a distinguished guest again.

As soon as this person came, he directly said that he wanted to see the owner, but he didn't really say anything about the oiran. It happened that when I wanted to go down from the fourth floor to perform, I couldn't refuse, so I met him.

When I entered the door and took a look - if possible, I would like to turn back time, I want to go back to 1 minute ago and slap myself!Why should I agree to see him? !Let me perform, I love acting so much, no more complaints! ! !

"Since you're here, why don't you sit down?" He looked at me through the screen with a smile.

No matter how you look at this smile, it's creepy.

I am sitting upright.To be honest, I'm not afraid of him, I'm just afraid of trouble, what if he recognizes me?I also want to save face, don't I?Save some face for me, huh?

"Doctor Yushi." He called me.

Well, I know that face slaps always come very quickly: "The emperor..."

The emperor: "After three days of farewell, I will definitely look at you with admiration. Doctor Yushi surprised me, and he has already found another job?"

I hurriedly explained: "This is just a side job, a side job... Occasionally earn some extra money..."

emperor:"……"

"Why don't you come back to court?"

"The minister is ashamed to see the emperor."

"That's why you're wearing women's clothing? The purpose is to prevent me from recognizing you? Just pretend I didn't see you?"

I was wronged: "Even if I was wearing women's clothing, I didn't walk in front of you. The matter of women's clothing is entirely a personal preference."

The emperor was slightly angry: "Nonsense!"

I twisted my handkerchief: "I know I was wrong..."

emperor:"……"

The emperor stood up with a flick of his sleeves, and I immediately left my seat in a hurry.The emperor's face turned slightly better and I looked back, holding back my tears and waving my handkerchief: "Your Majesty, go slowly, come back next time, I will give you a [-]% discount." The emperor's face suddenly turned black.

He took a deep look at me before he left, leaving behind a sentence: "Western Zhou has raised troops."

Oh, I see.

That night, the oiran danced a dance - hot dance.

The picture is extremely fragrant, the more the dance moves, the more presumptuous the dance, the less the clothes dance, and the more the audience dances, the more excited.The male god on the third floor almost fell off the railing.

When her red shirt could not cover her arms and legs at all, she took off her veil and showed a seductive smile to the excited audience.

In an instant, the audience, who were so excited that their noses were bleeding everywhere, immediately changed their expressions and roared angrily: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

Very good, I heard that the oiran is the doctor Yushi. The news spread throughout the streets and alleys of the capital that night, and I didn't wait until the next day.

"What should I do if the people pay too much attention to me?" ——From the troubles of Dr. Yushi.

The next day, the court.

Prime Minister: "Western Zhou thieves have invaded, and the army has broken through three cities in our country. Your Majesty, I hope that you will make a decision on this!"

All the ministers: "I still hope that the emperor will make a decision!"

The emperor sat on the top with a livid complexion, with his hands on the armrests, and he didn't even look at the heroic soldier who was said to be the hero of the former general in the main hall. He only cast his eyes on the entrance of the main hall and remained silent.

A group of officials had watched the emperor hesitate for a long time, and they couldn't wait, so they pushed the prime minister forward to persuade: "My lord..."

"Sir, come and lead the army."

The door of the hall was wide open, and a man in black shirt with a mocking voice stepped into the hall. Facing the morning light, his white jade-like face became even more stunning. Regardless of the astonished crowd, he slowly walked towards the seated person:

"Sir, I would like to lead the army to defend against the enemy."

Since he entered, the gaze of the person in the upper seat has been lingering on him. At this moment, he finally showed a long-lost smile and said the first sentence this morning: "As you wish."

Because of him, no one in the court objected.

So once again, the imperial doctor at the center of public opinion——made headlines.

Chapter 9

The wind in early winter always looks miserable and fierce.I stood alone in front of the army on a white horse, and silently received the attention of the crowd above the city wall.

Finally, there was a person above who couldn't bear to run down.

I am moved, is there still a minister who is reluctant to part with me?It seems that my popularity is not so bad.

Looking intently at the tearful Prime Minister, I was speechless.It seems that I am really unpopular.

The prime minister put away his tears and smiled through his tears (because Mao used such a girly description!): "I hope you will return soon. On the day you return, I must tell you something."

I continued to choke silently.

How is this kind of sense of sight of setting a death flag?Prime Minister, do you want to hurt me like this, I have a feeling that I will never return!Is it too late to take it back now?It shouldn’t be true if I don’t agree, hey——! !

but.

Looking at the worried eyes of the prime minister, the eyes of the emperor looking at the adulterer on the city wall, and the eyes of the officials and soldiers watching the drama, I smiled helplessly: "Okay."

Maybe, I really won't come back.

The army marched for more than half a month before reaching the rear of the battle.In fact, I haven't been out much, and only now I realize how inconvenient transportation is in ancient times.I really miss airplanes, trains and high-speed rail.

Listening to the report of the military situation by the soldiers, my pretendingly cold face was about to collapse, what should I do, I seemed to be laughing, as if I was talking about a game played by children.

To be honest, I still don't understand how this country can't beat the small country of Western Zhou Dynasty.

I waved my hand to stop him and wanted to continue talking about the trend, I looked up at him, ouch man, you are a little familiar: "You are?"

The soldiers were full of stars: "General! My name is Lu Renbing! You are my idol. I signed up to join the army only when I heard that you were going to lead the army! I used to gossip about you in the imperial city with my brothers. Come on! Oh my god, I can't do it anymore, the idol talked to me!"

After saying that, he immediately fell to the ground and fainted, with a look of satisfaction on his face.

I dumbfoundedly summoned two soldiers and carried away this familiar Lu Renbing man.

Back to business.Listening to the battle situation they reported, I think this ancient war is simply child's play